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Dick: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours! Duke: Six? I only got three! Jason: You guys got sleep? Tim, comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??

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Jason: Two truths and a lie, I’ll start! Jason: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee. Dick, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game.

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Jason: We need a plan to beat them. Roy: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food. Jason: Roy: Judge me all you want, I get results.

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Jason: Hold on, I can explain! Tim: Really? Can you now? Jason: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

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Tim: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons. Jason, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.

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Batkids calling Bruce when they need him.

Dick gets arrested for underage drinking call my dad now he's not in the slightest scared but he wants his dad. Bruce who already got bail done and is wrapping Dick in a blanket.

Jason crashes a car already on the phone with Bruce who is speeding to him.

Tim is falling asleep at the office and wants to go home dad please pick me up. Waking up tucked in Bruce's bed.

Damian gets in a fight at school you call my father right now. He suspended but Bruce hugs him on the way out.

Cass standing face to face with David Cain the man who should have been her father but isn't but before she can scream for Bruce she's wrapped in his cape.

Duke calling Bruce because the kids at school have never been nice to a kid from the wrong side of the tracks and getting ice cream just because.

Stephanie just calling Bruce to talk knowing no matter how busy he is there will be time for her.

Babs who even though Jim Gordon is a great man after a nightmare about the joker only wants one man. Bruce running in the middle of the night to her door. Wrapping his batgirl in his arms.

Kids who aren't afraid to call Dad. He wont be mad he wants them to call. To know he will drop everything to get to his boys, or his girls. Scared birds shouting for the big bad bat and he comes running.

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Tim: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Jason: Your life? Tim: I- well yes, but-

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i feel like at a concert, dick grayson would be the guy that gets blackout drunk and compliments literally everyone. he makes so many friends and then doesnt remember them

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 5000 likes!

HOLY SHIT WHAT????? HELLO????

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Steph: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza. Tim: So, you’re not going to share? Steph: I’m not going to share.

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Kon: I like your new pants! Tim: Thanks, they were 50% off! Kon: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Tim: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Kon: Thats’s… not what I meant. Tim: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Kon.

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Jason: You guys worried about Dick? Steph: Totally! Tim: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Jason: And what'd you say? Tim: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." Steph: Jason: They're lucky to have you as a friend.

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Jason: Bruce told me to pick my battles and I picked all of them

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after damian and tim have an argument:

Dick: Is there something you would like to say, Tim?

Tim: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.

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Tim: So what’s the plan? Steph: I don’t know. You’re smart, *points at Jason* he's mean, come up with something.

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Steph: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming? Dick: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"? Jason: Ya know... it might be.

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Kory: Well, Jason, is there anything you would like to say to Roy? Jason: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you. Kory: How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”? Jason: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.