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kindlythevoid · 1 year
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Barbie? After brunch.
Oppenheimer? After coffee.
Tickets? Secured.
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vsnotresponding · 1 year
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i always forget how much I like the beginning of part 2
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muttmoxley · 5 months
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(
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maudiemoods · 2 months
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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
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ganondorf · 9 months
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cordspaghetti · 3 months
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really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
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mangosteen · 4 months
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girldraki · 4 months
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dredsina · 4 months
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
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riacte · 10 months
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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triviallytrue · 2 months
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Last name politicians
Trump
DeSantis
Haley
Biden
Warren
Klobuchar
First name politicians
Kamala
Bernie
Pete
Hillary
Jeb
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x0401x · 5 months
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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alucardsinep · 5 months
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xxxdragonfucker69xxx · 2 months
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