#instead of being stupid

[stargirl230]

ghost of you

super quick Sua screencap redraw to celebrate the new video release - no I was not expecting it to be Like That and yes I was devastated

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[linddzz]

I love the theory of JayMelVik. They could be the ultimate power throuple and man Mel would be so good in there. She's already so supportive of her boytoy's weird codependent thing with his lab partner (tbh she's probably like "I didn't realize this was a package deal but I also did not realize that the boytoy Himbo I wanted to politically manipulate is a needy puppy so... sure") Checking in to see how Viktor is doing in the hexcore goo. "He'll come back to us."

It's all there ok! Season2 showed me the wonder that could be Mel going "This is my boyfriend Jayce and this is Jayce's soulmate, Viktor. Jayce and I make out and Viktor and I are frienemies for reasons that don't have anything to do with Jayce and more to do with Viktor's opinions of politicians."

Unfortunately Season 2 also absolutely torpedoed my ability to see Viktor being ok with this. Holy shit this look he shoots between Mel and Jayce when she interrupts them. Holy shit Viktor

This is the angriest he looks in his entire actual villain arc. This is the most murderous he looks. He looks like he just found his man cheating and he's going "actually maybe I will straight up kill his ass" (Viktor she interrupted because you were literally choking him out what is wrong with you)

I think it even goes deeper than just sexual jealousy. I think that codependent nerd labeled her a homewrecker when she made Jayce a councilor and in doing so committed the heinous crime of having Jayce do things outside of the lab more. She took Jayce's attention. She took Jayce's mental energy off the work. The dream. Their dream. At that point banging Jayce was just the sprinkles on top.

But then when I go "I don't think there was as much sexual/romantic jealousy" I remember this. Viktor...my guy...

And it's so one sided. It's so one sided he's so petty with it. Mel is so supportive! she's already viewing them as a pair of brilliant minds! She figured out quick that Jayce comes as a package deal!!

She comes in to ask how he's doing and help support Jayce. she says "he'll come back to us" and worries about what the hexcore is doing to him. and Viktor's stupid little cocoon tries to bite her!! yeah it's likely a reaction to her own latent arcane ability but my take is funnier

He's so petty!! Uncalled for!!! Viktor please you are killing what could be the baddest hottest power triad in Runeterra!

[nuclearanomaly]

I like to do Fangschorcher before locking in their romance just so I can rotate scenarios like this in my brain.

[arcanewebs]

personal take on fem tsukasa

[4sh-n4]

A few months into Tim and Bernard dating, Tim realises that he's starting to fall in love with Bernard, that it's actually getting serious. So obviously, he tries to break up with Bernard. His excuses are-"it wouldn't work out!", and, "I'm hiding half my life from him!", and, "what if I die as robin one day and he doesn't know why!", and so on and so forth.

Bernard, who's figured out Tim's identity, and cares not a whit about it, obviously refuses to let Tim break up with him for stupid reasons. So, that night he finds the dingiest karaoke bar in Gotham where they're unlikely to be recognised, and drags Tim onto the stage.

He makes them sing the 'Rewrite The Stars' duet from The Greatest Showman like the little nerd he is, ON REPEAT in front of 20 people who are all most certainly some kind of thug or criminal. This lasts for 4 song repeats until Tim eventually gets embarrassed enough to give up the idea of a break up. But by that point he's really gotten into the song so they sing it a 5th time- this time happily- until they have to literally run out of the bar because the other patrons are sick of their bullshit.

[justabeewithapen]

Susie and Tenna’s friendship in my TV Teacher AU rotates so aggressively in my head at all times it’s insane. The comic might be a bit scuffed, but I think it gets things across okay! (It is related to this post here about his injuries)

[steviewashere]

Just had a vision. Wrote this like a script, I'm so sorry. (It's my inner theater kid coming back from the dark crevices of my personality, sorry.)

Eddie and Steve sitting on the sofa at the Munson's. They're watching some movie. Steve is clearly fidgeting, not interested in the movie. Eddie doesn't move his eyes off of the screen.

Eddie: Babe, if this is boring, we can pick a different movie, y'know. You don't have to get into comfier positions to make yourself more interested.

Steve: *Doesn't answer. Doesn't even make a noise to acknowledge what Eddie said. But he has finally calmed down and is sitting still.*

Eddie: *Sighs and reaches forward for the remote to pause the VCR*

Eddie: *Then looks over at Steve, yelps, and startles backwards on the sofa, clutching a hand to his chest.* Babe, why the fuck are you so close? Why was your nose literally about to be inside my ear?

Steve: You have a mole. Right—*He wiggles his left index finger and plots it down on a spot right at the edge of Eddie's left cheek, where it meets his ear*—here.

Steve: *Still sitting as close as he was, watching Eddie get back into his previous position. His finger moves because Eddie is sitting staring at him. He just stares back at Eddie's bewildered expression.*

Steve: *Unblinking and too close and breathing kind of heavy* I want to lick it.

Eddie: *Sputtering* Wh—what?

Steve: Or bite it. Is it weird that I want to bite you? Because I want to. Really bad. Like every time you look really hot, which is like all the time, but it makes me want to bite you. Just...Just wanna take a nibble all the time.

Eddie:

Steve:

Eddie: And I'm the freak? *Mutters under his breath* Christ.

Steve: So can I bite y—

Eddie: *Offers up his left hand* Go crazy, you dork.

Steve: *Fucking ecstatic*

[funktobacillus]

ywlma by @ectoplasmranch + anglerfish motif

bonus shirt that i decided was too nonsense to not be under the cut:

from this great misprint

[possessable]

my stupid little possession creatures are the funnest to draw ever actually

[duskier]

Blue collar Ghost orders frilly sugary basically-a-milkshake cafe drinks and you can't change my mind!!

Marches into your coffee shop with his steel toed boots and starched blue jeans, gruffly orders the most tooth rotting """coffee""'" imagineable. Glowers at you over the counter as you add caramel drizzle, grumbling at you for more. Really, you ought to be charging him with how much caramel he's using. Once satisfied, he takes the drink and stuffs a ten dollar bill in your tip jar. He turns out to be your favorite customer, never trying to make small talk at 6AM, and once you understand his sweet tooth his orders are repetitive and easy.

(When he finally asks you out, and you kiss him for the first time, you swear you taste caramel.)

[kit-screams-into-the-future]

drawing your favorite guys being silly is very effective at keeping The Horrors at bay

bonus doc from a different canvas:

[evilrobotalienclown]

every time I rewatch fromage I grip the screen becauae of how disappointed will looks during the "I kissed alana bloom scene" when hannibal changes the topic to franklyn and tobias I'm going insane.

[nenestansunsthings]

having svsss au ideas beyond my station

thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it real—

and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house

and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and

calls mobei jun.

okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.

is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?

[fearandhatred]

listen that good omens lockdown phone call is literally WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING everything they tell each other goes in one ear and straight out the other it's kind of incredible

aziraphale hints so many times that crowley could come over if he wanted and does crowley get the hint? no! and then afterwards crowley says outright that he could visit him, and does aziraphale accept? NO! I AM GOING TO THROTTLE THE LIFE OUT OF THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS

[xamaxenta]

Whats better than one Ace? Sabo would say its Two!!!

[maki-nsi]

more of a sketch than a rendered piece but its kinda what i was going for, so, anyway i was listening to 'a human's touch' by twrp and started thinking. oh yeah this is also another sectumsempra-emotion based piece, oh and remember the description of 'bloodstains floating like crimson flowers', well i wouldnt call this crimson, but it is close enough, tried to keep the colors to a minimal, yeah, have a nice day