He isn't the type to let you bend over to pick something up in peace.
As soon as he sees your upper body go down, your ass perched perfectly in the air, he cant help but appear behind you all of a sudden. Hand reeled back, and bottom lip pulled between his teeth.
Just when you noticed the devious presence behind you, a loud slap echoed from your right cheek and you fall forward from the impact.
The recoil traveled throughout your entire leg, and he couldn't feel more proud of himself in that moment.
"Ow!" You winced, looking back to see a smug look on his face "Did you have to do it that hard?"
"Listen sweetheart" he chuckled, before bending down to place you over his shoulder "If you're gonna wear that around the house you can't expect me not to touch"
"That was not just a touch" you whined, still feeling the harsh sting your behind has been granted with.
Just your regular reminder to those of you (that’s most of you) not masking because you’re “not high risk” and “don’t have a preexisting condition” that a covid infection is a preexisting condition and you are now high risk.
[ID: Tweet from LizWhatsHerFace @RealGayArbys “Look at this graph. If you're on infection number two or three, your risk of being hospitalized if you get Covid again is VERY heightened. And your risk of a lot of other bad stuff happening is higher too. You need to act accordingly. You likely don't know what number you're on.” Graph showing the impact of reinfections from Covid on hazard ratio from various conditions, US Veterans affairs population. Data comes from a 2022 study published in Nature titled "Acute and postacute sequelae associated with SARS-CoV-2 reinfection." As the study abstract states, the data shows that "First infection with severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2) is associated with increased risk of acute and postacute death and sequelae in various organ systems."]
Small silly illustration inspired by the warioware promotional illustrations from way back in the day, it's maya's bday and they all bought her a wii !!! franziska making everyone's miis, miles and nick might've drank a bit too much, and missile observing it all from the side :]