#itd be cats. they hate snakes

[players-of-intrigue]

🐍

🐍 — Snakes or cats?

I haven’t progressed that far into the Parabolan Wars (too expensive) but Elio has sided with the Fingerkings (because y’know,, viper — she probably would have also sided with Cats if she was a Midnighter at the time, but the decision was made when she was a Silverer so sneks it is) and Vox with the Cats — Elisha would be too paranoid to even touch Parabola I fear, you’re going to have to hold them at knife-point for that.

[ask game from here]

[dangopango00]

YIIPEEE finished the rest of the brothers with my hcs 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Notes utc

Lucifer:

- Grey streaks from like stress or sth

- Tired eyes (Honestly ik i put his eyes should be straight before but i decided itd be soooo kewt if he had downturned eyes like belphie)

- Kept his eye color bc it shows how hes aggressive but not all the time like silent but deadly bc muted colors

- dilf

Mammon:

- Made his hair more greyish bc his and solomons hairstyles are so similar

- Was also sick and tired of the messy anime boy hair so i made his hair messy in a diff way; more clean since hes a model and all

- His ahoge is supposed to look like a little wing kinda

- A few black streaks (dyed) bc of how much he respects luci

- Remnants of freckles (light seasonal freckles)

- I hate the eyebrows and eyes going through the hair thing if its fully covered but i had to show that hes being mischievous

Levi:

- Im so sorry to everyone who loved him the way he was but I HAD TO GREMLINFY HIM its in character trust

- He blushes the most imo like i feel like his whole face and neck would turn red

- His hair would be super messy like he would NOTT brush that shit its a waste of time in his opinion

- Made his messy hair in the shape of a fish fin (top) and tail (right)

- Made his mouth widest bc hes a lizard

- Gave him slight snake eyes (ok but imagine if it intensified whenever he was envious like how cats do but opposite)

Satan:

- Angelic ahh beautiful man

- Hair grows fast so its always a lil long

- Always looks a lil mad RBF

- Same hair swoop thing as Asmo

- Single ahoge is supposed to represent a unicorn horn kinda

Asmo:

- Little rat braid that supposed to resemble scorpion tail

- fake mole (hes not one of us yall.) (we let it slide bc hes chill)

- Similar swoop to satan (purposeful. Asmo styles his hair since he was “young” and he just kept doing it that way)

- #softgirl vibe

Beel:

- Ik i said idk what to say for him but i got a bunch of random inspo bye

- Looks like he was raised by wolves. Ok well thats an exaggeration but his hair is very unkempt doesnt get haircuts until his hair is down to like his shoulders and def doesnt style it

- FRECKLS ❤️ mostly on his cheeks

- Lighter streaks of hair naturally n it matches belphie 🥺🥺

- ahoge is supposed to look like fly wings but he also looks like a bnnuy and thats so kewt

Belphie if u havent seen him!

All the hcs i made more in-depth than on here

[ratgingi]

if your dialed town oc's had to get a pet, or could choose a pet, what animal would be their go-to? any prefer dogs over cats?? any like rats, hamsters, maybe ferrets or something else?? this is a silly fun question btw, idk what else to ask /lh, 😭😭

DW DW SILLY FUN QUESTIONS ARE BASED

under cut bc its a lil long lol

uhhhh aside from some who have obvious animal connections/already have pets/have already had their favs mentioned (ie cora with reptiles or outis with his turts + fish), of the dateables at least:

i think jackson would probably get a dog . hes not really a Dog Person he probably actually likes cats more but based on convos ive had with friends i think cats would hate him BFJSVFJD . he probably would get a pitbull from the shelter

margo wouldnt ever want to get a pet out of the fear that shed become bored of the poor thing like she does people, but i think if she Did shed probably get something pretty unconventional or exotic. think like a sugarglider or maybe one of those tiny goats

lillith is not big on animals either, How Ever i think theyd like birds. probably specifically pigeons or doves. something gentle and affectionate that they could just hang out with thats relatively easy to upkeep yknow

michy would def want a rodent of some kind, probably like a couple ferrets or a bunny, maybe some mice. something fluffy and cute

kara is a big cat person. i think she wouldve had cats in her house growing up and shed probably be that crazy chick with 15 cats if the world let her. shed probably get a siamese first and foremost

alex is probably Allergic to cats / dogs i think. but bernie would 100% go out of his way to try and get one that wouldnt bother that, i think hed be a huge dog person. hes getting them a labradoodle the first chance he gets im sure

isaac likes snakes methinks but i doubt hed ever get one because hed feel bad every time he was around vinnie's rats. if he did end up getting a snake though itd be a ball python

[snakes-on-the-side]

omg im finally explaining an oc story everybody cheer and clap for me now /j

so a trope that im apparently obsessed with for some reason is characters becoming sentient and then fucking going crazy and they end up killing and hurting a bunch of people (bill definitely 100% is not included in this nope no im NOT predictable okay /sar /lh)

so THIS ONE is a video game. (id actually really like to make it real one day. i think itd be kinda like a point n click but also a visual novel sorta yknow? with other elements mixed in)

there is definitely inspiration taken from utdr. especially deltarune. also the property of hate. youll see why

the cursor is a little star/sparkle shape and the color palette is almost completely grayscale. the exception is that some things are a light blue color.

theres a menu screen where you pick your player character and its a bunch of little anthro animals sleeping in their respective rooms and beds. they all resemble children. theres a couple options but you can only actually pick one of them. its this little gray cat guy.

once you pick/click the cat, its slowly lifted from the bed by an invisible force, (it doesnt wake up at all, still asleep) and the cursor is forcefully moved over the cats neck, when the whole screen explodes in different colors, loud noises are playing, the cats eyes shoot open and it looks in fear at its last moments as itself, before the screen goes dark.

when you can see again, the cat has lost many identifying features. it is without a nose or mouth, and is considerably more cartoonish. it has no memory of what just happened, or anything before that. the cursor has turned into a small blue bow/ribbon around its neck, the same sparkle shape in the center. you are given a new cursor to click with. The cat is able to speak to the player although it cannot do anything else by itself, it needs the player to do that. it is not bothered by this at first, its almost in a trance. it sees nothing wrong about the situation. its name is now Protagonist. it is the player character, the "blank slate". you control it.

it wakes up in a strange building, similar to a school or apartment building. its very little nightmares-esque. its a huge building. there is a simple objective (though i havent figured that part out yet) you can make choices along the way. some of them Protag is fine with, others not so much. sometimes disagreeing with it is necessary to progress. the game starts with two routes:

if you cooperate with Protag, you complete the objective relatively easily and get to the end. Protag doesnt change. if you run through the game and do this multiple times, it loses its memory of the previous run each time, save for small moments of lucidity in certain areas. it will respond to these with confusion and quickly slip back into the trance. you can do this as many times as you like, but each time the moments will grow more common and you will stress Protag out. this is the "neutral" or "stuck" ending.

if you regularly go against Protags wishes, it will grow upset with you at first before quickly forgiving you, especially if/when you change your mind (also sometimes necessary to progress) as you fight, Protag is forced to think more clearly, causing it to sort of "snap out of it" and realize it has no real idea whats going on. it grows more aware the more conflict the two of you have. this produces two more routes:

if you regularly disagree with Protag and refuse to compromise, it begins to dislike you. at first it will try to maintain peace and comradery (is that a word?) but it will soon begin to hate you. it makes this clear through words, since it is unable to act for itself, it has no choice but to follow your orders. this route possibly leads to a bad ending.

if you disagree with them and make an effort to stay friends and compromise, no hard feelings are fostered and you stay chummy. this route possibly leads to a good ending.

now you maaayyy be thinking. hey snakes. since this character is named Protagonist, and they are the protagonist, surely, there must be another character who is named Antagonist. and you are right. but the thing is. im not entirely sure when where and how they come in. and what they do. im gonna figure it out. but hooooo boy do they have some fucking Interactions with our dear Protagonist

for reference Antagonist is also a cat, but much taller and skinnier, has more features (nose and mouth, more detailed ears, Actual Hands instead of paw-like nubs yes thats what Protags hands actually are thats not just a stylistic choice its fingers cant separate) although they mostly stay in darkness so its difficult to really see them. more info on them later

there is of course so much more that im gonna write about eventually but this is the bulk of what i know 100% happens yanno? all my W.s are I. P. ok

(both Protagonist and Antagonist use they/it pronouns, but when they are both in the same post i usually use it/its for Protag and they/them for Antag. you dont have to but its what im doing)

[surveysonfleek]

1624.

1. Do you get annoyed when people type like this online: “ur, plz, u, oh i c, etc etc.” lmao i still do this. only when texting friends tho 2. Have you ever heard of the band Hawk Nelson or Stellar Kart? nope 3. Do you like tomato soup? no. unpopular opinion but i dont really love any types of soups. i think it coz i grew up not really eating it 4. If so, do you put a lot of saltine crackers in it? - 5. What’s better, hard taco shells or soft? soft always!!!

6. What drink are you addicted to? none. actually i lied. ive been drinking sugar free soda soooo much lately. its so bad 7. Do you drink/eat before you go to bed? nope. just water if anything 8. Have you ever taken benadryl to help you fall asleep? nope 9. Would you rather have a dog or cat? a dog 10. Would you ever have a pet snake? haha never 11. What about a tarantula? neverrrr 12. Would you drink the water from Mexico? bottled water yes. i generally dont drink tap water in any country other an australia 13. Do you have speakers for your computer/laptop? yes i got a soundbar, best this i ever purchased 14. Have you ever thought you were allergic to your hair? no 15. Do you like candles? loveee. i have one lit rn 16. Do you get sad when your friends have so much potential but they don’t use it? not necessarily but i always hype them up  17. Have you heard of the band Blindside, Decyfer Down, or Fireflight? ive heard of blindside 18. What movie do you want to have? to have? none lol, we’re all about the streams now 19. Do you go to a lot of musicals? ive been to three 20. ^If you were in a musical/play would you kiss someone on the lips if that was part of the scene? yeah i would, itd just be part of the job description lol 21. What kind of TV do you have? sony 22. Have you ever read the book The Giver? nope 23. Did you hate doing book reports in school? i dont think i ever did those 24. Do you hate it when you lose contact with your friends? not really, especially at this point in our lives. i get that everyones busy 25. Do you dwell in the past a lot? not really 26. Are you tired 24/7 and do you take a lot of naps? neither haha 27. Have you ever watched movies all day? yes but i do get a bit bored 28. Who’s your favorite author? i dont have one 29. Have you ever been a fan of Shakespeare? haha no 30. Do you think hellogoodbye is annoying because it’s overplayed too much? havent heard any of their songs in like over a decade

[salamandersorcerer]

Thanks for tagging me @debonairmalchick it’s fun to b included :)

RULES: Answer 20 questions (+5), then tag 20 bloggers you want to get to know better

1) Name: [REDACTED] :p

2) Nickname: Sal

3) Zodiac: Gemini sun, Saggitarius moon, Virgo rising, Cancer venus uhh that’s all I got off the top of my head

4) Height: 5’6” as of my last checkup

5) Language: just English :/ I took 2 years of French tho 😅

6) Nationality: born in the UK raised in the US

7) Favorite season: I have reasons to like all of them! The first half of spring is really nice here though because it’s not super warm all the time and it rains more but still gets sunny sometimes

8) Favorite flower: right now I wanna say forget-me-nots because I feel that and they’re simple and pretty 😊 but I saw a snowdrop first the first tome when I was visiting Vermont 2 weeks ago and they’re just like in Stardust which is one of my favorite movies so that was cool!

9) Favorite scent: probably lemon or like, fresh cut strawberries (not artificial that can feel cloying), they both smell so clean and good!

10) Favorite color: I usually say green just because I like pretty much every shade of green but all of them is good. I’m gay can u tell

11) Favorite animal: probably crows but also frogs and snails and rats and snakes and cats and also every other bird. I’m a wannabe witch can u tell

12) Favorite fictional character: oh my god that’s so hard uh uh uhh Terezi? Roxy? Jegbert? Percy Jackson? I read so much how choose hnn

13) Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: I mostly drink tea and it’s so so good but hot chocolate wins :p

14) Average sleep: I try to regulate my sleep schedule and get 8 hours a night cuz I get realllly weird on low sleep but it probably adds up to more like 6 or 7 😅

15) Dog or cat person: I mean I love dogs but I’m a cat person ALL the way, no contest

16) Number of blankets: I keep 3 in my room but I usually just do 1 at a time because I get all sweaty with more

17) Dream trip: I’m not much of a planner so I haven’t thought much about this but mostly I just wanna go back to England to visit my grandma

18) Blog established: I’m pretty sure it was 7th grade so like 2014 or 2015 but I wasn’t really active until last year

19) Followers: 73 of u guys! :D I’ve been kinda lazy about weeding out bots tho 😅

20) Random fact about me: I’ve been in choir since 4th grade! I’m still not super great at singing but I can carry a tune and I LOVE IT so

21) Hogwarts house: I’m a hufflepuff 💛 but I could fit in with ravenclaw too :) the test keeps saying I’m gryffindor but I’m not! I’m not a gryffindor leave me alone! I’m not like Neville who over comes his fears and shows true bravery! Leave me alone!

22: Now reading/Last book read: I WAS reading Forever by Maggie Stiefvater but it disappeared which ????? How????? I’m self isolating I’m only ever in one of 4 rooms! So now I’m reading Marissa Meyers’ Renegades trilogy

23) MTBI type: I’m an INFP-T, the mediator (which... yeah.)

I tag anyone who thinks itd be fun! Put me as the one who tagged you :) if we’re mutuals I forget you I’m so sorry I’m super tired and spacey. Here’s some people! No pressure haa

@guy-sushisan @eltheking @i-hate-chick-fil-a @kooookymon @katritt @puffinmaster246 @yourdadnat @amestriscore

[memes-for-the-meme-kind]

More Random Voice Chat Sentences!

“Oh that’s nice. Somebody go and like a bunch of shit so I don’t have to look at dick.”

“I’m sorry...what?”

“Frick I can’t speak.”

“Singing in other languages always sounds better not in your language.”

“Tobouscus sounds like a disease.”

“What’s wrong? Oh, I’ve got Tobuscus.”

“Aggressive typing in Russian.”

“I moved from my room to the bathroom.”

“Ew, there’s a truck in my old driveway.”

“Where am I?”

“I think our Bird Mom is dead.”

“BIRD MOM NOO!”

“My family calls me by this name, and because you are my family, I want you to call me by this name too.”

“My last name is Basic Bitch.”

“My last name is fuck you.”

“Okay, who’s name is fuck me?!”

“Oh my God, Russian’s taking over.” 

“NO HABLA ESPANOL!!”

“Who do I have to ban from my Christian Minecraft Server?!” 

“I have Minecraft, but I don’t know how servers work.”

“I don’t know how Minecraft works.”

“I don’t know how life works.”

“...Are you guys okay?”

“Coleslaw.”

“I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S BEING SAID.”

“Viva la coleslaw.”

“Flapjacks??”

“...now we’re just laughing at silence, and I don’t understand.”

“To be fair, my name is silence.”

“Silence will fall.”

“So whenever it’s pure silent, everyone is screaming my name.”

“...................................................okay this is too ominous.”

“Are you Satan?”

“Am I having a stroke?! What are you saying?!”

“Yamogo....fuck.”

“Rest in F.”

“I mean...I say....Cunt??”

“I have no idea what you’re laughing at...”

“I know what I said, I know what it means in your stupid American!!”

“There’s a cat in my pants.”

“You’ve heard of ‘there’s a snake in my boot,’ now get ready for ‘there’s a cat in my pants’.”

“Wait, do you guys not have three legs??”

“Don’t die on the way.”

“What if...there’s a human body...”

“You sound like a mad scientist, I hope you realize that.”

“46,853 arms.”

“FISHFACE ON LEEEEGS.”

“What if humans didn’t have feet.”

“Fleshy rectangles. That’s what toes are.”

“Ahh. Zhe fleeting idea.”

“Glowing blood.”

“Just imagine if your veins like glowed in the dark.”

“You know what...It’d be harder to hide a body...”

“I wanna say one thing before I go to sleep...Fuck you.”

“Absorb that food.”

“I’m not even going to eat it, I’m just gonna put it ontop of my face, and absorb it through my face molecules...”

“I come back to panty shots of cars!”

“Don’t you just hate it when your boob shoots somebody?”

“Don’t you just hate it when somebody makes you laugh so hard that lasers come out of your boobs?”

“Oh my God, that’s what you meant by car panty shot...”

“Her fucking boobs turned into fucking tanks. What the fuck???”

“BOOB-BERRY?!”

“Ah yes, Boob-Berry. My favorite anime.”

“Leave.”

“Uhhh....fuck.”

“No, I’m just rubbing the microphone awkwardly with my finger...”

“’-Itis’ is a suffix meaning, ‘swelling of the.’ So saying ‘Oldmanitis’ is saying ‘swelling of the old man’...which is really gross now that I’m saying it out loud.”

“I kinda want her to be dead again...which is kinda horrible...”

“___ THE IGNORER! ___ THE IGNORER!”

“WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING?!”

“SHE DID!!”

“...Jevil. Yes. The Cuphead boss.”

“Robot sneeze.”

“I got dumb bitch disease, you can’t call me out.”

“Hello, welcome back. Can you explain Muppet Nudity to me?”

“1, 2, 3, 4, who the fuck likes chicken porn? 5, 6, 7, 8, Muppet Nudity to...uuuhh....I’m not gonna say that to a minor.”

“Oh yeah, she was shot in the head. Killed instantly.”

“I am the Magical Box of Mystery and Wonder~ OooooOOOOoooOOOooooh!”

“Please perish.”

“I get it if the name is something unique like...Shanooshka.”

“I feel like you’d be arrested for fucking an oreo.”

“I said Tokyoooo SHIT!!”

“Dude I don’t even know who that is and I’m still laughing!!”

“Dude, I hate him! He deserves to die!!”

“What is-- I’m scared.”

“I genuinely have no idea what the fuck is going on?”

“Fucking fanart, not fanfart!!”

“Goddamn it, my ear just randomly started hurting.”

“And you’re cutting the fuck out!”

“Squish the phone.”

“And I’m over sharing at this point, so I guess that’s my queue to go the fuck to sleep!”

[firebuug]

ok here’s this. pokemon au ramble. because this week has just been me loving my ocs but bass boosted. under the cut!! this post will be REALLY long mainly because of the teams sorry!

pokemon au is pure bc no deaths or rlly bad things happen

buggy is a trainer who went on the pokemon journey for fun and as a coming-of-age kinda thing(also because he may or may not have burnt his house down with a litwick), but kinda stopped getting gym badges half way and decided to settle down and just take the road casually. he settled down with apoccy and they both run a little pokemon sanctuary and care for pokemon that aren’t able to go back to the wild or have some little quirk (for example a litwick that cant keep itself lit easily). he likes battling for fun rather than for glory, and when his rival (farrow, obvs) was like “ha im gonna beat u and become the champion and ur not” he was like “i mean ok have fun!” which makes farrow pissed. he’s a guy who really cares about pokemon’s feelings and basically got back into action from pokemon santuary-ing and fought against the coven (the bad guy team) to stop them from hurting anyone.

team: 

- Ari (talonflame) (he flies around on her!)

- Lulu (chandelure) (his absolute baby and child)

- Fluffy (ampharos) (he named it fluffy when it was a mareep but then it evolved a bit and it wasnt fluffy anymore. its name is still fluffy tho)

- Big Boy (pelipper) (he’s a big ocean enthusiast but can’t swim and is a bit afraid of the water, so he uses pelipper to navigate over it and help him fish)

- Ellis (sylveon) (he wanted him to be a flareon but he loved them a lot and he ended up becoming a sylveon but buggy still loves him 100%)

- Musha (musharna) (musha helps him go to sleep easier and stay awake better as well, it’s basically his service pokemon ahghjhdjkf. she’s usually floating by his side!)

i think mendel would be a pokemon professor bc he studies pokemon. how he was even trusted enough to hand out pokemon to small children is a mystery, but gene takes care of most of the friendly stuff with handing u ur pokemon and stuff, mendel just does the research. later on it’s revealed that mendel is part of the region’s bad guy group, the coven! (>:3cc) their goal is to fuse multiple powerful pokemon together into the perfect pokemon that is able to beat everything and everyone else, in a combination of every type in existence. (Idk if this is the plot of any game bc i dont remember the plot of any game past pokemon b/w honestly) eventually the protag gets them to not fucking destroy everything and befriend the big boy pokemon (juggy, but like pokemon) and the coven disbands their group and just live life as normal people not criminals bc pokemon verse is best verse

team: - Juggy (sivally) (idk shit about sivally or the sumo plot but it looks like a fusion pokemon and its cute so like um there we go ig. in the actual au itd probably be a completely new pokemon but im lazy)

- Cofagrigus (obvious reasons. if i didnt want to keep this au pure i wouldve mentioned he still grave digs)

-Mimikyu (shut up its cute)

- Flabebe (flowere) (”oh what a pretty flower, it will be great to work on. oh no its a pokemon. guess its my child now”)

- Arbok (its a snake he loves snakes he gives it little pats on the head and rattatas)

- Claydol (it has a ton of red eyes and its black and red what more do you want from him. also he thinks it is cool and its psychic so like hhuiionnghgh yeah)

gene is a pokemon docdor (he heals those boys up for you and takes care of them) and helps mendel out in research since they both share an interest in researching pokemon!!! he doesn’t know that hes part of the bad guy team that snatches up pokemon and doesn’t question any weird things he decides to research about until like the end. he’s really nice and’ll probably catch up to you along your journey just to see how you’re doing, check up on you, and give you cool stuff like the master ball n stuff. he has a big greenhouse where he grows berries and’ll give you some as gifts along the way. he battles you occasionally to see how strong you’ve gotten and’ll heal your pokemon when your done, giving you tips. he likes hanging out around forests and little garden areas.

team:

- Serperior (long boi. good noodle boi.)

- Comfey (C O M F E Y flowere boi) 

- I lost my old gene team im so sad so i dont remember any of it

- Bitty (budew) (BABY BOY BABY! he loves them sm) (it evolves into roserade later on but shhhshhh baby budew)

- Swanna (pretty birb!!) (helps him water the plants in the greenhouse!!)

- Ana (unfezant) (HE NEEDS ANA OK)

- Audino (mega) (he needs that healy pokemon it’s essential) (theyre his little helper)

farrow is the stereotypical rival guy tbh. with buggy he was like “im gonna be better than u” and buggy was like “stop bullying me” but then just “ok” so he got bored. with skuggy it was more competitive, and they even battled each other right at the victory road’s entrance to see who was better, but they never got to complete the elite 4 trial since the coven juggy shit happened and they basically had to team up temporarily to stop these guys. when all of that was done farrow got back to challenging the elite four and trying to become champion, but he’s still struggling and is trying to train his team to become better while skuggy went “eh i’m done that was fun tho” and gave up. farrow hates being seen as weak and wants to have the strongest team, but he still loves his pokemon even if he pushes them near the limit sometimes while all focused up on winning.

team:

- Ally (linoone) (theres no possum pokemon and im mad but he likes ferrets too so) (or uh. long raccoon?) (either way he loves ally and she’s kind of a tank)

- Mittens (incineroar) (this was his starter, somehow, since he took the traditional trainer coming-of-age path and went to become the best.) (he loves his cat even if it did become....bipedal and buff??????) (They share the same big ego and victory flexing) (he rides on mittens’s shoulders sometimes or mittens carries him with arms in the air like a king)

- Rogue (liepard) (cate!!) (also it really fits him!!!) (he loves his thief cat and steals everyone’s items with it and makes them mad) (skuggy has cursed this cat out for stealing all his pokemon’s items at least twice before while both her and farrow looked on grinning smugly)

- Jasper (noivern) (i associate farrow with bats a lot, i think he likes bats now) (big fuckig boy who farrow flies on and farrow really likes battling with) (when farrow is out travelling and is tired and it’s late but he can’t find anywhere to stay, jasper shields him and makes whats basically a mini tent with his wings around him)

- Doggo (houndoom) (Farrow named him doggo as a joke but it stuck) (Fire dog with evil aesthetic! Farrow loves this) (He’s a good dog and farrow pats him for doing good work. he sniffs out berries and items for him on the road and is like his guard dog.)

- Snippy (gliscor) (another bat babey) (i might change it but idk) (it’s a sneakey boy) (he is also a tank and poisons everyone’s pokemon) (farrow accidentally gets stung by him like twice a week)

skuggy is a trainer who set out on the pokemon journey as a means to get out of his shitty house and family, collecting pokemon to help defend himself, but ended up really loving pokemon (especially bug types) and trying to take on a few gyms while he was at it. eventually he met farrow and it became kind of like a little race to see who can get the most gym badges first, giving him a motivation to travel the region and take on the elite 4. after the juggy fiasco he got a bit tired of fighting and decided he valued his pokemon a lot since they defended him and helped him fight back so he said “yknow what im gonna take a break from our race thing, im just gonna find somewhere to finally stay and chil out” while farrow was shaking the elite four’s door like “LET ME IIIIIN���. he’s kinda chill now and is thinking about going back and trying to fight the 4 someday, but for now he’s just a guy who catches bugs. he and gene hang out sometimes and go into forests n stuff. he’s still a butcher in this world ig. mans gotta make some money

team:

- Clove (scolipede) (his first pokemon, he caught it and went with it, but got really attached really fast) (she is his baby and he made it so far with her by his side and is really proud of both clove and himself for getting this far) 

- Big Tony (armaldo) (he found a fossil pokemon and kept it since it’s rock type and can help ward off fire types, which is a big weakness of his team, but he ended up loving big tony too. i know theyre supposed to be like 4 foot 9 but please imagine big tony as a BIG boy that skuggy can ride on its shoulders and back to get around.)

- Babie (ribombee) (he caught this thing and said “this is the cutest shit i’ve ever seen.” went on to destroy dragon types and be the best bee ever.) (actually it’s pretty weak but skuggy believes in them)

- Toaster (heracross) (heracross was too cute for skuggy NOT to catch. it’s the powerhouse. this boy rips thru pokemon likes it’s nothing. unless it’s a fire or flying type. then it dies.) (it likes to f i t e and shares skuggy’s quick temper, because u know what they say, like pokemon like trainer)

- Big old boy (stoutland) (this was also one of the first pokemon he’s ever caught and it was really strong, defended him well and was kind of like the tank of the team, so he kept it. he likes sleeping on its back, and sometimes it has to remember it isn’t a tiny dog anymore because it tries to jump at skuggy to greet him and he gets fucking smashed.) (hes a very good boy, he’s very fluffy, and skuggy loves him so much and owes him his life)

- Jeff (swadloon) (skuggy loves his emo-looking son.) (ever since he beat depression in the dick he just cant help but see himself in swadloon) (but swadloon is happy, just very comfy and grumpy) (swadloon loves skuggy and skuggy loves swadloon) (i mean just look at him) (it’s perfect for skuggy)

okay i’m done here there’s obviously more people but this post is getting alarmingly long and i still need to make their teams. if u read this entire thing u deserve 20 cat images and more jesus christ u madman !!!!!!

[heckolve]

tagged in a meme by the filthy @xjuuno  >:/// <3

rules: answer 20 questions and tag 20 people you’d like to know better!

nicknames: matt, matty, m

height: 5′6′

orientation: questioning biromantic >://

favorite fruit: pears :0

favorite season: fall

favorite flowers: SUNFLowers

favorite scents: this specific type of old spice i forget, post thunderstorm smell?

favorite color: yellow?? i also love red, black, and blue

favorite animal: OK uh, i love moths,, but also snakes and tigers? also octopi

coffee tea or hot chocolate: hot chocolate >:00

average hours of sleep: shit dude uh, 3-6??

cat or dog person: i like dogs but......... cats are a reason to live

favorite fictional character: UHG 

# of blankets I sleep w/: usually 2

dream trip: im not big on traveling but i itd be fun to go to california again?? and ig meet some of my online friends 

blog created: uh,,,,, march 2017? 

# of followers: 1127 >:)

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im not gonna tag anyone bc i hate being annoying >:’//

[beebosbitchh]

All the odd numbered gay asks!!

wow ur really going for it (thank you ha)

// edit: im like 2-3 questions in and im just now thinking that this wasnt the best idea since ive only ever dated 2 people //

1. describe your idea of a perfect date

  probably just hanging out together, like cooking/baking something and watching a movie together etc. social environments can be overwhelming/tiring

2. whats your “type”

me: //describes claire

3. do you want kids? 

atm,, no

4. if you do, will you adopt or use some other form of child birth?

if i did, itd probably be through adoption 

5. describe the cutest date you’ve ever been on

uhhh probably the one when me n claire kissed for the first time or when we went to the science center or the history museum just last weekend,, idk claire is cute she makes it hard to pick just one

6. describe your experience having sex for the first time (were you nervous? or was it easy peasy?) 

n/a

7. are you a morning time gay or night time gay?

wannabe morning, but truly a night time gay

8. opinion on nap dates? 

PERFECT! all i wanna do

9. opinion on brown eyes? 

so good. honestly all eyes are 10/10

10. dog gay or cat gay? 

dog probably but my cat qualifies as a dog so whats the truth

11. would you ever date someone who owned rodents or reptiles? 

heck yes??? i actually really like rats?? and snakes?? like idk theyre cool af… plus claire has turtles!

12. whats a turn off you look for before you start officially dating someone

shoot idk,, probably along the line of morals bc im bad at reading personalities beforehand?? does that make sense

13. what is a misconception you had about lgbt people before you realized you were one?

 i think growing up w gay aunts helped me be less ignorant before i realized who i was for myself… i think it was hard for me to get stereotypes out of my mind? not like “oh theyre ____ bc they ___” but more “they’re ____? but they dont seem _____”

14. what is a piece of advice you would give to your younger self

youre questioning yourself for a reason. labels arent everything, take your time.

15. (if attracted to more than one gender) do you have different “types” for different genders? 

n/a 

16. who is an ex you regret? 

my only ex…?

17. night club gay or cafe gay? 

cafe

18. who is one person you would “go straight” for 

dallon. fucking. weekes. have you seen that man? beautiful

19. video game gay, book gay, or movie gay?

movie gay def

20. favourite gay ship (canon or not)

currently garent bc its so pure n cute

21. favourite gay((/lgbt+)) youtuber

dodie clark, connor franta 

22. have you ever unknowingly asked out a straight person?

nope ive never asked any one out tbh

23. have you ever been in love? 

yes

24. have you ever been heartbroken? 

y es

25. how do you determine if you want to be them or be with someone

ok idk how to describe this feeling but i feel like this story is relevant,, a week ago my friend was talking to me about a guy and he showed me a picture of him and i honestly dont remember his face at all like i could not pick this guy out of a crowd bc i was more focused on the HUGE DOG LAYING ON HIS LAP like you guys,, it was such a big dog,  o m g. but yeah like i look at guys but i dont see them bc i dont care lol. but gorls?? i get anxious asl if one even looks at me let alone talks to me soo

26. favourite lgbt musician/band

does brendon urie count?? also st vincent. both dont perfer labels… haley kikoyo, troye sivan

27. what is a piece of advice you have for young / baby gays

take your time. labels can be comforting but restrictive. do your research, be a part of the community even if its just as an ally. dont be afraid to experiment! be w a guy, be w a girl, do what you think will help you know what you do and dont like. the hardest part and coming out to yourself.

28. are you out? if so how did you come out

hahhahahhahaaa…. i didnt really come out on my own terms.. i think my friends mom said something to both of my parents lmao! but i didnt specifically say something to her so its kinda my fault ig… my dad just asked me if i was and i was at the point where i was comfortable and there would be no point in lying. my mom is a different story that im not about to think to much into. i was really really sad and didnt want to talk to her in the first place but she tried to comfort me and then outed me out of nowhere?? literally one of my lowest points it was so awful and embarrassing i felt like i couldnt breathe i was so sad and mad and she wouldnt leave me alone. 

29. what is the most uncomfortable / strange coming out experience you have

mom

30. what is a piece of advice for people who may not be in a safe place to express their sexuality

i hate this so much bc what really can you do… personally, stay safe. keep your head down if you have to… its really awful that you have to be cautious in the first place. but dont sacrifice who you are. push the boundaries when you can do so safely. stay strong and see a future where we dont have to be scared ((this is probably really bad advice but i dont know extreme situations… for me its mostly school and certain places in public))

[yuissamidare]

 twenty facts about me thing

@cosmicfalls IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET TO THIS IM SORRY BUT UM

1. when i was seven a boy punched me in the gut on the dare and i looked him dead in the eye and said ’you thought you could hurt ME???’ and he looked super freaked out which was good but i went to cry in the girls bathroom for like two hours so that kinda ruined the vibe i think

2. IM SCARED OF RABBITS!! like. super scared because once my science teacher was like ‘rabbits have two sets of teeth and can easily rip off a chunk of your flesh’ i will never set a hand on a rabbit.

3. in relation to that thing above ive never eaten a mushroom bc i saw on an animal planet documentary that some mushrooms are poisonous and i convinced myself ALL mushrooms are poisonous and id rather be safe than sorry.

4. i was born on a holiday and whenever i see street dances outside i like too… pretend theyre for me nfnrurnk

5. i met my half brother for the first time last year! he is the first of my siblings i was able to meet! i got so flustered about meeting him i showed him my Bone Collection. 

6. i used to feed stray dogs, like, a lot. if go to a restaurant i would sneak bread and pholourie under my clothes to give to them, and i would take like, leftover rice and meat if we were at home to feed them. at one point this… big brown mutt with matted fur and bald spots followed me to my aunts house and we decided to keep her since she already had like three tiny dogs and she wanted a big one. her name is princess. 

7. in response to the above my aunt told me ‘you just really have a heart for pathetic creatures’ which makes sense, i am also pathetic.

8. uhh everyone knows this but i got a snake tooth stuck in my hand for a year and manually ripped it out because wanted to get a pet rat.

9. i did not get a pet rat that year but one of the kids in school went up to me at the start of school and handed me a flea infested squirrel in a butterfly case and was like ‘youre good with animals right?? fix this one?’ me and the science teacher got rid of the fleas but the lil fucker tore up my arms and i can say with full confidence that squirrels are Awful Pets. i do not recommend.

10. my irl nickname sporty is because my given name miada looks like miata, which is a sports car. my favorite science teacher was like ‘miada?? like, miata? can i call you sporty?’ i didnt know what he was talking about and assumed the ‘sporty’ nickname was because i was on the wrestling team. then suddenly everyone was like ‘wow sporty, i cant believe you were named after a car.’ i got that nickname when i was nine.

11. when i was fivei lived in florida for while and my mom was always like ‘look out for all these jumbies!! jumbies eat bad kids who dont listen!’ and at random times she or one of the other people living with us would go ‘a jumbie is coming!’ and i would curl up into a ball and cover my ears and hold my breath bc. Fear. my most vivid memory was going to school with her boyfriend and he suddenly closed the door on us and went ‘shhh… its a jumbie….’ and he went outside to talk to it. after he was done and we where going down the steps i noticed like.. dark green thingys (mulch most likely) trailing away and i did not sleep that night.

12. when i was younger i had this cool car bed that had this storage thing in the front where i kept toys and i would take everything out it when i felt bad and lay down in it. it was orange and always really cool and i took nice in it. i had to give it away at one point so i either slept in the closet or under the bed me and my mom shared.

13. i thought everyone was my friend growing up i would wave to strangers n cops on the street n shit n once i went to a parent teacher conference and the teacher was like ‘your kid has a lot of friends’ and i was like ‘YEAH!! everyones my friend! youre my friend too!’ and she was like ‘im your teacher.’ and i said ‘but youre my friend too!! everyone is my friend’ and her exact face to my response was :/

14. this is embarrassing but i got into anime when i was like six or something bc??? cn would should stuff like naruto and inuyasha and prince of tennis when i got home from school and my mom really liked inuyasha and naruto so she and her friend and her daughter would shit down and watch it with us and… that made me really happy because it was something everyone would enjoy.

15. i broke my ribs reall bad one once and was like. ‘HAH… JUST SOME BROKEN RIBS… WHAT AM I GONNA DO??? CRY ABOUT IT??’ but it was awful i didnt know how to feel better so i just. drank water. jugs and jugs of water which made me feel worse bc i got overhydration headaches and i need to pee a lot and i filled myself up with so much water that if i ate i would not keep anything in. for the next three years i refused to drink water i survived off of soft drinks and apple juice and milk.

16. i drank orange juice for the first time when i was twelve bc i refused to to think anything was better than apple juice. my favorite juice is orange juice.

17. i hated cats at one point wtf was wrong with me.

18. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh at one point my uncle found this newborn puupy or something and i made it my Mission to take care of that thing. her name is cinderella and princess fucking hated her.

19. I CAN PURR!!! LIKE MAKE MY THROAT VIBRATE N SHIT. it freaks the fuck out of my friends its hilarious??? i learned how when i got my first cat bc i thought itd help me understand him better.

20. i carry band aids and spare shoelaces with me always!!

um. ehhh… i tag @betanyagito @loveaddictions @nyanth @magiorb @digidayo @hanabira @yaaichi aND WHOEVER ELSE WANTS TO DO THIS I GUESS

[kennnysparks]

ANGELS AND VAMPIRES: 🌞 1.eye #love this #picture, everything about Jesus is hella #cool to me.I dont know why ppl hate Jesus, even if they dont believe in Jesus or think He was real or #God itd be like a person hating #BATMAN or #Tony da #Tiger or Superman or Homer simpson.. they all represent good things in my opinion..good personifications ..good arcetypes...#iconic characters ..the ideals they represent is larger then them... 🌞 2.winever i look at great #artist or iconic artist..i see the arcetypes that they represent that are larger then them..and its representing those ideals that make them into sumthin hella #epic...larger then life and #legendary.... 🌞 3.its #power in arcetypes and power in personifing certain ideals that resonate in the humon conciousness.  🌞 4. humons are a result of years of genetic evolution..no information has been lost..win a humon sees a #snake it triggers da same things that seeing a snake triggered in humons in da cave man days...the instincts were saved in da dna...its sumthings that are saved in every humonz dna..arcetypes..images..natural #fears..inclinations..past down thru generations ...sum call it #collectiveconciousness.. 🌞 5..but great artist tap into that old collective conciousness...and becum larger then life by being themselves but also wearing da #mask of immortalized ideals..being decorated with immortalized arcetypes that easily burn themselves into da humons minds..its deep.. 🌞 6...one arctype that stays in humon mind easily is cats...#cats are a arcetype that are easily processed by humonz..win they think of #cat they think..of mystery #magic and selfishness usually....to sum degree. 🌞 7...but Jesus is hella cool to me..to me he represents da #sun..and #perfectlove..love that u dont gotta earn from actions or relationships or being blood related..love u dont gotta earn by being #pretty talented or a good person..but free love #purelove unbiased love in essence...random ranting..goodmorning. . 🌞