#it's probably the roommates of it all
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it’s wild to me that like every modern adaptation of Sherlock Holmes (and by modern I mean “made recently” not “set in modern times”) is like Hell Bent on coming up with a Reason™️ that Watson stays with Holmes and trots around with him on adventures all the time despite the inconvenience and the danger and all, and so it’s like “oh, Watson’s a gambling addict, he loves uncertainty and mystery” or “oh, Watson’s an adrenaline junkie, he gets off on being constantly in danger from criminals” or even like “Watson’s atoning for sins of the past of BEING IN THE WAR by solving crimes with Holmes now” or WHATEVER. And it’s like, girl, maybe he’s just in love! Did you think of that?? Maybe he’s got a crush and it’s making him do stupid things. Maybe he’s just got bad taste and his type is guys who don’t know how to refold newspapers properly but can identify different types of cigar ash by sight, smell, and taste. And wrote a monograph on the subject. Maybe he’s down bad is all. I mean, Keep is simple, stupid!!!
#this whole problem also requires the extra step of making Holmes into someone who’s like actively cruel and terrible to Watson specifically#which like he also isn’t in canon at all#he’d probably be an inconvenient roommate that not everyone would personally want to put up with#but he’s not like endangering Watson all the time and interfering in his affairs constantly#The way writers always adapt him doing#so like it’s a problem they’re inventing and then writing a silly solution for#and no one better come for me for ‘bad taste’ I was trying to be funny and also Holmes is insane#the fact that Watson took one look at him and his bonkers lifestyle and pledged his life to him is just proof that Watson is also insane#in the when harry met Sally way of ‘thank god these two found each other and spared the rest of us the trouble’#anyway this is all part and parcel with the way writers who adapt Holmes don’t understand Watson#and even people who LIKE Holmes and get his deal still rarely get what makes Watson great#BUT that’s an essay for a different time and I won’t get into it now#sherlock holmes#john watson#doctor watson#acd#acd canon#tagging this as canon is sooo silly sorry but I don’t know what else to put#also worth noting that like the idea of working with Holmes as this chronically super dangerous thing is also silly#Like a solid percentage of their cases are solved from the comfort of baker street#there’s definitely some dangerous cases (‘bring your revolver’ is a meme for a reason after all) but like not enough of them#that you can make a strong case for John Watson: Adrenaline Junkie™️#except that modern writers make every case life or death high stakes serious so like….thats where it comes from#ANYWAY
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america stuff

#the demons won 💔#I can’t believe I’m drawing Hetalia fanart again in 2025#what 3 days of being in the country without internet does to someone#I actually have more drawings I might post them too#world politics are so shit rn sometimes you need to imagine countries as stupid people so you can beat the shit out of them#I’ve actually seen a lot of resurgence of Hetalia lately#this is probably a recession indicator#I have like very mixed feelings about the show as a whole#actually the entire reason I have a tumblr account in the first place was because I wanted to see Hetalia fanart in middle school 💀#anyway seeing the new stuff show up on my dash after so many years made me feel nostalgic#I have a lot of issues with the characterization but I think America is the best out of all of them#like yeah of course he has a weird obsession with conspiracies and aliens and of course his roommate is an alien but he never acknowledges i#simultaneously a normal guy and also a hydrogen bomb#does the second one count as rusame? idk#*first#anyway I have more stuff I just though I’d compile the Alfred ones#hetalia#aph hetalia#aph america#aph russia#hetalia america#alfred f jones#hetalia russia#ivan braginsky#my art#art#fanart#sketch#haliai art
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gnashing my teeth bc i ran out of tags just now
me when the yearning is getting bad
#also like. the reason ive even been ranting irl stuff on here is bc idk to even talk to abt this#bc irl talk on tumblr isnt rlly my m.o. tbh#p much none of my friends here understand the ways in which i am aro#i have one bestie who kinda gets it but also. all my friends are too close to the situation regardless#i have hs friends but frankly we havent talked in a while and thats my fault#not 2 be dramatic but like ???? dont know that ive ever felt like this before???#or certainly not this strongly#maybe idk im thinking but no one else is coming to mind?#'dont leave me'#like i feel that way abt a lot of ppl i care about#i hope i know you for a long long time#but this intensely? mannn#it's probably the roommates of it all#which im not used to#but still. god#im like. ugh#it's lame and dumb and gross#i'm just like. and this is also a separate me issue#but sometimes we're just vibing and i just think 'im going to miss you when youre gone'#bc this mfer's going to leave me!!! gonna graduate#(and cross the country apparently??? which isnt a secret but i just ueard abt it recently)#(which. i never asked but thats bc i am perpetually afraid of asking and being too much)#(always curious but never asking. thats another separate me problem thank u parentals)#but theyre gonna leave and i'm gonna miss i'm gonna miss#i dunno. maybe im just gonna miss This. living together. maybe thats all that this is#maybe thats all ive latched onto#but also maybe i'll miss that shithead. idk#it's weird. im being weird about it.#but how do you like. undo that#the tangle of routine and domesticity and coming home to someone or with someone
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troy marshall, the rook’s resident artist :)
(and a bonus masterpiece from his room the day the team moved in)

#thanx tumblr for butchering the quality ur soooooo cute and funny#idk what compelled me to capture all of these at 2am but it’s as many of marshall’s artwork as i could find!!#except for the one in harrow’s office but i’m too lazy to go back and find that akshsbsjbssj#also took these on the lowest fov bc god forbid we have a dedicated photomode and i made myself motion sick akhsjskshsjsj#i also snapped some details i got from the team’s individual rooms but imma dedicate another post to that probably#idk im treating bo6 kinda like a roommate sim#bo6#black ops 6#cod#call of duty#cod bo6#call of duty black ops 6#call of duty black ops#black ops#troy marshall#marshall bo6#marshall cod
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Who's Mr. Wukong's crush in the LMK High School Teacher AU? Is it mr. macaque because he's always "making faces at each other in the assemblies?" Also, does macaque have a love interest in this au. If so who is it? (not me shipping teachers at lmk school. lol)
Mr Sun (Wukong)'s love interest is (unfortunate for shadowpeach shippers) not Macaque. Though, that might be for the better, because they're already a handful when they hate each other.
As for who is actually Mr Sun's love interest (it's not actually confirmed, but there's a ton of student speculation. Mr Sun has never outrightly confessed he even has a crush, nor will he ever. That doesn't mean he doesn't have endless rants about the main suspect unprompted at any given moment though, and get too excited when the main suspect is in the vicinity), here is a small comic that might answer it better than measly words:
For your second question? Well-
Continuation from here
#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk macaque#monkie kid macaque#lmk sun wukong#monkie kid sun wukong#lmk erlang shen#monkie kid erlang shen#shadowpuppet#lmk shadowpuppet#jiankong#so in a nutshell this AU caters to mainly shadowpuppet shippers and uh jiankong is just there I guess lmaooo#not me also shipping teachers at Megapolis Highschool#Mr 'Smiles' (name remains unknown but it's a Mayor in this AU) and Macaque are married because I SAID SO#they were probably roommates in university/college idk- classic “I met your mom/dad in University and we shared some lectures” story#guys I'm supposed to be still hyper fixating and lowkey making content for Blue and Violet where did all my plans for the next few months g#why am I making high school teacher AU content and why am I enjoying it#side note both Macaque and Wukong would have been fired for their absolutely irresponsible petty behavior towards each other-#-if not for the teacher shortage I've decided exists in this AU as it does in the real world-#-and they know this they know this very well and abuse the act that they are almost immune to being fired to be incredibly ridiculous-#-like starting fights in the hallways during lunch time lmao#LMK highschool teacher AU
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And they were roommates
#oh my god they were roommates#art#fun fact yesterday. I spent all my money on merch and I HOPE I sell because……… if not……………..#anyway !#probably do a commission sheet finally :(#will yall commission me be honest rn#haikavetham#haikaveh#kavehtham#genshin fanart#genshin kaveh#genshin alhaitham
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happy valentine's day!!
decided to draw no dl6 phoenix and miles in college once again this year. it may be 9 am in germany, but it's midnight in LA and miles is tired from studying all day.
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#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#no dl 6#narumitsu#wrightworth#valentines day#phoenix doodles miles all the time#and he talks about him so much too#his roommates probably hate him kjdsghkjl- /hj
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i was sort of wondering why exactly i've been sympathising with Eva so much, apart from, admittedly, bias- i did start considering that due to that, maybe i'd been internally exaggerating how Wolfgang & Co had been treating her. but i replayed some of Chapter 1, and honestly? now i'm of the opinion that Eva was justified to be afraid of Wolfgang, even if what she did in response was inexcusable.
because it wasn't just that Wolfgang told the others to be wary of Eva (and Damon) which caused them to feel othered. consciously or not, he literally attempted to control their movement on at least two occasions- when he attempted to stop them joining in on the exploration of the pharmacy, and then when he demanded to know where they were when they reached the dining hall last.
in his defence, i don't think Wolfgang was being malicious in doing so, i reckon he did genuinely believe he was protecting the others. but in doing so, for the two members of the group he disagreed with, he actively attempted to further restrict their freedom- in a situation where they're all already trapped!! i'm not surprised that Eva, with frustration, mentioned during the trial how much she'd been watched and suspected- multiple times, if i recall correctly. of course it got to her.
but that probably wasn't even the scariest part for her. it was probably just how easily Wolfgang had taken a leadership role within the group and how willing they were to listen to him without question. only Diana really spoke up against him on one occasion and got him to begrudgingly "allow" Eva and Damon to tag along. i mean, on that note, the fact that Wolfgang even casually commented that he wanted group decisions to be allowed by him, following the minor incident of Desmond taking initiative and checking the room locks, was extremely alarming!! like i mentioned, i don't want to villainise Wolfgang, but it does seem like he has the tendency to be rather controlling, whether or not he realises it. i would be willing to bet that the herd mentality implication was done completely on purpose, considering that Wolfgang's animal motif is a sheep and the writing team have done the symbolism in the game so well.
for all this, i can understand Eva's point of view. i know that, as Wenona had mentioned, there's a chance that Eva didn't actually feel threatened by Wolfgang, but i personally am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. because if she was honest about being on edge, that would be a rather reasonable emotional response, in my opinion.
what else are you to feel when you're at odds with an honoured individual who effortlessly holds the power to turn so many others against you too and potentially put your safety at risk, if not terror?
#Eva Tsunaka the character you are...#YES i do acknowledge that Wolgang's distrust of her was NOT irrational given her OWN actions. they're both flawed and that's great#aaaaughhhhh. Eva you're so interesting... haunt that narrative lass#ALSO this is just what i think about what she did to Wolfgang. if anything i personally reckon that harming Diana was her bigger crime#for that i DO struggle defending my girl. sorry Eva love that WAS in fact truly fucked. it must be so fucking tragic to be Diana...#if i were Eva carrying out this scheme i'd probably frame Kai for the murder. since he was bullying her the most after the talent reveal#and i'm a petty bitch LMAO#(Grace also did plenty of the mockery but framing her wouldn't really be possible considering she and Wolfgang were roommates probably...)#THEN AGAIN i guess choosing Diana specifically to frame made it less obvious that Eva was the culprit?#since it'd be suspicious if not one but TWO of the most hostile people to Eva ended up involved in the case??#i suppose if they were all trying to see the best in each other they wouldn't WANT to believe even Eva would frame her biggest defender...#HOLY SHIT. IF SO. EVA IS FUCKING SMART. that is SO clever and SO cruel my gosh#so MAYBE the choice to involve Diana was more than a simple feeling of betrayal/bitterness from Eva??#did NOT mean to ramble this much in tags oops#i just really really like Eva. i need to inspect her more omg#ace's random thoughts :)#project eden's garden#eva tsunaka#wolfgang akire#p:eg#project: eden's garden#project edens garden
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the idea that all of rvb could still just be some guys in their mid to late 20s playing halo together makes me giddy
#not art#rvb#i really like rvb...#they make me so happy <3#very much the same vain of that psa#tucker sticking it through a game he hates even when he could just leave but probably just locks in everytime that he loses track of time#grif and simmons probably being roommates hence the splitscreen#sarge just... sounding that old and being 29 cause its funny#maybe still in his old job and this is just how he relax#by playing with slightly younger ppl in halo and trying to get them to die#donut probably misses these games cause hes doing weird shit like hiring himself at a company#and cause theres no other person to play blue so its always 3v3#maybe caboose just joined once and just got adopted in#they all got a weird thing going on within the whole group#they hate each other but refuse to play with anyone else#tucker and church especially#church probably adds in its cause everyone are more annoying and tucker is the most tolerable (he likes him
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Ryuk makes his grand return and is brought up to speed with Light and L's immoral union. The date seems pretty successful~.
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#drawn by me#my fanart#my fancomic#Death Note#The Chain#lawlight#Light Yagami#L#Ryuk#smooch#saucy shenanigans#suggestive dialogue#Ryuk third-wheeling~#L meets Light's quirky-deadly roommate#henh not much to say about this one. basically a continuation of the previous entry despite the absurd update gap.#I've lost the ability to keep anything brief anymore~#L seems a bit out of character with his willingness to go with the plan huh? And don't you think he'd have gotten used to Light's teasing b#now? Maybe it hits a little different knowing for a fact that it's coming from Kira's mouth directed towards him of all people~#Also the picture where Ryuk is saying he'll scram when things get heated is probably my favorite drawing of him that I've done!#he was so intimidating to draw especially over and over in comic form. such a far cry from my usual human style#but like all things I gradually became more and more comfortable drawing him. I'm very happy about that! :)#I have a dumb idea/headcanon concerning the nerds' first copulation attempt~.#if I decide to include it here I will definitely try to age restrict it even though it won't necessarily be graphic.#don't wanna get in trouble lol#I have more trouble drawing spicy scenes than I do with shinigami subjects XD#tw: food issues#they both eat the sketchy 'apple' to prove they're not cowards... despite it not being the smartest idea in the world. >_>
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It's crazy how I can be like "I'm having a depressive episode" until I'm with the right people and then it's like oh no I'm ok actually
#i AM having a depressive episode going on a couple weeks now and it's a bit alarming#exacerbated by anxiety and uncertainty and my inability to handle my roommate situation#but tonight i watched the kids for small group and read them all my favorite picture books#(we got to the end of The Snowman and one little girl was like ''i don't like that when he melts because it is sad''#and one of the twins said ''i like it'')#and i told a couple people how awful my week has been and we commiserated in matter-of-fact tones#and i messed around on my phone and read gaudy night while my CG mom and dad did lesson prep and watched basketball#and now i'm going to bed and like actually i'm ok now#tomorrow will probably bring more tears and anger and deep exhaustion at the thought of doing anything#but oh well. we soldier on. in prayer and fellowship#(i hate the observable track record of my depression being tied to obvious and beyond-my-control life situations#but on the bright side there's a presumed end date for this one#and when i look back i remember less of the depression and more of the spiritual change that happened underneath it#hoping praying for the same to come out of now)#oh yeah and earlier i hung out with a friend and her shocked disbelief that i got rejected from the job i wanted#was really a balm on troubled waters. everyone else has just been sad and sympathetic#outsourcing the incredulous anger is helpful#i haven't seen her in a while since she had a baby and i forgot how much it helps to talk through academia stuff with her
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Yeah, there's something fucked about Brazilians. IDGAF if I sound xeno. There is something culturally fucked that they would sexualize every roommate pairing.
This is the kind of sexualization that the conservatives cry about happening (i.e. they get gay panicked around gays/queers bc they think we're all predatory and looking at them like we want to fuck them). The 🏳️🌈 are doing it. The boys can't just be roommates without these fucks wanting to imagine them wanting to suck eachothers' dicks.

#it would be like shipping harry with all of his roommates#which we probably did but not as a serious thing lol#still it's like...do y'all have such little sex that you're forcing it on every pairing#eugene ottinger#is straight and likes#enid sinclair#he's playing the long game#pugsley addams#is just awkward as hell and probably like wednesday is interested in that#come to think of it since when has pugsley really been around other girls besides his sister#anyway brazilians step the fuck off#leave them alone#like 😭😭😭#moosa mostafa#isaac ordonez#i get it okay shippers gonna ship everything#but they haven't even stepped foot in the same room together for us yet#isaac said his friendmaking wasn't going good so#that 'new shipp unlocked' bitch is as fatbacked as the botero
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POV: You take your roommate, who doesn't even know what a mountain is, on a hike in the mountains.
It goes about as well as expected.
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@misterinkwell
#omg they were *roommates*#wttt#welcome to the table#florida man in socal#ben brainard#wttt florida#wttt california#this literally took me all day and tumblr made it blurry#a tragedy#florida is every dumb tourist at yosemite tbh#he probably tried to swim on top of the waterfalls#and pet the bears#mur art
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cant stop thinking about pro-exy player andrew before he ends up on the same team as neil having a multi-million dollar salary but living alone for the first time in his life. with neil in college for another year and aaron in med school and nicky in germany he has no other choice but to live entirely for himself
#aftg#andrew minyard#like why does this make me so sad i know its probably#good for him in hindsight but i dont want him to be alone!!#wonder how long he lived like that before neil and the cats moved in#like exy players in universe have on average a 3 million dollar salary so he wouldnt need roommates#like was it hard for him to adjust or did he actually find the quiet relaxing#we know from the EC that his first team didnt really feel comfortable around him and the coach eventually traded him#so it was probably lonely#all for the game#nora sakavic
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just had the scariest heart palpitation moment ive possibly ever had
#usually it happens for a few seconds and it passes but it kept going and i got short of breath too. and then i got scared so it got worse#and i got a little dizzy but it stopped right then but now i just feel like crying about it#it’s fine!!! before anyone says anything i go to the doctors probably more often than anyone’s grandmother i monitor it dw#but the fact that my cardiologist had to share the information of this specific type of palpitations being potentially lethal to me. i wish#she hadn’t done that bc i am usually very chill about the whole prospect but when it’s mid-happening it’s hard to stay relaxed about it#and this is the part that can’t get fixed without open heart surgery which she’s trying to avoid which i get bc i also don’t love that#but i’ll have to tell her about this and ouhhggghh not to be all negative but girl just take me out or leave me alone !!!!!!! gonna cry#a little in self pity on my lonesome. and then make some beautiful bolognese. and it’ll be alright#i don’t like not having my roommate around i want a hug bad rn
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Me and Alex’s striped pyjama pants against the world


#makes me happy for some reason#really humanizes him and makes him feel like a actual teenager#especially since they wear their uniform most of the movie#bland casual clothes make them not just ‘murderous psychopaths’#which I mean up to interpretation but they kind of are in a way#my sweet sweet thing Alex#mad af but gives me that adoration aggression#mad as in crazy#just realized how many stripped things there were#the blankets - rug - pants - curtains#I wonder what Alex keeps in all those drawers#there’s so many with the bed and the side table#forgotten evidence of Nigel I see..#nah probably just school work or more books to add to that collection on his table#I will never get over how much of a book worm Alex is#I’m rambling too much#like minds#like minds 2006#likeminds#alex forbes#ASSUMING that Nigel had the same bed design I wonder what deviant messed up stuff he keep in his drawers#man I understand Alex not for being so annoyed at Nigel#your grouchy new roommate spreading all his stuff around and leaving it cluttered#AND THE smells#who knows
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