#jadesandcobalts

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Riza: Alright boys, give me something in the key of S

Riza: The universal key of–

Ed: Susan Ceramics!

Riza:

Riza: [looks to Roy expectantly]

Roy: Snakes.

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Piper, knocking on the door: Beatrix? What are you doing in there?

Beatrix, trying to fix something she knocked over: I-- uh-- st-- stealing from Seabrass!

Beatrix, to herself: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!

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Jane, a detective: Being a lesbian is becoming a detective, then falling head-over-heels for the woman you're supposed to be apprehending after she’s really charming to you on the train.

Rose, a criminal mastermind: That’s an oddly specific situation. Care to share the story?

Kanaya, also a detective: Rose–

Jane, leaning across the table: Would you?

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Lanque: The other day, while I was helping Daraya hide her burn scars so Bronya wouldn’t see she started a fire again, I heard two kids in the hall. One of them went:

Wanshi: “I don’t fear the darkness”

Lanque: And the other one said

Karako: “YOU SHOULD!”

Lanque: And then there was a really loud smacking noise, and one of them started crying–

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Meenah: you look so nice today i kinda wanna kiss you

Porrim: What was that?

Meenah: said if you died today i wouldnt miss you

Porrim: Thought so+.

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Aranea: I’m so glad they took the nuts out of Honey Cheerios.

Mituna: 8UU7 N0W Y0UY H4V3 67W0 4DD YU0UR 0WN !!1!

Aranea:

Aranea: I’m allergic–

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Rose: Reasons for getting married?

Jane: So you can say, “THAT’S MY WIFE!” and punch someone in the face.

Rose:

Jane:

Rose:

Jane: And love too, I guess.

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Kanaya: Sometimes I Remember My Mom Trying To Teach Sign Language To Some Kids In Her Class Of Catholic Kids

Kanaya: And Instead Of Signing “Jesus Is Lord” She Signed “Jesus Is A Lesbian”

Kanaya: To A Bunch Of Little Catholic Kids

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John: is it just me, or do vriska and meenah give you really big uma vibes too?

Rose: Uma?

Dave: dude youre so right

Rose: Who's Uma?

John: you know.

John: uma!

Rose: ?????

Dave: daughter of the sea witch ursula

Dave: its common fucking knowledge rose

Rose: I don't—

Rose: What???

Jade: descendants 2!!

Jade: theyre talking about a movie about disney princesses 2, electric boogaloo

Rose: *Internal screaming, still having no idea what they're talking about*

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Porrim: Do+ yo+u get it no+w?

Jane: I think so?

Porrim: All right, explain kismesissitude back to+ me then.

Jane: Okay.

Jane: It’s like...

Jane: When the matador sticks the sword into the bull, and the bull looks up and gives the matador the look...

Jane: And goes “Nice…”

Jane: “…I hate you.”

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Kanaya: How Do I Look

Rose: With your eyes.

Kanaya:

Rose:

Rose: You look lovely, that’s a very nice shade of red on you.

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Vriska: I steal from the rich-

Tavros, excitedly: aND GIVE TO THE POOR?

Vriska: No, I steal from them too.

(Vriska): I give to the poor!

Tavros: }:D

(Vriska): 8ut then that makes them rich.

(Vriska): So then I steal from them too!

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Stelsa: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KISS YOUR FRIENDS CHEEKS AS A GREETING?

MC: I dunno, it’s just not something people tend to do a lot?

MC: Unless you’re French, I think

Stelsa: WHOS FRENCH AND WHY DOES SHE GET TO DICTATE WHO DOES AND DOESNT KISS THEIR FRIENDS CHEEKS?

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Daraya, newly a rainbowdrinker kicking the door open: Bitch take a look at this

Tyzias, lowering her mug from her mouth:

Tyzias:

Tyzias: You had your throat slit

Daraya: And?

Tyzias: You're suppose to be dead

Daraya: Eh

Daraya: Didn't stick

Daraya: Unfortunately

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Stelsa: GET BACK HERE YOU UNGRATEFUL SHMUCK DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME FOR THIS?

Stelsa: I DO NOT I NEED THIS LIKE I NEED SEVERAL HOLES IN THIS HEAD

Tyzias: Alright Stes, I think that’s enough Mmmmanischewwwwitz for you and it’s timmmme to go