#it's probably the sass

[yasyassie]

I can't get over this. I just can't.

[brainrotcharacters]

the next time Logan does this, wade is going to keel over CACKLING

[metamatronic]

(ignore that i fully missed the ask button on the first attempt in my eagerness and accidentally unfollowed and refollowed)

Love your WilliamWasFramed!AU! It's such a fun and unique take on all the characters!

I'm curious about a few things 👀 How did "Eggs" and Springtrap bumping into each other at Fazbear's Frights that first time go? What's Phone Dude's thoughts on Springtrap and also the nightguard he chats on the phone with who's toootally not the same person? And if someone were to, say, write a fanfic of your AU, what'd be your ao3 username so the work can be properly gifted over there-

First Impressions Are Tough

Will eventually managed to convince the night-guard to let him into the office, but it took some time to get through to him—something about ‘Eggs’ having a nasty run-in with a “friendly-sounding” animatronic in the past.

(Also, my AO3 is metamatronic as well! If anyone were to write me anything I would cry fr /pos)

[kk1smet]

chicken scratch

[stubz]

"Dude, I had the most craziest dream."

"Was it you being brutally injured and still living due to immortality again?"

"No-well yes, kinda, we went on a field trip to earth and it was a animal sanctuary or something. All the animals get out. It's mostly hippos."

"Ooooh noooo..."

"Yeah, so we end up trapped in the giftshop with the kids and workers and I'm holding the door up while a hippo is trying to break in and I'm telling Dora to hand me a broom-"

"A broom? What's a broom going to do against a hippo?"

"Let me finish, it was either a broom or a fire extinguisher-"

"Ahh."

"-and Dora is acting like the 7 year old valley girl she is and not listening to me. So after like screaming at her to hand me the freaking thing she does so only to snatched by a hippo that breaks through the window."

"Oh shit! Does she die??"

"No. She gets scooped up by it's snout and basically rides it like a mechanical bull before I grab her by the ankle and chuck her back inside and have to fight the hippo."

"How'd that feel?"

"Fighting a hippo? Awesome.

"No I mean chucking Dora by the ankle."

"....I love her...but it was satisfying. Oh and then I woke up."

"What's a hippo?" it was that moment that the two remembered that they were not alone at the lunch table.

"It's a large mammal on Earth."

"Sounds pretty terrifying based on your dream." Quip mumbled through his lunch.

"They are." both humans replied. "but they're cute looking." Added Max. He showed them a photo on his phone.

"...how is that dangerous?? It looks like a fatter cow." Quip snorted.

"Couldn't you just outrun them? Their legs are so little." cooed Op.

"Is it a herbivore?" curiously asked Glip.

"They sometimes eat meat but mostly eat plants and stuff. Also they're fast."

"Really?" they all ask.

"Let's see...8 km/h in the water and 30 to 40km on land. Oh and the average human is 24km on land and 1 to 3 in the water."

"Oh quizknack."

"So they are like a cow?"

"If cows killed 500 humans a year and could snap you in half with their jaws then yeah."

"..." "..." "..."

"Really makes you rethink the I want a hippopotamus for Christmas song." muses Kim.

"WHY WOULD YOU WANT ONE OF THOSE DEATH EATERS FOR CHRISTMAS?!" hisses Quip

[in-tua-deep]

I saw a murderbot daemon au where ART built murderbot a drone to act as a daemon and implies constructs are severed and yall know im a sucker for daemon aus?? But also like. daemon au where every secunit automatically comes with a minimum of one (1) drone, and at least one drone is essential to functioning. why? folks don’t know, maybe it’s storage or something. If units have multiple it’s usually as decoys for the important one

anyway obviously this drone is a daemon by another name. they don’t change shape partially bc they don’t know they can, partially bc the gov module will zap em dead if they change

It is making me think that after murderbot goes on the run it discovers its beloved drone has like. Idk. Multiple settings? Little spider drone that can skitter. Little lizard drone that can stick to walls. It can even do things like, lil cat drone that can claw up someone’s face real good (:

Ignore the people who think that this apparently means murderbot’s drone is a daemon. those people are stupid bc humans have daemons and murderbot is a CONSTRUCT and this is its DRONE thank you

but anyway yeah in a daemon au murderbot has the best and coolest drone and has its hands over its ears and is LALALALAing at top volume whenever anyone suggests it might be a daemon

[feligayzed]

I might slap some color on this later, but this clip makes me giggle

[emry-stars-art]

hiii ngl idk if u still do these I'm 😰 new to tumblr but ur bio says art asks r open? UNLESSITSNOTthenignoremeilybye...UNLESS?? doesn't even have to be art I'm jus dying for a crumb (even a morsel) of big giant mer boy Kevin n his favorite diabolical devious lil mudrats Jeremy and also jean. Bye 🏃‍♀️💨💨💨💨😘🫂

HELLO no worries you are doing everything right ��

So I loved this prompt actually but my brain was giving me nothing for mer kevi with human Jean and Jeremy so I am hereby opening the ideas pool to you all, pls help lol

What I DID do was doodle the exchange between Kevin and Neil that @sade-of-spades mentioned in our chats 😂💕 thank you again, it’s perfect

Find the mer au masterpost here 🐋

[letsmcfreackingloseit]

And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!

I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!

I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!

And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:

and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.

Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer

Vanessa; POLAR BEARS

Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D

Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')

[recurring-polynya]

Once was one thing...

...but I feel like this is not just a "I'd have two nickels," situation, I think Renji really is the designated shouter for situations where everyone wants to stand around and do a two-page spread look cool. Is it because he won the All-Gotei Trash Talking Championship, or is this one of those things like tenteikura and opening senkaimon that are just traditional lieutenant duties? He's the only lieutenant present in the first situation. In the second, and in the second, he's the only lieutenant whose...captain is present?

He's also very tall and projects well. Ikkaku is also good at hollerin', but he this happens two panels later, so it's unsurprising that he's been banned from spokesperson duties:

[screwpinecaprice]

Would connverse kid(s) be given any sword training or self-defense (despite era-3 being more peaceful)?

Sorry in advance, I could not English right now. Hope I'm understandable at least. 😅

With my connverse kids, Ebony would be very interested in Gem stuff and going around different places and planets. Apart from hostile environments, there are still rouge and corrupted gems out there though. Best to know combat.

Rohini really likes swordfighting, but she mainly have used it to compete athletically. Sometimes it's useful when she tags along Ebony.

/Sakura/* saw her older siblings their swords, and she just thinks fencing is fancy. 🤷‍♀️ Whether she'll get over it or not, I don't know yet. Haha

/Zachary/* would not be interested with swordfighting at all.

*Sorry, STILL don't know what to officially name the twins. 😅

Also, can I use Steven's healing ability as an excuse for him and Connie still looking younger than their age and hide my inability to depict age? 🥺

[kentjohnson91]

back to our regularly scheduled program for now:

(not textpost memes but i like doing these)

[vort3x]

Ok but it's so funny to me that the rebels decided that (what look like) cargo straps were really going to be enough to subdue a KX droid when we just saw what they did on Ghormon. Unless I missed the presence of a restraining bolt or something, that's crazy.

[kittylover776]

After watching the newest Ghosts episode, I can only hope Sam informed Jay that Sass was no longer in the ghost trap thanks to Thor. Otherwise, things might be a bit awkward when he arrives at the press office to drop him off to see Shiki. 😅

[thegirloffans]

A lil headcanon of mine is that Lestat was so thrown off after reuniting with Louis after all those years because he literally looked like the Louisiana Rat King in that broken down shack and was so fucking embarrassed about it

[iamchickenhearmesquawk]

It’s a long shot but please make him bi or something I’d love to see more explicitly queer rep that is different from just Isaac and Nigel.