#it's here baby

[ask-firespiritcookie]

Royal he just got home!!! at least give him time to sleep before talking to him!

Royal: Fine then. I can tell you had an...eventful night and you are exhausted. Proper rest is important. I'll leave you to it.

Knight: ...Thanks...

[The Next Day]

FS: When did I get home??? What time is it??? Why am I on the couch??

? There's a note on the table. Maybe that will explain it?

FS: ...It's such a good drawing though. I guess they didn't completely abandon EVERYTHING they learned in heaven.

Well, Devil clearly doesn't want to hang out so...

[One Flight to the Royal Castle Later]

Knight: What? What are you gawking at???

FS: I...I just haven't seen you wear that outfit in a long time. I think the last was...when you had long hair.

Knight: Well, today is a "special occasion". Not that I think I should dress up like this for it, but it's what he expects.

FS: Special occasion? He? What's going on?

Knight: *heavy sigh*

My brother came back.

[EVENT START: Family Gathering]

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You know, I reblogged a thing earlier about how most readers at publication wouldn’t assume Lucy was being bitten by Dracula, since most of the popular tropes at the time would point to Victorian Dying Woman Disease. Besides, it wasn’t established how vampires feed.  

However, I... don’t completely agree? Just from the book, we Know Dracula was gorged with blood, specifically, and Lucy’s wounds had little points of blood. And Lucy is getting worse at the same time she’s getting regularly visited by a bat, right after getting attacked by Obviously Dracula. I mean, YMMV, but I think Stoker’s making it clear what’s happening with Lucy.

What I think we’re missing by not knowing the tropes, however, is that I believe the readers at the time would be Aware that is Dracula, but they would instantly realize the *characters* are going to blame it on Victorian Dying Woman Disease.

After all, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and flies like a duck, you’re going to assume Duck, not Shapeshifter From Hell.

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MX ZACK MORRISON I SWEAR TO-

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I am currently absolutely losing it listen.

I took out from the library the Spanish translation of Dracula, because what better thing to do after reading Dracula than reread it in my language. I flipped to today's note, because curious. And then I got to the Holmward line, and I died.

The OG: "[...] which we could all look back on without despair, for Godalming and Seward are both happily married."

The more natural (in Stoker's heterosexual meaning) translation: "...que ahora podemos rememorar sin desesperación, porque tanto Godalming como Seward están felizmente casados." (Empathizes each one, separately, are happily married.)

The absolute Gigachad of a translation I read: "...que ahora podemos rememorar sin desesperación, porque Godalming y Seward se han casado, y son felices." (Literally just. Art and Seward got married and are happy. There is literally no way to read this heterosexually unless you have the world's thickest Straight glasses.)

Anyway I hope translator Francisco Torres Oliver has all the bitches he wants of any gender he likes them.

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[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[daisywords]

One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.

[snoopcar]

its a gender thing okay!

[salt-baby]

yes, doctors suck, but also "the medical ethics and patient interaction training doctors receive reinforces ableism" and "the hyper competitive medical school application process roots out the poor, the disabled, and those who would diversify the field" and "anti-establishment sentiment gets applications rejected and promotions requests denied, weeding out the doctors on our side" and "the gruesome nature of the job and the complete lack of mental health support for medical practitioners breeds apathy towards patients" and "insurance companies often define treatment solely on a cost-analysis basis" and "doctors take on such overwhelming student loan debt they have no choice but to pursue high paying jobs at the expense of their morals" are all also true

none of this absolves doctors of the truly horrendous things they say and do to patients, but it's important to acknowledge that rather than every doctor being coincidentally a bad person, there is something specific about this field and career path that gives rise to such high prevalence of ableist attitudes

and I WILL elaborate happily

[queenpawbeans]

Halffoot and Tallmen babies comparisan drawing by Ryoko Kui

[lazylittledragon]

if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

[seagiri]

can i be sad here for a moment

[bacchuschucklefuck]

beautiful! majestic!

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

[xignis]

ok

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Pizza sim’s plot is just the Afton’s fighting

[bamsara]

Oh my god

[ambrosiagourmet]

Not sure how widely recognized this is but it’s fucking wild to me that miss kui just quietly snuck in the fact that most (if not all) of the differences between races only exist because of wishes they made to the Winged Lion.

Dwarves being strong? Lion wish. Elves being good at magic? Lion wish. All lifespan differences???? Lion wish, babey!

Not that the elves superiority shtick isn’t already BS, but it’s even funnier with the context that the only difference between them and humans is that, thousands of years ago, their leaders made a greedier wish to the demon that wanted to eat them.

[littlefankingdom]

Talia introduced Damian to Bruce as "their second child", and now Bruce is mentally panicking because there's another one, somewhere, when this unspoken first child is Jason.