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[welcometogrouchland]

[ID in ALT] I've made posts before about Talia/Dick co-parenting Damian moments (will never happen but let me dream) and this came to me in a vision. Took me ages to finish for some reason 😭 and then even longer to post

[snaggletoothedbastard]

I recently saw a post that said Mike from Ghosts is like the only human actor in a show with a Muppet cast. I have searched high and low for the original post and have not found it, but I thought it was funny and it prompted me to create this.

[id: a picture with nine of the Muppets in a grid with the ghosts' names written on them. Animal is Robin, the grumpy eagle is the Captain, Miss Piggy is Kitty, Camilla the Chicken is Mary, Gonzo is Humphrey, Fozzie Bear is Pat, Waldorf is Julian, Statler in a dress is Fanny and Beaker is Thomas.]

Also Kermit is Alison

[id: Kermit the frog]

and the plague ghosts are these rats from A Muppet Christmas Carol.

[id: Kermit and a group of rats in Victorian costume wearing top hats.]

If anyone knows who the OP is please let me know, I don't want it to look like I stole their idea but I honest to god couldn't find them anywhere.

[front-facing-pokemon]

[melit0n]

I've just come to the realisation that at the beginning of Vore (first fifteen seconds), along with the scratchy guitar chord, there are chewing and swallowing sounds. The song is quite literally from the point of view of being stuck in the throat of a God.

[pa-pa-plasma]

you just made the scientific discovery of the century & you want to tell everyone & your kids are first on that list but you can't find them. you manage to get a hold of your daughter & she says everything is fine but her voice gets tight when you try to mention your work & she sucks in a breath & says she won't keep you from it any longer than she already has & doesn't say bye as she hangs up the phone. you have a sinking feeling in your gut & you really want to get back to what you were doing but. something's wrong. where are your kids. why was your daughter not surprised when you told her. why was she so quick to hang up on you. your husband has the same type of mind & that's probably why neither of you can ignore this odd turn of events & so you decide to track them down. the research can wait. after all, the spook got away somehow afterwards. it's not like you have anything to go through but data & recordings.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

you get riz gukgak so well 👍👍

thank u!! he really kinda is all of my favourite character things rolled into one package (negotiation of principles/investigator-truth seeker-negotiator with reality and the narrative/obnoxious character whose narrative reward for participating in the story is getting to be even more authentically obnoxious/deeply and hauntingly aroace

[pain-is-too-tired]

Thinking about the fact that they had Maron be the saytr that brought Will to camp-

THEN WENT AND GAVE HIM A NYMPH GIRLFRIEND NAMED NAOMI?? I KNOW IT'S LIKE A ACTIVE GREEK NAME AND ALL BUT??? 😭

Idk if he keeps any contact with Will though. Cause I never thought he actually did any Protector stuff in awhile?? Maybe he was just in the area but idk hdfd

But, he just doesn't seem to be as close to any demigods as Grover and Couch Hedge. The cloven counsel in general always felt separate from over satyrs in duties.

But if he did keep in touch with Will, I'm just imagine how awkward it is to have your old protector have a gf with the same name as your mom fsgsg.

Like-common name probably and all, but it's still funny to imagine.

Poor Will XD

[rainbowangel110]

Putting this behind a read more for the SGB peeps

So there's this post here with tags saying that either we're purists or don't realize it, and that some of the cast has died + they're prepubescent teens what do you except??

I went to their blog hoping for an explanation and turns out they also said that they think the work "sexualization" is now a buzzword here and should be taken away....

*inhales* oh boy. If this is a response to people reacting to the fics out there about the kids well, buddy, congrats! That's the worst way anyone has put it!

They're all 14-15 as of right now, so they're not prepubescent my dude, and can drive (a bit), but even then, even then it's still weird to write a fic about what could potentially happen in a tango between minors. I personally have not come across anything but @girlscoutbrownies @b3achysurfur @planetarymesss @astronautica-ss @@itstivan have talked about how it's just not okay.

I am personally fine with sex in media but if it's between two minors I am out, that is not something that needs to be in there. Consenting adults are alright, certain themes of abuse can be added (if they are handled properly), and you can read/watch it all you want, I don't care. Just..... yeah no.

[oh-no-its-bird]

I have an idea for a sort of silly light novel writing project I'll probably never actually write but is fun to just think about

But like. Cultivator set up, wuxia world w a slight blending of different cultivation genres, a guy wakes up in a forest with amnesia. (Wow classic I know)

So the first few chapters he's hearing about all these big famous people who have gone missing over the years, right? And he (along with probably the reader) is like, "Heh. That could be me,,," (smugly)

But the names keep piling on, and he comes to a realization: important and unimportant cultivators alike go missing and lose their memories or whatever else at an alarming rate. He is not special. (Coughs up blood)

He probably runs into other amnesiacs more than once, and I'd have a running theme of like, he keeps bumping into main character coded characters just left and right. There's so much happening in this world, so many stories being told, he's really not special. But also he is bc hes our main character

But just like silly mostly self contained stories told from this guy just wandering around this absoloute cluster fuck of a world, often running head first into really interesting stories that are clearly like in the middle of a 5 arc novel their own

It'd probably gain a real central narrative along the way like all things inevitably do (the mystery of how he lost his memories and the fall out of what happens when he learns the truth) but for now I have fun just thinking ab his dumb adventures

As for the character himself, hes is like, obnoxiously laid back. SUPER chill, takes everything with a sigh and a smile, very lazy, takes a lot of shortcuts and goes "Ah but that's fine, right?" As everything explodes around him. If he's alive, then all is well in the world 👍

He'd cause so many problems just because and also probably have absolutely shit luck that gets him into even more problems (my favorite genre of character)

I also have like. A slowly but surley growing list of characters he'd run into like uhh [checks notes] evil lesbian mirror demon and the very angry woman she trapped in a mirror and stole the face and life of (the demon hate sex goes crazy).

And also ofc, "person trapped in a cycle of reincarnation with a curse that no matter how hard they try to be good, they will inevitably cause some great destruction or evil or plague of some kind." And just them very very desperately trying to be good even though they know it's futile

Yay!! Fun stuff

[spaceratprodigy]

🎉 [ Art from 2022-2023 ] 🎉

Happy Birthday to my most favorite person in the world, the love of my life 🖤

I still can't believe this'll make our 10th year of being best friends and even more I can't believe we get to celebrate our 8th anniversary this summer 💖💕

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[front-facing-pokemon]

[detentiontrack]

hi. what the fuck did i just come back to?

[purpurussy]

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[martynsimp69]

holy shit its 🐠🥼 fis

after lots of speed-editing and not a lot of sleep the first thirteen (13) chapters of “there are many downsides to being a marine biologist” (aka fis au) are LIVE!!!

that's 24,676 words of fis so far. we're 40% of the way through! there will be a short break for a day or two as i do things like "bake some bread" and "talk to my partners" and maybe even "play minecraft." but we will resume shortly with a much more normal posting schedule of one chapter per day probably.

lots of u have been very very nice to me about this fic so far and i greatly appreciate every comment and kudos that has been left already. thank u for joining me in docmartyn fish yaoi hell.

[n0bluev]

@fushiglow hmm….wonder who i’d draw this for all of a sudden and why… 🤔🤔

[re-re-redline]

Let’s Fucking Goooooooo!!!!!!!!!

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His CE does look pretty enticing for solo comps…I’ll have to try it some time. …But I also don’t want him to die…

“It's okay to lose a fistfight. It's okay to lose a duel. But this right here? This is what happens when you lose a war. People killed...slaves dragged through the streets...everything we worked so hard to build disappearing.

Was there no other way? Was there no different path we could have taken, however small? This is all the meaningless drivel that inevitably fills my head in the wake of all this. I know you're still here. But...you alone don't make any difference. Not when everything else we were supposed to protect is gone.

Ahh, my towering ramparts, my indomitable three-layer bulwark. Do not cry; tears are the sole right of the civilians I should have protected. You...you may only rage. Rage like a demon. Rage like chaos itself. That is the only right left to you.”

Ow, my kokoro.

I read the translation on the wiki and even used google translate for fun and I noticed that that last line includes Constantine too, and not just the Theodosian Walls. I wonder why the official translation left that out… Anywho, it makes me want for a Constantine XI Alter who is based off that last paragraph. A Constantine who’s solely composed of his anger and regrets from that final day. He has no past before then and he has no future after then, just that one final day makes up his entire being. Hell, you can even have him also be made of the grief and anger of the people who perished during the three-day sacking. He’ll bear the weight of everyone’s misery and use it to fill the gaps in himself because he has nothing else to fill them with. Bonus points if he resembles a marble statue in appearance. Ugh, WHY? Why can’t my boi be more relevant??? There’s so much you could do with him story wise!

My lamentations aside, my draft (the Tumblr one) kinda wigged out while I was ironing out spelling & grammar errors and I had to delete it after porting the paragraphs I know I changed in there onto a separate document. …So that was great. But everything’s okay now! I’ve hit 9k and something tells me that the rest of the section is going to take another 3k. Yaaaay. But yeah, I’m chugging along! Don’t worry.

That’s all on my end. Have a good day everyone.

—Redline, over and out!