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#its a fantasy world lemme be gay
rielzero · 1 year
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Baldur’s Gate and why Europeans should do all our RPGs
Europeans aren’t shy of fruity stuff, but one thing that’s really annoyed me out of fantasy and rpg games, is that at times you feel like you can’t customize your character’s sexuality. I want to be able to play a gay dude and capable of rejecting the women, its really peeving when a character flirts with me and I have no way of saying no thank you I’m not into you.
Or that I can’t romance the men, that too. Like this is a fantasy world?? Lemme have my good time. Most game publishers are too shy, them AAA game studios can’t have our satanic fun time. Nope everything has to be boring, and romance stale. LET SOME HOT DUDE FLIRT WITH MY TWINK CHARACTER. PLEASE. EAT ME UP IN THEIR EYES.
Ugh and so much bad writing too, like sometimes its just too easy.
I’m so fucking hyped for this game that I can finally just play a character that's gay as hell. Thanks game. I cannot stop thinking about you and it ain’t 3rd of august yet. LET ME HAVE MY VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND PLEASE.
No more puritan or crap stale badly written romance, give me the good shit that AAA’s won’t do.
Friendly reminder that Straight-Locking is a thing in games, and it happens. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Straight-Locking
I am going to be so gay in baldur’s gate 3.
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THANK YOU LARIAN
ALSO MORE FRUITY VAMPIRES IN FUTURE TITLES PLS
give me
EVERYTHING
IM HUNGRY
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man writeblr is having a normal one huh
anyway the ~woke mob~ is not coming to steal your hands for the crime of not writing about black people or gays or whatever the fuck the terror these people have is. people write all cis all straight all white casts all the time. its harder to get away with all cis straight white male casts these days but i still see those around too. you are literally under no obligation to say "i dont want to write those gross icky minorities" or whatever when asked, because you can also ignore people.
and additionally yeah! it is part of a larger trend of racism in books and writing in general when people exclude anyone who is nonwhite from their potential casts! it is part of a larger trend of homophobia and transphobia when you exclude anyone who isn't cis or straight! if you refuse to write disabled characters it is part of a larger trend of ableism! This is true and pretending like it isn't just makes you look really fucking stupid.
If you really don't want to write anyone who isn't cis straight white and shit like. who is gonna stop you? but you can't be a fucking crybaby about the idea that it might Possibly be racist or homophobic or sexist or whatever. It's how it works. If you decide to join into the centuries-long literary tradition of excluding the undesirables from your writing, you have to acknowledge that you are joining into that literary tradition, and if you conclude you're doing that because you want to, then like. yeah your cast is gonna come over as charged with bigotry. You may not mean it that way but you have to know it's how it works.
like, ill raise my hand, i made up a whole racialized group of fantasy people because i didn't want to deal with the potential issues of writing about Real People and my entire cast is white, pretty much. the intent was different, because i kept running into little racist stereotypes and shit that had gotten into my head when i was younger and hadn't fully unpacked, and decided to err on the side of not writing that shit into my books- but that means that I do have an exclusively white main character cast. Is that kinda racist? Yeah, it is. That's how it works. I'm not running around pitching a goddamn fit about how its sooooo mean that this might possibly be racist.
My cast is also like, out of the main characters I can think of off the top of my head, I have two women and four men. That's not the worst gender ratio ever, but it's not great. That's kinda sexist. It is what it is. You may not change these things but that doesn't mean you get to cry and moan about how its such an INJUSTICE that these EVIL WOMEN are calling your book slanted toward one gender. It is slanted toward one gender. (The reasoning for that is because I made a bunch of fail guy siblings and girlbosses and 3/4ths of my one cast is related, but because the fail guys are actually hanging around and the women have better things to do than dick around during the main plot, they dont wind up being major players in the world's worst cross country road trip. They have jobs.)
Lemme think. What about ableism. I don't think I even bothered thinking about that but looking at my general cast, one comes from an explicitly eugenecist theoocracy so that's supposed to be like a big deal, one of the few brothers who are not in the main story because he's too busy being a badass is missing an eye and has reduced mobility in one arm, but thats all i can really think of for relevant important characters. Since that's an actual theme I am gonna rework that but again. I am under no obligation to. People might not like it, but there is no one who is capable of reaching through my computer screen and physically stopping me from writing a fully abled cast and most people do ! write casts with zero incidences of physical disability!
i do not know how to write neurotypical people so my entire cast is extremely adhd and its also a plot point that literally everyone has ptsd, including the characters who are super convinced they definitely don't have ptsd. You are under no obligation to do this either.
My cast is casually trans off-screen, which is basically just because I came up with everything when I was still in the closet and I kind of don't feel like being like "everyone trans actually", its just a thing that no one comments on and the main character doesn't know is like. allowed. This is functionally the same as having no trans characters. Again. Who is going to come cut off my fingers and stop me from typing on my computer about it.
I know everyone on here follows my reasoning. This is not going to get to the people who need to see it. But anyone crying and throwing a fit about how they're being So Oppressed by being asked about the reasoning behind writing an explicitly exclusively white straight cis cast is, at best, a whiny fucking baby who can't stand having their snowflake ass fucking feelings even remotely questioned, and at worst the most thin-skinned bigot alive. I stand by this interpretation and i will defend it if you want to pick a fight btw <3
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demilypyro · 4 years
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Do you have more Queer manga recommendations?? Your taste seems chefkiss
Hmmmm see not many Japanese series are gonna be as direct about their characters' gender and sexual identities as FukaBoku, but there are many mangas in the genderswap and crossdressing tags that play strongly with LGBT themes, if you can wade through the garbage.... lemme look at what I've read and liked...
Here's a long, non-comprehensive list as I look through my bookmarks, in no particular order. I'm just gonna put question marks behind the stuff you could easily infer but that isn't explicitly confirmed. Note that any of these may be varying degrees of yikes depending on your sensitivities.
Fukakai na Boku no Subete o - nonbinary, trans, gay, lesbian, genderqueer, the whole shebang
My Wife is a Man - genderqueer?,gay?
Josou Offline Meeting - trans, bisexual?, genderqueer?
Nicoichi - genderqueer?, bisexual
Magical Trans! - trans?, bisexual?
A Choice of Boyfriend and Girlfriend - trans
Majo no Geboku to Maou no Tsuno - trans?, genderqueer?, genderfluid?, bisexual? (the king of having a ton of gender fuckery but never confirming anything)
Shinyuu Ouji to Koshiginchaku - trans?, bisexua
A Lazy Guy Woke Up as a Girl One Morning - genderqueer?, bisexual?
My First Love Was a Beautiful "Girl" - gay?,bi?, genderqueer?
Zenbu Kimi no Sei - genderfluid, gay, bisexual?
Fantasy Bishoujo Juniku Ojisan to - trans?, bisexual?, demisexual?
Unparalleled Mememori-kun - trans?, bisexual?
When I Was Reincarnated in Another World, I Was a Heroine and He Was a Hero - trans?, bisexual?
How to Make a "Girl" Fall in Love - trans?, gay?
While Cross-Dressing, I Was Hit on by a Handsome Guy! - genderqueer?
Shishunki Bitter Change - trans?
Kanojo ni Naru Hi - trans, bisexual? (the sequel has a trans lesbian)
Ookami Shounen wa Kyou mo Uso o Kasaneru - lesbian?, genderqueer?, trans
Kanojo ni Naritai Kimi to Boku - trans, genderqueer?
Boku Girl - trans, bisexual (warning for some weird stuff now and then, drop it if you get uncomfortable)
Otome Danshi ni Koisuru Otome - genderqueer?, trans
Shimanami Tasogare - gay, trans
Hourou Musuko - trans (lotta people praise this one for its realism but it's not really the wish fulfillment I tend to look for)
Genshiken Nidaime - trans?, bisexual? (confirmed in a sequel of unclear canonicity)
How Many Lightyears to Babylon? - genderfluid, bisexual
Bokura no Hentai - gay, trans (warning for some dark stuff, drop if uncomfortable)
Seito Kaichou desu ga Josou Hajimemashita - genderqueer?
Reversible School Life - genderqueer?
Unbalance School Life - genderqueer? (these two have nothing to do with eachother idk why the titles are so similar)
Balance Policy - trans?
Kyou Kara Yonshimai - trans
Jun and Kaoru - genderfluid
There's even more I could have written down but frankly this list is way too long as it is so I'm gonna stop here.
Note that I tend to look specifically for stuff dealing with gender so if you're just looking for LGB with no gender fuckery you can usually find it in the yuri and yaoi tags (again, if you can wade through the garbage)
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volturialice · 3 years
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Hey G, what cdramas do you recommend? I'm in the middle of The Untamed right now and I'm interested in putting more cdramas on my watchlist.
oh boy, so ok lemme preface this by disclaiming: I haven't seen any of the (mlm) gay ones. my shipping preferences are exclusively het/femslash and that is reflected in my cdrama consumption! I also don't care for modern stuff, so it's period dramas and a lot of wuxia/xianxia (mostly xianxia, which is kind of my platonic ideal of a genre.) also it's a lot of yang mi dramas but that's a coincidence—she just takes roles in all the projects i'm interested in!
that said, I know the mlm shippy ones everyone else recs include Nirvana in Fire, Word of Honor, and Heaven Official's Blessing (idk if there's a live action version of this yet but there's definitely a novel/donghua.)
so with that out of the way, I'm gonna separate this into a) recent recs, b) classics and recent adaptations of classics, and b) other shows I've seen but did not Vibe with. note that I'm not including cws because there are just too many, but if you have questions about potentially triggering content in any of these, feel free to ask me for more info.
actual recs
1) Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms, aka Three Lives Three Worlds aka Eternal Love (I think that's the dumb genericized english title on netflix.) it’s extremely difficult to summarize this one due to its huge cast and elaborate plot but suffice to say: local immortal couple are so extremely star-crossed it takes them three lives to get it right and causes great collateral damage to international immortal politics.
fun fact: this is the single most watched tv show of all time. like, anywhere. possibly because it's so unhinged and eminently re-watchable. I think it's a great intro to the xianxia genre and I chalk its success up to the fact that it's fanfic trope overload. seriously, there are at least three "there was only one bed" scenes in this one show. I think the protagonists are fairly terrible people and yet I can't look away from their train wreck of a relationship.
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luckily it's a huge ensemble cast so there are plenty of other characters for me to enjoy (bi4bi king and queen zilan and yanzhi supremacy give me their spinoff right now.) there are also Supporting Character Gays who could not be more obviously homosexual if they tried and it’s very fun.
there's also an actual spinoff I couldn't get into because I Simply Do Not Care about those characters but hey maybe you guys will
in conclusion, TMOPB is a good Xianxia Starter Pack because it includes a lot of common tropes. I learned a lot just by googling which things were specific inventions of the show vs which things were actual mythology! this show is so popular that basically every other xianxia made post-2017 is a clone of it (seriously, if they don't STOP with these stoic emotionless love interests i’m gonna hurl myself into a magical abyss.)
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goofiest cgi character: the Four Beasts (no I’m still not over the sphincter-mouth.) honorable mention goes to yehua’s tiny offended snake form
2) Legend of Fuyao - sort of a rags-to-riches hero’s journey/jianghu story in which the heroine wanders through several different fantasy countries kicking ass and doing fun sidequests.
the first cdrama I ever watched (after seeing how epic the trailer looked) and still my favorite. notably the only time I have ever actually shipped the two leads. also notable in that the characters are more flawed and multidimensional than you'd typically see in a show like this—I particularly enjoy the concept of "fun Trickster King love interest but he's also kind of a pathological liar and that has actual consequences." has a rough start and drags in places but it's one of the most visually stunning shows on this list and has a fun ensemble cast, some of my favorite fight scenes, and a lot of good h/c moments.
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goofiest cgi character: gotta hand it to yuanbao. if I had a nickel for every time the entire plot hinged on the actions of a single cgi guinea pig
3) Story of Yanxi Palace - a backstabby court intrigue period drama that imagines the rise of real historical figure Consort Ling, who rose from obscurity to great power in the court of the qianlong emperor.
the single most googled show of all time. notable for its gorgeous, elaborate costumes and general attention to detail in design. one of two on this list that's pure period drama, no fantasy (though it certainly takes liberties with actual history.) also probably the most ~”western”-style~ show on the list in terms of pacing and plot structure. it fits right in with prestige period shows like The Tudors or The Borgias, (albeit with far less graphic violence and sex scenes.) a pretty interesting heroine who, again, has actual flaws (still too much candy:spinach ratio, but I'll take what I can get here.) 
I'm just gonna say it: yingluo and empress fuca were super gay for each other. just let them stay home and lez
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sadly devoid of goofy cgi characters
4) Princess Agents - another hero’s journey-style fantasy, this time about Becoming A Badass Spy. basically the cdrama Nikita. 
another of those ones everyone recs as a quintessential drama of the last decade. I actually haven't finished it, but the big chunk I've seen is solidly Good even if it's another stoic love interest I can't stand (the second lead is charming enough to make up for this.) has one of the sickest opening themes out there
and contains both princesses and agents but sadly none of them are the same people so I consider the title false advertising
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goofiest cgi character: I s2g if that parrot doesn’t sHUT UP
5) The Wolf - girl meets boy raised by wolves. Tiny Horse scene is reenacted. they meet again as adults but he’s since become a war criminal so that complicates things :D
if you like angst and betrayal, this is the show for you. a Stoic Love Interest I actually don’t mind for once + a fun arranged marriage slowburn arc and a likable second lead (Untamed stans have ensured that you will see zero gifs of the two actual leads when you search for this show.) has the other sickest opening theme out there
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goofiest cgi character: I mean, it’s right there in the title
6) Novoland: Pearl Eclipse - another fantasy about being trained as a badass secret agent, only this time involving mermaids and domestic abuse! hooray
watching this one right now and it’s interesting so far. I once again only care about the side characters but it’s possible that’s a Me Problem ([holding up zhuoying] I just think he’s neat!) has the single most unhinged opening scene I have ever experienced. I haven’t seen any of the other Novoland Cinematic Universe shows but I’ll probably look them up after this!
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goofiest cgi character: the sharknado
7) The Eternal Love (and The Eternal Love 3) - not to be confused with Eternal Love sans-“The,” this show was made on a budget of ten and is so weird and silly. it gets so much mileage out of its simple bodyswap/time travel/fish out of water concept (which is also RIPE for fic AUs imo) that it was a runaway hit and they made two more seasons (which are basically...AUs of the first season? it makes sense in context.) I skipped season 2 but season 3′s “lol role reversal it’s a MATRIARCHY” concept was also really fun.
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a few shows I haven’t seen but get recced all the time: Rise of Phoenixes, Story of Minglan, Novoland: Eagle Flag
some modern classics/adaptations of modern classics 
1) Princess Pearl, aka My Fair Princess/a bunch of other titles. a “Prince and the Pauper” -type story set during the rein of the qianlong emperor (but much lighter and fluffier than Yanxi Palace.)
made on a budget of half a shoestring (and it shows), this show was a crazy runaway hit that catapulted its unknown leads to megastardom so powerful that the government straight up erased zhao wei from the internet. 
maybe the real princess was the Gal Pals we made along the way
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2) The Return of the Condor Heroes (2006) - another “orphan becomes a badass and experiences star-crossed love” jianghu story. this seems to be the most well-liked adaptation of its extremely popular novel afaik. I haven’t seen that much of it, but I can definitely see why it’s popular!
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3) Handsome Siblings (netflix version) - two Very Opposite fraternal twins separated at birth are manipulated into becoming mortal enemies, and hijinks ensue. sort of a picaresque take on the jianghu with lots of comedic sidequests. also based on a super popular novel.
tbh I probably wouldn’t have gotten all the way through this one if I hadn’t been sick and couchbound when I watched it, but the third act is super fun! the non-netflix adaptations might be better, idk.
gotta love that title. the author said look at my OCs!! they’re a couple of real handsome boys!!!
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shows I Do Not Vibe With no tea no shade they just aren’t for me
Ancient Love Poetry - I tried really hard because the cast looks fun but it’s just. a much more soulless clone of TMOPB with none of the fun Weird Shit or compelling characters.
The Flame's Daughter - this plot was so complicated I could not tell you the first thing about it. kids are getting switched at birth, everyone is double-cast as their own dead mom, and I don’t care enough about the characters to try to parse out their bizarre motivations (ok, fine, I admit I liked the side characters.)
Maiden Holmes - a fun “woman dresses as man in order to be a detective” premise but I simply didn’t care about the characters.
Miss the Dragon - maybe the later episodes are good, but I couldn’t get past the complete lack of story in the first few.
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bae-science · 4 years
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it’s t-t-t-t-time for another newt bae-science fic rec extravabonanza! same rules, same boys, same bullshit! let’s get into it:
a beginning; a second chance by @dykesword
other newt and i have a long and intricate ritualistic battle to become the alpha newt, but i gotta give credit where it’s due. if you like to annotate your books for fun, this fic will give you a looooong comment you’ll want to write, and for good reason! there’s a lot of really well done metaphor and character detail in here, while still keeping a very soft, melancholy but with a hopeful edge tone. and also, like, the care and detail in which newt’s mental state in the aftermath of the precursors’ abuse is depicted is so so good, and delightful to read
husbandly duties by @kingeiszler
i am soooo biased with this one bc technically it was made for me but GODDAMN it’s good. this shit has everything: gottlieb trio sibling dynamics, vanessa in giant femme earrings, hermann yearning, newt and karla infodumping together, newt’s terrible and accurate gaydar, gay crime, the newmann dynamic and why it works boiled down to its bare essentials, pride and prejudice glasses touch, and neon green acrylics. required reading for the vanessaverse
Say That Again by @robertfrobisherslover
WOOF. if you like mutual pining and lack of communication from men with rocks for their emotional processing centers, and guncle (gay uncle) newt and hermann and KILLER artsy sex scenes, and themes of words unsaid in a story about LANGUAGE..... oogoogogoogouhufug. the writing style is clear and well paced, i LOVE little mako’s scene she’s such a cutie, and there’s like. a line. that’s a play on the whole “it’s always been you” trope. that lives in my mind rent free forever.
speak right to my heart without saying a word by @thekaidonovskys
i’m just gonna paste the comment i left on it here, because that sums up what is so absolutely incredible about this fic the best:
so sometimes you stumble on a piece of fiction that you add to your little collection of stuff you would show a person if you wanted them to understand a part of you that you can't quite explain eloquently, or it would take too long, etc etc, and i've never really found something like that for my autism until now, which, like, poggers. and i'll be as straight up as i can while still being the biggest lesbian in the great state of ohio (not a hard feat but alan invented computers so i love continuing on the autistic tradition of being a living miracle), the chameleon effect hit me like a mack truck. catholic school in the deep south is the most potent and effective form of ABA therapy imaginable :/. so sometimes i wonder what i would be like if i didn't have such a strong ability to pass, and here's where we finally get to the part of this comment where i just vomit compliments at you: you nailed it. you got it. i don't know if you're on the spectrum, but either way, well fucking done. trauma therapy research talks a lot about healing fantasies, which are fantasies, usually in the form of daydreams, that abused/neglected/traumatized/etc people create that directly address a struggle they have and take the form of a scenario in which that struggle is helped in some way. it could be an abusive parent repenting and showering them with the love they never had, or someone finding them during a panic attack and somehow knowing how best to comfort them without having to ask, or being intimate with someone and having a scar or physical deformity they've been shamed for be given attention and care. and i think you have created the ultimate perfect healing fantasy for autistic people, or at least those with """"high functioning"""" autism. it has a character who is visibly and undeniably on the spectrum having the pain and trauma going through life like that causes being acknowledged and validated, they are purposefully paid attention to because person b genuinely likes them and wants to understand and respect who they are and how they function in the world, and thus get The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known as well as the eventual rewards of being loved, person b makes a genuine effort to help teach them social skills in a way they can understand and learn through and is there for them when these skills are being practiced, their space and boundaries are respected but they aren't infantilized or thought of as an emotionless robot, and they receive love and comfort on their own terms not despite of but because of who they are, even specifically being asked not to change the way they are because that way is lovable. they are openly desired. writing is my fucking JOB and it's still difficult to put into words how much you got 100000% right about the dream with this fic. i have been in the EXACT and i mean EXACT same situation as hermann when he asked newt if it was his personality itself that made people not like him, because i deadass made a spreadsheet of all my personality attributes i thought could be preventing me from making friends in college, and then asked my fellow nd friend to see if there was anything i was missing. so i guess what i'm trying to say is that this amazing, and i'm bookmarking it and putting it on my next fic rec post, and maybe one day way way in the future if i ever get a partner i want to explain the whole autism thing to, i'm gonna have them read this.
The Facts With Newton Geiszler, PhD by what_alchemy (NSFW)
storytime: i read this fic a few years ago, completely forgot the title and author, and ended up thinking about the part where hermann admits to having fucked a trailer hitch when he was a teenager, at least once a week. last november, i say to my friend samara on twitter, head of the BSHCU (buttslut hermann cinematic universe), hey this seems like something you’d have read, do you remember a fic where... and samara says FUCK i do know what you’re talking about lemme find it. so if the fact that i have been looking for this fic for like, two years, and that it contains a moment so iconic all i had to say is, “hermann says he fucked a trailer hitch” and she IMMEDIATELY knew what i was talking about, does not convince you to read this... go back to catholic school i guess.
Feeling Blue by TempusPetrichor
fics where newt goes back to work as a biologist, especially a xenobiologist, post pru are really interesting, and usually have something neat to say about recovery, how it isn’t linear, how it often involves us returning to things we love for comfort, etc. this one sure does! some good emotional and physical h/c, LOVE the use of the ghost drift, and it’s always fun to see post pru fics use dialogue very obviously taken from dbt, trauma-specific therapeutical texts, and anything that shows the author has experience with, or did their research on, ptsd therapies.
You’re Everyone That Ever Cared by KlavierWrites
you know a fic is good when it’s an only 9k slowburn and still manages to reach infinite regress levels of are you fucking KIDDING GO TO THERAPY. newt “acts of service” geiszler may have a little misplaced misogyny due to his broken woman-centric gaydar. as a treat. the fucking. post-drift scene where hermann subtextually screams “LOOK IN OUR BRAINS YOU FUCK I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU I JUST HAVE AUTISM AND CAREER IN STEM DISORDER” is soooooo. god just hermann in general in that scene is great. if you like classic mid 2010s era newmann, ghost drift romance, and good ole mutual pining, this is a treat.
Baby, You're Hotter than my Bunsen Burner by SkySongMA
moronosexual hermann representation is something that can actually be so personal
Times of Stress by RadioMoth
the boys are processinggggggg. man what a good, quick and powerful punch to the gut. if you like post-pr1 catharsis and physical h/c, AND are the one friend that likes to comment at the end of the movie that hey newt got beat the fuck UP, check this one out.
black tea by @faggotcas
okay first of all, god fucking tier url, lee. second of all, food as a love language is my SHIT. i love the very slow relationship development here, where you see them making a genuine effort to get along and that in turn leading to feelings reigniting. it’s such a sweet little moment of a fic, with a nice atmosphere and tone to fit it
now here’s the part where i usually drop my latest fic, but i haven’t written one this month because i’ve been busy launching an audio drama! you can find it here, it’ll be right up your alley if you like cryptids and gay scientists and enemies to lovers and good ole americana, but since this is a newmann post, i’m gonna recommend the pacific rim audio drama duology i did a while back! part one is called conversations from the brink, and it’s a little slice of the pr3 we better fucking get from streaming that godawful looking anime. love and lesbians to everyone ❤️
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swamplatibule · 3 years
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Okay so lemme talk about Steel and Smoke for a second
This was actually my first paracosm, and it‘s still my favorite to this day. I have a dream to turn it into an animated show someday, and if I can do it, it’s gonna be badass.
Okay so- The world? Genre? Space opera. The system is called Xeliah, which is also the name of a para in a very different paracosm, but that’s not important right now.
There are seventeen different planets in this system. There used to be nineteen, but two got completely destroyed in the Great War. Are there different systems? Oh yeah. Absolutely. Nobody in Xeliah really cares about them, but they definitely exist.
About 100 years ago, a woman named Silver Thurberi took of Xeliah. Just built a bigass army and went “heyyyy so I’m the queen now deal with it”. Actually there was more to it than that, there was a really long war n shit, but forget that lets focus on the now, which is under the cut because its long as shit and I don’t want to completely take over anyone’s feed.
Silver’s bloodline has been ruling over Xeliah for the past 100 years, leading up to the current empress, Arayla, and her two daughters, Fang and Nucifera.
Now Arayla? She is an absolute bitch. She’s manipulative, abusive, gaslighting, just kinda of a shithole of a human being with the audacity to consider herself better than everyone else.
She raised both of her daughters to believe that if they weren’t perfect, they were worthless. Nucifera took that in and started pushing herself to be perfect, to the point where it was self-destructive and harmful, but it put her in her mother’s favor. Fang wasn’t able to do that like Nucifera was, and thus was cast to the side. She ran away when she was ten and Nucifera was fifteen.
As of right now, Nucifera is 21, and she’s been assigned to handle the growing revolution while Arayla does her whole tyrant of the galaxy thing. That means keeping tabs on influential people, intimidating anyone who could cause a problem, and most important to the story, taking down those who are already symbols of the revolution. Namely, her current focus is taking town the galaxy's most infamous thief, the Silver Songbird. Who happens to be her sister, Fang, behind a mask and a fancy set of armor. But she doesn't know that. But before she takes down the Songbird - who, by the way, doesn't actually have any connection to the revolution, but is thought to be a part of it because they only steal from really rich pro-Araylian people, which makes sense because not many of the revolters are very well-off - there's one person she needs to take care of first. May Eternity. She's the elected leader of one of the seventeen planets, although most of the leaders are basically just figureheads for Arayla to exercise her control through. May Eternity, however, is rumored to be an important revolution leader, and there's pretty substantial evidence of it. So Arayla needs her gone, in a way that can't be traced back to them. Nucifera sends an assassin. And he fails. But, he gets out of there before he can be captured, and he manages to place the blame on the Songbird. So that kinda works in Nucifera's favor, because it puts the Songbird on the wanted list for both pro-Araylians and revolters. Technically, it doesn’t work that smoothly, because it does solidify in a few people’s minds that May isn’t a revolutionary and the Songbird is, and stuff like that. It’s messy. It’s complicated. Another issue is that the Songbird is simply a thief, not a killer, and therefore a pretty large amount of people refuse to believe that they were behind the assassination attempt.
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(look at this beautiful woman, I just want her to be happy but my brain won’t let her without a Zuko-level redemption arc)
But that comes in later.
That whole murder thing is what kicks off the whole story. May’s son, Nico, wants to go after the Songbird. His mother won’t let him, saying that it’s too dangerous, but he wants answers. So he goes to find them in secret.
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Here’s Nico, by the way. I’d add a link to the Picrew I used, but I believe it’s been deleted now so I kinda can’t, sorry.
Clover is a spellcaster, someone who was born with unique paranormal abilities. Hers, specifically, would be Haemokinesis and Electrokinesis. Fun fact! Spellcasters are actually a race, not just people randomly born with powers. And another fun fact! People don’t know it’s a race, they just assume all spellcasters are dangerous individuals who developed scary powers and plan to use them to destroy the world. Final fun fact? It’s illegal for them to even just exist, and it’s punishable by death (That’s why this is tagged as ‘tw racism’). So Clover has it pretty bad. She’s kept her abilities a secret for a long time, but she loses control on her fifteenth birthday and now she’s exposed so she has to run.
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[Now seems like a good time to mention that the outfits aren’t super accurate to them, it was a fantasy Picrew so I just picked what I could imagine them wearing in a fantasy AU. Xelian clothing and trends are pretty cool in my opinion, maybe I’ll make a post about that sometime in the far future]
She ends up at the Falcon Station, which is basically a really big galactic gas station and diner, except it’s mainly inhabited by those running from the law. It’s not strictly revolution or Araylian, everyone there just has a mutual understanding of ‘you leave me alone, I leave you alone’.. The Songbird happens to be there too, because they have a deal with someone who works there and also it’s one of the now few places where people don’t try to kill them.
Of course, someone has a few too many drinks and decides they’re going to try and capture the Songbird for the bounty, and a fight breaks out. Clover gets caught up in the middle of it, accidentally electrocutes the dude, and now people are trying to kill her too. The Songbird saves her, and they make it onto their ship in time to get the hell out of there unscathed.
Clover is absolutely terrified, which you would probably be too if you got stuck traveling with the most wanted person in the galaxy and weren’t certain whether or not they had tried to murder someone yesterday. She doesn’t fully trust the Songbird not to kill her, and the Songbird is trying to comfort her but it’s not working and they’re also just not great at conversations because the only reason they’ve had to talk to anyone for the past, what, two years was a deal for them to steal something.
There‘s a short exchange between them, Clover mentions something about ‘I don’t know a single thing about you I don’t even know what you look like and you expect me to just trust you I have self-preservation instincts okay’
And then they just take off the helmet, and Clover realizes a few different things at once:
- The Songbird just showed their face for her?? Um?? And they’re female, k cool we‘ll remember that
- This girl looks the same age as her, like fifteen, why is she fifteen that doesn’t make sense what
- Holy shit she’s hot
and now neither of them really know what to say, because how the fuck do you respond to that?
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oh my god these two precious gays
anyway turns out they don’t actually have to say anything to each other because just then, in that moment, something bumps into the ship. Guess who it is?
Yep, it’s Nico, because he’s a terrible pilot and honestly lucky that he made it out this far without dying, but it’s okay we still love him.
Check in Sometime Later For A Part Two Because I Want To Post This Now
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novastarlyght · 5 years
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With Season 2 of Final Space complete, what would you say were the highlights of this season? What were some missed opportunities? And what do you hope for in Season 3?
oooOOOO good questions!! lemme see....
I’m overall pretty happy with season 2! Some of the highlights for me are the addition of Sheryl, Ash and Fox, all of whom are great characters. While I know a lot of people are mixed about Clarence’s role getting expanded to be a major character this season, I really enjoyed him! It’s just very hard for me to not love a tiny bitchy disaster bisexual con artist voiced by Conan O’Brien okay
Other highlights/favorite moments for me are Gary’s fantasy world in The Happy Place, the entirety of The Grand Surrender and The Other Side for being phenomenal episodes (especially the latter when other shows have tried things similar but mangled their attempts horribly looking at you, SVTFOE’s Running With Scissors!!!), getting a look into Nightfall’s timeline in The First Times They Met, the possession scene in The Closer You Get, HUE and Mooncake’s Excellent Adventure in The Set Up, and the entirety of The Sixth Key again for just being a stellar episode and season finale.
I’m not so sure about missed opportunities? I’m still not entirely certain how I feel about Avocato legitimately coming back, because while I do feel like he peaked a little early, I hope this doesn’t delegitimize any future major character losses. I guess it’ll depend on what the show does with him next season. Maybe I would say Todd’s a little underutilized? I love the idea behind him, another human out for misguided revenge against Gary because he was unable to save the Earth, but I felt like he was kind of just... there, not being fully taken advantage of. Again maybe he’ll get expanded next season, which would be nice.
Season 3 wishlist! Olan said he wants season 3 to have more of a horror focus than before and I’m not only all for that but I’m super excited about it! I get the impression then most of it might take place inside Final Space itself/where Invictus lurks, which is a very fascinating prospect and I’d love to see what the show can do with that. I DEFINITELY wanna learn more about Invictus and if she’s like, just a malicious force that only works through corrupting/possessing others or an actual physical entity, especially since Olan said that she’s something like a god. And yes I know the only canon pronouns for her have been it/its so far but I seriously have my heart set on her being female/feminine because of her voice. Please make her a demonic eldritch space goddess of ultimate evil OLAN PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU!!!!!!
And of course Lord Commander returning/seeing what Invictus actually does with him, I am DYING to find out what that’s leading up to! Aside from that, a new body for HUE! My theory based on what Olan has said about what he’s got in mind for his character development is that each season HUE will move to a new body, each progressively becoming more human-like than the last, so that maybe by the end of the series he’s an android indistinguishable from an actual human being. Also him turning out to be the gay character, yes I know it’s unlikely now due to his whole thing with Ava but bruh he set off my gaydar something fierce from literally the first few episodes of season 1, I was like “This? This robot is gay. This is a gay robot” asjdldkshfkfjdhdjfmd plus I may or may not secretly be an enormous Goodship stan and yes I know it’s a highly improbable rarepair I just don’t want the possibility to completely die dammit
Honestly whatever it brings to the table I can’t wait for season 3! In the meantime CAN WE GET MORE MERCHANDISE PLEASE???? I WANT BLURAYS OF BOTH SEASONS WITH COMMENTARY AND AN OFFICIAL LORD COMMANDER PLUSHIE C’MON ALREADY!!!!!!!!!
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surprisebitch · 6 years
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What are your anime suggestions, I’ve been trying to get into it but I don’t really know what to watch
Hey there! and yeeesss, i’m so glad you’re gonna give anime a try! there are so many good stories and plots in anime which dont exist in western media so it’s a great mode of entertainment! so as for recs, lemme copy and paste my previous answer to this similar question and update it to answer yours!
As for starter anime, I think these are good ones you can start with and have received widespread acclaim:
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Hunter X Hunter
Gakuen Babysitters (feel good anime that has babies!!)
Yuri! On Ice (gay anime)
Madoka Magica
Cowboy Bebop
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You can keep track of what I watch and watched through following my MyAnimeList account:
https://myanimelist.net/profile/carlowesome
I do my best to update that one. It’s kinda like an active anime journal where you can document the anime you watch, plan to watch, and completed but here are individual links for each
watched - https://myanimelist.net/animelist/carlowesome?status=2 
watching - https://myanimelist.net/animelist/carlowesome?status=1 
to watch - https://myanimelist.net/animelist/carlowesome?status=6
If you need to read like some opinions about all the anime I watch and have watched then click ‘Read More’. I put a mini paragraph next to each anime and also categorize them. However, i don’t want to overwhelm you too much but I’ll just put this down for your reference anyway.
[last updated: 28 Apr 2018]
Currently watching:
Neon Genesis Evangelion - i admit it has a slow buildup but be patient because you will really find it intense and see how it’s not your typical mecca anime. so far, i think it seems to be a deconstruction of the genre and has alot of psychological themes
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood - i dont know why my memory about this anime is somehow a blur. i’m sure i finished it but also not so i’m rewatching it and honestly i think this is a good starter anime. i know many people who do not normally watch anime and watched this
Boku no Hero Academia - it’s a recent anime and it’s really good! i think it’s on course to becoming a really big anime that will last many seasons at this rate. the story is about a world where majority of the inhabitants are heroes cause they have quirks (powers).. and the premise is that the main character doesnt have one but he wants to be a hero so watch and see how the story unfolds
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures (currently on Stardust Crusaders) - macho anime with an excellent plot! the guys are hot haha and many of the memes are in japanese so watch the original subbed but if you prefer not to read, the dub isnt bad. it’s very memey but the story is really entertaining and has unpredictable moments
One Punch Man - a parody of a superhero anime. tbh this isnt really binge-watch material cause it’s like a running gag and the story unfolds after episode 5 so i’ve just been watching this during my cardio days in the gym. but it’s a parody of a superhero anime
Hunter X Hunter - this anime is popular and it’s about hunters. so the beginning has the protagonist wanting to be a hunter and then he meets some fellow hunters along the way. it’s one of the highest rated anime in MyAnimeList (the RottenTomatoes equivalent of the anime world) so yeah check this out!
Tokyo Ghoul - the opening song is what captivated me to watch this tbh. although i heard the manga is better. it’s interesting though
Anime currently airing and I’m caught up on (just waiting for the next season to air)
Gakuen Babysitters - super feel good anime about babies!!!!! 
Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - super funny anime. if you need a laugh, this will really lift you up. i watched the first two episodes in sub and dub back to back.. and i can vouch that the voice actors for the English dub are excellent. it’s actually even funnier.. but if you prefer subs, then that’s fine. it’s just the lines are more humorous, expressive and have more variety :) Nozaki’s voice is also attractive in the dub.. it’s still very Nozaki imo. this anime pokes fun at the shoujo manga yet still has romantic elements. it’s mostly comedy though 
Shingeki no Kyojin / Attack on Titan - it’s the Game of Thrones of anime imo.. like it’s so GOOD.. it will just make you gag after every episode!!! it’s so intense and there are really badass characters. and the plot is really brilliant. like if you think season 1 was like WHAT THE FUCkk.. wait til season 2! this anime is crazy and exciting. not for the faint-hearted tbh cause it can be graphic and disturbing (also dont get attached. they could die!) but yeah, this anime is popular true and some say it’s overrated but that’s because it really deserves all the recognition and success it has for its amazing plot
Anime watched/finished:
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure (Battle Tendency) - SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE JOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the type of anime that’ll get you wanting to go to the gym and lift. that being said, it has a really amazing story
Kimi no Na Wa - universally lauded and recently released! it’s the best film released in 2016 imo. i swear it’s really next level storytelling
Rurouni Kenshin - i think i watched this anime twice/thrice.. It’s so suspenseful. it’s about samurais. and this anime made me interested about Japan’s history. it’s kind of a period drama with amazing fight sequences. and it’s critically acclaimed. it’s my father’s all-time favourite anime
Rurouni Kenshin OVA - it’s a prequel. also more violent and tragic than its anime counterpart.. like it’s really different from the series. but it’s so good. you’ll find out how Kenshin got his iconic X mark from here!)
Ghost Stories - THE DUB IS A MASTERPIECE! THE SUBBED IS SHIT. TRUST ME. the DUB is the popular one too cause it’s the superiour version. You really have to see this one. the anime bombed in Japan so the english dubbers got all the rights for the anime and they gave the go signal for the dubbers to do whatever the fuck they want and the end result is fucking hilarious. it shits on the Scary Movie Franchise tbh
Puella Magi Madoka Magica - i swear do not be deceived.. it is a really intense and surprisingly dark anime with excellent plot twists
Jigoku Shoujo / Hell Girl - angst, tragedy, philosophical anime analysing humanity’s hatred, need for vengeance, and suffering. Futakomori or the 2nd season is my favourite but it’s worth finishing the entire series. 3rd season is very painful to watch though and you dont have to watch that one tbh if you dont want to lol
Love Live! School Idol Project - i honestly just watched this like out of curiosity and just for kicks. i was not expecting to love it but after episode 3, i was like wait??? wasnt this anime supposed to be fun?? why am i crying?? so yeah, it’s super good, touching, entertaining and sweet! and the songs are really catchy and good.. TBH this anime is like so gay since there are no men (except Honoka’s dad) so yeah it passes the Bechdel Test with perfect score
Love Live! Movie - the conclusion to the anime!
Love Live! Sunshine - i watched this like a few months after finishing the original series cause i loved the original girls and i was worried i wont like these girls.. but honestly, you will appreciate them. and it has more gay subtext. btw tell me who your fave girls/best girls are after watching Love Live and Sunshine. my best girls are Umi Sonoda and Kanan Matsuura :>
Yu Yu Hakusho - occult, spirit world, ghosts, and fighting. you most probably have heard of this
Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters - 1st series starring Yugi is iconic. it might seem juvenile though so i’m not sure if you will like it but the anime is really good if you love the card games
Digimon - can be very intense! better than Pokemon imo
Cardcaptor Sakura - this is also suspenseful. like the premise is essentially that Sakura has to catch all the “monsters” that were freed from this book. and it’s up to her to “capture” them and put into cards. magic, fantasy, and beautiful animation
Ranma ½ - this was so funny but the ending was disappointing cause it got cancelled apparently.. i really hope this will go out of limbo and give us a proper ending like InuYasha did but i doubt it
Danganronpa (murder plot twists, intense and despair-filled storyline. click this to know more about the premise. it’s like Battle Royale meets CSI meets How To Get Away With Murder. btw i highly suggest you play this game (it’s available on Steam) instead of watching the poorly condensed anime. so buy it on steam or you can download it how you like cause it’s one of the best games ever. and if you plan on watching this, there is no Danganronpa 2 anime so yeah just play the first game tbh. here’s a trailer of the game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwJeZPMhdUk. if ya dont wanna play the games then you can watch the anime. and after watching this, here’s a link of the playthrough of the 2nd game. it’s super fun, full of plot twists, and interactive) 
Yuri On Ice - it’s a really cute gay anime. people will argue it isnt and its queerbait but i’m gay and alot of the things which happen are too much for just bros to do so yeah, i believe it’s canon gay or mlm. and i enjoyed it so you watch it and be the judge
Blood+ - vampires and sword fighting
Ghost In The Shell - it’s a sci-fi movie
Yakitate Japan - baking and cooking!
Getbackers - still up to debate if the duo are gay but if you google art of them, there have been official art released and it’s so gay lol. but yeah it’s shonen genre and it’s not canon gay
Cowboy Bebop - a CLASSIC. the dub is great!!
I don’t remember if i finished these but I watched a lot of episodes enough to recommend it and will rewatch them soon to relieve memories. I’m pretty sure I tuned in though and watched like 80%:
Fushigi Yuugi (i think this is shoujo but it has a nice adventure storyline)
Gundam series (i think i finished the first Gundam and the second)
Tsubasa Chronicles (it’s like a spin-off of Cardcaptor Sakura but they’re like all grown up and the plot is different)
Naruto
One Piece (i watched like the first four seasons)
Bleach (i remembered watching until episode 40 omg)
Great Teacher Onizuka (this is so funny tbh. i think i watched almost all of it)
Studio Ghibli films I watched:
Spirited Away
The Wind Rises
Ponyo
Tales from Earthsea
Anime I plan to watch (many suggested this to me and i plan on watching them so i’ll write them down here) :
Koe no Katachi (A Silent Voice)
Anohana The Flower We Saw That Day
Re: Zero
Your Lie in April
Shin sekai Yori
Gintama
More of Makoto Shinkai’s movies like 5 centimetres per second, etc.)
More Ghibli films too
Final Fantasy XV: Kingsglaive (after i finish FFXV game im watching this one)
Persona 4
Here you go!!!! I know it’s an extensive list. I’ll probably make this a masterpost of anime recs and will update this list, and add more soon. If you have any questions or anything, don’t be shy to message me! :)
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> Dizzay: Pesta Roxy.
timaeustestify [TT] began messin' tipsyGnizzle [TG]
TT: Roxy in tha hood. TT, know what im sayin? Awake yet? TT with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: Guess not in tha dogg pound. TT: Let me know. 
TG: whiznoaa TG: damn TG: hey diznirk TG: hizzada crazizzle dream 
TT: There you be. TT: But I see yo' dream self H-to-tha-izzasn't returnizzle. Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. TT: You must be sippin' one tha fuck on tight alreadizzle. 
TG: mybe i be TG: lizzike a bow of ribbone TG: on a beiuetuifiul ponny 
TT: Dawg, how can yizzou be dis much drunka than lizzast T-to-tha-izzime we talked? TT in tha mutha fuckin club: Whizzay tha hell be you even drink'n? 
TG: ok but 2 b fizzle TG: *beiuetuifiul TG: was an intentional typo 4 ur benefizzle TG: cuz i kno yizzay loves thizna po 
TT: It a beiizzle. 
TG: so yizzay spyin on me 'n derse vizzy again?? 
TT: Yizzy.  
TG: fizzle perv TG like a tru playa': lizzay whizzle yizzle see thizzere? ;) 
TT: I sizzle precisely jiznack shit n a side of fuckall fo my bling bling. TT: That tha P-to-tha-izzoint. TT: You gots too sauced up n went rogue again ya feelin' me? Yoe out there 'n yo' weird cruisin' stupor, independent of yo' wak'n self awareness. 
TG: They call me tha black folks president. you gonna go killa me agizzle TG: Boo-Yaa! git on yo' hornze TG if you gots a paper stack: galloop me home lizzike prizzay charm'n B-to-tha-izzack ta swoon kingdong TG: *OOOMG blushblushbluh 
TT spittin' that real shit: No. TT, ya feel me? 'n think'n it ova, it sort of a rizzle like a motha fucka. Simplifies pimpin' somewhat like old skool shit. TT: It betta you stay out there fo` a while so jus' chill. TT: There bizzeen a problem, ya feel me? 
TG fo my bling bling: whatd yizzou do nizzay 
TT: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. Ok, I fucked up. Slap your mutha fuckin self. TT: I kizzle of made a mizzy hiznere, n I'm nizzay sure wizzy ta do 'bout it yet. 
TG: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. ??> 
TT cuz I'm fresh out the pen: No need fo` you ta wizzle 'bout it fo` nizzy. I'll figure sum-m sum-m out. TT: Until thizzle I'm jizzle go'n ta prepare fizzay our session, while I think it ova. 
TG: zzzzzz TG in tha hood: whizzle a surprize anothizzle mysfery fo` yizzay to keep ta yoself an overlizzle cerebralize TG yaba daba dizzle: snooorre TG: hey lets rap 'bout sum-m sum-m coo' instead TG: like tha dream i hiznad 
TT: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. Ok. 
TG: F-to-tha-izzirst i had some ordinary rhymin' drizzle that i D-to-tha-izzont nigga TG: bizzy thiznen i dreamed T-H-to-tha-izzat i woke up friznom tha D-R-to-tha-izzema TG fo' real: n th'n gots way B-R-to-tha-izzight n surreal TG: n i sizzay someone TG: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. i thiznink it was suppoze' ta be mah brotha 
TT: Why d-ya think T-H-to-tha-izzat so bow down to the bow wow! 
TG: yiznou know thoze drizzle whiznere u jizzle know someones suppoze ta be someone 
TT: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. No. 
TG: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. ok wizzy TG: regulgizzle thugz hizzay thoze im pretty sure all tha time 
TT: Be you trippin' it wizzas prophizzle? Lizzy a glimpse of tha future?  
TG: i dizzunno 
TT: Slap your mutha fuckin self. Coz that nizzle really hizzle tha abyss works. It nizzay Skiznaia, n we aren't Prospit dreama. TT: There nuttin like that out 'n tha abyss doggystyle. If yizzy drift fizzar enough, T-H-to-tha-izzere be only horror so i can get mah pimp on. TT: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. Terrible, tizzle hizzle. 
TG: They call me tha black folks president. ok biznut im not sayin it wizzle a futurizzle! TG: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. it wizzay just a gliznimple n it felt real n all im rhymin' be it was a coo' drizzeam that i wish wiznas real TG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. * glimpze 
TT doggystyle: Well, miznaybe it wizzle. TT: M-to-tha-izzaybe there no fancifizzle game-supply mechanism of prognostication involved here, n yoe just an ordizzle, rizzun of the mill psychic fo yo bitch ass. TT: I guess that possible now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. 
TG: hizzay dick TG: *dirk TG: whaaaat do u think TG: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. it would be like TG: if we hizzad kids 
TT: What would it be like? TT: Its just anotha homocide. Inconvenient, mostly. 
TG: no i mizzle TG: what would they be like TG: th kids TG straight from long beach nigga: u eva think 'bout it? 
TT: Can't really say I hizzay. 
TG: you know fo` an eccantric homey you can be bor'n as fizzuck sometimes 
TT: Sorry, Rox. TT: Fo` whiznat it worth, I'm pictur'n them nizzle. A boy and a girl. TT now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: Two perfect shawty freaks of nature raize' by thugz whizno've clearly gots no busizzles bringin' up anybody. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. 
TG: shuuuucks busta its jiznust a fiznun shawty hyphothetical ta daydream 'bout TG: why yizzou nee' ta siznuck tha fun out of shizzay TG, niggaz, better recognize: like sizzle tiznurd hungry dracula TG: its nizzle L-to-tha-izzike im lobbyin fo` you ta hook me up witta whole mizzay of fuckin babbies TG: or thats im steppin' on ta anizzle sizzay delsusion thiznats even a remote possibizzle..... TG but real niggaz don't give a fuck: le siiiiiign..//// 
TT: Le sizzy? You gotta check dis shit out yo. 
TG: yes le sign yizzy heard me 
TT: Do you mean * le sigh? 
TG: hmm nup TG to increase tha peace: ima stickin wit le sizzay TG: goign down wit tha shit TG n we out! *shi[p TG like a motha fucka: tha S.S. LE SIGN, starr'n cap'n rolal 
TT: Whizzat dizzy le sizzign actually mean 'n dis context? 
TG: oh come on 
TT: Come on whizzay? 
TG: LE SIGN BE UNIVERSALLY UNDERSTOOT TA MIZZY TIZZLE BIZZLE HES GAY YIZZOU DELIBERABLY OBTUZE DUNDERFUCK 
TT: I mean, yeah, that what I thizzay if you gots a paper stack. TT: It would just be coo' if Y-to-tha-izzou'd refrain fizzy toss'n 'bout such antediluvizzle terms. 
TG: antediulivan waht TG: me sayin ur gay u mizzy 
TT: Yes. 
TG with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back ok bizzle terminologizzle aside i dizzont think im off baze like a motha fucka! 
TT: I dizzy see hizzy it hizzas ta be a th'n. 
TG: i rly think its an actual th'n brizzle 
TT gangsta style: Once upon a tizzy, sure. TT fo' sho': But tha world hizzay changed a lot. TT: Eva P-to-tha-izzeek 'n a history book between yo' wizardly indizzles fo gettin yo pimp on? Dis be a nuanced topic. 
TG paper'd up: dawg i know about tha histories TG: J-to-tha-izzust TG like this and like that and like this and uh: believe me TG: its a thizzig 
TT spittin' that real shit: Hizzow be it a th'n? One, two three and to tha four.  
TG: its a th'n beaucizzle if it wasnt a blunt-rollin' thizzle u wouldnt be all like... Hollaz to the East Side......... 
TT: All like whizzay? 
TG: wizzell wantin nuttin ta do w me 4 starties 
TT: D-to-tha-izzon't be ridiculous. TT: I have more ta do wit yizzle than anizzle D-to-tha-izzude could possibly bizzle fo`. TT: N I lizzay it jizzay fine. Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. 
TG: what a totatlizzle L-to-tha-izzame + sweet answizzle simultaneouslay TG: <3 
TT: Yizzle. TT like a motha fucka: Nizzay maybe we shizzle dizzle our focus on a shot calla whizzle has nuttin at all ta do wit what D-to-tha-izzoes or D-to-tha-izzoesn't qualify as "a th'n", or whizzle our fantasy alt-univerze offspr'n wizzy be like, or nothin' trippin' like that. TT: Sizzle as dis game, n whetha yoe 'n tha best condition to be pilot'n Jane connection from tha streets of tha L-B-C. TT: Maybe you could uze anotha nizzap? 
TG so jus' chill: mah condidions jizzay fizzine TG: n anywizzle TG and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: what aint gizzay gizzy S-L-to-tha-izzept offis tha fact that i still dont think we shizzle be touchin dis bs witch gizzay w a 20 fizzay 3diznent TG doggystyle: we both know ha plizzans nee' us ta 
TT: I know that. Bizzay I T-H-to-tha-izzought we sizzle dis. 
TG: its still so frustrat'n TG: Hollaz to the East Side. tellin jizzay 'bout tha danga TG: n even if shes bein polite i jiznust know she thinks im fizzle crap TG: 'bout EVREYTH'N 
TT: We settled dis tiznoo. She'll believe crack-a-lackin` eventually fo my bling bling. TT: Why botha working so hard to convince shot calla? 
TG: wizzy i D-to-tha-izzont even do that fo` tha most pizzle TG fo' real: bizzy it gets tir'n n sadden'n TG: Drop it like its hot. cruisin' that TG: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. even wizzy W-to-tha-izzere not activlizzle talkin bizzy it TG: that mah biznest friend ciznant br'n herself ta believe some really basic th'n 'bout mah lizzay TG: like tha shitty mackin' tha baroness has done to us TG: or 'bout our upbringin TG: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. like TG: do u kniznow how misrable it be fo` yo' bff ta doubt you TG: when yizzle tizzay killa yo' mom be D-to-tha-izzead 
TT: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. I guess. TT ya feelin' me? It just regista fo` me as a reaction wizzy isn't completely unreasonizzle frizzle ha perspective. It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. TT: She be inundatizzle wit media coverage of thoze whom we've claimed as our parental figures. TT: They call me tha black folks president. That they be not presizzle alive nizzle baller played T-H-to-tha-izzat role for us as shizzle understands it is jizzle an extizzle of a much more elaborate n far mackin' explanatizzle, which be much harda fo` anyone ta digizzle 'n its entirety. TT: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. Wizzle, anyone wizzy isn't Jake, I mizzean. TT: Still sizzay you should cizzay ha some S-L-to-tha-izzack. I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. 
TG: i know 
TT cuz this is how we do it: N nee' I remind yizzay, TT: Thizzat tha potential dis G-to-tha-izzame provizzles fo` they resizzle be whizzat motivated you ta investizzle it 'n tha first place? Slap your mutha fuckin self.
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Hi I'm new to anime & I trust and admire u!!! What do u recommend??
Hey there! and yeeesss, i’m so glad you’re gonna give anime a try! there are so many good stories and plots in anime which dont exist in western media so it’s a great mode of entertainment! so as for recs, lemme copy and paste my previous list and update it to answer your question!
Currently watching:
Neon Genesis Evangelion - i admit it has a slow buildup but be patient because you will really find it intense and see how it’s not your typical mecca anime. so far, i think it seems to be a deconstruction of the genre and has alot of psychological themes
Boku no Hero Academia - it’s a recent anime and it’s really good! i think it’s on course to becoming a really big anime that will last many seasons at this rate. the story is about a world where majority of the inhabitants are heroes cause they have quirks (powers).. and the premise is that the main character doesnt have one but he wants to be a hero so watch and see how the story unfolds!
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures (currently on Stardust Crusaders) - macho anime with an excellent plot! the guys are hot haha and many of the memes are in japanese so watch the original subbed but if you prefer not to read, the dub isnt bad. it’s very memey but the story is really entertaining and has unpredictable moments
One Punch Man - a parody of a superhero anime. tbh this isnt really binge-watch material cause it’s like a running gag and the story unfolds after episode 5 so i’ve just been watching this during my cardio days in the gym. but it’s really funny and a good anime
Hunter X Hunter - this anime is popular and it’s about hunters. so the beginning has the protagonist wanting to be a hunter and then he meets some fellow hunters along the way. it’s one of the highest rated anime in MyAnimeList (the RottenTomatoes equivalent of the anime world) so yeah check this out!
Recently watched:
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure (Battle Tendency) - SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE JOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the type of anime that’ll get you wanting to go to the gym and lift. that being said, it has a really amazing story
Shingeki no Kyojin / Attack on Titan - it’s the Game of Thrones of anime imo.. like it’s so GOOD.. it will just make you gag after every episode!!! it’s so intense and there are really badass characters. and the plot is really brilliant. like if you think season 1 was like WHAT THE FUCkk.. wait til season 2! this anime is crazy and exciting. not for the faint-hearted tbh cause it can be graphic and disturbing (also dont get attached. they could die!) but yeah, this anime is popular true and some say it’s overrated but that’s because it really deserves all the recognition and success it has for its amazing plot
Love Live! School Idol Project - i honestly just watched this like out of curiosity and just for kicks. i was not expecting to love it but after episode 3, i was like wait??? wasnt this anime supposed to be fun?? why am i crying?? so yeah, it’s super good, touching, entertaining and sweet! and the songs are really catchy and good.. TBH this anime is like so gay since there are no men (except Honoka’s dad) so yeah it passes the Bechdel Test with perfect score
Love Live! Movie - the conclusion to the anime! 
Love Live! Sunshine - i watched this like a few months after finishing Love Live! cause i loved the original girls and i was worried i wont like these girls.. but honestly, you will appreciate them. and it’s EVEN GAYER.. and is soo good too! 
btw tell me who your fave girls/best girls are after watching Love Live and Sunshine. my best girls are Umi Sonoda and Kanan Matsuura :>
Anime watched/finished:
Kimi no Na Wa - universally lauded and recently released! it’s the best film released in 2016 imo. i swear it’s really next level storytelling
Rurouni Kenshin - i think i watched this anime twice/thrice.. It’s so suspenseful. it’s about samurais. and this anime made me interested about Japan’s history. it’s kind of a period drama with amazing fight sequences. and it’s critically acclaimed. it’s my father’s all-time favourite anime
Rurouni Kenshin OVA - it’s a prequel. also more violent and tragic than its anime counterpart.. like it’s really different from the series. but it’s so good. you’ll find out how Kenshin got his iconic X mark from here!)
Ghost Stories - THE DUB IS A MASTERPIECE! THE SUBBED IS SHIT. TRUST ME. the DUB is the popular one too cause it’s the superiour version. You really have to see this one. the anime bombed in Japan so the english dubbers got all the rights for the anime and they gave the go signal for the dubbers to do whatever the fuck they want and the end result is fucking hilarious. it shits on the Scary Movie Franchise tbh
Puella Magi Madoka Magica - i swear do not be deceived.. it is a really intense and surprisingly dark anime with excellent plot twists
Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - super funny anime. if you need a laugh, this will really lift you up. i watched the first two episodes in sub and dub back to back.. and i can vouch that the voice actors for the English dub are excellent. it’s actually even funnier.. but if you prefer subs, then that’s fine. it’s just the lines are more humorous, expressive and have more variety :) Nozaki’s voice is also attractive in the dub.. it’s still very Nozaki imo. this anime pokes fun at the shoujo manga yet still has romantic elements. it’s mostly comedy though
Jigoku Shoujo / Hell Girl - angst, tragedy, philosophical anime analysing humanity’s hatred, need for vengeance, and suffering. Futakomori or the 2nd season is my favourite but it’s worth finishing the entire series. 3rd season is very painful to watch though and you dont have to watch that one tbh if you dont want to lol
Yu Yu Hakusho - occult, spirit world, ghosts, and fighting. you most probably have heard of this
Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters - 1st series starring Yugi. iconic!
Digimon - can be very intense! better than Pokemon imo
Cardcaptor Sakura - this is also suspenseful. like the premise is essentially that Sakura has to catch all the “monsters” that were freed from this book. and it’s up to her to “capture” them and put into cards. magic, fantasy, and beautiful animation
Ranma ½ - this was so funny but the ending was disappointing cause it got cancelled apparently.. i really hope this will go out of limbo and give us a proper ending like InuYasha did but i doubt it
Danganronpa (murder plot twists, intense and despair-filled storyline. click this to know more about the premise. it’s like Battle Royale meets CSI meets How To Get Away With Murder. btw i highly suggest you play this game (it’s available on Steam) instead of watching the poorly condensed anime. so buy it on steam or you can download it how you like cause it’s one of the best games ever. and if you plan on watching this, there is no Danganronpa 2 anime so yeah just play the first game tbh. here’s a trailer of the game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwJeZPMhdUk. if ya dont wanna play the games then you can watch the anime. and after watching this, here’s a link of the playthrough of the 2nd game. it’s super fun, full of plot twists, and interactive)
Yuri On Ice - it’s a really cute gay anime. people will argue it isnt and its queerbait but i’m gay and alot of the things which happen are too much for just bros to do so yeah, i believe it’s canon gay or mlm. and i enjoyed it so you watch it and be the judge
Blood+ - vampires and sword fighting
Ghost In The Shell - it’s a sci-fi movie
Yakitate Japan - baking and cooking!
Getbackers - still up to debate if the duo are gay but if you google art of them, there have been official art released and it’s so gay lol. but yeah it’s shonen genre and it’s not canon gay
Cowboy Bebop - a CLASSIC. the dub is great!!
I don’t remember if i finished these but I watched a lot of episodes enough to recommend it and will rewatch them soon to relieve memories. I’m pretty sure I tuned in though and watched like 80%:
Fushigi Yuugi (i think this is shoujo but it has a nice adventure storyline)
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood  (i feel like i actually finished this. idk why my memory is hazy concerning this anime. this is so popular. you should’ve heard of this iconic anime somehow. i watched and tuned in but i don’t remember how or when i stopped)
Gundam series (i think i finished the first Gundam and the second)
Tsubasa Chronicles (it’s like a spin-off of Cardcaptor Sakura but they’re like all grown up and the plot is different)
Naruto
One Piece (i watched like the first four seasons)
Bleach (i remembered watching until episode 40 omg)
Great Teacher Onizuka (this is so funny tbh. i think i watched almost all of it)
Studio Ghibli films I watched:
Spirited Away
The Wind Rises
Ponyo
Tales from Earthsea
Anime I plan to watch (many suggested this to me and i plan on watching them so i’ll write them down here) :
Koe no Katachi (A Silent Voice)
Anohana The Flower We Saw That Day
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Tokyo Ghoul
Re: Zero
Your Lie in April
Shin sekai Yori
Gintama
More of Makoto Shinkai’s movies like 5 centimetres per second, etc.)
More Ghibli films too
Final Fantasy XV: Kingsglaive (after i finish FFXV game im watching this one)
Persona 4
Here you go!!!! I know it’s an extensive list. I’ll probably make this a masterpost of anime recs and will update this list, and add more soon. If you have any questions or anything, don’t be shy to message me! :)
[last updated: 5 November 2017]
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hi carlos! hope you're having a swell day, i wanted to ask: what are your current anime recs? ive been looking for sth to watch and i think you have great taste! have a nice day, thanks in advance! :)
Hii!! I’m having a good day thank you! :D And sure, lemme copy and paste my previous list and make some modifications and updates to answer your question!
Currently watching:
Boku no Hero Academia
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures
One Punch Man
Hunter X Hunter
Recently watched:
Shingeki no Kyojin / Attack on Titan - it’s the Game of Thrones of anime imo.. like it’s so GOOD.. it will just make you gag after every episode. it’s so intense and there are really badass characters. and the plot is really brilliant. like i’m almost finished with season 1 and i’m just shook after every single episode. i watch during my cardio sessions in the gym lmao after every workout.. and its great cause it’s like when a titan is chasing a character, i end up walking faster on the stairs Lmaoo so intense
Love Live! - i honestly just watched this like out of curiosity and just for kicks. i was not expecting to love it but after episode 3, i was like wait??? wasnt this anime supposed to be fun?? why am i crying?? so yeah, it’s super good, touching, entertaining and sweet! and the songs are really catchy and good.. it’s such a WLW anime and there’s a canon couple :>
Love Live! Sunshine - i watched this like a few months after finishing Love Live! cause i loved the OG girls and i was worried i wont like these girls.. but honestly, LLS is EVEN GAYER.. and is soo good too!
btw tell me who your fave girls/best girls are after watching Love Live and Sunshine. my best girls are Umi Sonoda and Yo Watanabe :>
Kimi no Na Wa - universally lauded and recently released! it’s the best film released in 2016 imo. i swear it’s really next level storytelling
Anime watched/finished:
Rurouni Kenshin - i think i watched this anime twice/thrice.. It’s so suspenseful. it’s about samurais. and this anime made me interested about Japan’s history. it’s kind of a period drama with amazing fight sequences. and it’s critically acclaimed. it’s my father’s all-time favourite anime
Rurouni Kenshin OVA - it’s a prequel. also more violent and tragic than its anime counterpart.. like it’s really different from the series. but it’s so good. you’ll find out how Kenshin got his iconic X mark from here!)
Ghost Stories - THE DUB IS A MASTERPIECE! You really have to see this one. the anime bombed in Japan so the english dubbers got all the rights for the anime and they gave the go signal for the dubbers to do whatever the fuck they want. it ended up being like an anime Scary Movie with a hilarious script
Puella Magi Madoka Magica - i swear do not be deceived.. it is a really intense and surprisingly dark anime with excellent plot twists
Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - super funny anime. if you need a laugh, this will really lift you up. i watched the first two episodes in sub and dub back to back.. and i can vouch that the voice actors for the English dub are excellent. it’s actually even funnier.. but if you prefer subs, then that’s fine. it’s just the lines are more humorous, expressive and have more variety :) Nozaki’s voice is also attractive in the dub.. it’s still very Nozaki imo. this anime pokes fun at the shoujo manga yet still has romantic elements. it’s mostly comedy though 
Jigoku Shoujo / Hell Girl - angst, tragedy, philosophical anime analysing humanity’s hatred, need for vengeance, and suffering. Futakomori or the 2nd season is my favourite but it’s worth finishing the entire series. 3rd season is very painful to watch though and you dont have to watch that one tbh
Yu Yu Hakusho - occult, spirit world, ghosts, and fighting. you most probably have heard of this
Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters - 1st series starring Yugi. iconic!
Digimon - can be very intense! better than Pokemon imo
Cardcaptor Sakura - this is also suspenseful. like the premise is essentially that Sakura has to catch all the “monsters” that were freed from this book. and it’s up to her to “capture” them and put into cards. magic, fantasy, and beautiful animation
Ranma ½ - this was so funny but the ending was disappointing cause it got cancelled apparently.. i really hope this will go out of limbo and give us a proper ending like InuYasha did but i doubt it
Danganronpa (murder plot twists, intense and despair-filled storyline. btw i highly suggest you play this game (it’s available on Steam) instead of watching the poorly condensed anime. so buy it on steam or you can download it how you like cause it’s one of the best games ever. and if you plan on watching this, there is no Danganronpa 2 anime so yeah just play the game tbh. but a playthrough/game since the anime is based from the game. murder, plot twists, suspense. click this to know more about the premise. it’s Battle Royale meets CSI. after watching this, here’s a link of the playthrough of the 2nd game. it’s super fun, full of plot twists, and interactive) 
Yuri On Ice - it’s a really cute gay anime. people will argue it isnt and its queerbait but i’m gay and alot of the things which happen are too much for just bros to do so yeah, i believe it’s canon gay or mlm. and i enjoyed it so you watch it and be the judge
Blood+ - vampires and sword fighting
Ghost In The Shell - it’s a sci-fi movie
Yakitate Japan - baking and cooking!
Getbackers - still up to debate if the duo are gay but if you google art of them, there have been official art released and it’s so gay lol. but yeah it’s shonen genre and it’s not canon gay
Cowboy Bebop - a CLASSIC. the dub is great!!
I don’t remember if i finished these but I watched a lot of episodes enough to recommend it and will rewatch them soon to relieve memories. I’m pretty sure I tuned in though and watched like 80%:
Fushigi Yuugi (i think this is shoujo but it has a nice adventure storyline)
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood  (i feel like i actually finished this. idk why my memory is hazy concerning this anime. this is so popular. you should’ve heard of this iconic anime somehow. i watched and tuned in but i don’t remember how or when i stopped)
Gundam series (i think i finished the first Gundam and the second)
Tsubasa Chronicles (it’s like a spin-off of Cardcaptor Sakura but they’re like all grown up and the plot is different)
Naruto
One Piece (i watched like the first four seasons)
Bleach (i remembered watching until episode 40 omg)
Great Teacher Onizuka (this is so funny tbh. i think i watched almost all of it)
Studio Ghibli films I watched:
Spirited Away
The Wind Rises
Ponyo
Tales from Earthsea
Anime I plan to watch (many suggested this to me and i plan on watching them so i’ll write them down here) :
Koe no Katachi (A Silent Voice)
Anohana The Flower We Saw That Day
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Tokyo Ghoul
Re: Zero
Your Lie in April
Shin sekai Yori
Gintama
More of Makoto Shinkai’s movies like 5 centimetres per second, etc.)
More Ghibli films too
Here you go!!!! I know it’s an extensive list. I’ll probably make this a masterpost of anime recs and will update this list, and add more soon. If you have any questions or anything, don’t be shy to message me! :)
[last updated: 15 September 2017]
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