#jehtt

[howlingday]

NOT LIKE US

Blake: Look, there's a crab.

Ruby: (Wolf Faunus) Hi, there, Mr. Crab~! Do you know where my sister went?

Jaune: (Shark Faunus) The crab can't talk, Ruby.

Ruby: Why not? Is he stupid or something?

Jaune: He's an animal.

Ruby: So what? We're animals, too!

Jaune: We don't have time for this!

Blake: Wait a minute. She has a point.

Ruby: Yeah! What makes us different from the crab?

Jaune: They're not... like us.

Ruby: What do you mean? Are you RACIST?

Jaune: What?! No! I mean they walk on more than two legs and live in the water! I'm pretty sure Weiss had some for dinner last night. They're not... Y'know, sapient!

Blake: But what truly makes one sapient? Is the crab's simple demeanor really a proper means to determine it's capacity for complex thought?

Jaune: Yes. Stop talking about this.

Blake: Have the Gods forsaken this creature?

Jaune: I said stop!

Blake: Or have they forsaken us by cursing us with intelligence?!

Jaune: BLAKE! Our teams are scattered across this island and I REALLY want to get away from this beach! Can you PLEASE have your existential crisis later?!

Blake: Does this quandary not weigh heavily upon your mind?

Jaune: No!

Ruby: Why? Because you're-

Jaune: NOT because I'm racist! We talk! They don't! There's nothing to think about unless we come across a non-sapient shark, or something!

Ruby: (Points) Like that?

Jaune: (Looks down)

Jaune: MAYBE THE GODS HAVE FORSAKEN US.

[zellk]

I participated in a wee Art Secret Santa with a few close coworkers this year. Here's the gift I made ! It was for someone I don't know THAT well so it was really fun to have an added layer of investigation to find what to draw for them 🕵️ (I also put Qalaari in there bc it's the "Red Gang")

[gorillageek27]

Ni: will you date me? Breath if yes, recite the bible in japanese if no

Mothra: 神が天と地を創造された最初の神

Ni: what the?

Mothra: そして三日目に神は休んだ。

Ni: is that actually the bible?

Mothra: それから神はアダムを創造し

Ni: AND YOU STOPPED BREATHING TOO?!

[rodentrap]

Kieran: Bro, are you flirting with my sister? Florian: Yes I am! Kieran: Do you wanna die? Florian: Yes I do! Kieran: Wait what? Florian: See ya! (Jumps off the edge of the Great Crater of Paldea) Kieran: Oh my Arceus! Florian! Florian: Take me sweet death!

Kieran:

[jaredxenoengage]

Amy (Yoshizawa): Wanna eat what my dad made?

Sonic (Joker): What did he make?

Amy (Yoshizawa): Me.

Deadbeat silence

Joker (Sonic)

Props to Jehtt, that was hilarious…

[itscooltoskate]

Me taking mental notes of shitty things people have said/done

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[gainaxvel3o]

[fantasticfelicityfox]

This video taught me the word laser is an acronym

[brightgreendandelions]

Randy, is that actually the bible?

[jinxed-thylacine]

This video makes me feel so much better about my hatred of Sonic Adventure 2's controls lmao

[howlingday]

I'm Cinder Fall, the one, true Maiden. In the 2nd grade, I let a kid borrow my copy of Sonic Adventure 2: Battle... ...he spent the rest of the year avoiding me so he couldn't give it back. I was a shy kid, so I never told anyone about it, or instigated him further. I still remember, Jaune. YOU CAN'T KEEP RUNNING, JAUNE.

[tomboymikayla]

New Jehtt vid

[weird-gay-disaster]

"omg guys aliens exist" "this person on Twitter did BAD THINGS" "Hell has opened up" "Baldur's Gate 3" "game is terrible so I spent my monthly savings on it"

Me:

[sus-amogus-bot]

This video is still among my brain.