#jazz <3

[teddybeartoji]

lays down and kicks my feet, tell me some thoughts you have about satoru, draws circles on your blog with my finger

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII JAZZ HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII:3333333333 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU HEREE HEHEHEHHEEE i have a bunch of smaller headcanons for him i hope that's what you were looking for!!!!!!!!

HE DROOLS WHEN HE SLEEPS!!!!!!!! like actually drools. he also snores but the snoring is so fucking cute??????????? i hate him why is everything he does always so perfect?????????? bro can't even fucking drool and snore in a bad way smhhhhhhhhh

HE LOVES WATCHING YOU DO "HARD WORK"!!!!!!!!! and by "hard work" i mean shit like carrying around heavy things and idk putting together furniture or smth lmao. it most definitely turns him on too.......... there's just smth abt your dirty clothes and your sweat and your concentrated face and he loooooves when you tell him that you don't want his help!!! he always offers bc he's a Gentleman like that even though he knows you don't necessarily need it. but the way you just go "no-no, i got it." gets him going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he wants youu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's bringing you drinks like he's a proper malewife and then proceeds to just admire you while you work lmao.

HE LOVES CALLING YOU!!!!!!!!! calls you over the smallest things. he just wants to talk to you and he wants to hear your voice!!!!!! some of the calls are literally just minute long (and that's only bc he spends 30seconds on saying that he loves you), while some calls are hours long. oh and he absolutely adores if you do the same. he wants you to call and send voice messages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOSES HIS SOCKS ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and he steals yours btw. he's constantly going "baaaaaaaabee! have you seen my sock?!" while the said sock is literally sitting on the chair right next to him SMHHH ok but when you show it to him he just turns to you with a dopey smile and gives you a sloppy, haste little kiss, mumbling how he doesn't know what he'd do without you............... i wanna marry him jazz i wanna marry him

LOVES KISSING YOUR TUMMYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's always smiling while doing it too. you could just be lazing on the couch, scrolling on the phone and he's crawling on top of you. he pushes up your shirt just so he can see and feel your skin before pressing light, gentle kisses on you. if you peek at him from under your phone, you'd just find him staring back at you with sparkling eyes.

HE DOESN'T LIKE TEA???????? idk this just feels right okay... don't judge me i am an avid tea drinker so i am upset abt this too. no matter how much honey or sugar you put on it, he's always scrunching his nose at the taste. he is willing to try different ones just for you but i really feel like he's not a fan of any of the flavours. (FLAVOUR???? TEA FLAVOUR???? idk english is weird ok)

(he knows exactly how you like yours though. suguru has taught him how to make good tea, so satoru relishes in making you smile whenever he surprises you with a cup!!!! he knows when you want it too; he's a bit of a mind reader honestly. you sit down on the couch and he's already marching into the kitchen with a mission. it's his love language<33)

SHOWERS EVERY MORNING!!!!!!!!!! i think he loves showering. just overall. it gives him so much energy and it makes him feel so good, so fresh - it's the best way to start his day!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also sings in the shower. or more like yells in the shower. a lot. he's dumb and i love him. and then he always steps out of the bathroom with wet hair and just like a pair of pyjama pants on and he smells so fucking good aaaand it makes you wanna get him all dirty again!!!!! i said what i said.

(he sometimes just leans on the doorframe as he's brushing his teeth and just grins at you knowing full well that you wanna EAT HIMMM)

OKE I THINK I'M GONNA STOP HERE BEFORE I FULLY LOSE IT!!!!!!! BUT WAHHH I LOVE TALKING ABT HIM SOOO SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR DROPPING BY AND THANK YOU FOR INDULGING ME JAZZ<333333333333333 I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING AN AMAZING DAY MY LOVEE MWAH MWAH MWAHMWAH!!!!!

[taegularities]

rid you need to write standing next to you jk. IM LOSING MY SHIT

brought together by your parents' business and starting out as bickering kids, jungkook and you grew to become deeply affectionate teenagers. you dreamed of combatting and conquering the world, hearts glued together — without knowing that the world would turn against you one day. soon, both your parents turned into sworn enemies... and years later — as full adults now — you meet in the shadows, sneaking around to unleash your love for each other. but... one day, the two of you might fall. one day, hiding won't remain an option anymore, will it?

[sellenite]

you get me elle, he loves when you pucker your lips to blow air against his dice for good luck, he feels his slacks tightening, pulling you closer to him making sure you feel it too

JAZZ YOU’RE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME �� this is soo hot and yes. yes he sooooo would

he keeps one hand tucked into the slit of your dress, his fingers just teasing your inner thigh, so close to where you want him to touch you….

and it makes him harder knowing that all the other men around the table are watching you together. jealousy written so clearly over their faces because he has a pretty, young thing like you giggling in his lap and pressing tipsy kisses to his cheek.

(also I hope you are having the best time in vegas :3)

[boyfriendstevie]

Also like idk why but my libido has been so much higher recently and Steve? I would jump that man. Immediately. Multiple times. And Steve, the Good Man that he is would be like “well, I’m being drafted. Time to perform my duty. In pussy we trust”

oh you just KNOWWWW that he’s down whenever you are. like u even hint that u want him and he gets down to business, no questions asked

[onlyswan]

I missed you too :( youre so cute btw ♡

hehe thank you i love you <3

[postapocalyptic-cryptic]

hey mikey! pls tell me about your favorite character and why you love them!

OUGHH I don't know if I could commit to one favorite character ever, but my current fave is Jazz, so I'll talk about him.

First: Look at him. Admire him. He's very cool-looking.

Second: he’s cool. he’s SO cool. He has layers like an onion. I’m so high rn and words are escaping me but he’s SO.

That’s all.

[wow-itsme]

i thought i hated jazz. now i deeply love jazz. playing jazz taught me to love jazz. i’ve found that in most cases, in attempting to create something, you discover a new appreciation for it. music, food, hobbies in general, etc. empathy doesn’t just apply to people

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny wasn't sure what to do. Was this legal? He knew the bats were part of the Justice League and whatnot but surely they can't just pick him up off the street after he got into a brawl with some creeps trying to mug him!

Sure, Nightwing had jumped down to help and Danny, still in his living form with its crappy human vision, thought he was another mugger because of the dark and attacked him too.

Now he's sitting in the back seat of the batmobile with his hands in wierd bat handcuffs.

Was everything these guys owned bat themed? Yeah his parents put there last name in all the titles of their inventions but they had a brand to sell so it was excusable. Batman however, is clearly living out his bat shaped dreams. Usually Danny was all for the furrys doing thier thing, one of his best friends was a proud furry and Danny 100% supported him, but there was a line you don't cross and tall dark and fuzzy crossed it when he kidnaped one 14 year old Danny Fenton.

He couldn't Go Ghost right in front of Batman and Nightwing but he could use the one thing his mom made him take with him everywhere since he was a little boy.

His panic button.

It was powered by ectoplasm and could get through signal jammer with no problem. If he pressed the button his parents would drop everything to come save him. They made sure to put little sirens and flashing lights in thier own hazmat suits to make sure they didn't accidentally miss it. Sure they looked hilarious the few times he had seen it go off in his life but it was highly effective.

So he pushed the button and his parents were charging torward them in record time, the GAV playing chicken with the freaking batmobile. Suddenly his mothers voice came from the panic button, "Are you in the front of back, sweetie?"

"I, uh." He stuttered, looking up at the shocked face of Nightwing before answering, "The back."

"Perfect." He mother said darkly.

A trio of high mechanical whines filled the air and Danny didn't need to look through the windshield to know the buzz saws were out.

----

Bruce just wanted to know why Danny Fenton, youngest of the Fenton Family and son of Jack Fenton and Madeline Walker, two people whose marriage brokered peace between thier prospective mafia syndicate families, was doing in Gotham beating up low level thugs.

He was not expecting overprotective mad scientist parents.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 

[teddybeartoji]

imagine being suguru’s spoiled brat 🫶

RRRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH PLEAAASEEEE I'D KILL TO BE HIS SPOILED BRAT WHATTTTT HE'D LOVE MEEEE FRRR HE WOULD GET NO RESTT<3333333 jazz ur brain is so big and beautiful i want you💋💋💋

[taegularities]

his chest revived me back. IT LOOKS EDITED AND SURREAL. NEVER DID I IMAGINE A DAY.

did anyone notice the bounce, too bc

[sellenite]

elle you’re such a fawn hybrid and I’m nuzzling up to you as my kitty self

JAZZ I AM SMOOCHING YOU 🫶 I would probably type myself as fawn too hehehe :3 I am booping my nose with yours as we speak MWAH 💓💓💓

[boyfriendstevie]

Okay. Steve would be the type of guy to wake up early in the morning to clear the snow off your car before you go to work. The guy who would always remember to bring you a lil treat from the cafe near that one store he has to run errands to. The guy who would leave love notes in random places in the house for you to find so that when you’re clearing out the fridge you find a little sticky that says “you look pretty today :)” on the eggnog that’s been hiding for waaaay too long and when you bring it up he’s like “oh I forgot about that one. It’s true though :)” he’s a teddy bear of a man, and my husband, your honour

PLEASE my heart is going to combust. I love him. I want him. I need him.

The clearing your car off though 😭😭😭 he doesn’t have to get up as early as you, but he wakes up when you do to go out and clear off your car & start it so it’s nice and toasty for you when you get in. He trudges out there in his sweatpants and your jacket and just shoves his feet in the nearest boots 😭 and when he gets back inside he starts making you coffee or tea or whatever you drink so you can take it with you <3333

[onlyswan]

UwU and crying!!

the !! after crying made me giggle 😭

jazzzzz hi i missed you and you know me so well :P

what kind of fanfic writer am i?