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[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Uzi: *Eating batteries still in the packet*

N: You have to unwrap them first, babe.

Uzi: I will eat them with or without the shell!

[the-black-bulls]

Gordon: [is making dolls]

Gauche: [is carving a sculpture]

Vanessa: [is weaving a figure]

Gordon: It’s very peaceful today.

Gauche: Yeah. Peaceful. Too peaceful.

Asta: [forcefully thrown into the room through the window, breaking it and knocking down Vanessa].

Noelle, from outside: I DO NOT LIKE YOU!

Gauche: Yup, there it is.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Fighter: HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA Artificer: I don’t have the time to devote any thought to whatever idiotic idea you’ve come up with now, Fighter- Fighter: triple barrelled shotgun. Artificer: … I’ll get right on it

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

[Galaxy Steve and Rainbow Steve are acting out a movie]

Rainbow Steve: No! Don’t jump!

Galaxy Steve: I’m sorry, but it’s too late for me!

Rainbow Steve: Well, if you jump, I’ll jump to!

Galaxy Steve: No, my love, you cannot!

[Sabre walks into the room]

Rainbow Steve: But I will!

Galaxy Steve: Well, I’m sorry, but I -

Sabre: Are you guys okay?

[totallycorrectprimos]

*TíoCon is meeting up on Saturday afternoon*

Bud: I just saw The Day The Earth Blew Up with at the movies with my wife and kids and it was good.

Iván: How brilliant! I watched it in theaters too and my hijas loved Petunia Pig!

Ignacio: Same here with my boys.

Javier: *uses a thumbs up gesture*

Diego: I saw that movie in theaters with Rita and the kids and it was the best!

Bud: What about you, Gustavo?

Gustavo: I haven't seen it yet, I was too busy working with my mortuary job.

Iván: Oh come on, not everyone gets to go to the movies sometimes!

[incorrect-odd-squad-quotes]

*Oswald is attempting to un-affirm Opal's conception that something she brought up is longer than the FNAF lore...*

Oswald: Wellllllllll-

Opal: You're not. You're NOT.

Oswald: I think I might be.

Opal: Don't you do it.

Oswald: *deep inhale*

Opal, pretending to hold a switchblade: Listen, all I know about the FNAF lore is that the purple guy kills kids and they possess animatronics, AND I DON'T NEED TO LEARN MORE.

Oswald: FNAF lore has 8 main games with several spinoff games along with 10 books that are all over 20 chapters-

Opal: Okay, I MIGHT take that back-

*Oswald bursts out laughing*

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

Irma (wails, sobs): Men are scum! Why do I want a man so bad?? I guess I need one if I ever wanna get married.

April: You know, you do have other options.

source: original one I made up

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[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Doll: When animals remember who wronged them, they're "intelligent" and "very cool"

Doll: But when I do it, it's "petty" and "I need to move on?"

[the-black-bulls]

[Rouge and Luck are starting at each other]

Noelle: What are they doing?

Vanessa: They are having a territorial debate.

[Rouge tilts her head and bares her fangs]

Noelle: Who’s winning?

Magna: Well, right now it’s the culmination point. My money’s on Luck.

[Luck arches his back and starts to hiss]

Magna: Dammit.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: What’s a little attempted murder between friends?

[incorrectlco]

Lucy: Are you sleeping in dress pants?

Lockwood: What? They’re slacks.

Thank you for the submission anon!

[totallycorrectprimos]

Tere: I read somewhere that sunflower seeds make your boobs grow and now I can't stop eating them. I'm like that guy from Holes if he was a trans girl.

Tabi: Mr. Sir?

Toñita: Mrs. Ma'am!

[vindicus-vanquelin]

"Keep in mind that cutting a puppet's strings does not hurt the puppeteer."

— V.V

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Thad: My hearing radius is like a donut. I can hear things that are miles away, but I can't hear anything right in front of me.

Uzi: That's called Selective Hearing.

Thad: Sorry, can you repeat that? I didn't hear you.

[the-black-bulls]

Luck: [is bawling his eyes out]

Magna: [grabs his hand and sighs] You've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately I'm taking you to the beach episode.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Wizard: I didn’t get this far by having common sense!