#intake paperwork

[ocean-blue-whump]

728501: Intake Paperwork

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CW: BBU/pet whump

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DATE OF ACQUISITION: 11.17.XXXX

TIME OF ACQUISITION: [REDACTED]

LOCATION ASSIGNED: FACILITY 011, SACRAMENTO, CA, USA

SUBJECT: 728501

PREVIOUS ALIAS: Marlow Lancaster

AGE: 18

DATE OF BIRTH: 01.03.XXXX

HAIR: Brown

EYES: Green

HEIGHT: 5′7″

WEIGHT: 135 lbs

SEXUALITY: Unknown

DESIGNATION: Guard Dog

KNOWN SKILLS: [REDACTED]

HOBBIES: Personal belongings indicated interest in music and reading.

KNOWN CONCERNS: Subject attempted to attack Handlers upon intake. Other concerns are [REDACTED]

KNOWN IMMEDIATE FAMILY: Unknown

OTHER KNOWN FAILY: Unknown

METHOD OF ACQUISITION: [REDACTED]

ACQUISITION DETAILS: [REDACTED]

ASSIGNED HANDLER: Devin Greco, Senior Handler, Guard Dog Division

CONTRACT SIGNED: [REDACTED]

SIGNATURE [REDACTED]

CONTRACT SIGNATURE: [REDACTED]

PRESENT AT TIME OF SIGNING: [REDACTED]

ESTIMATED COST FOR TRAINING: $350,000 USD

COMPENSATION PAID BY PROSPECTIVE: [REDACTED]

ADDED FEES: [REDACTED]

CURRENT LOCATION: [REDACTED]

REQUESTED TRAINING: [REDACTED]

COMMENTS: [REDACTED]

Note from management: Handler Greco, please refrain from making inappropriate comments on intake paperwork. 

Addendum 02.25.XX - see intake paperwork for 690236 and Incident Report 02.25.XX. This paperwork is no longer valid. 728501 is now under the Romantic Division.

[whumpsoda]

Intake Paperwork: Graham

Masterlist

cw: dehumanization, bbu/bbu adjacent, pet whump, institutionalized slavery, mentions of sedation, kidnapping

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SUBJECT: 836520

DATE OF ACQUISITION: 10.30.XXXX

TIME OF ACQUISITION: 8:36 PM

LOCATION ASSIGNED: FACILITY 014, [REDACTED], USA

PREVIOUS ALIAS: Archie Kenneth Laurent, although most commonly known by ‘Kenny’.

AGE: 19

DATE OF BIRTH: 09.17.XXXX

HAIR: Light Brown

EYES: Brown

HEIGHT: 6’3”

WEIGHT: 225 lbs

SEXUALITY: Bisexual

DESIGNATION: Guard

KNOWN SKILLS: Subject attending school for a psychology major. Subject reported common visits to the local gym, most often practicing weight lifting. Subject is known to be antisocial and unknown to most of his peers.

HOBBIES: Subject reported a great interest in cooking, a handwritten cookbook found in his bag along with his other belongings.

KNOWN CONCERNS: Subject has high anxiety and common panic attacks, as seen multiple times during his acquisition, although more than likely due to the circumstances. No other known concerns.

KNOWN IMMEDIATE FAMILY: Danny Laurent, mother, still living. Margot Laurent, mother, still living.

SIBLINGS: Alice Laurent, sister, seven years older and living. Emme Laurent, sister, eleven years younger and living.

METHOD OF ACQUISITION: Involuntary. 

ACQUISITION DETAILS: The subject was apprehended after being approached on the side of the highway, reporting his car having broken down. Subject fearfully refused a drive to the nearest gas station, before he was injected with a sedative and transported to the WRU facility.

CONTRACT SIGNED: 10.30.XXXX  9:47 PM

ASSIGNED HANDLERS: 

           PRIMARY: Levi Brooks, Senior Handler and Processor, Guard Division

           SECONDARY: Connor Whitney, Senior Handler and Processor, Guard Division

SIGNATURE PROVIDED INVOLUNTARILY, SUBJECT SEDATED FOR SIGNING. SUBJECT DISPLAYED NO SIGNS OF INJURY AT TIME OF SIGNING. 

CONTRACT SIGNATURE: Archie Laurent, aka 836520

ESTIMATED COST FOR TRAINING: $150,000 USD

COMPENSATION PAID BY PROSPECTIVE:  $900,000 USD 

ADDED FEES: $50,000 SELF DEFENSE TRAINING, $50,000 COMBAT TRAINING

REQUESTED TRAINING: ALL Positions 1-35, Endurance, Loyalty, Self Defense, Combat,

COMMENTS:

I’m gonna have some fun with this guy, I can already tell. The crying and hysterics’re always fun to work with until they get annoying, but I’ll have him in line before then. He’ll be so easy to break in, I can see him eating out of the palm of my hand in just a mere few hours of training. Even through all the patheticness, I can see why they want him as a guard. WRU’s sure got a knack for seeing the potential in these people, y’know that? 

[miradelletarot]

What the fuck.

I have thought about Gale endlessly since September and I can count on one hand how many dreams I've had with him.

One... It was one, and it was... Well it was interesting.

But I start having dreams about my very short, outpatient surgery while I take a nap... The first nap I've taken in months.

[sillyguyhotline]

instead of cutting myself for the third time today i smoked a cigarette #mentalhealthmatters

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Just had my first psychiatrist appointment in like two years! Not to brag, but I improved on mental illness so much that I was upgraded from Bipolar 2 to Bipolar 1! 😎

[sherlock-is-ace]

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[reinemichele]

Yesterday I called to see if my CT scan imaging was ready & if I could come pick up a physical copy, so while I was doing my labs today I went to get them and .

The first thing I saw in the report was "The uterus appears to be absent" lmao 😭😭😭 uh, yeah I hope so.png

[queer-adhd]

Coming to the realisation that I may now be our de facto HR guy. How tf do I get out of this one.

[firelord-frowny]

i like to use emoticons and emojis when filling out Official Paperwork bc it always makes the person who has to process the paper work smile or chuckle and i think that's Lovely <3

[gibbearish]

got referred to a pelvic floor physical therapist after my unable-to-be-completed-pap-smear and found out from the paperwork its an . electrostimulant therapy? gonna be intewesting

[whumpsoda]

Intake Paperwork: Wesley

Masterlist cw: dehumanization, bbu/bbu adjacent, pet whump, institutionalized slavery, mentions of sedation, implied future noncon, kidnapping

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SUBJECT: 369719

DATE OF ACQUISITION: 12.15.XXXX

TIME OF ACQUISITION: 1:44 AM

LOCATION ASSIGNED: FACILITY 014, [REDACTED], USA

PREVIOUS ALIAS: Eugene Gabriel Reyes

AGE: 20

DATE OF BIRTH: 03.28.XXXX

HAIR: Dark Brown

EYES: Brown

HEIGHT: 5’10”

WEIGHT: 145 lbs 

SEXUALITY: Gay

DESIGNATION: Romantic

KNOWN SKILLS: Subject attending school on a sports related scholarship. Subject refused to disclose information on sex life, or any other details.

HOBBIES: Subject refused to report, providing only various expletives as his response.

KNOWN CONCERNS: Subject has shown to be increasingly aggressive as well as violent, taking any measure possible to repeatedly attempt an escape. Subject has shown to be a danger to those around him, recommended and requested to be kept in solitary for the entirety of his training.

KNOWN IMMEDIATE FAMILY: Angela Reyes, mother, and Gabriel Reyes, father. The couple was reported to have been divorced for 16 years. Both are still living.

SIBLINGS: Lewis Reyes, brother, five years older and living.

METHOD OF ACQUISITION: Involuntary. 

ACQUISITION DETAILS: Subject was apprehended after a night out with friends during his walk home. Subject fought back relentlessly before being injected with a sedative, although not before giving an employee a black eye. Subject was reported to have made continuous noise as an attempt at resistance during the transfer to the WRU facility.

CONTRACT SIGNED: 12.15.XXXX 2:58 PM

ASSIGNED HANDLERS: 

           PRIMARY: Amanda Reeves, Senior Handler and Processor, Romantic Division

           SECONDARY: Jermey Martinez, Senior Handler and Processor, Romantic Division

SIGNATURE PROVIDED INVOLUNTARILY, SUBJECT SEDATED FOR SIGNING. SUBJECT DISPLAYED MULTIPLE SIGNS OF INJURY AT TIME OF SIGNING, MOST NOTABLY A BROKEN NOSE.

CONTRACT SIGNATURE: Eugene Reyes, aka 369719

ESTIMATED COST FOR TRAINING: $150,000 USD

COMPENSATION PAID BY PROSPECTIVE:  $800,000 USD 

ADDED FEES: $50,000 AGORAPHOBIA TRAINING FEE

REQUESTED TRAINING: ALL Positions 1-35, Flexibility, Sensitivity, Endurance, Agoraphobia

COMMENTS:

This one’s gonna be a pain in my ass for a while, I’m sure of it. He already is, and we haven’t even begun his training. The drip will just make his fight stronger, his desperation ever present. I’ll get him under control though, as fast as possible. I always do. I can already see him groveling at my feet, quiet and docile with a head stuffed full of cotton. I imagine agoraphobia training being an interesting perk to this trainee, though.

[perditious]

DASS 21 and ACEs and PCL-5 oh my!

[singedbutter]

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[goodgrammaritan]

Good thing I don't have abandonment issues or I'd take my second therapist in a year leaving the practice personally ah ha haaaaaaaaaaasaaaa

[callmemanatee]

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

[vishalpanchal]

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