#incorrect young justice qoutes

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[incorrect-dc-qoutes]

Kon: I like your new pants! Tim: Thanks, they were 50% off! Kon: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Tim: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Kon: Thats’s… not what I meant. Tim: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Kon.

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Icicle J: So, are you and Y/N together?

Klarion: No.

...

Icicle J: What do you call a young child?

Klarion: A child

Icicle J: No, a really young one. Like an infant.

Klarion: Baby?

Y/N: Yeah?

...

Klarion: You sneaky little-

[didjaputyanameinthegobletoffiyah]

Artemis: I think I'm in love with Wally..

Robin: I saw him first he's mine.

Artemis: What? But-

Robin: MINE

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During a fight scene

Dick : Enjoying the show?

Jade : Are you always this cocky?

Dick : Only on Tuesdays... and whenever beautiful women are involved.

Jade :So, you think I'm beautiful?

Dick : Actually, it's Tuesday.

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Jade : Yeah, that's right. Take that! And that! And that! And that! And that!

Dick : You got him. You got him. Enough. Enough.

Jade:Are you okay?

Dick : Yes.

Jade : Okay, I'll be right back. Hey! Come here!

Dick: No, no, no. I think he's had enough. I'm sorry.

Roy : My eye!

Dick: You got him!

Jade : Not good enough.

Roy: Oh, Kamehameha!

Dick : He learned his lesson!

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Richard : [talking about Tim ] That little wimp. He wouldn't know a new idea if it hit him in the Pachenga. He wanted some new ideas? I could've *told* him some new ideas!

Jade : Well, why did you let him talk to you that way?

Richard: What do you mean, and fight the bossman?

Jade : Yeah, tell him your ideas! He's a person like everyone else. I'm sure he'll think they're great.

Richard : Look, I know these people, Baby. They're all rich and they're mean. They won't listen to me.

Jade : Well, then why not fight harder? *Make* them listen?

Richard : Because, I need this goddamn job lined up for next summer!

[chuckles scornfully]

Richard : My dad calls me today, he says - with good news - you know, he says, "Uncle Paul can finally get you in the union."

Jade : Oh, what-what union?

Richard : The House Painters and Plasterers, local number 179, at your service.

[Baby's father, sister, and will come out of the house next to the trail; Baby pulls Richard down so they won't see them together]

Artemis crock : I've been thinking a lot about the Domino Theory. Now, when Vietnam falls, is China next?

[the trio passes]

Jade : I don't think they saw us.

Richard: [getting up] Fight harder, huh? I don't see you fighting so hard, Baby. I don't see you running up to daddy telling him I'm your guy.

Jade : I will. With my father, it's complicated. I *will* tell him, I...

Richard : I don't believe you, Baby! I don't think that you ever had any intention of telling him. Ever.

[stalks off]

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Ron: The only chance we have to survive is to huddle together for warmth.

- Harry: I, for one, choose death.”

“-Grover : What are you doing?

- Percy : Taking off my shoes.

-Grover : Why?

- Percy : Because I run faster with no shoes.

Grover : You can't out-run that bear!

- Percy : I don’t have to out-run the bear, I just have to out-run you!”

as a bear is staring at them

Wally : So you're saying you lost the map? You don't have it?

Dick: No, I'm saying I forgot to hold on to it while my ass was free-falling over a 100 foot waterfall.

wally : So you don't have it?”

Naruto : Well I was a boy scout.Sasuke , you were a boy scout, weren't you?

sasuke :No, but I ate a brownie once.”

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Wally : If my dad catches me copping beers he'll kill me.

Dick: I'm willing to take that risk.

Dick: Hey west , do you have any naked pictures of your Grandma?

Wally : No.

Dick: Ha ha. You do now.

Dick on jade’s parents]

Dick: You know, I was hoping when they'd move to Arizona, they would get lost in the desert

[dick walks into the basement.]

Dick:

West . Let's go get wasted.

[wally points at dick, as to prove a point.]

Artemis :

[exasperated] Great!

Wally :

See? Grayson 's a real friend. He's gonna help me get through my grandma's death.

Dick:

[frowns] Your grandma's dead? Oh, man... Let's go get wasted.

Clark: very good I see

Clark: when you think of God you see Jesus

Dick: no man it’s Clapton

Wally:oh my god man I drew Clapton too

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Lok,Dick:The dark side's coming now, nothing is real

She'll never know just how I feel

From out of the shadows, she walks like a dream

Make me feel crazy, make me feel so mean

Aint' nothing's gonna save ya from a love that's blind

Slip through the dark side and cross that line

On the dark side, oh yeah

On the dark side, oh yeah

Dark side's coming, now nothing is real

She'll never know just how I feel

From out of the shadows, she walks like a dream

Make me feel crazy, make me feel so mean

Ain't nothin' gonna save ya from a love that's blind

Slip through the dark side and cross that line

On the dark side, oh yeah

On the dark side, oh yeah

Ain't nothin' gonna save ya from a love that's blind

Slip through the dark side and cross that line

On the dark side, oh yeah

On the dark side, oh yeah

On the dark side, oh yeah

On the dark side, oh yeah

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Dick,Natsu:Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo

Here comes the sun, and I say

It's alright

Little darlin', it's been a long, cold, lonely winter

Little darlin', it feels like years since it's been here

Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo

Here comes the sun, and I say

It's alright

Little darlin', the smile's returning to their faces

Little darlin', it seems like years since it's been here

Here comes the sun

Here comes the sun, and I say

It's alright

Sun, sun, sun, here it comes

Sun, sun, sun, here it comes

Sun, sun, sun, here it comes

Sun, sun, sun, here it comes

Sun, sun, sun, here it comes

Little darlin', I feel that ice is slowly melting

Little darlin', it seems like years since it's been clear

Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo

Here comes the sun, and I say

It's alright

Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo

Here comes the sun

It's alright

It's alright

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Megan : Do you wanna kiss me?

Dick : Someday.

Megan: [Gets in dick’s car] What's this "someday" shit?

Dick : Well, it's just I get the feeling you've been kissed a lot, and I'm afraid I'd suffer by comparison.

Dick: [addressing the town council, reading from his notes in the Bible] "From the oldest of times, people danced for a number of reasons. They danced in prayer... or so that their crops would be plentiful... or so their hunt would be good. And they danced to stay physically fit... and show their community spirit. And they danced to celebrate." And that is the dancing we're talking about. Aren't we told in Psalm 149 "Praise ye the Lord. Sing unto the Lord a new song. Let them praise His name in the dance"? And it was King David - King David, who we read about in Samuel - and what did David do? What did David do?

[paging frantically through Bible]

Dick: What *did* David do?

[audience laughs]

Dick : "David danced before the Lord with all his might... leaping and dancing before the Lord."

[smacks table in front of Reverend Jones]

Dick : *Leaping* and *dancing*.

[stands up straight]

Dick : Ecclesiastes assures us... that there is a time for every purpose under heaven. A time to laugh... and a time to weep. A time to mourn... and there is a time to dance. And there was a time for this law, but not anymore. See, this is our time to dance. It is our way of celebrating life. It's the way it was in the beginning. It's the way it's always been. It's the way it should be now.

Conner: Shit, I thought only pansies wore neckties.

Dick : See that? I thought only assholes used the word "pansy".

Megan: Woo, he gotcha on that one, Con!

Conner : SHUT UP! Son of a bitch is gonna pay for that!

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Dick : Hey, hey! What's this I see? I thought this was a party. LET'S DANCE!

Dick : [toWally ] Hey, I like that hat, man. They sell men's clothes where you got that?

Megan : How come you don't like me?

Dick : What makes you think that I don't like you?

Megan : You never talk to me at school. You never *look* at me!

Dick : Yeah, well maybe that's because if I did, your boyfriend would remove my lungs with a spoon.

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Jade : Do you wanna kiss me?

Dick : Someday.

Jade : [Gets in Dick's car] What's this "someday" shit?

Dick: Well, it's just I get the feeling you've been kissed a lot, and I'm afraid I'd suffer by comparison.

Dick: [addressing the town council, reading from his notes in the Bible] "From the oldest of times, people danced for a number of reasons. They danced in prayer... or so that their crops would be plentiful... or so their hunt would be good. And they danced to stay physically fit... and show their community spirit. And they danced to celebrate." And that is the dancing we're talking about. Aren't we told in Psalm 149 "Praise ye the Lord. Sing unto the Lord a new song. Let them praise His name in the dance"? And it was King David - King David, who we read about in Samuel - and what did David do? What did David do?

[paging frantically through Bible]

Dick: What *did* David do?

[audience laughs]

Dick: "David danced before the Lord with all his might... leaping and dancing before the Lord."

[smacks table in front of Reverend Crock]

Dick : *Leaping* and *dancing*.

[stands up straight]

Dick : Ecclesiastes assures us... that there is a time for every purpose under heaven. A time to laugh... and a time to weep. A time to mourn... and there is a time to dance. And there was a time for this law, but not anymore. See, this is our time to dance. It is our way of celebrating life. It's the way it was in the beginning. It's the way it's always been. It's the way it should be now.

Will : Shit, I thought only pansies wore neckties.

Dick : See that? I thought only assholes used the word "pansy".

Jade : Woo, he gotcha on that one, will!

Will : SHUT UP! Son of a bitch is gonna pay for that!

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Dick : Hey, hey! What's this I see? I thought this was a party. LET'S DANCE!

Dick : [to Wally] Hey, I like that hat, man. They sell men's clothes where you got that?

Dick: How come you don't like me?

Jade : What makes you think that I don't like you?

Jade : You never talk to me at school. You never *look* at me!

Dick: Yeah, well maybe that's because if I did, your boyfriend would remove my lungs with a spoon.

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Wally fell asleep, during dick’s movie. The credits roll, and Wally wakes up]

Wally : Great show. Good work, dick

Dick : You liked it?

Wally: Liked it? I loved it.

Dick : What did you like best about it?

Wally : I liked... everything the whole show.

Dick : What about the specifics?

Wally : Specifics? Specifics were the best part.

Dick : What about the scene with the kangaroo?

Wally : I... I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.

Dick : You fell asleep. There was no kangaroo. They didn't take any of my suggestions.

Hector fell asleep, during Stanley’s movie. The credits roll, and Hector wakes up]

Hector : Great show. Good work, Stanley

Stanley : You liked it?

Hector: Liked it? I loved it.

Stanley : What did you like best about it?

Hector: I liked... everything the whole show.

Stanley: What about the specifics?

Hector : Specifics? Specifics were the best part.

Stanley : What about the scene with the kangaroo?

Hector : I... I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.

Stanley : You fell asleep. There was no kangaroo. They didn't take any of my suggestions.

Derek fell asleep, during Cody’s movie. The credits roll, and Derek wakes up]

Derek: Great show. Good work, Cody

Cody : You liked it?

Derek : Liked it? I loved it.

Cody : What did you like best about it?

Derek : I liked... everything the whole show.

Cody : What about the specifics?

Derek : Specifics? Specifics were the best part.

Cody : What about the scene with the kangaroo?

Derek : I... I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.

Cody : You fell asleep. There was no kangaroo. They didn't take any of my suggestions.

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Dick :, Vietnam girl I met you on the sea sand.

You touched me with your cool hand.

Your perfume's in the wind.

Vietnam girl, your daddy tells you white lies

To keep you from my blue eyes.

To know me is no sin.

CHORUS:

And I won't break you, Vietnam girl,

If you take me into your world.

It's been my good fortune to find you,

Vietnam girl.

Stolen flowers are sweetest in the mornin'.

The Eastern sun is dawnin'.

Your silk's against my skin.

Vietnam girl, take me to your jasmine place.

Cool me with your subtle grace.

To know me is no sin.

CHORUS

And I won't break you, Vietnam girl,

If you take me into your world.

It's been my good fortune to find you,

Vietnam girl.