i don’t know about anyone else’s thriftstores but mine always has cotton sundresses for so cheap like 3-7 bucks and usually they are 50-75% off and where have they been all my life??
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they need to invent magic.spell that flosses and brushes my teeth for me and also tuckes me into bed soso cozy
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realizing that when ppl say “one piece animation gets good around episode—“ they fail to mention that it also means every girl is given watermelon titties and every trace of skin tone is lightened to the point that PIRATES who spent most their time outside in the SUN look anemic
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NEW BIRTHDAY THEME IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
BIRTHDAY SLUMBER PARTY, HERE WE COME
I think the theme is more loungewear than straight-up pajamas, but hey, I'm not complaining! (and -- look, we still have the groovies, I'm not giving up hope for animal kigurumi until I gotta)
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favorite experience gotta be when I walk outside with the intent of being a professional grown adult and forget I'm wearing my jackbox sans ketamine shirt
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i think everyone deserves to have sex with someone who treats you like you’re the most precious thing on the planet
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