#is this morbid

[dulce-chisme]

i NEED to write a tsh fic of camilla cradling henry’s head while they wait for an ambulance and when it’s comes and they take him away she licks his blood off her fingers cause she’s insane and i love her

[plutomoonsworld]

the closer we get to halloween the more i am convinced that james potter answered the door dressed as a banana or something

like he forgot his wand but you bet he had on a fucking costume

[lizzydee]

does anyone else make sims of their deceased relatives

[jackdupuis]

There's really nothing better than an artist's last work. Like, this is the culmination of an already great career. That's so interesting. Like, most of the time, it's not even their best thing. It could completely pale in comparison to their other work, but the AURA is immaculate.

Like, fuck yes, Shakespeare, tell me about your encroaching mortality, you beautiful boy. What do you regret at the end of your life, Tolstoy?

Let me see the world through care-weighted, cataractic eyes. I love your stories. I want to grow old with them.

[cemeterything]

i genuinely don't understand why keeping the body parts of a dead loved one like a lock of hair or fingerbones or even their skull is so distasteful to so many people. if it's good enough for the catholic saints then it's good enough for my buddy john.

[kumeramen]

They're having book discussion~

[canisalbus]

If only Machete wasn't so distinctly white and waifish. Otherwise one could possibly use a lookalike to fake his death and just run away with vasco. But finding someone that resembles machete would be almost as hard as making the choice to end a life to save your own.

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[keeper-of-the-lost-books]

Girlies listening to descriptions of the most horrifying things you’ve ever heard in their favorite podcast

(It’s me I’m girlies)

[claypigeonpottery]

can’t sleep, carving instead

[johnboyegbert]

Hello, random billionaire. I want to play a game. In front of you is an unsealed, poorly built submarine. You do not have to go in the submarine. If you do, i will seal you inside and drop you so deep in the ocean that no one will ever find your body. Entering the submarine will cost you $250,000. Just to reiterate, you absolutely do not have to go in the submarine. There is no benefit to going in the submarine. You have 96 hours. Make your choice.

[dollhog]

Just ate my breakfast stuffing and weight gain shake. Already feeling swollen full from the past few days of stuffing continuously without much rest time. But I’m looking forward to seeing if I can take down all my meals and shakes today. This picture is a bit old, but I should have new ones up tonight. I can’t stop getting fatter 🕷️❤️‍🔥

[diaphorotes]

Scolopendra

[morbidology]

A Corsican Vendetta knife with a floral design. The blade reads: “Che la mia ferita sia mortale” which roughly translates to: “May all your wounds be mortal.”

[tawnysoup]

when his face telegraphs the pun before it happens

[morbid-search]

"Wound from a rupture of a projectile" Medical illustration by William Schultz, 1863 [Edit: I'm unsure about the author of this work. This is the only credit I found]

[nellasbookplanet]

M9: "sometimes we don’t want to deal with a violent fight so we just polymorph our opponent into something harmless and embarrassing and leave"

BH: "we also have a non-violent method! We put our enemies in The Hole"

M9: "oh neat! And then you leave before they can climb out?"

BH: "what no we forget about them until they run out of air and die horribly"

M9:

BH: "there are so many bodies down there"