#ineffable hozier

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Crowley, a romantic: I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door...

Aziraphale, a hoe: Slither right in, my dear, slither right in >;)

[cloudsinhereyes]

[duchess-of-new-shire]

Thinking about crowley planning on alonetime with him and aziraphale and aziraphale instead runming off to heaven and "the only heaven I'm be sent to is when I'm alone with you" is this anything or??

[cinnamonthearsonist]

Things the GO fandom as a whole have just accepted as canon

Crowley's favorite word is "ngk-"

They kissed in 1941. That's why the vibe was so awkward during the Holy Water scene in 1967.

The fire extinguishers in s2 are all from Crowley because of the bookshop fire in s1

Aziraphale is a huge flirt. Crowley gets flustered easily.

They adopted Jimbriel and Muriel

Crowley steals all the genders but Aziraphale is content with the lack of them

Crowley would go to bars and rant to Hozier, not knowing it was him, then hear his songs on the radio and break down because the lyrics understanded him.

He was also besties with Freddie Mercury

Oscar Wilde was in love with Aziraphale

Gabriel is Kenough

[nicostiel]

I, Carrion (Icarian)

[weasleywrinkles]

everybody say thank you to hozier for murdering the good omens fandom once again. First I think I'll take my whiskey neat, my coffee black and my bed at three, you're too sweet for me and then But who wants to live forever, babe, you treat your mouth as if it's heaven's gate? SIR. SIR COME ON. Crowley got tits over arse drunk fairly recently and trauma dumped all over you again, didn't he?

[butchbarbie-psd]

Good omens 3 but like Hozier is playing Jesus

[unsocialife]

hozier really dropped the line "Heaven is not fit to house a love like you and I" and expected us to be completely normal about it huh

[raggedy-spaceman]

Neil: It’s so unfortunate that we can’t promote Good Omens because of the strike… Hozier clicking his pen: Say no more

[crowleys-hips]

based on this thread

[shoemakingandobstetrics]

babe, there's something wretched about this, something so precious about this, where to begin? babe, there's something broken about this, but I might be hoping about this, oh what a sin

[cloudsinhereyes]

[idliketobeatree]

listening to Too Sweet for the first time and, damn, Crowley never got his flat back, did he? can't believe he's been crashing on Hozier's couch all this time drinking booze and waxing lamentations about his angel. strange world we live in

[disaster-bay-leaf]

- From Eden, Hozier

coloured in

[unhingedpirates]

Crowley listening to this hurts A HELL OF A LOT MORE NOW

[demonsandpieohmy]

Extremely cool of neil gaiman to give hozier early access to good omens season 2 so he could write an entire album about it