#james potter is a momas boy

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James: yes i know that he's my ex but can't two people reconnect, I only see him as a friend

Marlene: biggest lie I ever heard

Regulus: yes i know that he's my ex but can't two people reconnect, I only see him as friend

Pandora: you tripped and fell into his bed?

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Sirius internally celebrating because james asked them "can I be mean for a second?"

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hc that James was adopted and that's why effie and Monty like adopting kids and why James feels out of place. like he was a brown kid raised by white parents and constantly feels like he has to be perfect and impress them to feel like he's enough. not because effie and Monty ever did anything to pressure him, just cause he feels different than everyone else.

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regulus: I shall write it in my diary tonight

james: what

regulus: that a burnt child loves a fire

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when James was really little he would lie and say that he had a nightmare so he could sleep in his parents bed

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James Potter gets up when the sun rises and goes to bed when the sun sets like he's an ancient Roman

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James Potter cannot keep a secret for anything someone tells him to stay cool and he CANNOT

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okay but James in this

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JAMES LMAO

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there's this one dude who keeps announcing tha he has a crush on me and like blows kisses at me when I'm not looking in the halls. if this is what lily felt when James was after him then I understand James slander (im kidding I think the dude is so funny)

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I think a jegulus fic based off 36 questions would change lives

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the Potter manor is covered in weird photos of James throughout his childhood, they'd take the more embarrassing photos of him constantly and put it on the wall like it's not genuine blackmail material

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James the kind of guy to click his heels on the way home after kissing his crush

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jegulus

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James "woah, amber is the color of your energy. woah, shades of gold displayed naturally" Potter

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so James