#jake alexander

[lyrics724]

Only When It's Dark

Only When It’s Dark

Only, only, only Only when it’s dark at night Can you see Dark at night Can you see The stars The starsOnly, only, only Only when it’s dark at night Can you see Dark at night Can you see The stars The starsOnly, only, only Only when it’s dark at night Can you see Dark at nightCan you see The stars The starsOnly, only, only Only when it’s dark at night Can you see Dark at nightCan you see The…

[peachesandcreames]

Decisions, Decisions 🥵🔥

[penaltyboxmaster]

Drawing idea: A goalie support group for goalies who carried their team in the playoffs (Georgie, Sway, Silovs…).

shout out to goalies, they’re my favorite gender

[tkachukisms]

i think matthew would be scared of furbies. i think he'd see one and go oh gosh oh what IS that while laughing nervously and looking side to side like he's in a locked room with an ambiguously aggressive dog and not a toy made up of fluff and plastic. god forbid he finds out you can learn the language. | don't know what all that was, sorry man, anyway, hashtag rewind?

[evviejo]

STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE // S4E3 The Visitor It was me. It was me all along. I've been dragging you through time like an anchor, now it's time to cut you loose.

[mishacollins]

поточний настрій.

[acrosstobear]

mclaren WE. ARE. McLAREN. 🧡 Monaco. Indy 500. Shanghai. It's set to be a special weekend with @.ArrowMcLaren and @.McLarenFE! 💫

[kasperikapanenisbetterthanyou]

hockey team thickness - Dallas Stars 2024 VERSION (roster as of 27.07.2024)

[gayatticusfinch]

What if the children of an android, a Nagus, a Starfleet captain, a lizard nazi and an incel Klingon were all friends on a space station called ‘Deep Space Nine’?

[evviejo]

STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE // S1E15 Progress When I was very small, I remember there was this tree right outside my window. It was the ugliest, the most gnarled and battered old tree I'd ever seen. Even the birds stayed away from it. But you loved it. Hated it. Because it had grown so huge, its branches blocked out the sun for callopades. And its roots buried themselves so deep in the soil, nothing else could grow in there. Oh it was a big, old, selfish, annoying... Nasty. Nasty. Nasty old tree. Sounds to me like it had a lot of character. A lot. So what happened, you cut it down? I don't know yet.

[leonluvsethan]

Part 2 of burning text, but this time... some other (RE) Ships !! :DD

[gyllenhaal-j]

This is sweet

[sirellas]

post canon ds9 fic i won't write for real, in bullet points:

story starts with jake sisko, pondering and writing. he got a commission from some federation news service to do a fluff piece on "the soul of the klingon people" now that the war is over and they have a new chancellor, essentially a "look federation people, klingons are still chill. maybe chiller, even. so everybody be cool" deal (i'm imagining they have to do an article like this for every group of aliens that were a major combatant in the war) but jake takes it seriously and refuses to phone it in.

first he goes to alexander, who's visiting the station while between KDF assignments or something idk. but he says look buddy i wanna know what's up with klingons, you get me? alexander does not get him and also would like to know what's up with klingons, so he says hell yeah human friend let's figure this out.

then it becomes a series of vignettes of these two kind of out of touch young people learning about the klingon spirit and also themselves as they seek out someone who can tell them the secrets of life and honor etc etc. jake has a warped sense of normal from growing up on ds9 and alexander has never felt right in solely klingon or human spaces, so they have some gaps in their knowledge to fill.

i'm thinking they start with worf and martok, who are busy on qo'nos building their credibility and new government. worf isn't great at talking about feelings and martok's being pulled in a lot of different directions, so they're not much help. hanging around on qo'nos is interesting, but ultimately not what jake and alexander are looking for either.

then they start thinking outside the box. order isn't important but they start hitting up all relevant klingons and klingon adjacent folk: darok, sirella, ezri, nikolai, kurn, maybe a duras sisters cameo for equal representation of shitty klingons.

last we saw of kurn of course he had lost his memory but since this is my fic i'm not writing i'm gonna say bashir's not as great at brain reconfiguration as he thinks he is and it didn't take fully. so he's a little confused but getting the hang of it. a lot of "which one of you is my nephew again? i can't tell humans apart" kind of deal even though alexander is 3/4 klingon. he tells them what he's re-learned about klingons since he's been rebuilding his own identity.

nikolai also was essentially exiled but it's fine. he's got a gaggle of kids now and alexander and jake have to do the fake forehead thing to blend in while they talk to him. nikolai's got a lot of insight into worf as a brother but not much on klingons as a whole. alexander brings him some pierogi helena made.

alexander: "wow my foster uncle's wife looks a lot like your stepmom, isn't that funny?" jake: "nah i don't see the resemblance"

maybe at this point nog joins them because he's having his own identity crisis as the only ferengi in starfleet so he decides to just hop on board for jake and alexander's identity crisis.

they go see jeremy aster too, the kid from tng who became worf's brother through a whole thing, and he's got a pretty interesting view of klingons and the klingon spirit from an outsider/insider perspective.

sirella and darok are probably the least helpful but i think sirella baby-ing alexander would be fun. they're both trying to deny it and deny how much they like the attention (sirella at having a new-ish nephew-ish and one who wasn't raised klingon so she can do all the classic klingon things with him fresh, and alexander at having a(nother) mother figure to love him). jake is studiously taking notes in the corner while sirella tries to teach him how to skin a fresh kill or something like that.

anyway this whole journey ends with them finding kahless 2 (the clone of kahless) whose only occupation is thinking about the klingon spirit. but his wisdom boils down to "everyone's different and everyone has to figure shit out on their own, but together we can strive to be greater than yesterday" etc etc and jake gets his article. alexander reaffirms his grasp on his cultural identity and also gets to see a lot of his family so he's reminded that he's loved, even if everyone is doing their own thing. and nog develops a huge crush on sirella. everybody's happy.

[wildglitch]

Other hero wiz!au

This is a joke (obviously) but this is tottaly them lol

[dizzyduck44]

This weekend has brought every emotion. Surprise, blind rage, happiness, pride and heartbreak.

Being a papaya fan should come with a health warning.

You all did the McLaren name proud. Now group hug for Pato.

[lewisossokoh]

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