#it keeps me up at night

[blorbodiaz]

enough with all the who fell first who fell harder shit. buck fell too early and eddie fell too late…isn’t that the most tragic thing you’ve ever heard.

[darkest-fantasy]

The fact that we’re probably going to have a ‘Chapter 54’ for Gwynriel and Elucien…

[chaoticree]

So we know Wymack is huge, ok? Like Terry Jeffords kinda huge, and his clothes are obviously big too, so I was wondering when Wymack lends Neil his clothes after he comes back from Columbia, did they completely engulf our little adorable munchkin and more specifically what was Andrew's reaction bec I know, I just KNOW that he probably had a hard time taking Neil serious bec just imagine!!! Tiny Neil in big Wymacks clothes, shirt completely engulfing him, the pants oh god, did he have to hold them up with his hand? How many times did he have to fold them to not trip over the ends? What if he just wore Wymacks shorts? I mean, that'll probably be too long for him, too, right? Guys pls, this keeps me up at night!!!! Can somebody draw this, please? 😭😭😭😭

[aconfusedsquirrelsstuff]

Does anyone else ever wonder about the original Ace wig? That thing just vanished one day, and we where left with the dead guinea pig that got slapped on in series VII. What happened to it? Did Chris Barrie nick it as many often joke? Did someone else spot it and think it was perfect and took it for themselves? Did it gain consciousness and wander off on hairy appendages to have its own adventures across the multiverse?

It's a mystery up there with why anyone thought the guinea pig was a good wig.

[astarions-wife]

Trying to decipher why Cazador would ever turn Yousen, a gnome into a Vampire Spawn. Like what was the point. What audience was he catering too? Like everyone else I can find a reason for:

-Astarion and Petras were conveniently attractive men. They’ll both use similar flirtatious language, so this one isn’t surprising.

-Violet, who I presume to be a singer, makes perfect sense. A young, beautiful woman is perfect for luring people back, and we know she was doing pretty well—considering she was on the favorited spawn ledger one year.

-Aurelia, a naive tiefling woman. It breaks up the species ratio a bit, but it makes sense that he’d want more than just elves and humans, it appeals to a larger audience after all.

-Dalyria, unconfirmed, but quite possibly a drow? Like Aurelia, she would appeal to a larger audience, and plus she’s a doctor. I’ve previously posted my theory (here) on how she was probably “tortured” by being the one to tend to her siblings injuries…

-Leon is self explanatory. He made favorited spawn almost every year. He’s the only one to be recruited into this mess with a child of his own. His clearly was able to do enough to have a child, so this isn’t much of a surprise.

-And then we come down to Yousen. Who just doesn’t fit the criteria I mean, people are canonically so racist towards Gnomes—Astarion barely views them as people, considering he suggests feeding off of them. Like what. Was the point. Where did he come from. Why Yousen. He used to have dialogue saying he was recruited in the last sixty years, so it wasn’t even like he was the last one 💀 I just. I want answers.

[unhappy-sometimes]

Okay, because you said to keep the asks coming… 😂

As a huge Legend of Zelda fan myself, I’m curious what your opinion of Zelink (Zelda/Link) is? It doesn’t have to be specific to a particular LoZ game.

ZELINK NUMBA ONE 💯💯💯

in at least botw/totk you CANNOT convince me that they are not in love like there’s only one bed bro??? what was zelda gonna tell the great deku to tell link?? “words intended for him would sound much better in the tones of your voice” WHAT WAS SHE GONNA SAYYYYY??? and then then mipha basically says love helped her use her power AND THEN THE FIRST TIME ZELDA’S POWER AWAKENS ITS WHEN LINK IS IN TROUBLE????? OKAY???? AND THEN IN THE JAPANESE VERSION LINK’S QUEST JOURNAL IS WRITTEN IN FIRST PERSON AND HE TALKS ABOUT MISSING ZELDA’S SMILE LIKE THAT IS WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT YOUR LOVERRRRRRR

anyway, i don’t think they’re romantically involved in every game, obviously. like in a link to the past and twilight princess, i don’t think link had ever spoken to zelda before embarking on his grand quest (don’t quote me on that, it’s been a minute since i played those games)

just friends link and zelda is a very valid interpretation, tho. they’re pals in every universe.

[exy-conspiracies]

Been at Eden's a lot recently and I keep seeing Kevin Day going wild to that like upbeat breakup pop kinda music they play. There's tonnes of photos of him with Thea and all his friends so i don't think it's them and part of me is so certain it's about Riko...

Also andrew loves emo music, thought I'd share

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[sadboytristan]

It's been years and I am STILL salty that they never showed up this full image

[arakkne]

Thinking about how the trans movement pushed society closer to gender abolition than ever before in recent history simply due to increased visibility and acceptance of gender nonconformity... butttt TRAs missed the memo and decided to try and abolish the concept of sex, instead. :/ So close yet so far.

[then-be-a-warrior]

"Breathe. Breathe. Callum, you need to breathe. You just need to breathe, sweetie. Take a deep breath..."

[damianbugs]

FUCK GOTHAM WAR (can't stop talking about gotham war)

[placebo-ambrosia]

narrator pre-tyler even further gone into overconsumption, instead of the ikea nesting consider him being a hoarder and having all that burnt to the ground

[messrsbyler]

i have one big fear for s5 related to byler and that is will’s wig looking like it did in suzie’s house when finally they confess and kiss

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

And Bones better NOT fisheye Akutagawa during that scene

[rkivees]

It's really jarring to me to think Jiang Yanli gave her life for Wei Wuxian just for him to die soon after.. because she died thinking that she had given him a second chance. That if protecting him was the last thing she could do then so be it, at least he would be alive.

And then he died.

[shroomwar]

“Emily I’m Sorry” by Boygenius is so Aziraphale thinking about Crowley coded it hurts

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“Looking peaceful enough to me // But she’s waking up inside a dream // Full of screeching tires and fire”

“When I pointed out where the North Star is, she called me a fucking liar”

“Just take me back to Montreal // I’ll get a real job, you’ll go back to school”

“You know how I get when I’m wrong, and // I can feel myself becoming somebody I’m not”

“Emily I’m sorry”