#is this funny idk im very tired

[poorly-drawn-akira]

Eijiro: i-i feel a kinship wuh-with the little cheese cowboy fruh-from your pizza game like huh-how nii feels about kobeni fruh-from chainsaw man.

Nana: ... Wanna repeat that last part buddy?

[tortilla-of-courage]

why does every single surface npc in skyward sword use male pronouns

like yes the goron have bested gender and dont care about that so they default to male pronouns for ease. they're born from rocks. bam. they're all brothers. and the gorons we meet in skyward sword care more about investigation or whatnot so they're like yeah yeah just use he/him. wanna hear about the legends of old?

and kikwi just Spawn from a bush or something probably. they dont even know what gender is. link and fi default to using male pronouns for them but like. you ask them what their pronouns are and they're like. pronouns? what's a pronouns? is that like another type of zelda...? kwee...

but what's the deal with the mogma. pretty sure they all use male pronouns too. did they hear the gorons use them and go yoooo i like the sound of that!!! let's use those too!! hey Ledd use he/him for me!! sure thing Kortz! Kortz he/hims treasure!!! yoooo!!! yoooo!!!

the only she/her users in the Surface before Zelda falls down are Impa and the Old Woman....... and i guess Hylia herself. where's my hashtag feminism,

[anirritant]

this is so stupid lol

bonus:

edit: here's an alternate scrapped scene that isn't canon to the au anymore but i still wanted to post hehe >:)

[not-a-matopoeia]

Good Luck Babe? He read the lesbian masterdoc

[thegirlsarethriving]

just finished undertale. ok i see the vision. i now understand yall's Sans-to-Benrey obsession pipeline. and the Papyrus-to-Tommy Coolatta pipeline

[jadelemonadee]

doing my annual (every 5 minute) scrolling through the seabury tag and being bombarded with The Asks

[joelletwo]

woke up at six am was still late for my orientation getting lost and found by the extremely kind grace of another attendee seeing me confused as fuck in the parking lot kjsf sat thru five hours of c suite dick sucking and ice breakers w ppl i wont be working with. go home to my injured dog sweaty as hell eat five bites of potato salad. drive to my actual job do another hour and a half of corpo modules that dont apply to my position. go to get my chickenpox booster cant. go to report to my actual boss to do actual work for a few hours shes like lol just go home its late enough so i do. sweaty as fuck again. grocery shop bc i used all my food this weekend not cooking. cook dinner. eat dinner. time to walk my old ass dog. and then i have to go to BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and im working every day this week to pack in practice so this is just what its gonna be like every day. BYE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [for a week or two]

[redysetdare]

I wish the denmark joke has stayed dead. it is literally the most unfunny asexual joke we got.

[stupidusernamepolicy]

sometimes wish i could like. kms temporarily like kenny southpark. like i just press a button and explode and then wake up the next day with all my stats replenished to 50% like "well got that out of my system time to face the day"

[brilliantfantasticgeronimo]

i think the thing that makes the 2008 recording of Rent, the definitive (tm) version of rent ( for me imo) is that it understands the ~libretto is best played as a comedy lol unlike the OG cast/performance and the movie... it just doesn't take itself so damn seriously. so the characters are able to be more relatable. and thus actually, the drama hits harder. bc they feel like a real group of friends that are wasted away by tragedy. and it's just so much more entertaining that way: "over the moon" is pitch perfect when taken as a *parody* of indie art, 2008!mark is basically peak 90s sarcasm in *all* his lines, "you wanna dance" "with you?" "no, with my father (rolls eyes)" is miles better than the daddy issues implied originally lol, "i'm 19!!" says a girl who's clearly not 19, also tango maureen is the best when u really get the "cucked club" bonding vibe (which doesn't work if u play mark and johanne as fully dramatic and hostile) (cough cough the movie) ... and again most importantly, the tragedy just hits harder if angel is actually a lighthearted character from the start.

[lilaccatholic]

I don't have any desire whatsoever to be in a relationship right now, so how come finding out the guy who I was half in love with for half of college just got married messed me up so much?????

[bunnihearted]

._.

[turtletoads]

love is stored in the motorcycle

[candyunicornsateme]

idea where Kenny is desperately trying so hard to confess to Kyle and just say I love you but somehow every time they get interrupted by something or someone and Kenny is a man of very few words and its hard to get alone and eventually Kyle’s on the brink of insanity like “fucking SAY IT KENNY” and violently shakes Kenny so much he doesn’t even hear it clear the first time

[mokutone]

here's some recent flubs + failures from the past month!

[piplupod]

mother: "theres this great job where you'd be on-call to come in!"

me: "ahhh i don't really want to be on-call, that would stress me out a lot because I'd always be on edge,,"

mother: "no you wouldn't, you could make it your thing!"

me: "...my thing?"

mother: "being on call! it'd be great! :)"

me: "i would probably be crying like... a lot ahaha. because I would always be on edge never knowing when to expect having to go into work, yknow?"

mother: "nooo, you could just make it a thing!"

me: "sorry, what do you mean by thing?"

AND I NEVER FOUND OUT !!