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stonedasamartyr · 2 years

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Guy Whose Way Too Stoned for the Rolling Papers to be Pink: oh shit these rolling papers are pink

#that was such a pleasant surprise #blazed posts #posting blazed #but seriously that was really a nice thing to notice #i havent been smoking a ton cause im taking the LSAT soon #i mean the test isnt today lol #but soonish #anyway i was super stoned #and i put the rest of the joint in a bag #and i was looking at the filter i used #and for a second i was like oh shit are my lips bleeding #im VERY stoned at this point btw #and then i was like #oh fuck did my lip blood drip all the way down this joint #wait #wait no #it cannot be #are these ROLLING PAPERS PINK?!?!?!#and i looked at the package and yup #thats the whole deal #the tolling papers are pink lolol #i have no idea how i didnt notice that while i was sober rolling the 4:00 AM joint #i have a biliary reflux thing and for some reason (deliciousness) i drank like five cups of coffee yesterday #so naturally i woke up at like 3:00 AM and had to puke up some acid #im a xenomorph but possibly more fuckable #weed #weed stories

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giolovesyousm · 2 years

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Italian dubbing is so fun because

the same voice actor who plays him:

also plays him:

#IT'S SO FUNNY TO ME #i am obsessed with voices since i was little #and when i heard jessie's voice for the first time i was like #...wait #it cannot be #dead poets society #dps fandom #neil perry #before sunrise #before trilogy

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lunarrolls · 6 months

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IF WHAT I THINK JUST HAPPENED HAPPENED IT BETTER NOT HAVE—

#IT CANNOT BE #I’M LOOKING AWAY #IT’S FINE THIS IS FINE WE’RE FINE #I’M ON S3E10 OF ROLLING WITH DIFFICULTY PL EASE #THE STRESS OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS CANNOT BE OVERSTATED #roll persuasion

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nico-di-genova · 11 months

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How can a weekend that started out this great go so wrong this quickly.

#I’m sitting here anxiously eating my mashed potatoes waiting to see if Charles and Lewis are gonna get dsq’d #life is so monumentally bad rn #this cannot be the same weekend where we had Hamilton Verstappen leclerc podium #it cannot be #charles leclerc #lewis hamilton #formula 1

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hesina · 1 year

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NO WAY VERITY IS DEAD. NO WAY.

#rin reads rote #i dont believe it #it cannot be #it must be another ploy from regal #verity CANNOT have died off screen #that's HORRID #i know chivalry also died off screen but he was never on screen to begin with

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lovelytsunoda · 8 months

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I’m not gonna believe it until Lewis says otherwise

#it cannot be #I can’t picture him in red #and this means someone is leaving Ferrari very shortly-

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whatinevertells · 2 years

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Please love me. I’m begging you. </3

#love #love poetry #i love her #heartbroken #it cannot be #feelings #feel it #girl crush #it girl

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evilgoodguys · 26 days

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he’d forgotten how much he missed that smile.

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wormspoodle · 11 days

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idk has someone done this yet

#its the duchess in case anyone cannot tell #gravity falls #stan pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan

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whiteshipnightjar · 8 months

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Zoozve, my beloved

#i cannot tell you how much this made me smile just bc it's so full of love #moon #venus #zoozve #long post #sorry about that it's very long but it's very entertaining i hope you enjoy this lil zoozve gem haha #astronomy #astrophysics #space

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apollos-boyfriend · 8 days

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i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

#icarus speaks #they were so cute 😭#i cannot emphasize how large the umbrella was compared to them #and the parents looked as happy as u could be while being rained on too #like it was clear they didn’t mind that much bc the kid was so happy #i love kids so much they’re so everything #containment breach

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cassassinated · 1 year

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I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

#spending the next week and a half with the shittiest country internet #and i cannot watch shit no matter how long i buffer

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tariah23 · 8 months

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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

#Crunchyroll #piracy #funimation #money hungry ass streaming service #rambling #I’ve never paid for a streaming service in my life thank god #I appreciated using others accounts but I personally cannot see myself paying this much for a service if I had the funds 😭!#get back to pirating kings!!!#anime has always been one of the easiest forms of media to pirate anyway so y’all got this #CR is definitely not worth paying for though #CR is certainly not worth paying this much for even if it’s a yearly one time fee #capitalism #the fact that CR has always had pretty bad quality as a streaming service anyway #it buffers every time you pause or rewind anything

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titleofpersonage-p01 · 7 months

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#palestine #free palestine #israel #israel is committing genocide #i understand both sides of the argument in the comments #but the fact that this can even be some what believable is concerning in itself #always remember that an “us vs them” narrative is dangerous #we cannot deny that innocent lives are being slaughtered #i just want this war to be over #but thats not something thats going to be easily done

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sidecast · 1 month

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i looove the miku trend. nomadic horselord hungarian miku be upon you

#hatsune miku #miku #miku fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #historical costuming #medieval hungary #i cannot draw folk dress for the life of me but i can draw nomadic wear so yay

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rivetgoth · 7 months

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It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.

#also has made it increasingly difficult to relate to those early into their transition honestly #like not in a bitter way it’s just like hard to express how diff the experience is #of being like a year on T vs 5 😭#ETA I muted this post ages ago now but fwiw seeing transphobes pop up in the notes on occasion just to say cruel reactionary shit #you are clowns I cannot imagine seeing a post that is ONLY about discussing with folks about the reality of a medication #and choosing to make that your moment to get a schoolyard bully jab in about how you find it gross or something.#you are less well adjusted than most children. may the universe be kinder to you than you are to others.

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