#it is so funny

[bluehairedboyfriend]

this is their dynamic

[devi1sange1]

Jurdan summed up

Jude: But why would Cardan do that? I don’t know how to interpret that. I cannot read him.

Cardan, like barely hiding it: I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU. JUDE. JUDE. JUDE. JUDE. I WANT YOU. PLEASE LOVE ME. JUDE. JUDE. JUDE. JUDE. JU-

[hoarding-stories]

Today on Critical Role, summer camp edition:

[For legal reasons this is a joke]

[venleaf]

BRO GOT SHOT

JONATHAN SIMS GOT SHOT

[sisaloofafump]

we never talk enough about Duke's "what, like it's hard" response to having figured out all the robins & batman & disguised Alfred's identities. he knows all their names, current status, insecurities, and family dynamics, and does nothing about it.

"I've solved a lot of hard in my time. This ain't hard."

"You don't know me." "Kid, I don't think you know you."

[star-spacer]

I can’t get over how much they made chilchuck look like a sausage in the anime

[patowardd]

@.ArrowMcLaren New #Barbie trailer just dropped. 🤗🎬

[sastielsfandom]

It's funny when I write about Sam worrying about corrupting Cas, bc Sam would worry about that, but in reality Castiel can and will outdo Sam in corruption while trying to do the right thing. Cue the leviathans.

[ace-and-ranty]

Murderbot: I don't want to know what is going on with Tarik and Ratthi. I can't express how much I don't want to know. No one force me to deal with human relationship drama. Also Murderbot: What do you mean Tarik was in a combat squad. Is he your security consultant? Why'd you hire me if you already had a security consultant? Do you think he's better than me?

[be-it-so]

I don't think we are talking enough about the moment in the Odyssey when Odysseus and his men were sailing away from blinded Polyphemus.

I mean, when Odysseus started to mock the cyclop, Polyphemus heard from where the sound was going and threw a big rock at their ship, which almost got them and, if I remember correctly, made their ship start going back to the shore, so they had to row harder to prevent ship from returning to Polyphemus.

And then after that, Odysseus stood up and continued to shout his name, address, and security number to Polyphemus while all his crew was trying to stop him because, you know, they didn't wanna die.

[algumaideia]

It is exactly what we need in the company JONATHAN

[fettiowi]

i have this one friend who isnt into sonic (except from hearing about it from me) but recently got really into king arthur legends and adaptations so ofc me being me i had to tell her about sonic and the black knight and it makes for the weirdest info dumping sessions on both ends and its marvelous (and its very funny when she starts talking about it and then shes like oh wait fetti is picturing furries as im saying this)

[benilos]

do u understand how fun it is to mix the personality of tim wright and tim sutton for this freaking fic? its so fucking funny

[carlysky815]

Has anyone done this yet? Man I hope not I thought it was funny.

[itspileofgoodthings]

are you really gonna talk about timing in times like these? let all your damage damage me? And carry your baggage up my street? make me your future history—it’s time. You’ve come a long way; open the blinds. Let me see your face, you wouldn’t be the first renegade to need somebody