went to god knows how many stores to try and find a nintendo switch lite, but god forbid my dumbass forgets that christmas is literally sunday
anyway i ordered it online and got a case too
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Tim Wright hotboxes his car in the parking lot of one of the motels and they're room is down a long corridor and a flight of stairs and it's Friday night so it's weirdly busy and social convention in a conservative small town demands that Stinky schizoaffective stoners keep it, largely to themselves,. So there is a lot of staring. And he's wearing his pajama pants and no binder so his godDamn boobs are jiggling massively around because he just wanted to step out of the claustrophobic Hotel Room for a half hour and get stoned. Because he's nice enough not to smoke in the room (read: he doesn't want to pay a $500 fee). But that consideration doesn't spare him from the ire of. Blonde people.
Bonus Jam moment: Tim i's holding Jay's hand in a death grip and pulling him in the direction he Thinks they should go but Jay is also squeezing Tim's hand and tugging desperately and he's mouthbreathing because he has post nasal drip and Tim is. Trying. to breathe through his nose. They're not sure who's pulling who in what direction. But thank God they made it to the elevator and there wasn't any blonde people there. This time.
∆(authors note: the Stank Ass pajama pants are from middle school.)
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Six Sentences Sunday! On Monday! Or Sunday still if you're in Hawaii.
Note to self: Do not try to write and do a WIP post on Tumblr in the same night. It won't happen. (Sigh.)
Thank you @ivelovedhimthroughworse, @katmiscellanious, @shrekgogurt, @you-remind-me-of-the-babe, and @rimeswithpurple for the tags today! I'm looking forward to reading/seeing what everyone is working on! Also thank you to everyone who's tagged me since my last Sunday post. Even when I can't post, I love tags - they help make sure I see the posts I really want to see.
I'm still (slowly) plugging away at my "Embrace the Silence" WIP. (Which has a dozen titles, depending on what song I'm listening to at the given moment.) Basics: Canon divergence fic exploring the ramifications of Baz successfully stealing Simon's voice in fifth year.
Side note: I got to see the touring company of Hamilton on Friday, and this whole setup gives me serious A. Burr/A. Ham vibes. But I could be projecting XD
13 whole sentences because it's gotta cover two whole weeks most likely. >.> (Fiona is driving Baz back to Watford. Reluctantly. As is her way.)
“It’s enemy territory,” she said after a minute, ignoring a stop sign, and forgoing the use of her turn signal. “The Mage had you kidnapped by numpties. Morgana only knows what he could try next, and you’re stuck in a bloody masochistic haze of self-destruction.”
She wasn't entirely wrong, on either point. The Mage truly does resent my continued existence. It’s his right. The one thing, perhaps, we both agree on.
“What if I’m simply keeping my enemies close,” I said, doing my best to stretch my leg out in the cramped backseat. “And how exactly did you determine the Mage’s culpability in my kidnapping?”
She shrugged, meeting my eyes briefly in the rearview mirror. “Why wouldn’t it be him. He’s capable of anything.”
So are we.
I promise/hope really hard my fic won't be all angst, all the time. Levity happens when I'm able to spend time writing, getting into character, writing daily - things I'm not quite able to do yet. (Probably because I'm on Tumblr and Discord too much. It's basically the trolley problem on a less life-threatening scale.) So for now, it's angst, relatively pure and uncut.
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i fucked up at work [*] guys is any of you italian/french and could help me translate a few lines of christmas wishes 😭
EDIT: it's done, thank you so much <3
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i won’t screenshot the dms bc i don’t feel like opening the latest message but EYE posted on my story abt the tiktok pictured below basically about how i got horny thinking abt someone working through a difficult math problem lol don’t worry abt that anyway sam slides up bc i cut part of it out so as to avoid insta censors and my slight embarrassment lol and was like does that say c*m and i was like well yes and then he was like haha what you’re into math… girl u have to walk w the thought process 😑 which i know you’re incapable of anyway so i vaguely responded like ah yeah what being away from stem for so long will do to u and he responds with like ten messages. including. ‘you gotta do it yourself’ that’s not the point 🙄 ‘you know how i’m terrible at talking to women’ wow really ‘so i realized i can calculate the speed of cum’ ‘bc i have some data’ DID I ASK?????!???!?!!!?!!!!! hello there’s oversharing and then there’s this… does the girl you’re having sex with know you share to this extent. and then he said how he accidentally brought this up to someone irl to be like haha awk whoops and i was like yeah well there r times where perhaps we need to self censor. and then i also get a message that’s like ‘hang on im doing the math’ IM NEVER EVER EVER GONNA BE ATTRACTED TO U I HOPE U KNOW THAT SCREAAMMMMM (and u need to know bc he’s genderfluid. im only using one set of pronouns for clarity on here ok i promise im not a dick. but he thinks he’s like. an exception for lesbians basically… like he doesn’t Count…. and like look im no essentialist im all for like freaky gender sex but also at so many other turns you do take advantage of being seen as a white male so. i don’t. yeah.) he’s kind of like the creepy dude at the edge of the friend group in high school named matt who would constantly harass me and my ex but like tried to be so lowk abt it. and it’s so bad basically. ‘17mph is crazy’ i hope you fall in an intersection sorry i can’t do this anymore 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 so pissed i have to see him tmrw i should be able to watch mmxxl w scully in peace
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I’ve been debating making this text post for some time now but I really could use some advice (mainly from trans folk or fellow nonbinary peeps)
How do you politely tell someone you don’t like being referred to as a specific gendered term? Rn it’s mainly been bothering me a lot that someone (an older guy, maybe 40-50) at work refers to me as a lady or part of a group of ladies and I just ughhh I don’t like it but idk how to like…voice this🥲
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