#it does not help

[sysmedsaresexist]

Anxiety brain be like

Here's preemptive anxiety in preparation for tomorrow's anxiety :) hope this helps!

[wingedknightrose]

I see all your “Seward is oblivious to Jonathan’s murderous intent” and raise you: Jack absolutely see it, he just finds it absolutely fascinating. Like, this is the man that seriously gave consideration to giving Mr “Eats Living Creatures” Renfield a cat, and then actually let the man escape for science.

This disaster of a human being absolutely took one look at Jonathan’s magical girl murder-mode transformation and went “oh I cannot WAIT to see where he is going with this” (after he’d had time to process the horror of what happened to trigger it, at least). He was probably vibrating with excitement when they made the call to bring Jonathan with them because now he gets to see more of Jonathan facing the Count, which always prompts Jonathan’s most bonkers bullshit. He doubtlessly was lamenting the lack of phonograph on the trip not only because he doesn’t want to write by hand but also because it’s so much easier for him to wax philosophical on his latest hyperfixation, aka Jonathan Harker, when he’s just speaking aloud. Any pages where he tries to go in-depth on the subject are just illegible scribbles because he can’t write as fast as he monologues in his head. Arthur and Quincey have probably gotten earfuls of it at this point. I can absolutely picture the following conversation happening:

Van Helsing: Careful, friend John, if the husband of Madam Mina should think we are about to act, he may respond...poorly.

Seward: Oh, you mean he’s going to try and murder us, yes, I am aware.

VH: You...know?

Seward: Of course I know, and I must say, I find his whole metamorphosis terribly fascinating. And hot.

VH: Friend John now is not the time

Seward: If you get to have King Laugh then I get to have this

[ekurie987]

i can’t . do this.

[lifblogs]

I hate having a TBI because I only just remembered Neurodivergent Tech Week (which is next week) is also doing an After Dark event, and I forgot all about it. Knowing me I would like to post a not After Dark fic and an After Dark fic each day. I am so behind.

[mossywizard]

I love this dog but oh my god - she barks like someone is trying to murder me, but it’s the heat turning on or me moving a bit or the music changing, and in fact! She’s killing my head! My head hurts so much

[mygh0stisr0tting]

watching willy wonka again for no reason whatsoever

[filmbyjy]

now, this is where I straight up go “yup, reminds me of my dad.”

BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE ADORABLE AND SAY “no it’s okay, you don’t have to buy me a cake :(( I don’t want to waste your money.”

and I thought my soon to be boyfriend would say “oh no, it’s okay. I wanna do it for you.” OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

but no. boy straight up just said “okay then.”

BITCH

[dreamlanddoll]

if your friend tells/confides in you that they're insecure abt their apperance/hate the way they look and your response is "why? you're white/skinny/etc. you shouldn't be complaining" I hope you get hit by a bus <3

[darkerthanblack-666]

Yesterday I felt good about myself, today I'm feeling like the ugliest person ever. If I don't look like those women on Instagram I have 0 worth, that's it.

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

[trans-cuchulainn]

as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"

[hinamie]

mentor

[johnnycagesrightnut]

Mason James who stands clad in a black turtle neck, very expensive looking dress pants, a black trench coat and dress shoes in the very back during Odelia’s funeral and everyone who sees him thinks his in the fucking mob or shady business or something but he’s clearly grieving so they assume their daughter was like. Involved with the mob.

[clarisimart]

be careful what you wish for, Fordsy

commission info here

[apyrisol]

taking a social media break. paranoia spirals have been getting worse to the point that i got fired from my job. being online like i have just makes me worse so im dropping off for awhile. gonna be on discord n such since i only use that to talk to friends so if you need me or wanna chat my user is just Apyrisol. see yall another time

[deadpoolian]

Marvel Snap

The cupid arrow hitting in the last gif... 💘