Bdubs: Do you perhaps know how much leather a horse gives? Like if they die? Is it the same amount as a cow?
Joel, who loves the sound of horses dying: I wouldn’t know Bdubs, cause I’ve never killed a horse.
Bdubs: you wouldn’t know?
Joel: No, yeah see that’s the thing…. But if I were to guess I’d probably say it’s around 3 leather depending on if you have looting, but that is just completely a guess
Bdubs, disgusted: YOU SICK FREAK
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The sun's light can burn.(LMK)
You admire the sun's light
but
You flew too close to the sun.
Oh, little moth why do you fly so close.
Don't you know?
I'm no one.
Do you view me as the sun?
Do I shine so bright you want to be by that light?
Oh, little moth you have so much passion.
Oh, little moth why do you fly so close.
Don't you know?
To never fly so close.
The sun rose.
You are flying so near.
Don't you see so clearly?
You flew too close to the sun.
Now you are stunned.
You are falling with tethered wings.
With so many feelings.
Now strings are pulling you away from the light.
You are no longer in flight!
Oh, little moth where did you go?
Where everywhere is snow?
No this isn't any glow.
Did the wind blow you away?
Are you now astray?
The darkness is better you say?
You rather stay.
All I say is okay.
(Also if you ever want to use this moth Mac design. Go ahead! Just credit so I can see your awesome art :3)
Oh boy you have no idea how long this idea was just a sketch. With college, markets, and so much family stuff. I just whoop! So happy it done because honestly thinking of making it a print when I release my monkie kid key-chains I got planned for the new year.
This piece honestly is my favorite. I tried to get it before the end of 2023 but finished it on the 2nd. Just the fact I haven't seen many moth Macaque and the idea just taking over my mind.
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the thing about the 11th doctor is that moffat's horny ass writing somehow doesn't keep him from being the most asexual character of all time, so he comes across as one of those people who flirts incessantly with everything that moves but gets cold feet and has no idea how to handle it when someone actually shows interest in them in return. which is to say they're very relatable to me personally because I am also often like this
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Originally I was only going to draw the meme pose but then the second image came to mind and it was too good to pass up lol
Second image without the blur:
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Back in winter 2022 I started working on a comic of one of my favorite nsfw oneshots, Practical Demonstration, made like five pages, and then promptly dropped it cause I was still in the midst of Art Block From Hell, among other reasons
but the fic series recently got an update and I read it on a flight last week, which has renewed the brainworms :)
The comic's FAR from finished (I've thumbnailed the entire thing and it comes out to twenty-eight pages, while I have thirteen of those pages in varying stages of completion) but I've been having a lot of fun working on it and forcing myself to try and learn new things (backgrounds/environments, in this case) in the pursuit of Harvey Smut LOL
I thought I'd post some WIP shit here, in case ADHD gets my ass and I end up dropping it again 😭 pray for me
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now taking a break of talking about my little man to actually address the game: it looks pretty amazing so far. melinoë plays much differently from zagreus, which was a welcome change - it feels fresh and new instead of just a rehash.
the new characters are really good too. with all due respect, i'm finding melinoë more compelling than zagreus as a protagonist. she has a lot more pressure on her shoulders and is still quite naive about the world and her circumstances. she's more serious and subdued and has a lot of space to grow in the game as she learns, i think.
but i think the most interesting part of it so far is that from some of the dialogues i've seen, the war against chronos may not be as black and white as it first appears. chronos will still probably be a douchebag but they're also putting a lot of time in showing us that, to the mortals, the gods might be worse than he is.
some mortals are siding with him to bring back a 'golden age', a time which aphrodite described being boring because 'nothing happened' (meaning, it was a lot more peaceful). nemesis also straight up states that mortals had it better when chronos ruled compared to now, and appears conflicted over that, saying that maybe what happened to them was their long overdue comeuppance.
and there is, of course, arachne, who is the most vocal about mistrusting the gods ever since she was cursed by athena, and unlike sisyphus, orpheus, achilles and dusa, who were all punished by gods but gracefully resigned to their roles and accepted their fates to the best of their abilities until zagreus intervened, arachne hates what was done to her and suffers because of it even now. she remains a friend to melinoë, but her discomfort with how she's being aided by the olympians does not go away, at least for now.
aside from all of that, hecate and odysseus are plotting something that involves 'attacking olympus', which seems to disturb melinoë until hecate corrects herself to say 'attack, defend... all the same'. so really, i'm curious to see where they're taking all of this.
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