#it’s literally h/c p*rn

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman Groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive language, might be offensive idk (lmk if it is so i should take it down if necessary) , mentions of birth, mentions of alcohol and weed, gayness

Desc: it's Mitsuya's day of birth

Chifuyu: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITSUYA-KUN ⚠️❗💜😋😁

Baji: what's up with the emoji's

Mitsuya: thanks Chifuyu

Baji: happy getting out of the pussy day

Mitsuya: 😐

Kazutora: didn't he get circumcised?

Mitsuya: man what

Baji: ...

Baji: fuck that gotta do with what i just said

Baji: you just say shit

Kazutora: i'm talking about his birth method

Kazutora: keep up, Keisuke 😐

Chifuyu: you're so fucking stupid

Kazutora: HOW AM I STUPID

Kazutora: Mitsuya's mom was circumcised

Kazutora: it wasn't a vaginal birth

Kazutora: he was essentially removed, rather than birthed

Baji: "he was essentially removed, rather than birthed🤓👆"

Mikey: bro how do you even know that?

Chifuyu: R U TALKING ABOUT A C-SECTION????

Kazutora: IS THAT WHAT I FUCKING SAID?? NO

Kazutora: i hate talking to stupid mf's 🙄

Baji: i don't understand why people say i'm the stupidest

Draken: *most stupid

Draken: you honestly proved everyone's point

Baji: fuck off

Mitsuya: ok you guys can shut up now

Draken: happy birthday Takashi

Draken: my sworn brother

Draken: my other half

Draken: my twin dragon

Draken: love ya man

Mitsuya: thank you Draken🙂

Baji: did u have socks on

Draken: ...?

Baji: you can't say "i love ya" and "my other half" without any socks on

Baji: it implies a sense homosexuality

Baji: but if you have socks on then it's fine

Draken: i'm sick of you

Baji: bro doesn't have any socks on 💀

Mitsuya: you guys can shut up now x2

Mitsuya: also

Mitsuya: you don't all have to say happy birthday just say it when we meet up cause i feel awkward saying thank you to every single one of you

Mikey: hope you enjoyed my birthday present 💪😎

Mitsuya: yeah...

Mitsuya: the half eaten taiyaki

Mitsuya: appreciate it

Mikey: anything for the homies ❤

Mitsuya: 😒

Draken: where's Hakkai

Draken: surprised he hasn't said anything about your birthday

Mitsuya: he's planning a surprise birthday party

Baji: surprise🤨?

Mitsuya: he told me not to not text him cause he's busy with my surprise birthday party

Mitsuya: i don't think he realized that he told me

Mitsuya: i don't wanna bum him out so i'll still act surprised

Mitsuya: i appreciate it either way

Chifuyu: Takemitchy, Angry and I have been helping him plan this for weeks, and he just fucking told you😐

Mitsuya: i guess lol

Mitsuya: also said he has a surprise for me

Baji: he's gonna tongue you down, i just know it

Mitsuya: stfu

Mikey: are y'all together or not

Mitsuya: don't know what you're taking about

Draken: bro's taking his time

Mikey: Mitsuya you're 21 now

Mikey: it's been 8 years???😭

Smiley: i may not have a birthday present but i'll bring queer and weed

Smiley: since y'all follow the law or whatnot and you're legal now

Smiley: hypocrites

Draken: what's wrong with following the law?

Smiley: you think beating people half to death was fucking legal, Draken?

Draken: well... no

Draken: doesn't mean we should abuse substances, underage

Smiley: ❤H Y P O C R I T E❤

Smiley: and a lot of the people we know smoke so idk why you're all the way in my ass rn

Draken: yeah but cigarettes aren't drugs

Smiley: weed >>>>> cigarettes

Draken: the ability to breath when i'm in my thirties >>>>

Smiley: fair

Baji: wdym you'll bring a queer and weed🤨

Smiley: why would i bring a queer when Mitsuya is literally right there

Smiley: i meant beer

Smiley: pride month changing my damn autocorrect😒

Kazutora: stop saying slurs

Smiley: bro the gays reclaimed that shit

Smiley: it's a blanket term for the ABCDEFG community or whatever the fuck

Draken: i feel like you're being homophobic

Smiley: nuh uh

Smiley: dude look

Smiley: 👬 👭

Smiley: see?😁

Smiley: am i still homophobic?

Baji: he got us there

Draken: wha-

Draken: what the fuck is that supposed to prove?

*Hakkai has gone online*

Hakkai: HI TAKA-CHAN

Hakkai: could you please come over to my place for no particular reason?🤔

Hakkai: hmmmm, it kinda feels like i'm forgetting something

Hakkai: maybe like, a public holiday?

Hakkai: who knows?🤷‍♂️

Hakkai: anyway

Hakkai: let's hang out like the regular days in which we are normal 🤗

Hakkai: see you soon 😁

Mitsuya: ...

Mitsuya: yeah sure Hakkai

Mitsuya: be right over

Hakkai: ❤

*Hakkai has gone offline*

Mikey: 💀

Chifuyu: i hate him

Baji: did he even fucking try

[gummyfang]

♡♡♡ |   ˗ˏˋ Price NSFW Blurbs  ´ˎ˗

➳　【J o h n　P r i c e　ｘ　Ｒｅａｄｅｒ　B l u r b s 】

❧ Warnings: 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰, 𝐚𝐟𝐚𝐛 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬: been writing some nice little Price NSFW blurbs for my dear pal @tulipsbymybed and I thought I'd share with the class <3 these arent masterpieces bc theyre just simpy bursts i let out in DMs fhsjkFHJSK

Domestic Price with a free access arrangement to your pussy anytime he wants. Ur cutting up veggies for dinner and you feel him come up behind you, hard cock in trousers pressing into your ass, and you know you’ll be having dinner late tonight because your baby needs his relief rn :((

Shirtless Price and his hairy pecs slightly moist from his intense workout, beads of sweat rolling down his chest and of course that ass clenched so nice and tight when he's lifting weights <33 And then if he is wearing a shirt and he moves it up to wipe away his sweat his happy trail inches up so teasingly and it’s literally salivating to look at.

Imagine you licking up his happy trail, salty taste of his musk and sweat on your tongue. You feel his large hand gently gripping at your hair, fingers twitching as he’s fighting not to shove your pretty little mouth right around his cock, and if you keep teasing him like this… he might just fuck your throat until you’re choking prettily on his cum.

Price loves it when you massage him, and he grunts so nice and deeply when you get to the right places. And of course he can’t let you get away without returning the favor. Just don’t be surprised when his hands start to wander. So he’s massaging your shoulders and suddenly you feel his hands dip down, fingers tracing down over your ribs like you’re made of glass, before they cup over the swell of your breasts and he shows off how good he really is at massaging.

[carlsdarling]

Your first time with Carl headcanons (it's also his first time)

Sexy and fluffy alphabet. Everyone is 18 or over.

WARNINGS: smut, nsfw

A - Aftercare

You lay there completely exhausted and cuddled together, a little embarrassed but happy. Carl kept apologizing that it had hurt at the very beginning, but you reassured him and told him that it was normal and that you liked it anyway. Again and again you affirmed how much you love each other.

B - Body

It was unusual at first to see you completely naked, but the awkwardness quickly faded, and then you couldn't stop exploring and caressing each other's body. Carl, however, didn't want to take off his bandage, even though you know what his eye looks like and don't care. But you respected his wish to make him feel comfortable and safe.

C - Cum

Carl used a condom, so you didn't have direct contact with his cum. However, you are curious about his cum, how it feels, how it smells and tastes.

D - Dirty Secret

What Carl doesn't tell you: He practiced using condoms beforehand because he was afraid he wouldn't get it done at the crucial moment. He even asked Glenn about it, and you can believe me - Carl was fiery red in the face and was stuttering. He was very very ashamed xD

E - Experience

You both didn't have any, all you did before was kiss and fondle each other over your clothes. You didn't really plan your first time, it just came up because Rick and Michonne were out of the house in the evening to attend a meeting.

F - Favorite position

Since you were both inexperienced, you did it in the missionary position. At first you couldn't handle it and you were both awkward. You had to laugh. The angle wasn't perfect, the pillows fell off the bed, and Carl was uncertain how to proceed until you took his cock in your hand and guided it to the right position.

G - Gentle

Carl was very careful and gentle, fearing he might be hurting you. But there was a long foreplay, and oh my, were you wet for him, so it didn't hurt very much, although he is on the larger side.

H - Hair

You had just shaved the night before, which embarrassed Carl because he doesn't really shave his pubes and then was unsure if you would prefer him to. You couldn't care less though, you like him just the way he is.

I - Intimacy

It was very intimate and loving and brought you even closer together. You literally can't imagine living without Carl by your side now. And you keep thinking about doing it with him again.

J - Jealousy

You're constantly jealous of Enid, even though Carl gives you no reason to be. But she's always stalking him, and it bothers you.

K - Kink

The two of you are far to inexperienced to even think about kinks rn ;)

L - Location

Carl's bed. Of course you chose a comfortable and safe place for your first time. Anything else would have been unthinkable, you were nervous enough as it was.

M - Motivation

You both had the desire, and when you started kissing and caressing each other, it was very quickly clear that much more was going to happen that night.

N - No Go

Cheating on you. He would never do it, he loves you with all his heart.

O - Oral

You did each other briefly, it was new and unusual, but you both liked it and want to do it again. Carl loves it when you suck his cock while stroking his balls.

P - Pace

At first, Carl was so hesitant that he barely moved. It wasn't until you let him know you were ok that he made slow and gentle thrusts, and then it was over really fast.

Q - Quickies

Maybe after you've had sex a few times. Right now, everything is still too new for you, and you prefer an undisturbed place where you can both take your time and be with one another. Therefore, quickies are out of the question.

R - Risk

You thought it wasn't risky because Rick and Michonne weren't there and you had planned to go home afterwards. What you didn't plan on was falling into a deep slumber afterwards. When Rick and Michonne returned home, there was a thunderstorm, so Michonne went into Carl's room to close the window and discovered you tightly curled up in bed together. You were obviously naked under the blankets, and there was a used condom stuck to a piece of toilet paper on Carl's nightstand. Michonne's first impulse was to wake you both up and scold you, but she chose not to. You were that age, you had at least used protection, and it was clear that sooner or later it would happen. So she quietly closed the door behind her and then carefully taught Rick that Carl was now sexually active. Rick is glad you're the one - he trusts you.

S - Stamina

Carl has no stamina at all yet, he literally cum after a minute. He was still trying to hold back, but you told him to let himself go, and then he was cumming right away.

T - Time

It happened later in the evening. By then you had been together for a few months and you felt you could trust Carl.

U - Unfair

When you guys did it again the next morning, Carl wanted to try a different position, but that was too much for you and you wanted to keep the missionary position for now. He pouted a bit and said that was unfair; he would have liked you to ride him and to bounce on him.

V - Volume

There were only small sighs and sharp breathing at first, but as the two of you proceeded, you started moaning his name, and that turned Carl on so much that he started moaning as well.

W - Wildcard

Enid had planned to seduce Carl in the near future to steal him away from you that way. She thought if she outran you and had sex with him first, he would fall in love with her and finally leave you. Since she and Carl are friends, she knew you guys hadn't slept with each other yet. She tried to hook up with him before, but Carl rejected her immediately and made it clear that they are just friends and he loves you. He kept that to himself because he knew how much it upset you and he wasn't going for it anyway.

X - X-Factor

Carl would never admit it, but he was afraid of maybe not getting it up due to nervousness. He was worrying about that for nothing, his cock was as hard as a rock. He was also afraid he would come too quickly, which turned out to be true, but you didn't mind. You thought it was cute how excited he was.

Y - Yes

You don't regret that Carl was your first and, vice versa, he thinks you're just perfect for him. He's glad he chose you over Enid.

Z - Zzzzz

You fell asleep together afterwards and didn't wake up until Judith was crying the next morning. You looked at each other a little shyly and then kissed, giggled and started a round of morning sex.

[sminiac]

begging you rn to do riding xikers(hyungline ofc) face

💌 — Bff I’m sorry this took so long, but beg no more I gotchu !!!

— NSFW (MDNI)

⋆ K. Minjae

The most skilled out of the 5, like this is where he excels! It’s a win-win, he gets to watch from this angle while you completely use his mouth any way you want, it’s also probably one of the more tame things the two of you have done, I feel like Minjae really likes experimenting when you’re mutually comfy enough, so face riding is just a piece of cake, a very, very normal reoccurrence, sometimes you’ll just be laying beside each other doom scrolling on your phones and he’s nudging your leg like: “Hey, come up here so I can put my mouth on you.” And you’re like “Okay☺️” and it’s just so.. relationship? Like it’s so cute ?? He could have you sitting on his face for hours, it’s like second nature, facing backwards, forwards, whatever you want. Whenever he’s feeling needy and just wants time with you? You’re sitting on his face, there’s not even a lick of hesitation, he needs it.

Remainder of members under the cut!

⋆ P. Junmin

So shy having you like this, you’re just so exposed and open for him, hides behind his eyelids when you’re looking down, a hand in his hair with that fucked out expression on your face = wants to bury himself further away in your thighs or into the pillows under his head, especially when you’re praising him for how good he’s doing— yet, he can’t fully bring himself to because even though you make him nervous with all the unavoidable attention he simultaneously thinks it’s soooo sexy. The way he’s there only for your pleasure? Yeah, he’s incredibly horny— therefore most likely to cum untouched, no argument here. Although he’s more on the bashful side don’t mistake this as him being sheepish, he’s grown, he absolutely wants you to use him however you see fit, encourages you to just let go and enjoy what his mouth has to offer.

⋆ C. Sumin

LOCK ME UP BC FACE RIDING WITH SUMIN ?!?!!???! This is something he takes very seriously, but the severity of it depends on exactly why you’re sitting on his face. As a punishment he doesn’t want you moving an inch, any little jump or squirm has him slapping at the side of your thigh or your ass, telling you to keep your eyes on him and to “Take it, have to.” He just gets so greedy and indulgent, but if it’s more for the simpler reason of the both of your enjoyment then he isn’t so strict, all he asks is that take advantage of the freedom while you have it. He’s such a thigh grabber, likes it messy and fun. His favourite is when you’re grinding your clit against his tongue and his face is just covered in your slick, he could do it everyday if you needed him to, absolutely no complaints!

⋆ H. Jinsik

He’s on that ‘She could ride my face I don’t want nothing in return’ type of vibe, like heeeaavily. Even before you try it out for yourselves he’s thinking about it, waiting, and he’s so giddy when you finally agree to it, like he’d brag about it if he could. I’d see Jinsik as the type to use his fingers to help him out sometimes too, but if not then he’s literally devouring you, drinking you down for everything you’re worth, he loves it, especially when your thighs start twitching and trembling against his face, holding onto whatever you can to keep you stable above him, but his arms pulling you down as close to him as possible is incredibly counterintuitive to what you’re trying to prevent, but he does not caaare! He could go for multiple rounds, like this man lives by dogtooth lets bfr !!!

⋆ C. Hyunwoo

Deceiving. It’s absurd how sweet and innocent he’ll intentionally come off as when asking you to sit on his face, “Just to try it.” He’ll insist knowing damn well how dedicated and fervent he is when giving head, and having you in this position is like no other, he likes it, maybe a little too much. Even though he’s insatiable he still does his best to make sure you’re able to feel comfortable and enjoy yourself, Hyunu is just so boyfriend, he’ll hold your hand while his eyes are closed, quite literally making out with your pussy, he’s not as messy as Sumin, but he likes that he can easily reach places he normally couldn’t if you were just laid on your back for him. I think he’d have more of a thing for the sounds his lips make with how wet you are compared to visuals, I mean obviously it makes him unbelievably hard seeing you like this, but the sounds too? He’s a goner.

[quicktosimp]

Simpy boo!💕💕

I loved your jakes sully nsfw abcs,

Could you possibly do lyle? 👉👈

I got the writers block bad rn-😖

Babby Boo,

I love you with all of my heart, I knew you were going to ask this so I prepared this early 😘💗😂

Lyle Wainfleet - ABC NSWF

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

Lyle is a giver, and nothing pleases him more than being able to take care of his love. Clean towels, hot bath, sips of water, you are his queen, just don't let him give you a message otherwise you'll go for another round 🤭

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

For himself, I'd have today it's his biceps. I have to admit his arms are something to drool over, and that tattoo is something as well. Lyle literally had to find a way to get an avatar form tattooed; that took time and planning.

For his lover, I'm going to go with tits. Now, don't get me wrong, he loves everything, but for him, seeing a nice set of breasts that bounce as they walk makes his brain malfunction.

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

Lyle isn't particular about cum, but he does prefer it inside you, something about needing to make sure that his seed takes.

D= Dominate (how dominate are they)

Don't get me wrong, but while I think Lyle may be into some kinks, I don't think he's really into Dom/Sub dynamics. He likes being on the same level as his partner, but that doesn't mean that Lyle doesn't love to hear her moan and scream his name.

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

In his human form 100%, but he's not. Lyle has all the tools and the information, he just needs to relearn them in his new body, then oh baby watch out

F= Favorite position

Cowgirl, having a pair of tits bouncing in his face while staring into his lover's eyes, Lyle is in heaven.

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

I'm gonna say not very goofy. Lyle is very romantic, wanting nothing but the best for his lover. Altho if the mood strikes, he's not against a little bit of giggling while they kiss or fuck; he's confident in his abilities.

H= Hair (grooming habits)

The picture above says it all: if Lyle has any hair, it's going to meet a straight razor.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

Lyle loves to be intimate. If he could, he would have the room covered in rose petals and scented candles. He would make sure every night is one to remember. But duty calls, and time can be limited, so if he has to, then Lyle will drop his drawers wherever he's at to fuck you good until he returns.

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

Definitely a morning wanker. If you're not there with him in the morning, then he's in the bathroom taking care of it. When he's away for too long, then it's also the same thing.

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

Size Kink, Lyle is 9 feet tall; even compared to other Na'vi and avatars, he is tall. So no matter if you're human, na'vi, avatar, or recom, Lyle loves using his large body to tower over you.

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

Preferably, he wants to do it in your rooms, away from everyone, but beggars can't be choosers, and if he must, Lyle will take you over Quaritch's desk, consequences be damned.

M= Motivation (things that make them tick/turn on)

Lyle loves to see you feeling good. Knowing that he's the one making you moan and whine is the biggest turn-on for him. But if you want to give him a jump start, wear a low-cut tight top, and show off the girls, Lyle will definitely appreciate it.

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

He will not hurt you, spanking, rough hair pulling, choking, anything that could cause you pain, let alone leave a mark; forget it.

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

My man is a giver, has and always will be. Loves using his tongue to make you cum over and over again before he even starts to fuck you.

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

Lyle doesn't like to fuck (unless he has to). He wants a nice, slow love-making, making sure that you feel every ounce of love and pleasure with each thrust.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

If he has to (aka short on time), then he will definitely fuck you like you've never been fucked before. You will be walking out with a noticeable limp and a building wet patch from the leaking cum.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

If it comes down to it, Lyle will fuck you anywhere. Offices, forest, bathrooms, mess hall, if he is short on time, your parties are no longer on the premises.

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

Lyle usually goes 2-3 times, and the amount of time wavers. He's mostly focused on you and will not cum once if you haven't cum at least 3 times.

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

Lyle would be down for using a cock ring on himself, even one that vibrates, because he knows it would feel good on you. He would also be interested in other toys, like dildos and even some anal plugs.

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

This man will not edge you but overstimulate you 100%. He will make you cum, over and over and over again, before he'll even think about using his cock.

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

Low grunts and moans, lots of sweet nothing and praise in your ear. If in public, then you'll hear a lot of low hisses as he bites his lip, trying to keep quiet.

W= Wild card

Thinks about being a cuck, Lyle wants to watch you, and someone else fuck while he sits there palming at his cock, (preferably a certain colonel)

X= X-ray

Big boy, big cock, 25 inches (63 cm) minimum. There is a reason this mans after care is top notch.

Y= Yearning

Lyle wants to do it every moment of the day if he can, the moment you give anything that could be perceived as bedroom eyes, and you're slung over his shoulder, making way to the nearest spot.

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so, how quickly after)

He's got to take care of you first. After you are completely taken care of and are deeply asleep in his arms, only then will he fall asleep.

I got to say these are fun! I'm open for requests if anyone is interested 💗💗

Dividers by @cafekitsune

[autistic-katara]

finally making an intro post after months of using this acc 💕

(will probably have to go back and edit this a bunch // i have no idea how to make one of these)

hi, my name’s Ryan, my pronouns r he/him and i’m a Scottish, autistic, Jewish, chronically ill, bisexual trans guy

my account is multifandom (with some non-fandom stuff aswell) but is mostly a Stranger Things/Byler acc

i’m a fanfic writer who exclusively posts on ao3 (my acc is Raines_Adopted_Son), feel free to send me fic requests/prompts any time (tho theres no guarantee i’ll actually write them // will make a post later detailing what i will/won’t write later and link it here)

while i am not 100% an anti (i’ll explain that if needed) if i find out ur a proshipper i will block u MY VIEWS ON THIS HAVE CHANGED BUT I CBA TO REMAKE THIS POST RN SO JUST IGNORE THIS SECTION

feel free to send asks/anons/dms anytime i find it fun to interact with u mfs

@/moots u guys can literally show up to my house if u want literally anything goes for use except deadnaming/misgendering me (or other stuff like that)

don’t rlly wanna have a DNI list here cause idk it feels kinda icky but there r some ppl i seriously do not wanna interact with so terfs/radfems in general please block me on site thanks :) (also soft dni for h*rry p*tter fans if u post abt it and don’t follow me i will probably block u but if u follow me i don’t wanna be a bitch abt it so i just won’t follow u back)

that’s all i can think of for now i probably missed smthn super important but yk // if u have any questions or anything feel free to ask c:

[minheelovelee]

Keum Nsfw A-Z

Warnings: Nsfw. :)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

- He’s such a sweet boy. Right after, he likes to hold you close to his chest. He’s just so happy to be there. He gives you a couple kisses on the head and tucks your hair behind his ears. Then he runs to the bathroom to get a wet washcloth. One time he didn’t realize he used cold water and he felt really bad.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

- His favorite is his torso area. He thinks it looks cool when he cums all the way on his pecs. Lol.

- His fav part on his partner is probably the chest area. He’s an ass guy, but he likes nipples a lot, especially when your shirt is off. He can’t help himself.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

- He doesn’t come inside unless you explicitly tell him to. He wouldn’t even bring it up. He would cum literally anywhere else. On your back, your boobs, your tummy, etc. whatever’s there tbh.

- He doesn’t cum a lot, but he cums FAR. Like he probably does kegel exercises but won’t tell anyone.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- He likes being choked. Ask him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

- Everyone in Epex is a virgin. Sorry. He watches p*rn for sure. Then he leaves the tab open and doesn’t delete his history. Cool.

- Otherwise no he doesn’t know what’s happening. He’s so happy to be there learning from you though! He really wants to give head btw.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

- The butterfly. He is more than happy to do all the work. You just have to lay there and take it. :)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

- He smiles at you during sex for sure. Not because anything is funny, but because he’s just happy. He’s also awkward, so he’s also uncomfortable smiling during sex, especially the first handful of times.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

- He doesn’t know how to shave.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

- Oh he’s a lover. He pours his heart into everything he does. Fucks you with love. Cooks for you with love. Goes down on you with love. All that.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

- Once a week. If he has time, then he does it more. He doesn’t go a week without cumming though. Unless you told him to.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

- Restraints. He thinks it’s so hot to be left at your mercy. It makes him fall in love tbh. Also would like tying your hands up in different ways. Usually in front where he can see them. He really likes elbows bent with hands in front of your face.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

- The bedroom. He likes the bath too, he doesn’t care if water gets everywhere. He probably fell once in the shower and won’t do it again.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

- Love <3

- No, seriously. He gets turned on whenever he sees his partner doing something intimate or domestic. He’s crazy.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- Anything involving sharp objects. He just doesn’t want those anywhere near the bedroom. + He doesn’t want to hurt you, badly.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

- He’s so good. And he LOVES it. He would eat pussy every day. He has great control over his tongue and can flick it just right. He doesn’t use his hands unless he’s holding onto you.

- Also sucks dick. He’s not scared.

- He likes getting head too, but he has to return the favor.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

- He’s a sensual guy overall. He switches it up. If he’s needy he can make it quick. But he likes to take his time.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

- He doesn’t mind at all. If he has to leave in 5 minutes, he’s making you cum in 3. He doesn’t prefer it though.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

- He loves trying new things. Especially with someone he trusts. He’s also pretty risky and wants to please you in any way he can.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

- He can go up to 3 on a typical day. He also doesn’t mind if he doesn’t finish. As long as he had a good time, he’s chill.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

- He doesn’t own any toys because he doesn’t think he needs them. A natural type of guy.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

- He never teases on purpose. He gives you what you want whenever you want it. If he teases you on accident, just tell him to hurry the fuck up. He will. <3

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

- He likes being loud. It turns him on to hear the two of you being needy together. Also doesn’t mind if you hear him moan. He dgaf.

- Also, he grunts when he’s on top. So hot.



W = Wild card (a random headcanon)

- He likes subbing for you. He thinks your so hot when you take control. Please sit on his face, please force him to be a service top, please handcuff him. He loves it.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

- Average. 5 inches. 5.3 on a good day. Not thick. Average dude.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

- He wants to fuck at least once a week. If less, then he’s scared you’re going to leave him. He’d like to fuck 4 times a week though. But he’s respectful and knows it’ll be better if he waits.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

- He’s not that tired when he finishes. Actually, he likes to wait until you fall asleep so he can watch you. <3

- He also might play LOL when you fall asleep. Hehe.

[hearteyesmcgarrett]

is it weird to just answer the ask meme questions without actual asks? probably, but i want to yell about fandom shit rn so you can't stop me

A - Ships that you currently like a lot. its obvious that im in a grimm fixation rn, so i have to say nick/monroe as a romantic ship (or nick/monroe/rosalee), and the whole gang as a platonic relationship. For SGA, i'm always a mcshep fan but i honestly enjoy any pairing of AR1. Anyone that has followed me for an extended period of time knows that im a mcdanno (H50) and leverage ot3 truther as well.

B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind. hmm, not sure? OH some folks doing the sga kinkmeme have mentioned john/cam and im very intrigued

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will. Rodney/Jennifer :( I love Jennifer, but the writers consistently changed her characterization and that relationship felt forced and weird (SGA)

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t. John/Elizabeth. I'm sorry! maybe its just because im gay af but to me their relationship felt like bffs, not romantic (SGA)

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what? I made that stargate cinnamon roll meme, if that counts

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom? ~10 years

G - Have you ever had an OTP? If so, do you remember your first one? Who was in it? i'm a multishipper for sure, but one of the first ships i remember really clearly was eric/ryan from csi miami (circa age like 12)

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)? TV!

I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why? I dont know that it was entirely tumblr, but yeah, Voltron. The fandom was truly fucking awful

J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over Tumblr. (You don’t have to care about it or follow it; it just has to be something that Tumblr made you aware of.) uhhhh, like every show tbh. 99% of the shows i watch came from tumblr or online friends

K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc? Eliot Spencer (Leverage)

L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves. hmm, I guess Adalind counts as a character who isnt one of my faves. She's a complex and interesting character, and its clear that a lot of her decisions come from a place of trauma. After having Diana it really shows that she does want to protect her and keep her safe (grimm)

M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend. Ronon (SGA), Hardison (Leverage), Teal'c (SG1), etc

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom 1. men showing emotions!!! (grimm does this well, thankfully) 2. on a similar note: depicting how the shit these characters get up to is traumatizing and how that impacts them long term 3. literally any canon queer rep. can we PLEASE have a show like stargate or grimm where one of the characters (especially a man) is canonically queer? is that so hard???

O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of? Forfeit by Rise Against always makes me think of ascended Daniel/Jack (SG1). Oh and ever since i saw a gifset with lyrics from it, Timberwolves at New Jersey by Taking Back Sunday makes me think of John (SGA)

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas). one of these fuckin days i am going to write a baseball SGA AU

Q - A fandom you’ve abandoned and why. As previously mentioned: Voltron because the fan base was toxic and awful

R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom? all my favorite fandoms are themed around found family so this is so hard lmao. Nick & Hank (Grimm), Eliot & Harry (Leverage Redemption), Harry & Breanna (LR), Don & Charlie if brothers count (Numb3rs), etc

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon anyone who reads my H50 fics knows that i will fuckin die on the hill that Danny has an anxiety disorder

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending?  besides anxious danny, I'd say John having ADHD (SGA), and Monroe being bi (Grimm) are two right off the top of my head

U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites 1. Steve McGarrett (H50) - he's been through so much shit, but he's still so damn loyal and protective and kind. He's such a good dude who is just traumatized beyond belief. 2. Charlie Eppes (Numb3rs) - besides the fact that i am CONVINCED he has ADHD, he's just so fucking loving and passionate about his work and the people he loves. he balances out the hardness of Don and the gang with the sheer size of his heart 3. Eliot Spencer (Leverage) - basically the same reason as steve. I have a type.

V - Which character do you relate to most? this is tough. probably Daniel (SG1) - esp early seasons - because of similar worldviews and interests and personalities, and Danny (H50) because of similar personalities

W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom. MISCOMMUNICATION!! its so frustrating.

X - A trope which you are almost certain to love in any fandom. im a big ol softie so i love stuff like mutual pining, hurt/comfort, etc.

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms Good Omens is a big one rn lmao. I've read the book but haven't watched the show. Also, Daredevil probably. I watched at least the first season years ago, but haven't seen anything beyond that. I still enjoy seeing people's posts about it and i read fic sometimes

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go! im so cranky rn about the lack of depiction of trauma/mental illness/neurodivergence/etc in fandoms where its to be expected. like with Grimm rn, you give Nick PTSD and sensory enhancements but then suddenly forget about them?? that's not how that works! Or why is it always just hinted at that characters are ND? why is it so hard to just be like 'yeah no x has ADHD (or whatever)'? i want to be able to actually have complex/tough/interesting/etc protags that are ALSO neurodiverse. if we're all reading John as having ADHD (SGA) or Parker being autistic (leverage) anyways, why can't these things just be intentionally part of the character

[periodiccompletionist]

sorry about the decline in post frequency lately yall. its not bc of burnout or anything like that its just that i cant find any good posts to do the gimmick on. like everything that is of significant size and would potentially be worth it is the kind of post that it would be inappropriate for me to be putting a gimmick on. btw you can just give me literally any block of text you want like a copypasta or a wikipedia article or some shit and ill do it

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[moonchildstyles]

uh okay okay thank u very much!! and uh.. i know this is probably way too bold since im new here but all these horny asks im a little… and someone mentioned “filling up” and prosecco h and… i’m so so sorry i can’t stop thinking about him pushing in and out of her veeeery slowly and she’s like h please 🥺 and we’re on the teasing game right so he would be smirking cause he’s giving it to her but at the same time not and just yeah baby just wanna be full of me hm? 😔 and maybe now he made a little pause only the t*p inside and she’s like yes yes yes please 🥺 and he oh pretty please yeah? gonna be my princess and take it all for me hm? 😔 and he takes it out a little and rubs on her like up and down slow circles😔 and she’s nodding very fast so he slowly pushes in and stretches her and it’s all so good their mouths hanging open she just feels soo full and lowy whines coming from her and when he’s fully inside like that’s it pretty that’s my girl 😔 all full of me now, hm? that’s what u wanted right? 😔and they’re going at it and it’s soo filthy but he’s also so sweet like pounding into her and giving her cheeks little kisses the little hairs on his face tickling her neck 😔 i could also mention how if they were going bare he would just yeah love doing so good gonna take all my c*m too hm? but i’m actually gonna sit down and humble myself i’m feeling very inappropriate rn 🌸

okay SORRY about the ask i just sent idk what is happening okay !!! u don’t need to post it if you don’t feel comfortable i just… im gonna explode and i totally blame the other anons. hope u have a great day moonie 🌸

you are..........you have a vision that is so true and correct and im literally feeling so clinically insane like having her promise that she'll take it that she really means it:( "you really want all of me baby? want my whole cock pretty?" and the pretty please and wet eyes and gasps would be soooooo everything to him like he would wish he could take a picture :( and it goes from that slow teasing and the bit w his just tip in or something to literally just pounding her into the mattress w her eyes closed and letting him kiss all over and he would love to kiss her pretty mouth but shes moaning to much :( can't kiss him back like this:( but maybe he gets a little giggle from her w the way his hair tickles her:( but it melts away so quick w a snap of his hips against hers:( but oh ymg GOD GOING BARE:(((((((((((((( having her promise to take all of his cum and hold it for him :(

[kurooisant]

nsfw alphabet // michael afton x gn!reader

CW: smut, nsfw, minors dni, 18+ 

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he’s an absolute sweetheart, checking if ur okay n if he hurt u in anyway. he will literally smother u with his love after sex. if u want to take a bath then right away he will run a bath for u, but if u just want to sleep then he will clean u up n cuddle with u.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

tbh i can definitely see him liking his hands? idk but this man can do WONDERS lemme tell u, his hands may be rough bc of the hard work he does to repair his father’s creations but he holds u as if u might break in his hands if he’s too harsh.  popular headcanon but he loves ur thighs, big, medium or small he doesn’t care he loves them sm. he will fuck ur thighs btw, he finds it hella hot. (also xtra thing if ur afab when he’s eating u out he will push you thighs together while his head is still in-between ur legs, he just loves the feeling.) 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he will cum on ur stomach or back

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he wants to cum in u but too scared to ask so he doesn’t also wants to one day try cockwarming ! maybe if he brings u to work with him? but ofc, waaay to scared to ask.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i mean he’s prolly kinda experienced, maybe a few one night stands here n there so he’s not completely clueless. but as he gets to know u he knows how to please u lets just say.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

missionary, he loves seeing ur face while he’s on top n when he’s bottom he loves to see ur face while ur fucking him :) butterfly, he loves ur thighs like i said before, this just makes him feel so fuzzy when he fucks u like this.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

first time with u: it was pretty serious, but there were funny moments here n there.

in general: he thinks that sex is very intimate, so he’s pretty serious about it.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he cares, but doesn’t shave fully. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he’s very romantic, he’s very soft with u almost as if ur putty in his hands. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he’ll jack off if ur busy or not feeling up to it, or maybe if ur gone for too long.  he’d def jerk off during work hours when he’s missing u :)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

can’t think of any rn :( sry 

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

bedroom, couch, maybe the kitchen counter(?), basically at home (and maybe at work if u were to go with him one day)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

bro if u wear something that reveals ur thighs, lord he’s hard as a rock. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

anything that could hurt u like impact play or smth

he doesn’t want to hurt u at all

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he likes giving more than receiving, he just wants to make u feel good. istg if u praise this man will go feral.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

tbh slow n sensual at first but if u want him to go faster and rougher he’ll do it

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

doesn’t like them but also doesn’t mind them either.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

risks are a big no, but he does like to experiment.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

maybe like 2-4 rounds? 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he tried to get toys, but when he walked into an adult store he got super embarrassed and ran out. (modern au xtra: he also tried to buy some online, same thing happened he got embarrassed, shut his computer off and covered his red face with his hand)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

i would say he’s pretty fair, time to time he likes to tease.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

oh yea no he’s VERY loud.

loud moans, whimpering, u name it, he just can’t control himself n his moans. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

one time he tried to initiate but instead ended up crying bc he was scared of hurting u :( 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

prolly like 6.5-7 inches, girth pretty thick but not too thick if yk what i mean.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

it’s a pretty decent sex drive, but if u have a high sex drive he might not be able to catch up with u.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

if he goes for 4 rounds he is falling asleep on the spot, but overall n in general it takes him some time before falling asleep. 

[mythicalshipping]

There are people who are Not Okay after today’s episode of GMM, and mother effin’ liars. 

I need to get this out of my system before 2 PM PT. 

SO. 

THIS WHOLE EP I WAS LIKE:

Me on the outside 

Me on the inside

Ep thoughts will be under a cut because of length (if ya know what I mean ;) )

No, like actually, I literally look like 800 screenshots or something.

So after seeing that thumbnail I was like...what...exactly are they gonna be doing that is r*sque?!?!

Them watching the video they will be recreating and y’all...I just simply cannot. Barely into this vid and I already cannot. 

Link being h*rny af on main, and Rhett just staring at him. KAY. OKAY. THIS IS FINE AND NORMAL.

More like (h*rny nervous laughter). 

Is this projection? Am I projecting? 

Link just wanting Rhett to look at him while he speaks filth for “content.” ;) 

Link, if there was a contest for “least subtlety”...

Only the purest of thoughts today here folks. 

WHY IS DAVIN SO HOT LIKE SHUT UP DAVIN

Idk for sure with accounting for how many jump cuts there were this ep but did Link seem to get his shirt unbuttoned like unreasonably fast?

...I feel like I’ve read this fic before. 

Rhett was legit offering and then he tried to backpedal so freaking hard. Don’t even pretend you wouldn’t say yes sir. 

This is...is my post gonna get flagged by this site? XD This looks more like a thumbnail for a Video Recorded Grown Up Hugging Hub site. 

Is this also in the same realm of pretending you don’t like to receive back massages from your best friend?

The SOUND he MADE y’all am I even allowed to be watching this?!?!

Link didn’t need to say “Yeah!” like that, and Rhett didn’t need to respond like that but HERE WE FREAKING ARE. WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK. 

Rhett “I'm trying not to have feelings right now or stare at him directly by looking at him in the monitor and trying to explain my feelings away with science McLaughlin.” 

Someone is having a <i>time</i> this ep...

Rhett can only stare at the monitor as he tries to stand with his legs apart and keep his hands inconspicuously in front of him.

The tightness in Rhett’s tone and the way he immediately leans back from Link, like he doesn’t think he will be able to take it if Link looks at him in any number of ways. 

These NOISES. Can’t be GME because it’s on YouTube so let’s just call this one Good Mythical Afternoon Tea(T). 

This would make such a filthy-looking thumbnail. 

Jenga today served as a literal c*ck b*ock amirght?

RHETT SHUT UP YOU ARE MAKING IT WORSE (BETTER?)

Why do you need to know this so badly Rhett?

I mean, what if he s*anked you at the same time? Also please stop sounding so breathless I can’t. 

WHY DID HE SAY IT THIS WAY? ALL TREMBLEY AND HOT AND BOTHERED PLS HALP?

This is weirdly intimate...

OH HEAVENS. I’ve never seen a pic that so fully captures the phrase “c*me ON me bro.” 

WHAT?!?!?! ARE WE GONNA SEE HIS FULL MCLAUGHLONG??!? IS THIS ALLOWED?!?!?

I mean he *did* vow to allow Link to touch a sharp object some time within the rest of his life so...

This is like William Sonoma: After Hours p*rn.

Or maybe it’s Good Mythical Kitchen: What they do when Josh is away.

BRUH. LINK. WHY’D YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT. WHY. 

More like DIK TOK.

Rhett saying this...and all I can think of is that “girls putting their hair in ponytails” meme...>.>

Whoa whoa WHOA what?!?! (I wonder just how far Rhett’s competitiveness goes tbh...*looks at fic writers*)

When just thinking about The D is enough to knock you down. 

I’m...this screen cap is truly So Much. 

Okay apparently Rhett is also an e*hibitionist. 

Your CLIENT?!?! What in the RP and/or AU fic is this?

OH. MY. GOD. <3 

THIS WHOLE TIME LINK IS JUST SAYING THINGS LIKE...

TF IS THIS PH?!?!?!

Ah yes, always the first totally normal thing to come to mind. SURE RHETT. 

Okay but...the SYMBOLISM?!?! THE INTRICATE RITUALS?!?! ?????DSFSDAsdfa

Link being all encouraging at the end ;-;

When you’re too scared to outright flirt with your bro so you just compliment him...

...but your bro has a praise k*nk. 

What in the 2008 CGI looking a**...

O.O WHAT. WHAT?!?!?!

Oh good lord...I...

What Rhett and Jessie said to Link before they offered to lend him their “clothes pins” while they watched him sort his mail.

...Of freaking course it is. 

The burning UST in the way they look at each other. 

The fact that this is the *second* game they’ve come up with where a ball gets bounced off of the other guy’s trouser treasures. 

...Y’ALL. 

Y’ALL. 

Is this real life?

We can’t have a Just for Fans because then what would we do on our main channel?

The physical positioning of it all...

The MOAN here though?!??!!??!?!

...

HE HIT THE FLOOR (HE HIT THE FLOOR)  NEXT THING YOU KNOW LINKY GOT LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW

...I have no words. Omfg. OMFG.

OKAY BUT THIS IS JUST STRAIGHT UP P*RN. 

You hungry Rhett? I know you like having something in your mouth. While I am not yet ready to present my dissertation on Rhett Has An O*al Fixation, I’m sure one of my esteemed colleagues has. 

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. I SEEN IT. 

REALLY?!?!? THE SLO-MO?!?!?

...WHAT THE ACTUAL FLIP DO YOU MEAN BY “IN OUR LIVES?!?!” “IN OUR LIVES?!?!” AS IN LIKE “OH YEAH WE ARE GONNA ADD SOME OF THIS STUFF TO OUR HIDE AND SEEK DATE NIGHT.” 

Whew. Y’all I think I need to lie down before I even attempt to watch the More. 

[satoruxx]

KDIDBSOSBSBJS *SCREAMING INTO YOUR INBOX*

RHEYA???? WHAT YOU JUST SENT ME?? THE TALENT?? DODBSJSISJ IM

S P E E C H L E S S

YALL I LITERALLY SAW IT AND I BEGAN TO SCREAM AND GIGLGE AND MSILE AND JFDBISWJBS

IN CONCLUSION; IM A MESS RN

ITS SO BEAUTIFUL OFMG THE FACE THE HAIR THE CLOTHES CHANGSHENG BAIZHU DISBSKOSBSJSJSJ

I FELL EVEN MORE FOR HIM NEIWNSIA

AND FOR YOU TOO.

RHEYA BE PREPARED FOR A GIFT IN EXCHANGE TOMORROW LATER IDK BUT YOU WILL GET SOMETHING.

I AM GOING FERAL AND INSANE RN AND SJODHSJKS

WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I WILL K

EEP IT IN MY INBOX FOREVER

I LOVE YOU AND TAKE CARE ❤️💞💞💞 (Kavehs loves you too, he told me 🫶🥰)

KSGSKSS STOP IM GLAD YOU LIKED IT IVE BEEN WORKING ON COLORING AND RENDERING IT THIS EVENING HEHE

anything for you <33

ALSO DKDHSKD NO WAIT DONT FEEL LIKE YOU NEED TO GIVE ME ANYTHING IN RETURN

I DID THIS FOR YOU BC I WANTED TO MWAH 💕

ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU MORE (tell him i love him back 🤭)

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

(I think I forgot this a second ago, I'm very behind lol)

Ope

O P E CARLOS AAAHHHHHHH HE'S SCREAMING

OHHH NO NO NO NO NO C'MON

NOOOO THE MUSIC

WAIT IS THIS WHEN SHE'S GONNA HOLD A KNIFE AGAINST IS THROAT

AAHHHHHH IT IS ISN'T IT

WAIT NO N O OH RIGHT IT'S EMPTY PHEW

AAAHHHHHHHHHH Y E P THERE'S THE KNIFE

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 CARLOSSSS

He don't deserve this 😭😭😭😭 :'(((

My poor boyyyyy 😭😭😭😭

A H the pharmacy

NOOO we don't have TIME FOR THATTT

P H E W okay

"He dumped the car" SLGJDHKLS TK like you're right but just saying it out in the open like in public lol XD

Awww Carlos :'((

Bestie I ain't worried about who he used to be XD

UH OH

THERE HE IS

Hmm maybe his father?

Ope no :o

Oh daaang, that must've HURT xd

AHHH (awh not aah) so he blamed it on herrrr

I mean are we really sure she didn't do it lol

OPE he's about to be there 😬😬😬😰🤮

Throwing up from stress XD

Legitimately I've had nervous butterflies since like 6:00 lol

Bestie. He is insane xD

I mean not literally but he is A MURDERER

Mother's love and all that but LADY xd

Awww he does love his mom :'))

But also Carlos you're perpetuating the whole situation here xD

QOVIRNQUKCLM AND THEY'RE BRINGING G W Y N UP IN ALL OF THIS TOO???!!??!?? WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO DO, KILL ME????!?!!?

I can't quote it exactly but 😭😭😭😭😭 that but about how much TK loved Gwyn 😭😭😭💔❤️❤️ <333333.

Awww yeah :'((( so she did notice

GIRL H E WON'T BE AT THE WEDDING

WAIT is he gonna say that like yk Gwyn loved TK and yk the wedding isn't gonna be able to happen or whatever yk smth along those lines idek rn-

A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H

Y E S H E I S S S S S S

😭😭😭😭😭😭 GWYN'S LOVE TRANSFERRING TO HIM AAAHHHHHHHH

BECAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH OF IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

C'MON LADY I KNOW YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AND THAT COMPOUNDED WITH THE MOTHERHOOD STUFF 😭😭😭

A A H the police are leaving

A A A A H H H H H H Y E S S S S S S!!!! SHE'S LETTING CARLOS GO :DDDD

But there's no WAY her son's not about to come in xd 😬😬😬😭😭

Awww Carlos :'((( 😭 <33

A A H YEP THERE HE IS

A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H Y E S S S S S S S CARLOS GOOOO

FIGHT HIM FIGHT HIM FIGHT HIM

Carlos is a COP and he can FIGHT YOU

Glad we're getting to see it :D even though I hope he's not totally free on his own and all good just bc TK the drama xDD

AAAAHHHHHHHHH N O O O THE MORPHINE

C'MON C'MON C'MON

YESSSS

WAIT CARLOS NO NOOOO NO NO NO SHE LOVES HER SON REMEMBER

CARLOS STOP SHE LOVES HIM ABOVE ALL ELSE-

A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H T H E M O R P H I N E E E E!!!!!

GIRL NOOOO

I TOLD YOU 😭😭😭😭

She loves him too dang much to let you do that to him 😭😭😭

NoooOOOOO c'mon Carlos 😭😭😭😬 we KNOW that was too much DDD':

A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H G A B R I E L A N D T K!!!!

Y E S S S S S S S

C'MON SEE HIM SEE HIM SEE HIM 😭😭😭

YESSSS TKKKKK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 :'DDDDDDD

Y'ALL LITERALLY THEMMMMMM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

A A A A H NOOOO

A H YES HE FOUND IT C'MON C'MON

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH NO IS TK ABOUT TO START CHEST COMPRESSIONS I CAN'T HANDLE SEEING THAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭💔❤️

A A A H YES W H E R E ' S B A C K U P

AAHHHHHH RIGHT THEY NEED NARCAN

C'MON PLEASEEEE HURRY 😭😭😭

[madeimpact]

𝐌𝐔𝐍 𝐀𝐁𝐂𝐒 !

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a    —    age : 23

b    —    birthplace : California

c    —    current  time :  9:30 PM

d    —    drink  you  had  last : ...Water I’m boring

e    —    easiest  person ( s )  to  talk  to :  Is it a cop out to just say my friends generally. Especially a bunch of y’all

f    —    favourite  song ( s ) : Oh gdi it’s so hard to pick especially in the wake of me discovering a bunch of new songs for muse playlists lately — uhhh I got rlly into Ranking of Kings so rn BOY is a bop, Teo - Omoi, also literally the whole Hadestown soundtrack

g    —    ghosts ;    are  they  real ? : Yes imo! Not every floating speck of dust or creaky door is a ghost tho.

h    —    horror  yes ,   or  horror  no ? :  Psychological / existential horror ABSOLUTELY yes, I will watch analyses of whatever Local58 copycat is popular atm like nobody’s business. I fuckin hate being jumpscared though and intense gore makes me squeamish so y’know, fun! Literally the only reason I was able to get into ddlc enough to muse Sayori was by watching other people play it and laughing at their overdone reactions to jumpscares lmao

i    —    in  love  ? : Nope

j    —    jealous  of  people ? : Probably in passing but not actively jealous of any one specific person atm? If that even makes sense

k    —    killed  someone ? : No?

l    —    love  at  first  sight ,   or  should  i  walk  by  again ? : In high school I used to have this rlly pretentious thing about how love at first sight is just infatuation and not actually love. I’m not that insufferable anymore but it’s still a no from me dawg

m    —    middle  name ( s ) : JAYDE, yes my parents did the whole “put in a Y and it’s a unique new name now” thing

n    —    number  of  siblings :   Two brothers, one older one younger

o    —    one  wish :  Anxiety begone please holy fuck

p    —    person  you  last  called   /   texted :  @fairymint​ hiiii

q    —    question  you’re  always  asked :  “how tall are you” :’)

r    —    reasons  to  smile : CUTE ANIMALS!!! And random acts of kindness!

s    —    song  you  listened to  last : Looks at my spotify. Oh dear. Angel of Darkness. Really exposing myself and the dp playlist rn

t    —    top  three to four fictional  characters : Shinji Ikari, Lucas (Mother 3), and my two feathered scrimblos on here.

u    —    underwear  colour :  Black. Also, gross?

v    —    vacation : I guess my last vacation was for AX? Even though it was literally just me and my cousin crashed in my apartment since it was nearby. If that doesn’t count then I went to Chicago to visit her and work on cosplay stuff a few weeks prior

w    —    when’s  your  birthday ? : March 23rd

x    —    x - rays :  I can’t even remember the last time I got an x-ray of like, a major body part, but I feel like I did at some point when I was really young. The last one I got was probably at the dentist but that’s not exciting info.

y    —    your  favourite  food : Salmon!

z    —    zodiac  sign :   Aries

[iambecomeyourvillain]

ohmygod WHY? why do they keep getting so sexualized? Like- come onnn!! The plot is AMAZING but im so mad at literally everyone?

someone should hand them a FREAKING GUIDEBOOK or show them where tf is the library

and dont get me started with nearly every dude- EWW

Why wont they just read about their powers and parents? JESUS CHRIST YOU TWO!!

no i kNOW right???

they're gonna start exploiting the library from the second book onwards just wait.

also about not reading up info on their parents— i don't think they're ready for that rn. I'm on the 4th book and darcy just decided that she's ready to go visit the palace at least. smh. and tory still refuses to

do Not get me started on the guys ugh especially seth. i want to fucking stab seth in the eye with a blunt pencil

darius and caleb are better now though. i love darius actually. and caleb is all sunshine and fun it's kinda nice (for now atleast. he's good to tory. but i still can't wait for darius and tory to get together already because their chemistry >>>>>>>) max is... max is. you'll see (geraldine deserves a crown of her own)

seth tho. p a t h e t i c

i hear he's supposed to get better or something but i don't see any chances if it happening anytime soon

and lance is. lance i s. i loVE HIM