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wlw-cryptid · 11 months

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humbly asking for a link to the the angel fic…

reread it again and it. isn't as good as I remember. the language is bland and kinda utilitarian

#its straight anyways #the scene i was really remembering was when shitty ex comes home and angel man shows off #fucking her. on display but covering her naked body with his hands n saying 'im fucking my woman if you don't mind'#and also the bit before where he kisses her hands and goes all #everything he doesn’t give you I will give. Everything he neglects I’ll fulfill.#In return all I ask is for your care. your openness. your fear. desires. joy. pain. All you give to the unworthy man I ask for in his stead #otherwise turns out it kinda falls flat #she speaks #anon #asks #if you still want it i can put it in the comments

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caruliaa · 1 year

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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

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whilomm · 9 days

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i think that post-dragon stuff marcille would finally process that oh maybe shes in Love With Falin and (after going thru stages of denial and 'NO I DONT WANT TO RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP' etc etc) would eventually work up the courage to Begin Courting Falin in traditional romantic ways (just like in her elven romance novels) buying her gifts and taking her out on not-technically-dates and trying to be subtle but laying the groundwork for when she finally asks falin out on a date like a year and a half after the whole dragon thing and shes really nervous and scared but falins just like....arent we already dating

#dungeon meshi #marcille donato #falin touden #farcille #ig in this way marcille would parallel shuro except 1. she tries to be subtle but she is Not Subtle #2. instead of going straight for 'will you marry me' its 'will you do on a date with me'#falins just straight up like 'oh shes buyig me girlfriend gifts and taking me on dates :) i guess we dont even have to say it huh :)'#anyway i dont think marcille realizes shes in love with falin for a While and still takes some time to process it #work thru her feelings and espec tbe way she like kinda infantilizes falin in some ways what w the whole Long Lived Race thing #(as has been discussed)#i dont think Theyre Dating Right Now #i think falin realizes she has a crush but doesnt act on it until postcanon due to her whole 'not doing stuff for herself' thing #so when marcille starts courting her shes like. oh its mutual yay

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ttsquid · 28 days

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HOT PINK PRINCESS BERRYBOO SQUIDDLE BASS AVALIABLE NOW ONLY $599!!!!!!!!

#or something :B #jade harley #homestuck #FINISHED MY GEOLOGY REPORT #ITS 1:12 AM AND IVE BEEN LISTENING TO MCR ON SHUFFLE FOR THE PAST 2 DAYS STRAIGHT ANYWAY JADE HARLEY :B #:B is like a full stop to me btw #i have a speedpaint also btw but im saving it to just have all of the april speedpaints all together in one thing #that way i can have more music <- :3 #you have no idea how fun this was #anatomy? whos she #this is jade harley #(AND SQUIDDLE BASS!!!)#WAIT FUCK I FORGOT CORDS HANGON #okay there

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joshuamj · 6 months

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A continuation of my last post cuz I just had to draw the red life version, its also just so good.

#secret life #secret life smp #trafficblr #mcyt #goodtimeswithscar #josh art tag #a tad of the lineart on this is used straight from the last one #and some of the shading is reused but i had to redo that myself #otherwise its all new!#actually except for the wheelchair wheels i also reused those #anyway i hope u enjoy my goodtimeswithscar appreciation

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myewt · 5 months

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Playing games at 1am with your girlfriend (Olya hasn’t come back yet)

What are they playing???????? Doesn't matter, pretty sure they suck anyways

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twisting-in-wonderland · 6 months

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Ace has a front row seat to the soon-to-be greatest event in NRC history-

based on this pic--

the energy this exudes will always crack me up-

heres a wip btw >_>

fun fact! originally grim was gonna be O_O at Jamil too, but then i remembered that grim doesnt have an ounce of awareness in him rip

#twst #twisted wonderland #art #ram's art #azul ashengrotto #jamil viper #ace trappola #deuce spade #twst grim #uhhhh yea this is like. messy and stuff #i just wanted to break my art block that ive been stuck in for over a month with a joke lol #can you tell that i drew azul in the first pic without a reference---- i hope not lol??--------#i /was/ gonna do the bg as the scarabia dorm - like they all got invited to a meal or something but i needed to finsih this man --#-its been a wip for a literal month p l s #also- shout out to the cherry pie and table that were gonna have more stuff done to them but sai straight up said 'no more layers allowed:]#anyways rip azul - nice knowing ya

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kenvamp · 10 months

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Hii, your art is so cool and pretty!! I love your use of colours!! If your requests are still open, can you draw Four and Twilight/Wolfie?

Thank you, and I hope you have a good day!! :3

bro got caught doing small guy activities 😔

#linked universe #lu four #lu twilight #yknow how its said that four just straight up dissapears sometimes #anyway dude!! i love YOUR art!!!! i love how skrunkly it looks lol #karas closet

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comradekatara · 8 months

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okay be honest. if someone as hot as sokka (is constantly established to be by other characters within the text) said these exact words to you, you would also fall in love with them on the spot and/or be overwhelmed with uncontrollable horniness. yue is valid

#id in alt text #sokka #yue #sokkaxyue #i am once again thinking about Them #they are sooo cute its unreal #and i will not apologize for that!!!!#also yes. i know im gay but i have many straight friends okay #or well. i have one straight friend but she's REALLY straight she is the heterosexualest woman in the world #so i know how their minds work #and besides. man or woman there is nothing hotter than an attractive person who is also an awkward dorkass nerd #it's like catnip to us (girls who probably have something wrong with them but are really good at masking it)#frankly it's the kind of thing everyone i've ever dated or ever considered dating has said to me #yes i would like to do an activity with you!! at a place!!! for some time!!!!!#anyway. my point is #people clown on sokka for this (namely; katara)#but it would work on most if not all of you #i guarantee it

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valentjin · 7 months

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charm point: his nose scrunches :)

#raphael bg3 #raphael #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #idk i just like that they included/animated his nose scrunch... its very expressive.. makes me think of an angry dog #plus i like his nose. in general.#i'm normal okay i just pay attention to noses a lot bc i like drawing them #one of the main differences btwn raphy and haarlep is their nose actually. m!haarlep that is #m!haarlep has a really straight nose (lol) while archduchess!haarlep's nose is a lot more similar to raphael's #yeah the incubus' nose is definitely what most people focus on in that scene wym #anyway please enjoy these photos regardless of whether you are as normal about noses as i am #my screenshots #mine

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oatbugs · 1 month

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last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.

#she said it like a law. its just momentum.#also she told me to get a therapist and start archery ASAP bc i need to get it together #and also she said even granting that this person u were in love w was So Special . as in hot motorcycle-riding iranian masc lesbian in ldn #they arent the only one on earth and that once i start my proper adult life outside of studies etc etc i will probably no longer live in th #UK. she said most non straight iranians u would like have left the country anyway . where do you think they went? theyre out there #and also she asked me to imagine how many hot gay iranians there may be in italy or amsterdam or smth and i was like ok points 😭 maybe #ur right. anyway i was having a feeling of dread bc crying into the arms of ur strict asian mother while buzzed usually results in #death chaos destruction etc in the next few days but actually i think maybe she has genuinely changed as a person and the fear is #unwarranted #anyway i need to eat breakfast and study w the date person i met yesterday #they are so nice ??? genuinely so so sweet i dont feel attracted to them at all omg i genuinely think i have a thing for hot evil ppl 😭#but we could b besties . theyre a lot more romantic than the ex situationship person too like generally . ugh they should be perfect but #alas it appears i am shallow as fuck or potentially a lesbian actually #OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW #i think i just tend to not date cis ppl entirely by accident #....feel free to rb if u want btw sorry for the rant

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amygdalae · 1 month

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have never understood why squatting is considered a crime. loitering too. sir you have been arrested for the crime of....chilling. and hanging out. and taking a little nap

#also homeless encampments are never in the way of anything and yet the cops still harrass them. its fucked up #like we straight up push people out of existence. and for what #i know im not saying anything new here im just mad abt htis #like!!! if its space nobodys using for shit who cares! who cares omg. if we arent gonna house people we shld at least let them exist #like theyre already having a hard enough time man.#im sick of how ppl around where i live talk abt the homeless problem as though homeless people are the problem that needs to be solved #like no empathy no self awareness these 'normal' ppl want the unhoused dead or in prison and dont get how ghoulish they sound. anyways

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bacchuschucklefuck · 11 days

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okay unironically I love so much that porter is like this world SUCKS its BAD here and it HURTS you why do you care abt it!!! and literally every single bad kid is like ngl we just hate ur ass it does not matter what ur philosophy is