#shark!faunus jaune

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Nora: the best part about Dating two faunus is the four dicks.

Yang: That's cap. No way both of them got that.

Snake!faunus Ren: ... *Sips tea*

Shark!faunus Jaune: *Blushes, looks away*

Yang: ... Pyrrha. Pyrrha tell me she's lying.

Pyrrha: ... It is not her favorite part of the situation.

Yang: Everytime I talk with the four of you I learn something new.

Yang: And sometimes I'm reminded Ignorance is Bliss.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

JNPR vs Faunus JNPR

Jaune: *Draws Crocea Mors* I like your scarf! Does it get stuffy under there?

Shark!Faunus Jaune: *Adjusting Scarf* Thanks! and it does sometimes, but it helps block out Electrical signals. Keeps me from being overwhelmed.

Jaune: Fashion and Function! Nice!

~~~~~

Jaune: *Picks out tooth* We both got into Beacon legitimately!

Jaune: *Futzing with his shield* Yep! Nothing suspicious at all!

Jaune: Yep! The only thing I lied about on my transcripts was being human!

~~~~~

Pyrrha: *Flourishes Milo* Like your tail! It's very Floofy!

Fox!Faunus Pyrrha: *Throws and Catches Akouo* Thank you! I take great pride in it!

Pyrrha: I can tell.

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Pyrrha: *Kneels to her opponent* Aren't Blondes Lovely?

Pyrrha: *tightening gloves* Yes, Yes he- Blondes? Plural?

Pyrrha: Naturally! Yang and Jaune are so good~

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Nora: *Collapses Magnhild* HAr HAr Harhar HAR har-harhar-harhar!

Bear!Faunus Nora: *Picking teeth with claws* Hey! Just 'cause you're ready for Freddy Doesn't mean you're ready for me!

Nora: Forget Five nights, You won't last Five seconds!

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Nora: *Swings Magnhild around* Syrup? A heretic to the ways of Honey!

Nora: *Cracks Knuckles* I'm the Heretic? You're the one that eats Bee Puke!

Nora: Enough talk, Tree-Blood Drinker! Square up!

~~~~~

Ren: *Deploys Stormflower* ... Do you have venom?

Snake!Faunus Ren: *Gently shaving with SF* Yes, and Yes I do use it in teas and certain medical applications.

Ren: Thank you for answering

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Ren: *Checking Fangs in compact Mirror* How is it to bit have fangs?

Ren: *Inspecting his father's knife* It is difficult to describe not having something when you've never had it to begin with.

Ren: That's Fair. Thank you.

[howlingday]

Young at Heart?

Jaune: Hello, Willow.

Weiss: Huh? How do you know my mother's name?

Jaune: Oh, you're Willow's daughter? Sorry! You look just like her.

Weiss: Answer my question, Arc.

Jaune: I used to babysit her. (Chuckles) She'd always try to one-up me in our history lessons.

Ruby: Wait. I thought you were a teenager?

Jaune: I am!

Blake: How... old are you?

Jaune: I'm sixty-eight!

Yang: (Pulls Ruby closer)

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Fun Fact! Greenland sharks have an extremely long life-span, with the oldest of the species, "Gandalf" estimated to be as old as 560~ years old, though other adults have been estimated to be around three hundred years old.

[littlelewdmable]

Shark Jaune: You know the worst part about have two dick is cumming too early because my girlfriend wanted me to stick them in both holes at once.

Jaune: I mean seriously, it happens like every time.

Saphron: ...Okay?

[epic-arc]

Shark Jaune Au Short Number 2: The first word

Jaune and weiss were sitting in the living room watching tv with their youngest daughter on the floor playing with some stuffed animals until they both looked at her and she was looking back at them with a kinda sullen face. Jaune seeing that would be a bit confused and would pick up his daughter putting her in his lap.

Jaune: Hi my little fish, why are you sulking?

Jaune would look at the figure's face a little confused and they could tell that she was trying to speak or something and weiss seeing that would get all excited and pull her scroll to record her daughter's first words.

Weiss: Try to talk mama I know you can get my little princess!!

Gura would look at jaune and then at weiss and she would open her mouth showing her baby shark teeth and they wait excitedly for what she would say.

Gura:

The two hug Gura with tears of emotion and happiness and Gura was just laughing, enjoying being cuddled by his parents.

Jaune: I am so proud of my baby girl she managed to make her first word!

Weiss: I'm going to send this video to all our friends they have to see this cuteness!!

(Owner of the au: @rwby-encrusted-blog)

[superiorsturgeon]

I may have just had the best/stupidest idea ever in relation to Shark!faunus Jaune.

Two words:

Remora Faunus

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Ruby: Hey Jaune! How’s your morning…going…?

Jaune: *yawns* Oh hey Ruby. Just on my way to class.

Neo: *clinging to Jaune’s back disguised as Mint* 😁👋

Ruby: …uh, Jaune…? Do you know that there’s someone on your back?

Jaune: Huh? Oh, right. This is Mint. She’s catching a ride to breakfast since it’s on the way.

Ruby: …do you normally give rides to people?

Jaune: *yawns* Not usually, but since I’m too tired to shake her off I figured she can just come along. Especially since she sometimes cleans up when I don’t finish dinner.

Neo: *signs* It tastes better when it’s off his plate! 😋

[notmaplemable]

Jaune: *Nibbling on Penny's arm*

Penny: I'm rather used to Boyfriend-Jaune nibbling on me.

Penny: But Friend-Weiss-

Weiss: *Nibbling on her other arm*

Penny: -I'm rather puzzled by.

Weiss: I can explain.

[dragonking10]

Jaune walks up to Ruby with his hands behind his back.

Jaune: Hey Ruby.

Ruby turns to Jaune

Ruby: Oh hey Jaune!

Jaune: I got something for you.

Ruby: OOH! What is it? 😃

Jaune puts his hands out and revealed the gift.

Jaune: Ta Da! 😄

Ruby: A... string? 🤨

Jaune opened his eyes to look and noticed he forgot something to add to the string.

Jaune: Oh yeah that's right, hey you got a mirror?

Ruby confused: Uh sure?

Ruby hands him a hand held mirror

Jaune: Thanks! Here hold this.

Jaune hands her the string and grabs the pliers outta nowhere, looked to the mirror and opened his mouth revealing rows of sharp teeth.

Jaune quickly found the biggest one he could find and with some effort, he pulled his tooth out with the pliers.

Jaune: OW! Give me a moment.

Jaune then quickly went to bathroom to clean the tooth and grabbed Weiss' nail file and started to smooth out the tooth making it dull enough so it wouldn't hurt Ruby.

After Jaune was done he came back to Ruby and grabs the string, turned around and tied to tooth with the string.

After he was done he turned around and revealed a shark tooth necklace.

Jaune: Now Ta Da! 😅

Ruby doesn't know whether to feel touched that Jaune made her a necklace or concerned thay he got hurt making it.

But she decided the former considering her boyfriend went through all that trouble besides it kinda made her feel loved.

Ruby smiled: Thanks Jaune. Can you put it on me?

Jaune smiled: It'll be an honour!

Ruby smiled and turned around so Jaune could place the necklace around her neck. After Jaune was done, Ruby looked at the mirror staring at the necklace.

Ruby touches the necklace around her neck and smiled

Ruby: I love it! ☺️

Jaune smiled: I'm glad.😄

Ruby then surprised Jaune with a kiss on the lips but quickly wrapped his arms around her kissing her back.

[itsupermanti]

Jaune Arc meets the Arc Verse

Inspired by this dub of a @90spiderbros comic;

Volume 7 Jaune+Ice Queendom Jaune(arms over each other’s shoulders as they wave at various other Jaune’s): Hey guys!

Grimm Jaune(pulling up his hood as he walks away): Ok, that’s it. I’m out of here!

Volume 6 Jaune:(addressing Ice Queendom): Wait, so your Beacon didn’t fall and you’re completing your Hunstmen training?

The Hunstman: Dude…

Sh-Arc: Grats.

Volume 3(grabbing Grimm by the hood): Oh no you don’t! Come back here.

Grimm(holding his hands up as Volume 3 glares at him): Okay! Geez! I’m not going anywhere.

Volume 6(talking to Volume 7): What?! You got your license already? And are serving in Atlas?

Volume 7: Cool, right? I think it’s a good sign. A real fresh start.

Volume 6: You seem pretty cheerful for someone who could be dead in the next few hours.

Volume 7: Don’t worry guys, I GOT this!

The Huntsman(crossing his arms): Would you just be careful? The last time I was as optimistic as you I had to get blown up by Torchwick as I chased him.

Ice Queendom(shocked): Sweet Oum, dude!

Grimm(smirking): Amateurs! Every Jaune knows their near death count should be in the hundreds!

Volume 7(smiling without seeing Rusted Knight Jaune behind him with his helmet on): Everything’s gonna be fine!

Ice Queendom(whispering to Volume 6 as he spots Rusted Knight behind Volume 7): Should we tell them?

Volume 6(arms crossed): No.

[gorillageek27]

How would Jaune's relationship work with a shark girl faunus?

Ooh. Now lets asume that she can walk on land. I think she would either just have shark like fins on her arms and and legs, or she'd have lots of teeth like a shark. Jaune wouldnt mind her appearnece, he's open minded person. He would find her actually pretty adorable

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Jaune: Ruby, we need to stop having sex for a while.

Ruby: Why?

Jaune: My dick is sore.

Ruby: I'll just use the other one!

Jaune: You've been riding them both!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Octopus!Faunus Emerald: Denji looking motherfucker!

Shark!Faunus Jaune: Hey Agent Eight, the DJ Octavio called and he wants his soldier back!

Emerald: That the best you could come up with Brucey?

Jaune: I'll make you stick your foot in your mouth for that! And it won't be hard Cephalopod!

Emerald: Why am not surprised the sharpest thing about is your teeth?

Jaune: Did you just call me dimwitted?

Emerald: I mean, I've got more grey matter than you do.

Ruby: Should we stop them?

Nora: Nah, Let it happen.

Jaune: So what? I fancy myself pretty Charismatic, even if you're smarter than I am! that means I don't need to rely on my semblance to get what I want from people!

Emerald: OH, Ow! MY Heart. What a fucking joke. Charisma means jack if you can't back it up.

Jaune: I'll show you how good I am with my tongue!

Emerald: Then Do it, Pussy.

~~~~~

Nora: And that's how your parents got together!

Topaz Kid:

[howlingday]

Jaune: (At home, Baby cries) Oh no, don't cry! Don't cry! Uh, do you need your diaper changed? No? You just ate. Are you tired?

Baby Arc: (Wailing)

Jaune: Ah, what do I do? What do I do?! It's usually Mommy who makes you feel better. And she does it by... Oh no... Please, don't...

Baby Arc: (Weeping)

Jaune: Ngh... Okay...

Jaune: B... Buh... Bay... Bee... Shark, doo doo doo doo~. Baby Shark, doo doo doo doo~. Baby Shark~!

Baby Arc: (Whimpers)

Jaune: Mommy Shark, doo doo doo doo~! Mommy Shark, doo doo doo doo~! Mommy Shark~!

Baby Arc: (Sniffles)

Jaune: Daddy Shark, doo doo doo doo~! Daddy Shark, doo doo doo doo~! Daddy Shark~!

Baby Arc: (Giggles)

Jaune: (Thinking) The things I do for love...

[littlelewdmable]

I remember you saying you would be open to lewd shark Jaune. could you write Weiss responces to finding out her lover has two dicks

Going to go more comedy than smut here, but you'll probably get some war of the roses action in the reblogs.

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Weiss: So how big is your penis?

Jaune: ...Why?

Weiss: I'm having bet with Blake and Yang to see who's boyfriend's penis is the largest.

Jaune: ...Why?

Weiss: Because they both need to be put in their place.

Jaune: ...Okay...

Weiss: So?

Jaune: Well, first... Penises.

Weiss: Pardon?

Jaune: I have two dicks.

Weiss: ...How?

Jaune: Well, I mean, sharks do. I'm a shark faunus.

Weiss: Are they... shark penises?

Jaune: No, they're regular human dicks. You either get two human dicks or a shark one. At least that's what my dad says.

Weiss: Are they vertically stacked or horizontally?

Jaune: Huh?

Weiss: Side by side, or one on top of the other.

Jaune: Side by side.

Weiss: Do you have four testicles as well?

Jaune: No, I've got normal balls.

Weiss: Can you ejaculate from both of them?

Jaune: Yeah.

Weiss: From one at a time?

Jaune: Nope.

Weiss: Are they both the same size?

Jaune: Pretty much the same size. Both about 10 inches.

Weiss: 10 inches!?

Jaune: Yeah.

Weiss: Pants off now! I'm calling Ruby.

Jaune: And there goes my afternoon.

[epic-arc]

Love Dilemma (Sharc Au)

Jaune was playing with her daughter and Weiss was watching the two with a blush and a slight smile.

Gura: You know what? Gura thinks thats she loves mom the most!!

Jaune would listen to what the figure had said and would chuckle and look at her with a small smile on his face.

Jaune: Is that so? But you see dad loves mom even more and more. you know?

Gura: Really?

Jaune: Yep!

Weiss would enter the room and the two would look at her. Weiss had her face flushed and slightly angry.

Weiss: Idiot! Don't compete about something weird with your own child. Jeez, you're so immature!!!

Jaune: A-ah I didn't see you weiss I'm sorry.

Weiss saw jaune getting a rather sad impression but soon followed approached him and hugged him and kissed him on the cheek.

Weiss: I like you more!

(Original au come from @rwby-encrusted-blog)

[pilot-boi]

Au idea: Chimera Faunus Jaune. So many animal traits. Chameleon eyes, Bat ears, Elephant nose, Shark fangs, Frog tongue, Crocodile scales, Swordfish dorsal fin, Oryx horns, Tiger claws, Falcon wings, Chameleon color shifting, Spider spinnerets, Scorpion tail, Cheetah feet, Grasshopper legs, Porcupine quills, Turtle shell, Mantis Shrimp pincers, Platypus ankle barbs, Narwhal horn,

He’d just be a pile of flesh at that point

A FMAB style chimera where they’re a horrid abomination that longs for death