#remus and regulus

[fourthemarauders]

Remus:*crying at the library*

Regulus:

Regulus: *gets broom*

Regulus: *pets Remus's head with broom from his chair*

Regulus:"there there"

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: i've only said i love you to three people. my brother, Pandora, and James when he got hit by a bladger and was dying from the head injury . I only regret one of those.

Remus: which one?

Regulus: James. he recovered like 2 days later so I just looked like an idiot

James: we're married

Regulus: still.

[my-castles-crumbling]

Regulus: *Casually shares absolutely horrifying lore from his childhood without even blinking*

Remus, shocked: Shit, Reg. Your life is bleak.

Regulus, rolling his eyes: Oh, shut it, Wolfy McWolf. It's not like your baggage is the size of a carry-on.

[sunseekerchild]

Incorrect quotes based on my friend group.

Regulus: I really like this guy, but I don’t think he feels the same way.

Remus, staring at Regulus dressed head to toe in James’ wardrobe: Yeah… no, he’s definitely not interested.

[gayeilgeoir]

Boss @taylorswiftmicrofic 285 words, Wolfstar and Jegulus

“I’m sick of him!” Sirius sighed exasperatedly, slamming a white envelope with a broken red wax seal down on the table and flopping angrily into the seat next to Remus.

“I beg your pardon?” Remus asked, picking up the envelope and seeing Regulus’s neat print on the front “What did he do this time?”

Sirius glared at him, arms folded across his chest like a stropping child. He grabbed the letter from Remus’s hands harshly, pulling out the scroll and unfurling it with a flourish. It appeared Sirius Black simply had to be dramatic even when he was utterly irate, he couldn’t escape it. It was his nature.

“Dearest Brother” Sirius began to read aloud, imitating Regulus’s slightly more pronounced French accent than his own “I have recently been told that you have decided to start dating Remus lupin, my best friend. This is truly unacceptable in my eyes, I cannot stand this betrayal. So I have decided to follow in your footsteps. Being told that you’re “the boss of me” and to “emulate your example” was something I had to listen to a few too many times as a child, and I fear it has somehow worn in. This time, I choose to emulate your example, and start shagging your best friend. You truly are a fabulous teacher in the art of being petty Sirius.

I bet Christmas at the potters will be far more interesting than usual now.

Love, your baby brother, James’s boyfriend

Reggie”

“Merlin” Remus laughed, clutching his sides in pain “I fucking love him”

“You’re supposed to be on my side moony!” Sirius groaned, standing up and walking towards the door “I’m going to go set the dungeons on fire”

(Op is under 18)

[beesunshiny]

Normalize Moonwater interactions sending James into a jealous rage.

[moondustinfj]

Remus, whispering to the phone: Where. Are. You. Reg?! This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with!

[addsalwayssick]

Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.

He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.

“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.

“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.

Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.

There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.

[chasingthestarss]

James: I think I’m in love with you!

Regulus :

James:

Regulus: *pulls out a big binder with pieces of paper sticking out everywhere

James: what’s this?

Regulus: Our wedding plans, I’ve been planning it since first year. Remus taught me to scrap book.

James: *in love

[outromoonyy]

Behind every emotionally unavailable person is an unhealthy obsession with Remus Lupin and Regulus Black.

[fourthemarauders]

Regulus:"James is missing,do you happen to know where he or sirius is?"

Remus:"How would I know? Do you think I have them microchipped or something?"

Regulus:"well,do you?"

Remus:"Yeah,hang on"

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus, texting Remus: Remus! Help I’m being kidnapped Remus: Where are you? Regulus: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Remus: I’ll call James. James, answering his cell: Y’ello? Remus: Where’s Regulus? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. James: Reggie? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me- James: James: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* James: I AM JUST WEARING CONTACTS INSTEAD OF GLASSES! Regulus : WHO ARE YOU?!

[outromoony]

No wonder Moonwater work so well as friends. Regulus is the type of person to call you a piece of shit, and Remus will elaborate on exactly why you're a piece of shit.

[my-castles-crumbling]

choose - jegulus - platonic moonwater - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 359

They had a very well-thought-out plan. Even Regulus thought so. 

On those nights when he’d stay over with James, he’d sneak out early, before the sun was up, hidden under the protection of the Invisibility Cloak. He’d tiptoe down the stairs and out the Portrait Hole, all the way back to his own Dorm, where Barty and Evan were obviously waiting for him to share details he'd never choose to share. Then, come daybreak, he’d leave the Cloak behind a secret passage for James to pick up.

Wash, rinse, repeat. It was a flawless system.

Until one late night (or early morning), when he was walking quietly down the stone steps and halfway to the exit of Gryffindor Tower, only to be interrupted by a voice that made his heart sink to the floor and his body freeze.

“Hey, Regulus.”

He had half a mind to run. He was still covered, after all. Nobody would know.

But how did he get caught? Plus…how had they known?

“Hullo, Lupin,” he mumbled after more contemplation, peeling off the silky fabric and staying where he was. “Couldn’t sleep?”

“It happens sometimes,” Remus, who was sitting by the fire, said lightly. “That’s how I saw you the first time.”

The first time. So he’d seen Regulus more than once. “And who have you told?” he asked resignedly, shifting his weight from foot to foot. 

“Nobody. I’m not in the business of telling secrets,” Remus said, finally making eye contact and giving him a small smile. “But I could use your help with something.”

Ah, so that’s what this was. Blackmail.

“With what?” he asked, eyes narrowed.

“Help me pick out a Christmas gift for Sirius? I’d ask someone else, but Pete’s shit at keeping secrets, and James has been distracted lately…now I know why,” Remus chuckled.

Regulus frowned. “That’s all you want?”

The older boy smiled. “Yes. And maybe an occasional study partner.”

“Fine. We’ll go shopping on Saturday,” Regulus agreed, turning to go.

“Thanks.”

It was, hands down, the strangest way he’d ever made a friend. But he had to admit, from then on, he considered Remus one of his closest.

[curiouslymyown]

Platonic moonwater but their entire dynamic is just reminding each other to eat

[moonyspride]

regulus: honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living I strike fear into-

remus: you sleep with a teddybear.

regulus: he’s sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!