#incorrect rottmnt quotes

[leonsgotit]

[image ID: two images of rise leo, the top one is from the series. he has a mischievous grin on his face with his hand on his chin. a tweet overlays the image and reads: “me (young, naive): i hope something good happens.” the second image is also of rise leo, from the rottmnt movie. leo still has a smile on his face and his hand on his chin, but he’s sweating nervously. the second part of the tweet overlays the image, reading: “me (now): i hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny.” end image ID]

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Raph: You killed him.

(Name): Actually I believe he died of natural causes.

Leo, checking the body: knife to the neck.

Mikey: I thought you said he died of natural causes.

(Name): There is nothing more natural then dying from a knife to the neck.

Donnie,nodding: What would be unnatural is if he survived.

(Name):See Donnie gets it.

Leo: Donnie's a lab explosion away from being a mad scientist, that doesn't help your case.

[here-comes-the-donniemite]

Donnie: I dare you-

Raph: Leo is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Donnie: Why not?

Leo: “I have no regard for my own personal safety”, as some would say.

[tdillustrates]

Random 1 am chats reminded me of them

[ryemiffie]

Me and my buddy as rottmnt brains and brawns duo incorrect quotes:

Donnie: Of course not! I would never just kill someone like that!

Raph: Oh good-

Donnie: I'd be way smarter about it, I mean no offense and all but that is choppy work, hehe choppy.

Raph: Dear god.

Donnie: Oh that's no use, he's not real, I checked.

Raph: Checked??

[jasontoddisbest]

ROTTMNT Incorrect Quotes pt. 10

Y/N: You have to apologize to Leo

Donnie: Fine.

Donnie: "Un-fuck you" or whatever.

[fabuloustrash05]

Leo: Guys, this is my boyfriend Usagi.

Donnie: Okay, we knew you were gay, but the furry thing was definitely a surprise.

[spacelion-loveshermulletson]

Leo: Usagi is missing, can you find him?!

Donnie: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Mikey: I mean..

Raph: Yeah, kinda.

Casey: 100% yes.

Leo: Well, do you?!

Donnie:

Donnie: Yeah, hang on.

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Donnie: I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t eat, I can’t sleep. Maybe I’m coming down with something.

Mikey: Oh, ho-ho, I know what you’ve got. The L-word.

Leo: Yeah, leprosy.

Mikey: No, Leo, no. It’s four letters, starts with L, ends with E.

Leo: Aha! Lice.

Mikey: No.

[junewritesdrawsandreblogs]

ROTTMNT Incorrect Quotes

(including my rottmnt oc, Kamryn)

*after someone insulted Mikey*

Kamryn: shall I break both your ankles or just one?

Raph & Mikey: Kam, no-

April, Donnie & Leo: Kam, yes!

[risewriter]

ROTTMNT: Goals

Mikey: So, Draxy~? Any goals for next year?

Draxum: *Lifts an eyebrow* Can't say I do. But that's alright, isn't it? Because ''You're perfect the way you are!'' Is what you said to me before.

Mikey: *Hides list of goal ideas for Draxum* Riiiiight..

[jgvfhl]

@rottmnt-totally-correct-quotes I did very much enjoy this quote 💙💚❤️

[snackleggg]

Usagi: Leo, what's your type!

Leo: white fur, fluffy ears, samurai-

Usagi: NO, YOUR BLOOD TYPE YOU IDIOT!

Leo, bleeding out: Oh. Red

[undercoverwizardninjaturtle]

Raph:Alright! Now that you got a cool mystic weapon like us what are you going to make? A giant bo staff, a pointy bo staff-

Donnie: Guns

Raph: What?

Donnie: Guns. Really big guns.

Donnie: And drills

Donnie: Sometimes

Donnie: Mostly guns

[ryemiffie]

Me and my twin as rottmnt disaster twins:

Leo: What were you gonna do later?

Donnie: Well I was going to pick between options A, B, and W.

Leo, very confidently: W? Uh, I think you missed a few numbers there buddy.

Donnie:

Leo: ... Wait-

[cosmothealien358]

Casey Jr: Why are you like this? F!Donnie: I used too much No More Tears shampoo as a child and I haven’t felt a single emotion since.