#jeff britta

[sonch]

guys. GUYS.

i want jeff winger to be a single dad and have a daughter. all the dad jokes. the grumpy dad with teenage lesbian daughter trope. the way he would try to be better for her. the banter. the soft moments. the sad moments. I want to have it all. please give jeff as a dad to me

[arlothinkstoomuch]

COMMUNITY ASK-BLOGS AS TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS PT3:

(songs chosen according to ask-blog lore. not including inactive/unresponsive askblogs.)

Part One , Part Two

@prayingshirleybennett // Sweet Nothing // Shirley Bennett

‘They said the end is coming, everyone’s up to something, I find myself running home to your sweet nothings’ // ‘Outside they’re push and shoving, you’re in the kitchen humming, all you ever wanted from me was sweet nothing.’

@leonardlikesthissite // Karma // Leonard Rodriguez

‘Karma’s a relaxing thought, aren’t you envious that for you it’s not? Sweet like honey. // ‘Ask me what I learnt from all those years, ask me what I earned from all those tears, ask me why so many fade but I’m still here.’ 

@ask-toddjacobson // This is Me Trying // Todd Jacobson

 ‘They told me all my cages were mental, so I got wasted like my potential, and my words are shoot to kill when I’m mad, I’ve got a lot of regrets about that.’ 

@ask-wilbur-whitton // Eyes Open // Wilbur Whitton (OC)

‘The tricky thing is yesterday we were just children’ // ‘So here you are, two steps ahead and staying on guard.’

@ask-annies-boobs , @the-other-monkey, AND I CANT REMEMBER THE THIRD MONKEY's @ // Never Grow Up // Annie's Boobs, Britta's Boobs, Troy's Boobs

'To you, everything's funny, you got nothing to regret,' // I won't let nobody hurt you, won't let no one break your heart, and no one will desert you, just try to never grow up,'

@askingjeffwinger // Anti-Hero // Jeff Winger

‘I have this thing where I get older, never wiser // It must be exhausting always rooting for the Anti-hero.’

BONUS SECOND WINGER SONG (they were both too good)

@askingjeffwinger // The Archer // Jeff Winger again

‘Who could ever leave me darling, but who could stay?’ // ‘All the king's horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put me back together again, because all of my enemies started out as friends. // ‘They see right through me, you see right through me, I see right through me.’

Last Part! Unless anyone else wants to request to be part of this. I really just did those who I interact with a lot/whose RP stories and characters I know well.

[troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed]

people don’t even ask for a hit of your vape anymore they just look at you like this

[questionable-disarray]

[thefoxinator]

NOT gentle reminder that Abed Nadir’s father is canonically Palestinian, his grandfather lived in the Gaza strip, and his cousin Abra visits from Gaza in season one. You can not be a Community fan and a supporter of Israel.

[nerdtboytheodore]

leans on my funny image

[strangerathecinema]

silly community textposts pt. 1

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

“I can tell TV from real life, Jeff. TV has structure, logic, rules, and likeable leading men. In real life, we have this. We have you” is still one of the most METAL fucking lines in the entire series like??? abed just gagged him like that??? in front of EVERYONE??? insane. I’m still not over it. goddamn

[parkercore-69]

yo guys i think it’s pretty sweet when Troy smiles at the camera when Abed’s filming ☹️

[ham0705]

the study group reunion cuz we actually are going to get one in near future!!

Abed being a big director is confirmed canon got me emotional im so proud of him🥹💖💖💖

[fujobritta]

[pretty-little-aesthetics]

[beelzebubsfavor]

sometimes family isnt a mom, dad and a few kids. sometimes its a narcissistic ex lawyer, an annoying vegetarian anarchist, a divorced christian housewife obsessed with baking, the heir to a moist towelette empire, an overachieving goodie two shoes, a jock with untreated ADHD and an AV guy.

[troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed]

the realest two ships in community:

1. adhd internalized homophobia ex jock is infatuated with autistic film fanatic and they sit around all day and watch tv. they changed each other’s lives for the better until one left and tragically got kidnapped while the other sat alone, mourning his memory.

2. literally the worst two people you have ever met

[greatkateweathermachine]

the community american psycho episode that doesn't exist where jeff goes on an ego and insecurity driven rampage and kills a bunch of people before eventually breaking down and leaving a deranged rambling confession on abed's voicemail at like 3am while curled in a fetal position underneath the study room table. and then when they all have study group in the morning he asks abed if he got the voicemail and abed's like oh yeah nice reference i love american psycho :) and the group carries on like normal while jeff is inner monologuing and staring at his blackberry like this:

[greendalean]

rip jeff winger, you would've loved dad rock and putting women in situationships

rip britta, you would've loved adhd cleaning hacks and shopping on etsy

rip abed, you would've loved 123 movies and being nonbinary

rip troy, you would've loved parallel play and mobile games

rip annie you would've loved lesbianism and colorful planners

rip shirley, you would've loved putting bible verses in your instagram bio and live laugh love signs

rip pierce, you would've loved spreading misinformation and being rude to wait staff

rip dean pelton, you would've loved gender fluidity and tumblr kink blogs

rip ben chang, you would've loved schizoposting and stalking your ex wife on facebook