#incorrect strangers things

[skylarinfinity]

nancy: [smiling at m/n] how much did you spend on this date?

m/n: around $4000, but don't worry it's all on steve credit cards [shrugs]

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel

[piliharrington]

Drunk Robin: Don't fear death, fear the state you will die in.

Drunk Eddie, whispering fearfully: New Jersey.

[sophemeva]

Nancy : Why is Dustin crying?

Steve : I am having Max be mean to him.

Nancy: What?? Why??

Steve: He got a D in Spanish and then cheated.

Nancy : Well, you can't use Max for that, discipline your child yourself.

Robin : Nance, max got straight A's , she needs to be rewarded too.

Eddie : it's a win-win.

[harringtonandbuckley]

Steve: I love murder mysteries

Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

[steddielations]

steve: *takes off his shirt*

eddie, immediately:

[adelicioustragedy]

Murray looking at Eddie and Steve while they shamelessly flirt: Jesus Christ another one

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 5

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5.5] [part 6] [part 7]

[plistommy]

steddie in a nutshell

[mimixmunson]

Imagine Steve finding out Eddie’s birth name is actually Theodore and he insists on calling him Theodore for a week straight as revenge for the many times Eddie has called him Steven.

Theodore turns to ‘Theodorable’ just to make Eddie roll his eyes, but then he just calls him Theo for a while and Eddie is really growing sick of it. To the point where he’s got Steve pinned to the wall growling in his ear about how “pretty boys usually have manners.”

Steve feeling as bratty as ever responds with “Yes Theodore anything for you Theodore.” <3

[slowandsteddie]

Steve, has a seizure and passes out

Steve, wakes up in the hospital

Steve, immediately clocking the worry on Eddie’s face and unable to look away

Steve, forcing a smile: “sorry for being so dramatic. I was just bored and wanted out of the house.”

Eddie, making a choked sound

Eddie, glancing at Dustin who has very red eyes

Eddie: “you know you could have just asked me to take you on a drive.”

Steve, snorting: “we do that all the time. I wanted something different. This car made a cool noise.”

Dustin: “Seriously, Steve?”

Steve, pouting: “I just wanted to go in the wee-woo wagon.”

[morganski-19]

Steve: Hey babe, what do you think I should wear? Red shirt or black shirt?

Eddie: Hmmm, I don’t know. You’ll look good in whatever you decide.

Steve: Well thank you but I’m having a hard time deciding so I was hoping you could pick.

Eddie: Either way you’re going to be the prettiest one at the party. Babe I love you so much

Steve: no,no I love you too and I know you think I’m pretty. And this isn’t a test, I just. Which shirt would you prefer to see me in tonight?

Eddie: I prefer you just the way you are

Steve: Oh my god. Hey Rob, red or black shirt

Robin: Black the red makes you look like a bitch

Steve: Thank you

Robin: No problem

[fandsart]

[Steddie textpost]

[deadtothebones]

They have been dating for a year, Steve almost dumps him for it

[headcanonthings]

Steve: Today I realized I'm old Robin: What happened? Steve: I fell in the park and instead of laughing, Dustin came running to see if I was ok Robin: Steve: I saw fear in his eyes

[steddielations]

Incorrect Steddie 8/?

[lostintheoceanv]

Steve: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Eddie: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Steve: That one. I want that one.