#is it weird if i tag this the magic school bus

[dr-nero-is-god]

(Picrew credit)

NOBODY GOT OTTO SO HE IS OUR BIRTHDAY BUNDLE EXAMPLE

By me, mitch, who just took 5g of melatonin and meant to do an example post earlier

Remember to use the tag hive birthday bundle 2024

Make sure you use your color for your cover picture. You do not have to use it in the post if you don't want.

Send me the link once you have posted! I will make a master post with links to everyone

A Playlist for Otto

Crocodile Rock by Elton John

Love, Love, Kiss, Kiss by Alkaline Trio

Why Don't We Do It in The Road by The Beatles

Sex Over the Phone by the Village People

Buddy Holly by Weezer

Jump by Van Halen

Strip by Adam Ant

Midnight Star by Weird Al

Yes these are the first eight songs I thought of

A Art of Otto

(Marker on paper 2024)

Prompts for You!

Otto and Shelby argue about whether or not she is a basic bitch. Franz asks, "can I be a basic bitch if I'm gay?"

AU where Otto is a mouse and the UK parliament is represented by an entire owl: what is Otto's backstory?

"I don't think anyone ever loved me, really. I was tolerated, certainly. Cared for, yes. But loved?"

Will Otto's hair turn gray as he ages? The group discusses

Otto accidentally invents the magic school bus. Whose open scab will he sail into?

Fan Fiction

(A/N: If you are posting on Ao3 or another site then just drop a link and maybe the first few lines! If you are posting on tumblr, please tag for content at the top, and consider putting a break in to avoid long posts!)

Tags: G, threat of violence

Otto lay awake, troubled by the events of the day. Everything had worked out (so far, anyway) and he was relieved that no one had been crushed by elephants or driven to the brink of madness in general.

"Do you think I am in trouble?" He whispered to Wing, who was also awake by virtue of the fact that he was not snoring.

A knife thudded into the headboard no more than a centimeter from his nose.

"Otto, go to sleep or I will put you to sleep," Raven said.

Otto closed his eyes very quickly and did not say anything after that. The end.

[sp0o0kylights]

why the deep sigh before saying you’re a natural redhead lol

Several reasons!

For context this is in response to my answer in the "rb in the tags what would be the physical feature used to identify you in fanfiction of you if you were a fictional character" post a few days ago and the TL;DR is the redheads get stereotyped in specific ways I hate.

Large ass rant below (hey you asked lol)

For a lot of people, redheaded women are a fetish. ( When I was younger, I had people date me who later stated they just wanted to cross off dating a redhead, they didn't actually want a relationship, and my personal favorite, that they would never date someone who "wasn't skinny" but made an exception bc I'm a redhead. I've been offered a LOT of sex and a LOT of threesomes, because I'm a bucket list item and they will say so, to my face, in person. Like many things in life, there's a line between a preference or appreciation or even a "type" --and a fetish. The later being an issue because you're no longer seen as a person but an object, and people will make that creepily, disgustingly clear.

2. It's a stereotyped personality. Redhead's are crazy/hot tempered/insane (see: that one dude from Fruits Basket and I cant even pick a female character theres so fucking many) crazy in bed (one example among hundreds is We're the Millers "Eh she's a redhead there's a 50/50 chance she'd be into it") Soulless (I actually used that one to get through High School by insisting I was collecting souls to pay for my fire-lake front mansion, shouts out to South Park lmao), and many more. The redheaded step-child, the vixen, the other women, etc.

I have had my hair color come up in job interviews, with teachers, with coaches or trainers and even in situations as a kid where I was essentially asked "Hello kid I just met, you're a redhead, are you going to behave for me?" Related, my parents got a LOT of praise because I was quiet. Throughout my life the most common "praise" I have received is that I am "not a typical redhead" bc I am "calm."

You still see a lot of this bleed into fanfiction, but you used to REALLY see it bleed into fanfiction lol.

Addendum to both points above--the fetish, hot, good in bed thing typically only applies to conventionally attractive women.

Redheaded men are "ugly", and if you don't fit into the current but ever changing Socially Acceptable Hot Chick Look, then you're in for it. This includes weight, skin color/tone, freckles, type of hair, fuckin' eye color sometimes, the list goes on.

I vaguely recall someone who was doing a media study about how the male "problem child" in media is typically portrayed as a redhead. off the top of my head, the kid from Malcom in the Middle and the kid from the magic school bus.)

And that's just the cis shit.

3. People in general get weird about my hair. A lot of strangers enjoy touching it without asking, or otherwise felt ownership over it if I had parts of it dyed, etc. I legitimately had people get super upset the time I dyed it black. Hell I had STRANGERS get upset. People I never met in my life who were making small talk in the check out line, absolutely FURIOUS with me about dying it black, because they asked me what my natural hair color was and I answered honestly.

4. If you're over the age of, ehhhh, 25? 27? You probably remember the age of fanfic where we described EVERYONE by their hair color lmao. Redhead was right up there with bluenette. It was painful and that post reminded me of it.

[immentallyunstableus]

Sorry I'm still thinking about the magic school bus poll. How would you buy the magic school bus?? Like the technology doesn't exist. It can shape shift and time travel as well as shrink itself and other things. I'm fairly certain you could make 10 billion dollars through legal means ju

st letting the scientific community use it. But it would also be extremely easy to steal stuff with it. I'm no miss frizzle personally I'd be abusing that shit for personal gain all day. I don't mean to be weird about this I just can't stop thinking about your tags every time I see my notes

Idk id like come up to Ms Frizzle and say "yo in exchange for the schoolbus ill sponsor education in the entire world or something"

And because she cares about education she'd agree

That was my thought process

[mxmollusca]

I have been absolutely obsessed with this story since I first read it a month ago. It is the cutest, sweetest, most lovely thing.

Literally, read this and you will understand so many things about me.

@petrichorca is amazing, nobody's doing it like them

The Deeply Cool Adventures of Mr. Stede Bonnet & His Magic School Bus (13618 words) by petrichorca Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death), Israel Hands, Fang (Our Flag Means Death), Ivan (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Magic School Bus, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, POV Alternating, Kid Fic, dinosaur fic, Meet-Cute, First Dates, First Kiss, Lasers, Making Out, Hook-Up, Time Travel Hand Waving, Fossils, Dinosaur facts!, Nerdy Flirting, spicy flirting, Humor, Fluff, Romantic Fluff, Māori Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Magic School Bus Reference, Time Lord Valerie Frizzle, Izzy is Not Impressed and Has a Tummy Ache, Stede Bonnet is Pretty Much Ms. Frizzle, Buttons Could Also Be Ms. Frizzle, the multiverse is real and Buttons can see it Series: Part 3 of OFMD JanuAUry prompts Summary:

Stede Bonnet loves teaching fifth grade at Revengeville Elementary School. He has a reputation for weird class field trips and even weirder fashion. The Bonn takes his reluctant class of misfits to the dig site of renowned (and devastatingly handsome) paleontologist Edward Teach. More than just dust, and time, flies.

Written for Day 18 of JanuAUry - Magic School.

[spacefinch]

hey, it’s been a while since i watched the magic school bus, but you seem like the right person to ask: ¿wasn’t there an episode where arnold’s cousin or someone got to tag along with the class, but she filled up the bus with so many rocks that arnold got fed up enough to remove his astronaut helmet while they were still in space? i vaguely remember something like that happening, but can’t recall if it was an actual episode or some kind of dream i once had.

That was an actual episode! In fact, it was the pilot episode of the series! It's called "The Magic School Bus Gets Lost in Space."

Some of the episodes do admittedly feel like they were weird dreams we all collectively had and not actual episodes that were on TV, if you know what I mean. This is one of them.

[reveristmikoto]

i used too many films...but it is worthwhile.

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hi there. my name is mikoto! (you can also call me zizi) nice to meet you.

about me

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im a writer as well as an artist--i am always energetic to write but at the same time my mind can't shut up so i often struggle to focus. a project that i've been working on since elementary is decaying rose petals. shameless self-promotion but you can check it out on @decaying-rose-petals

i play games too. my favorites are wuthering waves (although i don't play it much i still like some characters), call of duty, and reverse 1999.

i watch anime too! i'm currently focused on dungeon meshi / delicious in dungeon (i finished all of the first season and i'm patiently waiting for the second one), but i am in desperate need of fantasy anime that have more psychological elements to it.

i have the tism + adhd (mayhaps)

i am a minor!! so don't do weird stuff with me

im super into fantasy, thriller (but i'm VERY selective on those kind of stuff), and psychological fiction

i use he/him and she/her interchangeably, but any other pronouns are ok

my tags

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#mikotalks🌌 - for text posts

#artworkoto🖌️ - for art

#oyasumi gamer🎮 - for games

#mikoto of words📓 - for writing stuff such as poetry, book snippets, etc

#horrible jokes💀 - for memes

fandoms

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[key: bold italics = current obsession, bold = special interest, italics = major interest, no format = minor interest]

call of duty

block tales

pressure

tf2 (+ lil’ pootis)

dungeon meshi

honkai star rail

milgram

itsfunneh

honkai impact 3rd

surviving a fantasy adventure comic

reverse 1999

omori

hi-fi rush

school bus graveyard

loomian legacy

the apothecary diaries

mashle: muscles and magic

bugbo

d4dj

takt op.

idoly pride

genshin impact

wuthering waves

bandori

project sekai

tears of themis

pokemon

cursed princess club

morgana & oz

qsmp

splatoon

ace attorney

book recommendations

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'no longer human' by osamu dazai (cw: mentions of suicide, implied sexism towards women mostly from yozo and maybe horiki)

'the secret history' by donna tartt (cw: homophobia from bunny; also my girlie camilla did NOT deserve the treatment she got from the main male characters, especially HER OWN BROTHER, like bro wtf 😭)

credits & inspo

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dividers credit: @cafekitsune

pin inspo: @eicalors [cool moot! u should check out her blog!]

btw, you can check out my other socials here!

i also take asks, but please don't ask anything personal. and yeah that's pretty much it. thanks for reading!

[jazzzzzzhands]

i got tagged by @ijustlovefiction to list 10 of my favorite characters from 10 different fandoms! Oh this sort of interaction is so nolstolgic, like back from my DA days ahahaha.

Wally! (Welcome Home)

Kirby! (Kirby)

Wander! (Wander over Yonder)

Papyrus! (Undertale)

Spongebob! (Spongebob Squarepants)

Poppy! (Trolls)

Ms. Frizzle! (Magic School Bus)

Sprig! (Amphibia)

Bee! (Bee and Puppy cat)

Finn! (Adventure Time) Honorable mention of Clancy from Midnight Gospel! Another mention is Fix-it-felix from Wreck it Ralph

All cartoons/games of course! Most characters i love are like me! Fun, Happy and a little Weird!

[pondslime]

about me tag!

(tagged by my fave fellow loseridiotstupid!man enthusiast @possumteeths 🤡💖)

Last Song You Listened to:

don’t touch. by lil mariko truly edgy bimbo bitches only hours ig edshkhedkws

Ideal Pizza Topping:

just fuckin. little chunks of tomato. or onions

LOTS OF CHEESE 

Dream Vacation:

usually I would say europe. but like. rn I really really really want to go to the mothman festival in west virginia lmao

Earth, Air, Fire, or Water?:

earth. like i wish i was a fire bitch. but i’m like. a roots n leaves n moss bitch smh

Cartoon you grew up on:

magic school bus!!! and I’ve been told several times irl that i remind ppl of miss frizzle and HONESTLY HONESTLY LIFE ACHIEVEMENT REACHED FUCKIN MAXXED OUT!!! 

oh and the new adventures of winnie the pooh!!!! whenever I think about that show I get hella fuckin nostalgic!! and. there’s honestly. some weird ass interesting concepts with some bizarre imagery in that show. there’s like. this strange ass wishing well episode that has this peculiar vibe to it that I STILL think about hrfsdkhhrfkdsh

also. NONE and I mean NOT A SINGLE horror man can EVER live up to how terrifying crud is this motherfucker haunted my every waking moment

how tf u gonna have this motherfucker in a POOH BEAR show. bitch what???? like moanin and shit??????????????????????????????????????????? WHAT?????????????????

Favorite Scent:

freshly BREWED coffee. smelling coffee immediately got me crawlin the walls

tagging @therabbitinred!! 

[wherecanifindtherobert]

themes, encounters, places, motifs etc i often see in my drems:

robert (of course)

houses on fire. sometimes its my room, somtimes its some building or even half ot the city. i used to see these almost every day when i was 4. sometimes they arealready burned, with ugly black stains, once i saw a really scary burned bus

space. open space and nebulas i see thru illuminators in a spaceship, or being on other planets, or too many visible stars n galaxies in the sky, or even weird trips thru space. sometimes with aliens

inuits. often seen in dreams with space

horses i have as a pets like dogs. they usually behave like dogs

psych ward. or rehab. or combined. i hate to see these even tho sometimes the dreams itself are interesting. can be really scary shit with ruty beds, broken glass, crippled ppl and lot of blood

weird toilets. classic

weird stairs. crooked, broken, dangerous, full of trash. also classic but usually ppl see these as nightmares while in my dreams stairs like this never bring me anxiety or uneasy feelings

greenhouses, big, beautiful, overgrown and usually abandoned. sometimes its just some very exotic-looking overgrown places

secret tunnels. usualy its houses i move in with my parents. i may find a secret way to some garden. or a door in unexpected place in a large building that led to some kind of bathroom

dogs

sitting in a bath. often in unusually big bathtub in early morning(~5am). sometimes with some fine guy (nothing sexual)

little exotic animals. usually fishes, amphibias or reptilias. i often find myself taking care or a lot of them in manylittle aquariums scattered around the house

found toys. lps, mlp or plushies. i have a lot of them. i can find them on the street, near the trashcans, buried in sand, left in room by previous owners. sometimes i lose them too.

lad with tan skin and caramel colored long hair called prince. usually in love with me

weird ass building of soviet era with unimaginable interior planning. they are often located in a region i live in but in reality they are non existent or, rarely, present but just not that weird. sometimes i have to save some young rebel who will be executed in one of these buildings

the greatest fucking powerful majestic storm is coming

school. for now the most reoccurent dream is that i go into 11 class, i know that i dont need it and couldve just stay in home, usually theres not many ppl and i leave earlier. few years ago there were many dreams in which i came late and without trousers, just in my pants, but nobody really cared and it was rather nuisance rather than shame. sometimes school is abandoned. anyway alienation vibes

classmates. not always in school, sometimes in my house somewhy (it never happened irl)

malls. often at night or early morning. often weird, with dim light and almost without ppl. but always with some interesting sweets

modern building. usually white and tall, sometimes with minimalistic-futuristic design. sometimes i move in or used to live in them. often theres sound of drills

trains or trams full of young ppl. usually punks and train is in a bad state and full of tags. usually i spend theresome nights

wizards. like with a hat and purple starry mantle and magic want. usually comes with cool magic castle

bazaar. sometimes magical. usually its that one location made of old wagons in my city near school, that place was demolished almost 10 years ago

driving cars or trucks. usually i dont have a driving license and feel awkward but never crash anything

tiles on walls or floor

me doing suicide (usually with a gun)

misty flooded river at the countryside my grandparents used to live. and overall the misty landscapes

musicians or music band. especially bo ningen

hospitals or polyclinics. liminal long empty hallways. im never a patient in them

various blonde girls

cities i dont live in. can be a pleasure walk (usually its hungary) or anxious one where lost, have no money and try to find a way home

neglected flat. sometimes really awful, dirty and disgusting. often it has dark stains on the wall as if it burned. sometimes i live there. sometimes i share apartments with drug addicts

furries. like real cool anthro animals

[strawberrychapstick14]

everyone has one kid in the magic school bus they can’t stand who’s yours

[fortunatelyfresco]

whenever im Not Sleeping RightTM i end up having dreams about the school bus

like. trying to catch the shuttle bus from one school to the other to get on the next bus there to go home

trying to find a seat on the bus

the bus driver missing my stop

missing the shuttle bus, or the shuttle bus running late and missing the next bus, so i have to walk to my grandma's house

i always wake up like "What Year Is It"

[moonstruckwytch]

roo, @academicdisasterfic tagged me in the « four fictional characters that describe you » game, so here goes nothing!

1. valerie frizzle from the magic school bus: there’s only three rules in life: take chances, make mistakes, and get messy! i’m an educator at heart and a jump-in-feet -first sort of person. if i had access to a magic bus and a class of fourth graders i would 100% end up in weird places, learning weird science. first and foremost learning should be FUN, and i learned that from the frizz.

2. mame dennis from auntie mame. mame is a generous, kind, intelligent woman, who is also eccentric, chaotic, and mildly unhinged. her heart is in the right place, even if the results vary. she’s also not a woman you want to cross. i’ve modeled my life on being as much like mame as possible. in her words « you’ve got to LIVE, darling! life’s a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! » also i would absolutely serve you a flaming cocktail.

3. fox mulder from the x-files: too much has happened to me for me not to believe. ghost are real (and they happen to like me) so why not aliens? i’m also stubborn as hell, hardheaded, unwilling to let go of something once i’ve focused on it, and dramatic to a fault. plus, i’m very very good at having long term will they won’t they romantic tension with someone almost my exact opposite.

4. eda the owl lady from the owl house: she’s got a shit past, a mildly debilitating curse, and a penchant for chaos. absolutely mildly unhinged, easily excited, but genuinely with her heart in the right place, it’s sort of like looking in a slightly distorted mirror. i’ve got a penchant for trouble, a knack for being in places i shouldn’t be, and issues with authority like nobody’s business. despite all that i think of myself as deeply loyal, and with both a decent head on my shoulders and my heart in the right place.

some perfectly imperfect characters for a surely imperfect person. stubborn and headstrong, a bit chaotic and certainly dramatic. i think these four could be summed up with « get weird with it. » there’s maybe a bit of theme here.

tagging @m0srael, @helle-bored, @secretartlair, @tackytigerfic, @the-starryknight, @nv-md, @cavendishbutterfly, @corvuscrowned, @softlystarstruck, @ronbinary, @onbeinganangel, @orange-peony @avenueofesc, @wheezykat

[witchyweasley]

Intoxicating - Fred Weasley

Pairing: Fred Weasley x fem!reader

Summary: Staying away from Fred Weasley is harder than you expect, not that you tried very hard though.

Word Count: 1.6k

Warnings: smut, 18+ themes, oral (female receiving)

A/N: I’m sorry this took a bit longer to get out. Things will probably slow down a bit thanks to classes and having to do college things. But I will still be posting on here! This one was also a bit of a struggle for me, so I’m sorry if it’s not the best.

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Waking up in a strange room is never fun, but waking up naked in a familiar room with no recollection of the previous night may be worse. I felt an arm wrapped around my waist and faint breathing on my back. The room was filled with quidditch memorabilia and failed gag gift prototypes. Fuck.

Sure enough, when I turned my head, I caught a glimpse of firey red hair. Fred Weasley was cuddled up to me, completely naked and sleeping soundly. I tried to slip out from his arms, only to be dragged back to him. Even in his sleep he’s stronger than me.

I told myself not to do this again, but drunk me never seems to listen when it comes to Fred. We’ve been close friends since Hogwarts, but never anything more than that. But the minute my lips taste firewhiskey, the only other thing they want to taste is Fred, and I’m not good at ignoring temptation.

It’s not that I don’t like Fred, in fact it’s quite the opposite. I’ve fancied Fred since our 6th year, I just didn’t realize it until I felt the pang of jealousy as I watched him dance the night away with Angelina. I just don’t think Fred fancies me. Our drunken hookups started quickly after Angelina ended their relationship, so I think it’s more of a rebound for him.

I honestly don’t know, we never talk about it sober.

I tried to move again, successfully slipping out of his grip this time by sneaking a pillow into his arms. I watched as he nuzzled the pillow, his cheeks flushed red and his messy hair glowed in the sunlight. I gathered up my outfit from the previous night that was now strewn across the room, slipping it on quietly. Fred stirred in the bed as I opened the door, but I made sure to move quickly so that he wouldn’t see me.

This is the third time I’ve snuck out of his apartment now. I’m not even sure if he knows we’ve slept together. I always leave before he fully wakes up, and he doesn’t act like anything has happened between us when we meet up with our Hogwarts friend groups for tea.

If I’ve learned anything through this, it’s that I should not be drinking around Fred Weasley.

•

“Are you sure you’re okay with being the only sober person there?” Ginny asked as she combed through her long hair.

“I’ll be fine. I haven’t exactly been making good decisions when I’m drunk, so I need at least one party where I don’t feel bad the next day,” I laughed.

“Yeah, where were you last time?” Ginny asked.

“Nowhere,” I said quickly.

“I know you weren’t in your room,” Ginny said matter-of-factly.

“It doesn’t matter where I was, Gin,” I said.

“Fine, as long as they were hot it’s fine by me,” she shrugged. I rolled my eyes and laughed, following her out the door to head off to the quidditch after party.

The room was full of people cheering, dancing, just like all of the other parties. It reminds me of the parties in the Gryffindor common room after winning a game.

“Heyyy, you made it!” George slured, putting an arm around my shoulders.

“Hello George,” I said, holding him up.

“I’m not George! I’m Fred!” He drunkenly yelled.

“Nice try dumbass, you’ve got a G on your shirt. Plus you know I can tell you two apart no matter what,” I laughed, bumping his hip with mine.

“Are you gonna come hang out at our apartment again?” he said in a not-to-quiet whisper yell.

“Again?” Ginny asked, cocking an eyebrow.

“Yeah, I helped them clean up the other day. The place was a wreck,” I lied quickly, before pointing in a random direction to go and say hi to nobody.

“Hey! Nice to see you here, can I talk to you for a second?” Fred said, grabbing my wrist and pulling me to a quiet hallway.

“What’s up, Fred?” I asked, leaning against the wall.

“So, I have a bit of a strange question to ask,” he started.

“Okay?” I said.

“What are we?” he asked.

“What do you mean? We’re friends, we’ve been best friends since wizarding school,” I said quickly, not expecting him to ask that. And for him to be seemingly sober in this moment.

“Is that it? Are we just friends?” he questioned, his voice getting lower.

“Fred I don’t know what you’re talking about. If you’ll excuse me I’m going to go find…” I started, walking back towards the crowded room. I was halted by Fred grabbing my wrist and pulling me to his chest, his other hand landing on my waist.

“Friends don’t know how you taste,” he said slowly, his eyes darkening.

“I-um, well...I,” I stuttered.

“Can I kiss you?” he breathed out, his eyes darting between my gaze and my lips.

Apparently the lack of alcohol does nothing from deterring me from Fred, because my lips were soon attached to his in a hungry kiss. His hands held tightly at my waist, holding me close to him and my own settled on his chest.

“Do you want to get out of here?” he breathed out, looking down at me for some sort of response.

“Yes,” I said, ignoring the voice in my head telling me I shouldn’t.

The minute we entered his apartment, his lips were attached to mine. My hands worked at the buttons of his shirt. He quickly threw it off to some random corner of the living room. His hands slid down to the hem of my shirt, pulling away from a kiss long enough to pull the fabric over my head. Messy kisses and stumbling feet lead us to his bedroom, tripping over our pants as we tried to shed them.

“You’re intoxicating,” he breathed out, admiring my body as I stood in front of him in my underwear. Before he went in for another kiss I stopped him.

“Wait, you’re not drunk are you?” I asked.

“No, I decided not to drink at this party,” he said.

“Why’s that?” I asked.

“I got tired of waking up without you,” he said, pushing me back onto the bed. He crawled on top of me, kissing my lips deeply before trailing them between my breasts. His hands kneading at them as his lips continued down my body, kissing both hips before he settled his body at the foot of the bed.

His hands pushed my legs apart further before trailing them up my thighs, ghosting over my clothed core. His thumb lightly rubbed over the damp spot on my underwear, not putting any pressure on it. Soon, his fingers pulled my underwear to the side, and his tongue was lapping at my juices. It wasn’t long before I was moaning his name loudly.

“Oh fuck, yes Fred, oh yes Fred,” I moaned out, my hands tangled in his hair. His tongue traced patterns around me before stopping to suck my sensitive clit into his mouth. My back arched from the pleasure as he worked his magic on me.

“Fuck me, please,” I moaned out, tugging at his hair.

“Your wish is my command,” he smirked, lapping up my juices one last time before sitting up to slide off his underwear. I quickly slid my own over my hips and unhooked my bra, tossing it to a random corner of the room.

He rubbed the head of his cock along my soaking pussy, causing me to buck my hips as he rubbed over my clit. Slowly, he pushed into me and the room filled with a mixture of our moans. He thrusted slowly into me, leaning down to catch my lips with his own.

“Fuck, you feel so good. So tight around my cock,” he moaned out before capturing my lips again.

“Fuck me harder Freddie,” I moaned out, desperately wanting him to go faster than his agonizingly slow pace. He smirked and thrust his hips into me at a fast pace, slamming into me and making me cry out. My orgasm quickly rushing over me as he pounded into me.

“Fuck, I’m gonna cum,” Fred said, “Where do you want it?”

“In my mouth, I want to know how you taste,” I moaned, sitting up and positioning myself on all fours in front of him. I quickly took him into my mouth, tasting my juices that were coating his cock. He quickly released onto my tongue, moaning loud praises in my name as he did so. I moaned and swallowed the salty liquid, cleaning him up as best I could.

“Fuck, that was...fantastic,” Fred panted out.

“Yeah it was,” I agreed, laying back on the bed.

“Why did you always leave in the morning?” Fred asked, breaking the moment of silence that was previously filled with heavy breathing.

“I didn’t want you to think of me as a mistake, or ruin our friendship,” I admitted.

“Why would you be a mistake?” he asked.

“I figured I was a fling. I mean, it wasn’t long after she broke up with you that I woke up in your bed,” I pointed out.

“Darling, Angelina broke up with me because I wouldn’t shut up about you. She said I obviously had feelings for you, and just didn’t know what to do about it because I was dating her. I didn’t think she was right until I saw you at that party, dancing with Lee,” he said.

“Weird, I found out I liked you the same way,” I laughed.

“I didn’t dance with Lee that night?” Fred said, giving me a strange look.

Tag list- @a-malfoy @amourtentiaa @dracos-apple01 @georgeswh0re @lim-bus @weasleywhore07 

[stomach-rental]

Oh, by the way, to the Full vore community because I'm a little sad that I can't figure out why this keeps happening:

Endosoma ≠ Safe vore! It CAN be safe and it is, technically, in the vore category, but it's more complicated than that.

Endosoma is like Innerspace. It's like The Magic School Bus, it's like those weird KIND OF vore episodes that used to be in shows where people shrink down to a much smaller size than normally shown in vore, and then travel around in ships to various places within the body of a person. Endosoma encompasses the ENTIRE body. It means exploring eyes, ears, brain, lungs, all kinds of organs, not just the digestive system. And what's more, it does not always end up being safe.

Vore is *specific* to the digestive system. That means mouth, throat, stomach, intestines. That specific area.

So, while endosoma may also sometimes go into vore category when exploring those areas, it is not automatically vore! And vore in general is not really endosoma. I've seen a lot of people who have been tagging just...normal safe vore posts as endosoma, and while I guess that is cool, I think it really takes away from the other concepts and how cool they can be because as far as I can tell none of those concepts have their own space outside of that, so it just gets clogged with safe vore and nothing else.

Maybe...we should try to work towards fixing that? I don't want to tell people where they should or should not post, but. I think it might help with organization and make the distinction way more clear for people who may be interested in one thing, but not the other. I don't know, maybe it's just a pet peeve of mine, but I think it would really help everyone in the long run to have that distinction between things.

[kaisooficrec]

The Little Prince (2021): Kaisoo fics

your hand to hold, your highness

Genre: historical cross over, Modern Era, Romance, Drama, inspired by k-dramas, Reincarnation, Soulmates, Historical, Historical Inaccuracy, Mostly Fluff, Happy Ending

Rating: PG

Length: 16,049 w

Summary: Crown prince do kyungsoo migrates to the modern world of seoul, and unfortunately meets a neet (kinda)

When True Love Blooms

Genre: Twins, Polyamory, No Incest, Curses, Fairy Tale Curses, Prince Jongin, Prince, Prince Sehun, Florist Kyungsoo, Witch Zhang Yixing, Magic, Language of Flowers, Flowers, Magic Technology

Rating: PG-13

Length: 12,024 w

Summary: Kyungsoo is a florist who lives in the Kingdom of Stella. One of his  flower deliveries turn eventful when he breaks the curse plaguing not one, but two Princes.

He's My (black pearl)

Genre: Pirates AU, Underage Drinking, Underage Bartending, bartending, Flirting, mentions of horrible parents - Freeform, it's overall not too serious, rated teen for some R rated jokes but nothing too descriptive

Rating: PG-13

Length: 7,534 w

Summary: Kyungsoo was just trying to do his job really but among all the drunkards he happened to catch the eyes of a charming pirate who won't leave him alone.

Something Stupid

Genre: EXO Ensemble, Fluff and Humor, Attempt at Humor, Fluff, Light Angst, To Be Continued

Rating: PG

Length: 3,700 w

Summary: Where Kyungsoo is waiting for Yeol, and finds Jonginnie instead.

from conditional to present

Genre: Alternate Universe - High School, Confessions, Love Letters, Some Humor, art student!jongin, grammar nerd!kyungsoo, Gratuitous F Bombs

Rating: G

Length: 4,204 w

Summary: Dear Kyungsoo Do, the letter begins, Hi, sorry if this is kinda weird lol. Im in psychics with you and Im not that good at aproaching people wich is why I decided to say it like this.

Kyungsoo’s eye twitches.

In which Kyungsoo is a grammar nazi and Jongin likes him anyways.

Love me again

Genre: Exes, Alternate Universe - College/University, College, Getting Back Together, Romance, Light Angst

Rating: G

Length: 6,193 w

Summary: Kyungsoo and Jongin were one of those couples. The type that would fight, break up, then kiss and make up. Everyone knew this, even when they weren't a couple, they would always be a couple. It was like they were each other's gravity. They always returned to the other no matter what happened, and no matter how upset they were at each other.

Or so everyone thought.

Hold me in your arms

Genre: Angst, Anxiety, Self-Esteem Issues, Panic Attacks, but also soft boys, The tags look heavier than the story is

Rating: M

Length: 3,773 w

Summary: At the end of a tiring day, all Kyungsoo wanted was to cuddle with his husband.

Crimson Thorns, Golden Hearts

Genre: Emperors, Historical Inaccuracy, Alternate Universe - Historical, Strangers to Lovers, Jongin and Kai are their own person, Prince Kyungsoo, Emperor Jongin, Twins (No Incest)

Rating: PG-13

Length: 2,801 w

Summary: Kyungsoo is the sole heir to the throne of Apreles after his brother is killed in the war that has consumed their kingdom for the past six years. Peace arrives in the way he doesn’t want it too. In the form of his hand in marriage to the empire they’ve been fighting.

Put Your Head on My Shoulder

Genre: Fluff, One Shot, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day Fluff, Mutual Pining, Falling In Love, Secret Crush, Dancer Jongin, Nerd Kyungsoo, Phone Calls & Telephones

Rating: G

Length: 4,635 w

Summary: Kyungsoo is dead tired and didn't even register he'd falled asleep on someone until they gently shake him awake. Meanwhile, Jongin is ecstatic that the cute stranger that catches the same bus as him is resting his head on his shoulder.

[mantacid]

Cartoon Series Pitch:

Think Magic School Bus, but it’s just a normal bus, and the driver does not give a crap about the science happening out the window.

It’s not that he has no idea what’s going on; he’s actually really smart and totally knows what part of the human body they’ve just detoured through. But the reason he doesn’t care is because he’s not getting paid to teach middle aged men, retail workers, and the occasional scientist from the lab downtown. I imagine this character being a lawful-neutral type; he gets paid to take you from point A to point B, and he prides himself on his ability to do so. He can get annoyed at passengers at times, and most always seems irritable, but he is ALWAYS on time, so people tolerate him. Also, he has no control over when the bus does any of this, so he treats it as either an inconvenience, or just doesn’t mention it. He also won’t hesitate to screw with entitled people, or people trying to use him in any way (some passenger tries to show their friend the bus’ properties, and the driver treats them both to a completely normal trip, brushing off any questions from the passenger by intentionally misinterpreting any “weird stuff” they refer to as a certain area of the city.)

As the series would progress, we would see some characters become regular patrons of the bus for different reasons, allowing their backstory and character traits to develop further. Perhaps a scientist is trying to prove to his colleague that he isn’t crazy, that the bus ride through someone’s cellphone actually happened. Maybe a student tags along on the off chance that something will help them on their upcoming test (there’s no way I’m gonna forget THIS).

Some quotes that I came up with to flesh out the character:

“Look man: I don’t know, I don’t care, and if you ask me again I will defenestrate you. So sit down, shut up, and let me drive the dang bus!” (Response to someone asking “what the hell is that?!” For the tenth time)

“You want to speak to my supervisor? Get in line, lady. And tell me if you find him, because I’ve been meaning to ask him about this ‘minimum wage’ thing I’ve been hearing about.” (Telling off a Karen)

“Oooh, look at me, I have a degree. My goodness! Please stop talking.” (Some science nerd was explaining everything they came across)

I think it would be hard for the show to actually be educational, but it sure as heck would be funny.