#its 4am bro

[grnherbs]

fuckin fire alarms man jesus christ

[smytherines]

who's up thinking about spies

[skipitty-bop]

gus sorola morphing into simmons idk if you care

[feelboss]

me when I've never played a game with a character creator before

[incorrectccrp]

Ted: Look, every man ends up here eventually. Every hero must fall from their pedestal, every angel must fall from the heavens, every god must fall from grace. It's fate, it's destiny, it's inevitable- Pete: Do you want a hand up? Ted, laying on the floor: Yes please

[starfall-calamity]

You so right mr jash I am losing my shit omg

Also also also Jash himself drew the hand on the cover!!!

[digital999placebo]

u n me, always forever <3 gilberts age of enlightment begins n ends with ludwig

anon asked for dr. gilbert setting Germany together...

hell yea B)

[lavalamp-juice]

Hi! Just a Mario Fic based on posts from @zootopiathingz and @jessadamsdraws , thanks for the inspo!

It had been about a 6 months since the Mario Brothers started living in the mushroom kingdom, it had been nice but a pretty big change from Brooklyn.

The air quality was much different, the people were nicer and the abundance of nature and different technology was something to get used to. The brothers had been working for Toads homes but they mainly worked for the castle and there was lots of work to be done. It is a very big castle after all.

While getting their tools and uniforms on Luigi had noticed Mario looking in the mirror a lot more than usual and pacing back and forth. Combing his hair over and over again, Luigi found it strange.

Mario and Peach had some sort of spark since the first time they met. They had never really brought it up to each other, this made both Peach and Mario wonder if the other liked them like *that*. Luigi had figured out they had crushes on each other fairly easily but today he was going to get all the confirmation he needed.

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When Luigi finally got Mario to stop looking in the mirror they warp-piped to the Castle. Peach and two guards were waiting for them at the front gate. Of course she had many Toads working for her she didn't need to greet them or explain what work needed to be done. She saw it as a way of giving thanks for helping her defeat Bowser and well she just liked spending time with them, especially Mario. Some days she couldn't get him off her mind, how heroic and kind he was. Today was one of those days. She saw the brothers jump out of the warp pipe and walk towards the castle. She got butterflies🦋 but could keep her composure.

"Hey princess how are ya?"Mario asked.

"Hi!, good as usual" she said smiling.

Her smile was always so genuine and sweet Mario thought.

"How about you guys?" she asked.

"Good" both of them answered at the same time.

Peach giggled and gestured to follow her.

Luigi noticed how red Mario would get when he was with her.

She had led them to a guest bathroom, where the sink faucet was leaking a bit

"We'll get it fixed in no time" Luigi assured her.

"Take all the time you need"

He went inside the bathroom to get started while Mario and Peach were chatting outside the door, Luigi overhearing. They were laughing and reminiscing on their adventure to the Jungle Kingdom.

Mario somehow always had something witty to say, Luigi found it strange since he had never been good with women back home. There was just something different about their relationship.

"Well I wont keep you, some toads will have some snacks in the Dining Hall when you done!"

Mario thanked her and joined Luigi under the sink.

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They were just about finished, they just needed to make sure the sink worked properly. They both stood up and Luigi wanted to test out his theory and wanted to tease his brother a bit, what else were little brothers for?

Hand in pockets Luigi playfully rolled his eyes and said "We all know you have a crush on *her*"

Mario, taken a back by his abrupt comment scrunched up his shoulders and thoughts raced through his mind. "I don't want Luigi to know about my crush! Gosh I wouldn't hear the end of it. Anyways it's not like I ever plan on would ever telling her! That was farthest thing he wanted to do. She was a princess after all! Who would want someone like him..." he thought.

"I do not have a crush on Peach" Mario waved his hand and dismised.

Luigi raised his eyebrow and smugly looked at his brother. Knowing he had fallen right into his trap...

Mario turned and asked "What??"

Luigi still with his smug look smiled and teased "I never said who."

Mario turned as red as his shirt in disbelief.

How could I have said that?! He thought.

They both laughed and without a moment to lose he playfully jumped on Luigi's back " Listen here you little jerk!" Mario couldn't stop laughing at the fact his own brother tricked him like that!

Peach had heard the commotion while walking down the hall.

So she came around with a smile and peered through the door "What are you two up to?"

Luigi with Mario on his back happily replied "Oh! Just teasing him about his cru- "

"I hurT MY FOOT AND HE'S GIVING ME A RIDE!" Mario's voice cracking, interrupted him. He was a terrible liar. He could feel how red his face was, he could barely get his thoughts straight.

"uh.... okay." Peach awkwardly answered.

A very long 3 seconds of silence passed by.

"So uh.. You two almost done? To join me for afternoon tea and the snacks?"

"Yup, i- uh yes" Mario still embarrassingly stuttered. He got down from Luigis back.

"We will be there in just a moment Princess we just need to finish up, thank you" Luigi answered still smirking.

Peach nodded and walked away. "Something about a crush" she thought. She wondered if it could be her but alas that was only wishful thinking. "Probably someone back from their world." she sighed under her breath.

Luigi tested out the sink while Mario had his hands over his face.

"Is it really that obvious?" Mario asked, muffled by his hands.

"Ehhh yes... And no. But you just confirmed it for me. I was about 80% sure before ehehe." Luigi answered.

"Gosh- do you think that she uh... She-"

"Likes you? Yeah bro I'd say so. You're a great guy!"

"Really... Huh, I'd really hope so. "

Luigi patted Mario on the back.

"It'll all work out. You'll see. Now c'mon let's go join her for tea"

"Alright" Mario said, the redness in his face had died down a bit.

On their way to the Dining Hall he wondered if he actually had a chance with the lovely princess...

Only time would tell.

[underpaid-therapist]

Guys… I made a trolls oc…. Her name is Shout if you couldn’t tell 🤪🤪

Edit: I forgot to add her name on the piece… OH WELL

[thtupidity]

i think SYBO should give us space station 2024 just so we can have more animated series rep that isn't just "subway city but [blank]"

[nyxi-pixie]

i have lost the ability to sleep again

[deadbydairy]

I just finished watching Burnt and never have I been so quick to look for fanfics that will give my adorable babie Tony Balerdi what he fucking deserves. That man was in love with Adam and is still in love him even after the shitshow in Paris and years later. Also when Tony rushes to room 659 to tell Adam the good news of how they still have a shot at that third star, Adam had the audacity to kiss Tony and then proceed to makeout with Helene when he left???? Uhm???? I think tf not???? I'm just an angry gay who wants their precious lil gay babie to get his man cause unrequited love to that extent? That shit hurts ;-;-;-;

[fearandhatred]

i hate david tennant how the hell does he just look like that... genuinely in distress

[i-review-christmas-rom-coms]

the emotional rollercoaster that is the christmas prince series continues to be one of the greatest mysteries of modern television because how do you go from

1: pure trash. could barely make it through the second time. every second of watching this sends me closer to the edge. i hate you amber you are my enemy

2: ... camp?? crazy bc it actually took me a year after my first experience with the shitshow that is the christmas prince 1 to force myself to try again but i was actually having a good time here. everyone is so silly like I <3 you guys [not you amber. never you] yess unintentional gold

3: the finale. climax. apothéose. literally insane. an absolute journey. went into this not knowing whether to get out the popcorn or the vomit bucket and somehow left both untouched. this film is a tragedy named king tai and queen ming. the tragedy is that it wasn't about them wtf. literally crying wdym they only appear in this film and leave forever. THE PRINCESS SWITCH TWO REFERENCE WASN'T ENOUGH I DEMAND BLOOD

[sillycyan]

Cerulean after creating TELEPATHS

[bonetrousledbones]

wait dont the skelebros RENT their house. how much do you think they hate their landlord. how much do you think their landlord hates them