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lordrei · 2 years ago

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FORKS AND HANDS

#prev #RICE DISCOURSE YEAAHHHH #ok so basically no #rice won't fall through the fork just cause of the spaces #rice is usually slightly sticky at min #so when you grab it with a fork it acts as one solid mildly unstable form #and so it doesn't fall off #so it basically functions as a spoon except you get better quality out of it #or idk how to explain it it's just vetter than a spoon #Haven't eaten rice with a spoon even in caldo #since 2014 #as for hands #it's just great to eat it with hands #I'd problably eat it with chpsticls too #but i don't bother to buy my own #so forks and hands for now>>>

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fruityfinch · 22 days ago

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I saw a video of someone who said they have trouble eating enough vegetables so now they do “dinosaur time” where they just take big handfuls of spinach and chew it real big like they’re a brachiosaurus. And now I’ve eaten a full sieve of spinach and sugar snap peas. I just chewed them normal, but the idea of chowing down on veg with no prep work or flavour additions appealed to me! And if it works, it works

#fruitytxt #I do not enjoy salad. because salad almost always has a sauce on it that I despise #and I don’t like raw tomato or most leafy greens that are bitter tasting #and I’m allergic to raw carrots #so they’re not great #but I CAN just eat plain unadorned spinach with my bare hands :)

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lightgamble · 2 months ago

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DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN | 1.09

Nothin' in this world a good cup of coffee can't fix.

#Daredevil Born Again #ddba spoilers #Frank Castle #Karen Page #Kastle #Daredeviledit #Daredevil Spoilers #Not Revolution #GIF set #Mine #Do we think it's the coffee or the handful of pills making you feel good Frank?#FFS. He's eating them like tictacs.#Hopefully that's not something we need to circle back around to later.#I can't imagine he'd let them send him to rehab.#She makes him nervous.#He can't be still with her there. He has to be doing something with his hands.#A decent amount of this scene is just Karen and Frank staring at each other and breathing.#And Matt's reaction to realising something is going on is VERY MATT.#I want (I need) Matt to question Frank on his *intentions* - so we get the parallel of that against his heartbeat conversation with Karen.#I think Matt could to get alot of stupid joy from having something to tease them both about.#I don't know how I expect him to actually feel about the possibility of whatever they have - but I think there are elements here that can b #fun and not serious and dark #I probably would have liked the flow of this season more if there had been framing around how Matt was working through his sh*t #Like each ep has a VO but it's just 20 secs of him talking to Karen's voicemail - keeping her updated. And she never responds but it's #just little thoughts he's had and things he'd say if she was actually there. And some of them are stupid or sarcastic but it's a ritual.#It's keeping him sane.#I read an article today about what they could do with these 3 in S2 and I don't know what to think. I want to have no expectations.#No expectations is safer. But I want more Kastle and as long as neither of them die I don't care how I get it.#(Just no more killing people I like. Writers you tried it. It wasn't great so don't do it again.)#Giffing in this lighting almost did my head in.

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getosugurusbangs · 2 years ago

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hngggghhhh

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glimblshanks · 2 months ago

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It's so crazy the way all fanfic takes place in an alternate universe where kissing is good and fun and not just incredibly gross

#touch aversion #asexual #aromantic #every time a character is described as a good kisser I'm immediately just like #great time for my suspension of disbelief to kick in #doesn't matter what character it is #I don't understand how you're supposed to be Good™ at smushing your food eating bits together with another persons #genuinely I think this is a lot of the appeal of vulcan related romances for me #kissing with hands seems MUCH more romantic and less gross to me

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strialternatives · 1 month ago

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your mermay art…ascksidjsksdj. I love when artists give mermaids different traits based on where they live in the ocean. Beautiful work as always!

aw thanks!! i defo wanna draw them more, their dynamic's so funny silly--

i just really like the mermaid trope of a reef mer/deepsea mer, i think it suits them :>

#anyways in this au goro 100% thinks akira wants to eat him or something. akira's just trying to court a mate meanwhile-#i actually picked out fish for all the thieves just don't have the spoons to draw another squad line up lol #fun fact: all the protags are sharks. tatsuya p2 is a tiger shark maya's a nurse shark yuu's a great white ect.#goro's not a nurse shark EXACTLY but :vague hand gestures: zebra sharks are weird #asks #shuake #striarts

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shamblespirate · 2 years ago

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Law's hands and hand gestures always on my mind

#oda's great mind decided to ruin people with hand kinks #i am sorry i am always thrirsting for this man #i can't help it #he is just too hot #i want to eat him #trafalgar d water law #one piece #trafalgar law #trafalgar law one piece #law one piece #shambles posts

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time-to-write-and-suffer · 1 year ago

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Ugh everyone dunking on Steven are soooo cringe 🙄

Shane and Ryan are grown men who stood by this decision, so please dunk on them too lmao.

#watcher #sorry i think it's funny to dunk on steven and his tesla and expensive lifestyle and finance bro ways #i just think it's unfair to forget that they let him do that!!! they looked at that and went 'yeah i'll stand behind that'#so #let's dole out the dunking accordingly #but i do get why ppl hone in on steven specifically because like #the optics of going 'we're strapped for cash!!! anyway here's our new show about me traveling all over the world and eating gold!'#are not great good buddy ol' pal #they are in fact EXTREMELY hilarious #to be clear i'm not saying go and harass them #and in fact most that i've seen are people making the same sorts of gold-flake tesla jokes which i think are understandable #considering the aforementioned optics #i just think people hand-wringing over all the 'hate' steven gets are forgetting that he's living a life 90% of his audience can't afford #*because* of his audience #ALREADY #ya dig??

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lamortwrites · 11 months ago

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What the fuck use is a god anyway? Humanity creates our own holiness. Did we get permission to make music? Did we ask before reaching our great grubby hands into the sky? Did we stop to check it was allowed before attempting to sate our unending hunger?

#I will kill god with my bare fucking hands.#sink my teeth into his holy rotting flesh and tear off great bloody chunks.#rip him apart and suck out the marrow from his very bones.#wheat but not bread grapes but not wine but it's us. it's just us. he didn't give us shit we TOOK it.#ash.txt #rent lowering blasphemous gunshots. I guess.#it's not enough just to kill him. I need to eat him too. does this make sense #there is a hunger for the divine that cannot ever be fully sated.#I do not want his attention. I do not want his help. I want to devour him.#do you understand.

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sweatandwoe · 11 months ago

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Now that's been a year out, I'm gonna say my biggest BG3 hot take:

Default durge should've been a companion if you're playing Tav

#this is mainly because I wish to kiss default durge #he'd be a great companion too like you got this fycking weirdo who smells like more corpses than astarion #accidentally kills someone and then hes like “oh yeah Im bhaal's chosen #my sister tried to lobotimize me but it just made me weak #i must kill her you see and eat her corpse #anyway you wanna bang in this blood pool?“#true evil companion that maybe you can make good but he still gets urges cause some sort of consquence #astarion thinking hes evil but durge is like actual evil is a very funny interaction #also Wyll collecting monsters instead of killing them #bg3 #tries to eat Gale's hand when they first meet #calls a romanced tav food nicknames on purpose cause he would “lambchop you look beautiful splattered in brains”

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doctorwhoisadhd · 5 months ago

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also the other thing about the princess bride book is that you see the true scale of the great injustice done by count rugen when he killed domingo montoya

#ari opinion hour #domingo is this master swordsmith who NO ONE KNOWS makes swords and he lives in the mountains #anyone who needs a sword goes to madrid to seek out yeste the master swordsmith #but every so often yeste takes a commission he knows he is not skilled enough to make #and so he travels up to the mountains to visit domingo #and begs him to make this sword that he could not #and well basically domingo says no until yeste threatens to kill himself (all a part of their little joke of course)#and domingo stops him and says he will make the sword. and when it's finished he gives it to yeste to take back to the city #and tells him he must never tell anyone who really made this masterpiece (all domingo's swords can only be described as great works of art)#and yeste promises yes #but one day count rugen shows up saying he's heard these rumors that the best swordsmith in the world lives in a tiny cottage in the mtns #and sees no one and makes no swords #and domingo denies it and says that if he has a blade needing sharpening he can just about do it but his skill is no greater than that #but then the count shows him his hand #and when domingo sees that he has six fingers he becomes excited because this sword. THIS sword will be a masterpiece worthy of his skill #the great opus he has wanted to make all his life - the sword designed for an 80 year old to fight and WIN a duel #because all other swords are designed for FIVE fingers and so the balance is all wrong the grip is not wide enough and so the count #as a master swordsman can never be at ease as a great swordsman must be #so domingo tells him to come back in a year. he shrugs off the count's talk of payment as he may yet fail. but come back in a year #so domingo for one long year works and works only sleeping when inigo makes him only eating when inigo forces him #he weeps over this sword when he thinks he can never do it; that his opus can never be realized as he doesnt have the skill to complete it #but finally after a year it's done. and it is the most beautiful sword in all of existence #the count returns and says it is a fine sword but it is not truly worth much #and domingo says that he will not have it if he cannot see the artistry. the beauty and the craftmanship and the many long hours #he returns the gold ring the count left as collateral and says that the count has lost nothing. leave. the sword belongs to his son inigo #and the count kills him

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madsciencestudent · 8 months ago

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Okay so me and @laurentiuvladut got talking in the notes of the original Saurian Capsaicin post and they mentioned using animal poisons/venom as spices. While I can't get behind the idea of that for food purposes (if you can, go for it!), they did mention the Blue Song using frog poison specifically.

Of course I immediately draw the association of the Blue Song using frogs to get HIGH AS FREAKING KITES like the dogs and cane toads situation. Which at the time I immediately also drew the association that 'holy cow the Blue Song might be able to perform surgeries (primitive ones but still) if the frog poisons deattach them from reality enough they don't really feel the pain of like limb removal!' But later I ended up thinking, 'DUDE. Bad trips in Sauria are probably the worst things ever!' and the explanation my brain provided me with was the mental image of-

The Great Maia: *STARES*

The Great Elder Ones: *STAAAAAAAARES*

The poor Avi-Saurian who got so elevated that they interrupted their tea party: ...... O.O

#sauria #dead sound #apparently I can't take anything seriously geez!#poor random blue song members that suffered bad reactions/trips either come out of it never speaking again or raving and trying to explain #EVERYTHING all at once #Bonus if they keep seeing the Great Elder Ones like hoovering in the peripheral vision for the rest of their lives after wards #traumatized silent Blue Song just sitting at a table while their family whispers about their condition in concern; the Blue Song goes to pi #pick up a fruit to eat; the Great Elder One now attached to them from over their shoulder trying to be helpful #MORTAL. THAT FRUIT SHOULD N #NOT BE CONSUMED AS INTERNAL BIOLOGICAL COMPOUNDS AND STRUCTURES HAVE DEGRADED AND THE TINY ORGANISMS HAVE TAKEN HOLD ON IT.#The Poor Blue Song just... freezes and then slooooowly puts it back down and folds their hands in front of them.

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faaun · 1 year ago

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idk how to live so im going to talk to myself out loud until i do

#listen. take a deep breath. i know your bpm is high but you need to think with me for a second.#remember that you are paper thin. all your facets are sheets of paper and what you gave her is just another one.#make a new one. you dont need it. you dont need her to see you. i know you think you need her but you will be okay. i know its hard.#you wish you could have shown her how you loved her. listen to yourself. you are made of paper.#she might be concrete or maybe wood or maybe gold. you need to start laying your roots elsewhere. shut that thought down #and blink and listen. the parts you keep thinking of arent lost. they still happened and they are yours to keep.#there is beauty in this loss. tell me about the beauty in this loss. its okay to think about it. you got to see it all and nothing more #and this is great because it would have been bad. you know it would be violent in a way you dont need. you know this to be true.#you are going to look at that empty space in her shape and youre going to fill it with everything that happened when you knew her.#the memories with her but then also the the way your friends talked you through it. the game with the clovers.#your first allergic reaction you almost died and you couldnt stop laughing and you were held so close to their hearts.#learning the names for all the floursecent gene tracking dyes that everyone else knows already. about the exam - listen again.#i know you think if you fail your life is over but you need to try your best. youre not going to get a good grade in a uni test for the fir #youre going to make up for it. youre going to make sure you make up for it. do you understand? i love you. you have to do this.#right now you need to sit up. breathe. i know your heart hurts. go to the living room. grab something to eat. i dont care if you feel full.#youre going to clean your mattress heater. youre going to study a bit longer and then youre going to sleep. youre going to tell your mother #im sorry and i might genuinely fail a test. shes going to tell you its okay. if you do badly in this course you can just become a neurosurg #just agree. dont argue right now. its okay. youre okay. you are paper thin. i know any puncture hurts.#breathe. think of your friends. think of their hands in yours. it isnt eternal.youve lived through worse. the empty sky is still beautiful.#the lack of her is still beautiful

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daltonsnightmare · 3 months ago

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MacGyver (2016) s4e3 Kid + Plane + Cable + Truck | Cold Open

#macgyver 2016 #macgyver #cold opens #video #4x03 #4x03 Kid + Plane + Cable + Truck #s4 #team phoenix #mac #riley #desi #russ #matty #bozer #hi guys this one made me so unbelievably angry when clipping it #“isn't it about time to forgive your father he saved your life you know” how about you eat glass #AND THEN DESI. his overwatch. the protector. immediately jumping onto him to insult and demean #this is great writing. I love this one guys :)))))) doesn't everybody just love this episode? I know I do :)))))))))))))))))))))))#sorry I need to be a hater today. why were they like this. who possibly thought this was good television #like yeah haha I watch macgyver for the dating drama and messy interpersonal relationships :) not the actual macgyvering. obviously #ok I gotta stop being so sarcastic Im sorry #don't worry though this is one of the last cold opens we have before the season premieres. so just bear with me here #queue #OK ACTUALLY one good thing I liked about this is that immediately after being told seatbelts on they ALL got out of their seats #champions of not listening <3 #EDIT: I'm still awake at 3 am and I really shouldn't be but I thinimk this one is fun actually if you watch it without sound #theyre such great actors. the way their body language says all you need to know #mac's hand's up in acquiescence to Riley right before Russ struts down the aisle #the way Desi looks at Russ when he sits down on the arm of her chair and shifts away from him #after leaving Mac and Russ to talk- the way Desi gets REALLY INTO IT with Riley in the background. so fun when you ignore the rest

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fisheito · 2 years ago

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SCREMS my snautsticic child he is trying ok!!!!!! one tiny snake human hybrid built from the cave-ground-up, , attempting to learn all the implicit rules of humanness?! as if it isn't already tough enough out here!!!!

#ALL he has to work off of is the Great Serpent's memories? fuzzy clips of ppl he might have seen or interacted with??#depending on the kind of snake he was he could have a variety of defense mechanisms #he could have had to suppress his hissing instinct. or maybe he contorted his body in that adorably vertical corn snake way when he scared #big baby eyes trying to mimic the ppl around him but they are busy being judgemental #so many stupid little human things that villagers try to explain to him as “that's just the way it is” or “never really thought about why”#and yakumo just stares in disbelief bc how could u have never thought about the concept of goosebumps #you're telling me ur skin turns into plucked-bird-skin when you're cold or frightened and that is completely mundane?#you're telling me that when ppl try to hug you it is NOT because they want to strangle u to death and eat u????#how much strength am i supposed to put into a hug then. NOT bone crushimg??????#WHAT EMOTION IS THIS GESTURE SUPPOSED TO CONVEY #the tags tho #now imagining blade and yakumo shaking hands and discussing “why are humans such funky lil guys and why do they do the things they do”#several of the non-humans gather in a monthly meeting like:#on today's agenda: WTF is kissing. why are they smashing their food holes together.#one week they bring in a guest human (edmond?) and ask him all of humanity's big questions from non-human POV #and edmond's just like ??? i don't know???!?!??#and eberyone throws up their arms in frustration bc if humans don't make sense to the humans then what are we supposed 2do #nu carnival yakumo

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lunasilvis · 11 months ago

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2 months into 30.

Growing into somebody I can be genuinely, genuinely proud of. At night I rest well 🌛

#Just had this dawn on me tonight. I am not yet arrived at my best life. But I know it is right around the corner! I am hands-on creating it #Consistent work + clear goals. No easy roads but the one cracked and erroneous and totally hiddledy-piddledy #(the one so typical for life. unfortunately sometimes lol. but so we all do grow in the fish bowl. till you gotta swap fish bowls)#With binoculars I can prob see the life that is for me already. Freed from the shoebox I find myself in now at moments #Living in the city. hope abroad. a profession that sets me free and feels limitless and enriching. Laughing more. eating great foods.#a beautiful bed. a clean and eccentric interior that slaps and makes anyone feel straight at home when they are visiting.#stories to tell. to hear. things to see. things to share #yeah I am working towards that every day rn! ass off. With just another little extra patience I'll arrive at it so soon #I gotta believe and I gotta put in the labour. and I will do it smiling reminding myself of all these things I just listed 🙏✍️

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