#jett has spoken

[morallyinept]

The thing I love most about this fandom is how collectively it has been determined that:

- Joel Miller has the biggest cock. Like, ever. Dude be 56 n' he's packing a bazooka in there. Constantly. No part of this man is smol.

- Frankie Morales is the pussy eating king. There are no other contenders. Even leaves the cap on. Except when he takes it off periodically to run his hand through those chocolate curls.

- Ezra is just debauched, depraved filth. You'd think losing an arm would quell him, but no. Man is feral. Cum-eating, anal-rimming, spit-slick dicking, somnophilic F E R A L.

- Dieter Bravo is the trashiest of all pandas and will literally fuck anything that breathes. Or moves. Literally fucks, gets high and makes shitty movies.

- Agent Whiskey would fuck you buck wild like a horse. And possibly throw in a few yeehaws too.

- Dave York would kill you with a simple stare. Then fuck your corpse. You'd still manage to call him daddy.

- Marcus Pike is so boyfriend material. But wind that sucker up and watch him lose his shit.

- Javier Peña is a sultry, moody bitch who would split you open with his cock and choke you whilst doing it, cariño. Then pretend like you don't exist until the next time.

- Marcus Moreno can dick you down so good as long as he's captured a few bad guys first.

- Din Djarin will always break his creed for you. Mando can't help it. It's the whistling pussy.

- Max Phillips makes having a crippling period worth it.

- Javi G is baby. 🥹

God bless you, writers 🖤

[xstarsmvxz]

𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁 ❀

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 .𝟎𝟎𝟎 - 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞

𝐞𝟒𝟐 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐱 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭! 𝐨𝐜

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 ➬ Miles morales, a star student at Brooklyn Visions Academy finds himself infatuated with a certain red headed girl he’s never even spoken to (yet), causing him to have a mental battle whether he should talk to the schools best guitarist and registered ‘cool girl’ and risk embarrassing himself or just absolutely keep to himself and live a regret filled life. Unfortunately for him- the universe decided not to be on his side.

Athena Blake, the schools so called ‘cool girl’ and best guitarist notices a boy she recognises from her calculus and advanced English class staring at her a lot. At first the red headed beauty finds it cute and mostly jokingly makes fun of him for it, rarely sending small smirks and head tilts his way, sometimes having brief conversations. However, when she notices him beginning to always loom around her and seemingly follow her around, she decides to ask him about it.

𝐜𝐰 ➬ one way pining (for now..), Athena being a flirt, light swearing, Miles is lowkey a dork, ooc, he and uncle Aaron are still the prowler!!

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 ➬ 2.1k

The walls and hardwood floors of the dimly lit theatre room are basically vibrating as the strumming of guitars and booming sound of drums being played can be heard, playing along to the song ‘I hate myself for loving you’ by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.

People passing the doors of the large theatre stop in their tracks to take a peek or turn their heads towards the noise, some bobbing their heads to the music as others roll their eyes and continue walking to whatever class they have next.

Inside of the theatre room is a small band, two guitarists and one drummer. The three friends are on the stage, a red light illuminating their figures as they play through the loud speakers, grateful that they all have free period.

The lead guitarist, a girl with cherry dyed red hair and popping green eyes finishes the song off, her fingers aching as she throws her head back and strums the final cords.

The girl turns around to face her two friends Ivory and Thomas with a beaming smile on her face, her cherry flavoured lipgloss shining from the light on the stage. Her red hair messily frames her face as she goes to speak but is interrupted by the schools choir teacher followed by a few students walking into the theatre as the door clicks.

The band silently pack up their things, leaving the schools drums on stage as the girl puts her red and black guitar back in its case, placing it in the back rooms before smiling at the choir teacher as the trio walk out of the door.

The door closes with a loud click as the three friends strut down the hallway, squinting their eyes as they try to stop the burning sensation from the schools extremely bright lights.

Ivory turns to her friends, talking about how the choir kids are always interrupting them and cutting their playing time short. Ivory had jet black hair and deep brown eyes, she had dark skin which Athena thought went extremely well with her gold jewellery. She was the bass guitarist of their band.

Thomas immediately agrees with his friend, rolling his eyes as he exaggerates how annoying they are and how bad their singing actually is. Thomas was your basic white boy, except he was very very gay. He had light brown fluffy hair and pretty hazel eyes. He was the bands drummer.

“Speaking of singers, we seriously need one guys, I mean think of how much better our band would be!” Athena speaks up, turning around to face her friends as she walks backwards, her beat up red converse tapping as she walks along the tiled floor.

“She has a point. How many bands don’t have at least four people?” Ivory agrees, tilting her head to face Thomas as she takes her grape flavoured lollipop out of her mouth.

Thomas just stared at her blankly as he thought about his friends thoughts. “Exactly.” Ivory says, putting her lollipop back into her mouth as she tucks her free hand into the pocket of her black zip up hoodie.

Athena let’s out a stifled laugh as she turns back around to walk properly- only to bump into somebody. “Oh! I’m sorry!” She apologises, her face flushed with embarrassment, “I wasn’t really focusing on where I was walking..” she trails off as she picks up the papers that she had caused the boy to drop.

The red headed girl passes the paper back to the boy with an awkward smile, watching as the boy just stares at her with surprise. “You alright there?” She questions, her brows furrowed as she tucks some of her messied hair behind her ear.

“Oh I- um.. yeah, I’m alright” The boy replies, snatching the paper out of the girls hand and muttering a small thank you before he hurries off, nearly tripping over his own feet.

Athena and her two friends watch as the boy speeds off, Ivory and Thomas giggle a bit as they watch the boy however, Athena just stares with furrowed brows, whispering something to herself “weird…”

The trio shrug it off and continue to walk towards their next class, hoping to get there early instead of late like usual. Thomas has social studies so he departs from his friends first, giving the girls a small smile and wave before walking into the already student filled classroom.

“Hey Athena! Hi Ivory!” Comes a voice from beside them, her voice sweet and chirpy. The two friends turn to face the girl, already knowing who it was just from the sound of her voice. “Hey Valentina.” Athena says with a soft smile as Ivory just waves.

Valentina was a kind and lovely girl, she was also well known around the school so she got invited to many social gatherings and parties, that’s kind of how Athena and her friends met the schools sweetheart.

Athena and Ivory continue their walk, walking down some stairs before Athena reaches her calculus class. The girl rolls her eyes at a small joke that ivory made before pushing the doors to her classroom open.

Heads turn as they watch the girl walk through the door, some people giving her smiles and waves as others continue to mind their business. Athena sits at her assigned desk, next to one of Valentina’s friends.

Her name was Isla and her and Athena had become good friends since meeting each other in class. “Hi Athena..” The blonde girl says, smiling at the red headed girl as she does small sketches in her book.

“Hey girl, do you know why literally nobody is here today?” Athena asks as she scans the classroom, placing her books down on the table. Isla shrugs, flipping her book to a fresh page as the teacher walks in before whispering to Athena, “I heard that nobody was going to come today because of the prowler’s attack last night..”

The red haired girl turns to face her friend with a puzzled face. “Why? It’s not like the prowler is going to attack the school, especially in broad daylight.” Athena states, opening her book and grabbing a pen to copy off of the board.

Isla just lets out a small “hm” as she begins to copy the work down, listening to the teachers lecture. The teachers monotone voice in soon silenced as the door opens with a squeak, the hinges practically begging to be replaced.

The boy from earlier walks in, his books in hand as he walks towards a table at the back, awkwardly sitting down with a quiet sigh. Athena stares at the boy as she can hear the teacher let out a groan at the boys tardiness before continuing his lecture. “Hey Isla..” the red haired girl whispers, “what’s that guy’s name?”

Isla turns to face the boy who is now also rushing to copy what’s written on the board. “Him? That’s Miles Morales, he’s super smart.” The blonde girl mumbles before gurning back around to face the board.

“Miles Morales..” Athena mutters to herself, tilting her head before she zones back into what the teacher is saying, her pen gliding along her paper as she continues to write.

❀

Miles Morales. That name has been running through the red haired girls head all day. I mean- he’s cute, shy, but very odd, not at all somebody Athena could see herself with.

The red haired girl now sat in AP English, unbothered to listen to the teachers lecture as she zones out on the boy siting in front of her, staring at his two neat braids at the back of his head. The boy must’ve felt her green eyes burning through him as he slowly turns around, looking at her over his shoulder.

They make eye contact for a solid three seconds before Athena realises that she’s been staring. The girl quickly picks her pencil back up and continues to write, her face flushed red with embarrassment.

Miles does the exact same, flustered and surprised that the girl was even staring at him in the first place. He had been watching her for weeks, well not watching watching her, just noticing her. Noticing that she dyes to roots of her hair red again every few weeks, noticing that she reapplies her cherry flavoured lipgloss on every hour or so, noticing that she wears the same necklace everyday- the silver one with the pretty red star in the middle.

Miles thought she was beautiful, from her looks to her personality. Everybody knew her and spoke of her, his friends would tell him how fun and nice she really is once you get to know her, they would tell him to just shoot his shot and talk to her because it’s not like she would laugh at him for it, or tell everyone.. would she?

Miles had many questions in his mind as he thought about the girl, not even realising that the bell had rung minutes ago until the teacher repeated his name for the third time, telling him that the lesson had ended as she wonders how the dazed boy hadn’t heard her.

The boy carry’s his belongings as he rushes out of the door, his brows furrowed as he hurriedly walks down the hall, wanting to get home as soon as possible to prevent anymore embarrassment for himself.

His wishes are soon cut short as well as his walking as his shoulder bumps into the back of somebody. Athena Blake. The boy lets out a quiet groan, just how unlucky was he today?

The red haired girl turns to face him with furrowed brows until she catches sight of his pretty braids, realising who had just bumped into her. “You sure you’re not doing it on purpose?” She chuckles as she turns to fully face the boy, forgetting about the conversation that she was having with Ivory and Valentina.

“W- what?” Miles’ nervous voice comes out as he awkwardly and apologetically smiles. “Bumping into me, are you sure you’re not doing it on purpose?” The girl repeats, her guitar slung over her back as her hands are occupied with a small knitted handbag and her phone.

“No, no! I didn’t mean to- I didn’t mean to bump into you earlier either.. I.. I just wasn’t-“ The flustered boys speaking was cut short as Athena lets out a loud, obnoxious laugh, causing the few people in the near empty hallway to stare.

“I’m just fucking with you, we’re cool.” The girl says, widely smiling at miles, putting her pretty little tooth gem on display. “Oh.. we’ll still I’m sorry, my bad.” Miles awkwardly apologises with a small smile on his face.

Why was he so nervous around her? He was never nervous. Not even around other girls, not even when talking with strangers and definitely not when he was getting chased by the police as the prowler.

Valentina taps the red haired girls shoulder with a smile on her face as Athena turns around to face her brunette friend. Valentina and Ivory inform Athena that they’re all about to leave to hangout at her house, laughing at her interaction with the boy that they had most definitely been listening to.

Athena puts her phone in the pocket if her hoodie, grasping her knitted bag tighter as she follows her friends out, not before turning her head to face the boy with a smile on her face, “see ya around, Miles..”

The boy just stares at her as she walks, watching the was her hips sway and her plump thighs rub against each other as she lightly jogs to catch up with her friends. He was shocked that she knew his name, knowing damn well that he had never told her.

For the rest of the day Athena’s sweet voice echoed through Miles’ head, even as he showered, even as he ate dinner with his uncle and mom, even as he blared music through his ears, music that reminded him of her. The same sentence would never leave his head,“see ya round, Miles..”

He was done for, completely infatuated with the girl and he knew it, as much as he would deny it to this friends, he knew deep down that they all knew as well. Cute scenarios played in his head from the second he fell asleep to the second he woke up, when those scenarios were replaced by her sweet voice once again.

❀

𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐌.𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

[im-da-bronx]

Clone Wars time travel idea

No order 66! and Time travel au where a descendant of the clone troopers gets sent back to clone wars time.

BUT

They’re like 5th generation clone, and only by a small percentage, since most of the clones adopted war orphans and married non-humans. So the kid has all of the culture of the clones, both war and peacetime traditions, but not really a lot of the context. Most don’t know what the og clones looked like outside of pictures, and the youngest clones that are still alive are all in their 90’s (but they were tubies when the clones settled on this uninhabited planet, so they don’t really have a lot of the context either).

So this kid rolls up, spouting clone slang and speaking a mando’a based-creole with heavy influences of amatakka, ryl, basic, bocce, and huttese (all languages spoken by slaves or slave-adjacent peoples (freedom trail conductors), a lot of whom were helped freed by the clones and joined them) with more advanced religious traditions and cultural customs influenced by peace-time, and not a drop of Jango Fett’s DNA.

Vodean- remnants of the term “Vode An” which is now what most of this culture are called by outsiders. They still call themselves vode, but when speaking basic, they stick with vodean because it's easier for outsiders to understand.

Vode’yaim- name of the planet

Naming traditions are a little weird. Traditionally, you choose a name at your coming-of-age ceremony, but you need to have a name before then so people can distinguish you from others. Babies are NOT named in order of birth (or adoption) because of the trauma the first gens associate with number names. 

Thus, a lot of babies are named after the days of the week, months of the year, the seasons, very generic names. There’s always at least 1 kid named Centaxday, 2 kids named Summer or Autumn, and a handful of Anna’s, Jon’s, Jax’s, Mal’s. There’s also always at least one kid who rotates through names, and another who was named by their (great)grandparents, usually something along the lines of Ace, Jett, Danger, or Zee (short for Z-6 rotary blaster cannon).

(I don’t remember where i was going with this, but feel free to add on.)

[recordsfm]

╰   ☆  ◞  dylan minnette / cis man / he/him  ———  no way is that ASHLEY DIMARCO? you know they’re TWENTY-FOUR YEARS OLD and they’ve been in los angeles for THREE MONTHS. they’re chillin’ as a ASSISTANT MUSIC PRODUCER for PINNACLE RECORDS. oh and they’re notoriously known for being STUBBORN but there are some people who have seen them be CREATIVE. i heard they’re a part of a BAND called THE WALLETS, yeah they’re a SINGER/GUITARIST. to be honest they sound a lot like BRADEN BALES & WALLOWS. they’re actually A RISING STAR.

PART ONE: STATISTICS. 

basic information:

FULL NAME: Ashley Jett DiMarco

NICKNAME(S): Ash

AGE: 24

DATE OF BIRTH: June 3rd 1999

PLACE OF BIRTH: New York City

GENDER: Cismale

PRONOUNS: he/him

ORIENTATION: Bisexual

LANGUAGE(S) SPOKEN: English

NEIGHBOURHOOD: Los Angeles

LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Roommates with twin sister.

family ties:

MOTHER: Natalie DiMarco

GRANDMOTHER: Abigail Anderson

FATHER: Elliott Anderson DiMarco

SIBLINGS: Amity DiMarco

SPOUSE / PARTNER: none

CHILDREN: none

PETS: 1 cat named Eevee

occupational information:

OCCUPATION: Assistant Music Producer at Pinnacle Records

answer only if your character is a musician:

NAME OF THEIR ACT: Wallets

SO THEY PLAY INSTRUMENTS? IF SO WHAT?: Keyboard and guitar

HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN A PART OF THE ACT?: 10 years

ARTIST INFLUENCES: Bob Dylan, Weezer, and too many to count

CURRENT MONTHLY SPOTIFY/APPLE MUSIC LISTENS ON AVERAGE: 510.2 K

personality:

WESTERN ZODIAC: Gemini

CHINESE ZODIAC: Rabbit

POSITIVE TRAITS: Creative, Thoughtful, Chivalrous

NEGATIVE TRAITS: Stubborn, Anxious, Shy

HOBBIES: Origami, video editing, playing guitar and keyboard, drinking

PART TWO: QUESTIONNAIRE. 

IF YOUR MUSE IS A MUSICIAN:

start at the beginning, who are you and why are you important?

"Hi, uh, my name is Ash DiMarco, and I'm one of the founding members of The Wallets."

how long have you been making music?

"Well music kinda runs in my family, so it's been a part of my life forever. I mean my mom literally was pregnant on tour. But uh, when I was about 13 I started to really take it seriously. It's around this time when I begged my older cousin to be in my band and well, that's how this kinda all started."

how would you describe the kind of music you make?

"It's definitely indie rock. A little bit of pop, a touch of singer- songwriter vibes."

who are some of your biggest musical influences?

"Well obviously my mom was a huge influence on me, considering how amazing she really is. And many of her influences too, for obvious reasons, but I really draw from like blackbear, Jeremy Zucker, Jon Bellion, the 1975, Wombats, you know very alt artists that are just extremely talented and lyrical geniuses. "

what is the first record you ever bought?

"Make believe by weezer"

what has working in the music industry meant to you thus far in your career?

"I haven't been as successful as some of the members of my family, but I really love this industry. There's so much that goes into making an album or doing a show that I dont think people realize, and that's kinda what I love about it. I love how much work it really takes."

what are some stand out moments from your career so far?

"Well out music videos are what I really love and are most proud of."

how would you describe your style of performance? what makes your shows worth seeing?

Awkward. The Wallets only did one tour in ten years. With local shows few and far between, and it was all because of him. The anxiety he felt on stage. "Well, we don't do a lot of shows, so..." He gave a small chuckle hoping they would move on.

what are you still hoping to achieve in your career, and what’s next for you?

Ash took a long pause, thinking about the future, what he wanted. And the truth was he didn't know. Wallets was crumbling, every member moving on in separate directions, and here he was. clinging to the music industry, cause it's all he really knew. "Sky's the limit."

[itzallstardust]

"Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on"

☆ –– (jessica alba, she/her, cis woman) who is AVERY MENDOZA anyways? ew. you don’t know about HER, we’ll bet you want to. they’re feeling 42 and SIP AND PAINT feels like a perfect night to them. rumor has it they’re IMPATIENT and SELF-CRITICAL because they care, but they’re also SELF-EFFACING and ADROIT in the best way. SHE works to make a little money as a(n) CREATIVE DIRECTOR/GRAPHIC DESIGNER. they’ve rented a place on cornelia street in the form of BROWNSTONE (5). THE MAN (MUSE D) & TIS THE DAMN SEASON (MUSE B) is the song they could dance to the beat of forevermore. 

►GENERAL INFORMATION

FULL NAME: Avery Marie Mendoza NICKNAME(S): Ava LABEL: The Magnate AGE: 42 DATE OF BIRTH: September 17, 1981 ZODIAC: Virgo Sun, Cancer Rising, Leo Moon GENDER & PRONOUNS: Female; She/Her HERITAGE: French, Danish, Spanish, Mexican, Native American SPOKEN LANGUAGE(S): English OCCUPATION: Graphic Designer & Creative Director SEXUALITY & ROMANCE: Bisexual; Biromantic { strong female preference }

► APPEARANCE

FACE CLAIM: Jessica Alba HEIGHT: 5'7" WEIGHT: 105 lbs. DOMINANT HAND: Right HAIR COLOR: Brunette EYE COLOR: Brown SCARS: None. TATTOOS: None.

►PERSONALITY

POSITIVE TRAITS: Adroit, Self-Effacing, Humble, Wise, Alluring, Intuitive, Ambitious. NEGATIVE TRAITS: Impatient, Self-Critical, Perfectionistic, Headstrong, Guarded, Calculated, Detached. LIKES: Cafes, the sound of records playing, the smell of a new book and the smell of rain, astronomy, nature, cable-knit sweaters, the city lights, messy buns, old drive-ins, traveling, art museums, Shakespeare, Van Gogh, deep conversations, road trips, poetry, midnight runs. DISLIKES: Being told what to do, being the first to show up, being the last to show up, not being taken seriously, someone underestimating her, the cold, feeling rushed, the sensation of being crowded, being called ‘selfish’ or 'ungrateful', restriction of freedom, close-minded people, being talked over, people who sell out.

►MENTALITY

PHOBIAS: None. DISORDERS: OCD ALLERGIES: Seasonal (Pollen)

►BACKGROUND

HOMETOWN: Cold Spring, NY CURRENT RESIDENCE: NYC, NY EDUCATION LEVEL: BA in graphic design and business from NYU FAMILIAL CONNECTIONS: -Ophelia Mendoza - Mother {Deceased} -Reuben Mendoza - Father {Deceased}

►FAVORITES

FOOD: Trashcan pizza DRINK: Porn Star Martinis MOVIE: Serendipity TV SHOW: Morning Show, American Horror Story, Criminal Minds ARTIST/BAND: Def Leppard, Poison, Joan Jett, The Killers, Cyndi Lauper SONG: Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Leppard, Running Up That Hill - Kate Bush

► EXTRA INFORMATION

JUNG TYPE: INTP ENNEAGRAM: The Optimist (1w9) TEMPERAMENT: Sanguine MORAL ALIGNMENT: Lawful Good SIN: Pride VIRTUE: Charity ELEMENT: Air CHARACTER PLAYLIST

"Oh, there is thunder in our hearts"

► BIOGRAPHY

TW; homophobia, death, illness

Born in a small town, Avery always felt boxed-in. All she really knew was the four walls of her family's home, and that religion had to be at the forefront of everything. The beliefs were strong; more so in her grandmother and father than anyone else she's ever met. It made it difficult to come out, and though she never truly came out to her father and grandmother before they passed on - it was obvious when she never brought a boy around. Her mother owned a little bakery that struggled getting by; The threat of foreclosure always taped to the front door. It's a place she always loved, but also hated. There were fond memories of baking with her mother, but it was also the center of all her mother's frustration and stress. When Avery was told she would be taking over the bakery, she refused. She wanted to make something of herself rather than grow up and die in a small town with no impact. It would haunt her dreams; the images of slowly becoming a skeleton as she swept and cleaned what seemed to be a haunted bakery. A home to no one besides herself - one that was forced on her. Avery wouldn't let it happen. She worked hard in school, and graduated as the top of the class. She received a full-ride scholarship to NYU, UCLA, and even Harvard. But, she had to turn them all down to assist her mother who had gotten terminally ill during the summer. Again, her dreams were halted and she was stuck in a limbo. It wasn't until her mother passed that Avery sold the bakery and utilized the funds to go to school. She attended NYU and obtained her BA in graphic design; a passion she always held but feared she would never be able to pursue until then. Since obtaining her degree, she's settled into her new life in NYC. She's met like-minded individuals and became a creative director on top of a graphic designer for her own women-run company. She's out, proud, and finally ready to show life whose boss.

► DEEP DIVE

Avery is a girl boss. Sometimes she bosses a little too close to the sun, but never learns to stop biting off more than she can chew. She's compassionate and loving. She has a knack for wine and art, and one can easily find her at the local wine and sip nights. She's slightly competitive and trivia as well as karaoke nights at bars are also experiences she holds near and dear to her heart. Avery is goofy and basically she's a cinnamon roll but has that 'can kill you' demeanor. She loves traveling and finding niche cafes that no one knows about. She loves to dance and have fun, but can also just chillax with watching Netflix. She's into art history, and never takes a single moment for granted that she's living. She's worked her ass off to get where she is, and she will get catty if there's a threat to her career. At the end of the day, she's warm and affectionate but don't let that make you write her off.

[adito-lang]

Norwegian multiethnolect - kebabnorsk

I recently finished the novel Hør Her'a! by Gulraiz Sharif, and one of the most interesting aspects of the book was how the main character, Mahmoud, uses what is commonly referred to as kebabnorsk, a language variant of Norwegian that incorporates words and grammatical structures from languages spoken by immigrants in Norway such as Arabic, Kurdish, Urdu, Pashto, Somali, Berber, Tamil, Turkish, Persian, Balkan languages, and Spanish. It's used widely among young people in multiethnic neighborhoods, especially in eastern parts of Oslo - this is also the setting for Hør Her'a!

Researchers refer to this language variant as a norsk multietnolekt (Norwegian multiethnolect), since it is not spoken by just one particular ethnic group. Others use the term asfaltnorsk, arguing that this language variant is an overwhelmingly urban phenomenon. Norwegian multiethnolect emerged from immigrant youth communities, particularly those in eastern neighborhoods of Oslo, and since the 1990s has spread to broader youth populations. The term kebabnorsk itself was first used in a Master's thesis, titled Kebab-norsk: fremmedspråklig påvirkning på ungdomsspråket i Oslo, by Stine Cecile Aasheim in 1995.

While reading Hør Her'a! I often referred to this site which explains the meanings and origins for some of the most common words. I've included sentences from the book. Sometimes the spelling differs, since there's no standardization.

asjko - å ha sex (from Berber) Alle som har vært på pornhub vet at hvite mennesker elsker å bli piska og slått mens de ashko.

brursanklem – "bro-hug" (brorsan/brursan means "bro" and comes from Swedish slang brorshan) Vi gir hverandre brursanklem.

gåra/gåri - I couldn't find an actual translation but from the context of these two sentences I assume it's a (derogatory) term for ethnic Norwegians, similar to potet. Jeg står der og føler at vi har blitt skikkelig gåra familie. Wannabe gåri!

jette - å dra, å stikke (unknown origin) Han jetter så sjapt, løper av gårde.

kæbe - jente, dame (from Arabic) ”Det går bræhhhhhh, din wannabe kæhhbe, vi har mange flere! Pappa mamma kan lage en sønn til! (This is said in an ironic/teasing way by Mahmoud to his little sister, who is trans)

kæze - å banke opp (unknown origin) Hun dama kan klikke for alt, hvis hun hører dårlige nyheter fra hjemland, hun kæser oss.

lægs - penger, oftest kontanter (from the Somali word “laax” with the same meaning) Men for å erobre hovedstaden man må ha fluser, penger, lægs, kachinglyd i lomma. (flus is another word for money)

loke - å henge rundt uten mål (unknown origin) Jeg viser han somaliere, forteller han at mange av dem loker dagen lang og ikke gjør en dritt. (The novel explores the rivalries/prejudices between different ethnic groups in Mahmoud's neighborhood)

sjofe - å se (from Arabic) Akkurat nå forbildet hans er Elsa og Moana, fordi han sjofer dem hele tida.

schpa - digg, bra (from Berber) Du er brun og bra! Bare oppfør deg i livet, så går alt schpaa!

tisjar - forræder/sviker (origin unknown) Da han plutselig blir fokusert, han tisjaren der! Jeg viser onkel Aker Brygge og festningen, forteller han at tisjarer som gikk imot Norge under andre verdenskrig og ditcha landet sitt ble skutt der.

wallah/wollah – sverge (ved Allah) (from Arabic) Jeg elsker deg, brur, du vet ikke, brur, hvor mye jeg elsker deg, wollah!

zebb - penis (from Arabic) Han ser uomskjærte zebber, blir sjokka igjen.

It also has to be said that prejudice exists towards this language variant - unfortunately no surprise, considering it's mainly used by young people with an immigration background - with people labelling its grammar as "wrong" Norwegian, since it for example doesn't adhere to the V2 (verb in second position) rule, or separate subject and object forms of pronouns. For more examples, check out this fun video:

[prettiestpoisvn]

dependent    writing    blog    for    WEALTHTV.     cordelia grace valmont (blair madison) > penned    by    mini     [  she/her  ✦  est   ]   ・divider by cafekitsune

𓏲  *   ( suki waterhouse, cis woman, she/her )   ⸺   pictures of cordelia grace valmont have been showing up all over my feed, and considering the last time they were #trending, it was due to SEEING THEM SMASH A PAPARAZZI’S WINDOW — i’m not likely to unfollow anytime soon. with their lace tops & real fur coats, i’m not surprised to hear that they are considered part of the BLUE BLOODS. after 29 years, they’ve managed to garner a reputation for being more TALENTED than ARROGANT, but their critics say that they’re more SELFISH than LOYAL when they aren’t too busy focusing on their old classic guitars owned through the years, unfinished cigarettes after a show & their smudged classic red lipstick from pressing her lips into the microphone. when they aren’t occupied with their work as a rockstar, they’ve been sighted writing songs on their acoustic guitar. reputation.com has taken to calling them cherry bomb in order to avoid a lawsuit ( again ).  ──

[ BIO ] . [ STATS ] . ↴

✦ ・GENERAL DETAILS.

BIRTH NAME:  cordelia grace valmont KNOWN NAME: blair madison NICKNAME(S):  family: delia (which she despises) friends and fans: madi NAME MEANING/ORIGIN: stems from her father's love of literature and is the character name of Shakespeare's King Lear's youngest daughter (and his favorite). AGE:  29 DATE OF BIRTH:  october 17th PLACE OF BIRTH: london, england CURRENT LOCATION:  manhattan, new york ETHNICITY: white GENDER: cis woman PRONOUNS:  she/her SEXUAL ORIENTATION:  queer OCCUPATION: rockstar EDUCATION LEVEL: completed university in london LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: lives in a penthouse in 5th ave, new york FINANCIAL STATUS: comes from old money, steady revenue of money thanks to her success as a musician. SPEAKING VOICE AND ACCENT: subtle and not very loud, except when she starts singing. has a british accent from london SPOKEN LANGUAGES: english and french VOICECLAIM: suki waterhouse

✦ ・PERSONALITY.

LABEL(S):  CHERRY BOMB POSITIVE TRAITS: determined, talented, outspoken, loyal, creative, alluring. NEGATIVE TRAITS: selfish, arrogant, crass, resentful, vain. LIKES: rainy days, coffee, the smell of cigarettes, a fresh tube of lipstick, her old comfy boots, loud music, the color red DISLIKES: liars, country music, being sunburnt, cold food, people touching her FEARS: being alone, being forgotten, heights. HABITS: smoking GOALS AND AMBITIONS: establish herself as a well respected and recognized musician, stop depending on her late father's money

✦ ・FAMILY, RELATIONSHIPS, ETC.

MOTHER: elena dupree FATHER:  vincent valmont SIBLING(S):  dante valmont ( @diatr1bes ) ( + 1 more npc )

✦ ・CAREER DETAILS.

STAGE NAME: blair madison STAGE PRESENCE: careless and free willed. she likes to move around with her guitar, unless she's standing behind the mic to sing. some head banging, hair in face, sweaty after a performance kind of vibe. CAREER: singer, songwriter, musician GENRE: rock, hard rock, punk rock LATEST ALBUM: vortex MOST POPULAR ALBUM: vortex AWARDS/RECOGNITIONS: ✦ 2 Grammy's ✦ 1 MTV Europe Music Award ✦ 3 MTV VMA ✦ 1 Teen Choice Award GENERAL PUBLIC PERCEPTION: blair is generally well liked but not adored, except by her true fans. her public persona is very rebellious and rugged, doesn't like being accosted by paparazzi or people who get in her face. can be very kind and nice to her fans, especially at shows. but outside of those scenarios, she's usually unapproachable. CAREER SIMILARITIES: joan jett, miley cyrus, taylor momsen SINGING VOICE CLAIM: miley cyrus

[dodgebolts]

sorry flor is just such an insane fucking player like v1 is CRAZY I really hope they’re able to qual for challengers next year because they as a team have said their goal isn’t even necessarily to win game changers but to enter and compete in T2 tournaments and in doing so make traditionally all-male competitive spaces coed and god do they have the team to do it. Noia and Sarah are INSANELY GOOD and I’ve seen them both top50 radiant in multiple acts, Mel and Alexis are two of the most experienced game changers players and such a synergistic duo, and Flor is honestly one of the best Jett players in the world up there w Aspas and Derke and now ZmjjkK ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ not to mention their coach Effys obviously cares a lot about them and himself has extensive competitive experience in both T1 Val and CS and they’ve spoken before about how they’re really honing their individual skill sets with the team it’s beautiful to see I HOPE THEY WIN IT ALL.

[shadowqueen402]

Any headcanons about Jett’s act 3 costume Crimson Bitter Blade? She represents Jett’s struggle with bitterness even after he can trust others again. Unlike her normal counterpart, her red orange flames don’t burn as hot as Bitter Blade’s blue flames because of his bitter feelings being much weaker than they were before. Blue flames are the hottest flames.

Ooh, here are a couple!

Crimson Bitter Blade doesn't just represent Jett's bitterness even after he can trust. She also represents his desire to truly heal. She is known to have a calm personality and is a great listener.

Crimson Bitter Blade surprisingly gets along well with Bitter Blade. When they're not particularly busy, they like to chill with each other.

She also happens to be rather mute. Nobody knows why, but she has never spoken a word to anybody.

[novelconcepts]

Not sure if you already made one, but what are your thoughts on Leopard Skin? I haven't gotten a chance to watch it yet, but is it good or just a good opportunity to watch Amelia and Carla again???

I wouldn’t qualify it as good, but it is a fun easy binge. It’s better than Jett, in that the characters feel more like human beings and less “has this man EVER spoken to a woman”—but it still asks the actors to do 99.9% of the work while the writing…is…present.

Personally, I liked it fine as a cotton candy. The women are all gorgeous, the plot is (mostly) coherent, and there’s a completely unhinged sapphic “love?” story. It’s great if you want to see pretty people’s butts and have some surprisingly funny one-liners. And see Carla Gugino make out with a lady. But I wouldn’t go so far as to call it quality television.

[morallyinept]

For anyone who needs to hear this right now:

You have a every right to be here and have your space to create freely, to interact and to celebrate Pedro and make friends doing it.

You have every right to be here on YOUR terms. To not be victimised, to not be bullied, to not be made to feel ashamed of your talent, or the way you express yourself through your chosen medium.

You are a human being with thoughts and feelings and love to give and receive. You are worthy of it and your feelings are valid.

No-one has the right to make you feel unwelcome here or like you don't have a space where you can be yourself.

So many wonderful people are being pushed away from here lately, or made to feel like they're doing something wrong when they're not, or made to feel like there isn't a space at the table for them, when there absolutely is.

I hope you know that you matter. You are welcome at the Pedro table. You are loved and you are appreciated. And there will always be people who will miss you when you're not here, even if they don't interact with you much.

Make your choices for you, not because someone else forces you to. If you've felt like leaving, giving up or like you don't belong, please be kind to yourself. Do the right thing for you. Even if that ultimately means that you do leave.

If you've said an unkind word to someone lately here through an anon or comment or DM, or even behind their back, please do better. Imagine how you would feel if the shoe were on the other foot...

We're all here for the same reason.

Be kind to others, always. We are all human beings. 🖤

[nightsidewrestling]

D.U.D.E Bios: Kestrel May

Ulysses' Angel of Love Kestrel May (2020)

The beloved wife of Ulysses, first Daughter-in-law of Damian and Linda and the reason Ulysses has a job he loves. Kestrel is strong and vigilant for good reasons, and sometimes chaotic reasons too.

"Uly, don't hurt yourself."

Name

Full Legal Name: Kestrel Rhoda May (Neé Coy)

First Name: Kestrel

Meaning: From the name of the bird of prey, ultimately derived from Old French crecelle 'rattle', which refers to the sound of its cry

Pronunciation: KEHS-trel

Origin: English

Middle Name: Rhoda

Meaning: Derived from Greek rhodon meaning 'rose'

Pronunciation: RO-da

Origin: Biblical, English

Surname: May (Neé Coy)

Meaning: Derived from the given name 'Matthew’, which is the English form of 'Matthaios’, which was a Greek form of the Hebrew name 'Mattityahu’ meaning 'Gift of Yahweh’, from the roots 'Mattan’ meaning 'Gift’ and 'Yah’ referring to the Hebrew God. (Means 'shy, quiet, coy' from Middle English coi.)

Pronunciation: MAY (KOI)

Origin: English (English)

Alias: N/A

Reason: N/A

Nicknames: Kes, Ro

Titles: Mrs

Characteristics

Age: 39

Gender: Female. She/Her Pronouns

Race: Human

Nationality: British

Ethnicity: White

Birth Date: September 12 1981

Symbols: None

Sexuality: Straight

Religion: Christian

Native Language: English

Spoken Languages: English

Relationship Status: Married

Astrological Sign: Virgo

Theme Song (Ringtone): N/A

Voice Actor: Sarah Jayne Dunn

Geographical Characteristics

Birthplace: Barnstaple, Devon, England

Current Location: Barnstaple, Devon, England

Hometown: Barnstaple, Devon, England

Appearance

Height: 5'6" / 167 cm

Weight: 150 lbs / 68 kg

Eye Colour: Brown

Hair Colour: Ginger

Hair Dye: None

Body Hair: N/A

Facial Hair: N/A

Tattoos: (As of Jan 2020) None

Piercings: Ear Lobes (both)

Scars: None

Health and Fitness

Allergies: None

Alcoholic, Smoker, Drug User: Clean

Illnesses/Disorders: None

Medications: None

Any Specific Diet: None

Relationships

Allies: N/A

Enemies: N/A

Friends: Honora Sullivan

Colleagues: N/A

Rivals: N/A

Closest Confidant: Ulysses May

Mentor: Octavia Coy

Significant Other: Ulysses May (38, Husband)

Previous Partners: None of Note

Parents: Norman Coy (62, Father), Octavia Coy (63, Mother, Neé Gore)

Parents-In-Law: Damian Lum (61, Father-In-Law), Linda May (59, Mother-In-Law)

Siblings: Perry Coy (42, Brother), Sylvan Coy (36, Brother), Vera Haig (33, Sister, Neé Coy), Arthur Coy (30, Brother), Crystal Coy (27, Sister), Dunstan Coy (24, Brother), Euphemia Coy (21, Sister), Fulk Coy (18, Brother)

Siblings-In-Law: Roseann Coy (43, Perry's Wife, Neé Gray), Topaz Coy (37, Sylvan's Wife, Neé Grey), Winton Haig (34, Vera's Husband), Bristol Coy (31, Arthur's Wife, Neé Hale), Viola Nye (41, Ulysses' Half-Sister, Neé Lum), Quentin Nye (42, Viola's Husband), Wanda Ott (35, Ulysses' Half-Sister, Neé Lum), Heath Ott (36, Wanda's Husband), Tristan Lum (32, Ulysses' Half-Brother), Gardenia Lum (33, Tristan's Wife, Neé Day), Xavia Lum (29, Ulysses' Half-Sister), Sullivan Lum (26, Ulysses' Half-Brother), Yasmine Lum (23, Ulysses' Half-Sister), Roger Lum (20, Ulysses' Half-Brother), Zella Lum ( 17, Ulysses' Half-Sister), Ourania Fenn (35, Ulysses' Half-Sister, Neé Fear-May), Jett Fenn (36, Ourania's Husband), Noah Fear-May (32, Ulysses' Half-Brother), Ireland Fear-May (33, Noah's Wife, Neé Gibb), Monica Fear-May (29, Ulysses' Half-Sister), Luke Fear-May (26, Ulysses' Half-Brother), Kelia Fear-May (23, Ulysses' Half-Sister), Jonah Fear-May (20, Half-Brother), Irene Fear-May (17, Ulysses' Half-Sister)

Nieces & Nephews: Glory Coy (22, Niece), Humbert Coy (19, Nephew), Ione Coy (16, Niece), Jesse Coy (13, Niece), Kelda Coy (10, Niece), Lucius Coy (16, Nephew), Mona Coy (13, Niece), Norbert Coy (10, Nephew), Ottoline Haig (13, Niece), Paxton Haig (10, Nephew), Rosalind Coy (10, Niece), Adam Nye (21, Nephew), Paulette Nye (18, Niece), Benjamin Nye (15, Nephew), Olivia Nye (12, Niece), Charles Nye (9, Nephew), Magnolia Ott (15, Niece), Laurence Ott (12, Nephew), Naomi Ott (9, Niece), Humphrey Fenn (15, Nephew), Grace Fenn (12, Niece), Fulton Fenn (9, Nephew), Daisy Lum (12, Niece), Vance Lum (9, Nephew), Eve Fear-May (12, Niece), Durward Fear-May (9, Nephew)

Children: Earl May (18, Son), Jane May (15, Daughter), Flint May (12, Son), Imogen May (9, Daughter)

Children-In-Law: None

Grandkids: None

Great Grandkids: None

Wrestling

Billed From: N/A

Trainer: N/A

Managers: N/A

Wrestlers Managed: N/A

Debut: N/A

Debut Match: N/A

Retired: N/A

Retirement Match: N/A

Wrestling Style: N/A

Stables: N/A

Teams: N/A

Regular Moves: N/A

Finishers: N/A

Refers To Fans As: N/A

Extras

Backstory: Kestrel is the devoted wife of Ulysses and the reason he has a job at her father's company.

Trivia: None of note

[lollo-sw-br]

Guardians SW One-Shots:

Lina Hae-Won (Tino's Guardian): I am back!

Hae-Won Palace - WingsView City

Lina Hae-Won, twin sister of Lilla Hae-Won (Bello's Guardian) and current Tino's Guardian, who like him was alive but inactive in a coma that lasted for several years.

Lilla maintains a daily routine of visiting her sister and talking to her. This time Bello was waiting for her for another adventure with your animal friends, but Lilla hadn't told Bello about Lina asking her.

- Lilla what are we going to do today? - Bello asked

- I didn't tell her this before but, I have a twin sister too - said Lilla - Her name is Lina, she is Tino's Guardian, who recently returned to the team.

- I met Tino - said Bello - He's nice, I heard he was rescued by Dizzy and Jett in a glacier and he, like me, understands the language of animals, I'm glad he has a current guardian, like Lollo who is current guardian of Grand Albert

- Yes, they are very similar, in addition to being current Guardians, they are legendary and inheritors of their mother's Wingenergy - said Lilla - Lina inherited the energy from our mother Lillian Hae-Won, Tino's first guardian since prehistory, as she was legendary and immortal, She was protecting Tino for seeing the constant change that happens in the world, until she is killed by Letally

- What horror - said Bello surprised - And where is she now?

- In her room, in a coma, since our mother's death - said Lilla - Nobody knows if she is alive or not. She's been there for a long time, I'm hoping she's alive, and now with Tino back in Super Wings, who knows, maybe she'll wake up

- Never lose hope Lilla - said Bello - I also believe she is alive

- I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner - said Lilla - I thought you wouldn't understand me

- Lilla, my duty is to take care of you - said Bello - how could I not understand you?

- You're right Bello - said Lilla - Come on, I need to see my older sister

- Let's go! - said Bello

Hae-Won Palace - Lina's Room

Lilla and Bello arrived at Lina's room, soon they noticed someone in a long sleep, that she was Lina and had been motionless since Lillian's death.

Lilla approached her bed, held her hand and started talking to her, Bello was just watching.

- Lina, It's me again, I came to see you my sister - said Lilla - This is Belo, the Super Wings I protect

Bello came closer to the bed and spoke to Lina:

- Hi Lina, my name is Bello, I'm the Super Wing that your twin sister protects - said Bello introducing himself - Know that I'm rooting for you to come out of this coma

- I have great news for you Lina - said Lilla - Tino, your Super Wing is back!

- Tino? My Super Wing! - For the first time, Lina said - Where he is?

- Bello! Lina has spoken! For the first time! - said Lilla happily - quickly call the Healing Team quickly

- Right now Lilla - said Bello flying towards the Hospital

Hospital - WingsView City

Luphie was doing a medical check-up on Lippie (Flip's Guardian) what a pulse in an attempt to make a Home Run in the game against the Super Wings .Flip was there to help his Guardian, Lollo and Grand Albert were also there because they were the coaches of the match and went to help their athletes

- How is she Doctor? - asked Flip - Will she be okay?

- Bad news Flip, Lippie dislocated her wrist - Luphie said - She'll stay here for observation

- Will I be able to play baseball again? - Asked Lippie

- unfortunately not baseball, but most of the sports you play - said Luphie -

- No baseball for now Lippie - said Flip - Was taking care of you too

- Repulse and rest until your pulse to get better Lippie - said Grand Albert - it's a coach's advice

- Soon you'll be playing again - said Lollo - That field is not the same without you

- I'll do my best to get back soon - said Lippie - for now I need to rest. Can you handle the team without me?

- We'll do our best Lippie - said Lollo - Now take care, and take care of her Flip

Everyone laughed

- Help me! Hurry! - Said Bello arriving

- Bello! What happened? - Asked Luphie

- Lina, Tino's Guardian, is wanting to wake up - said Bello

- Lina? How so Bello? - Asked Lippie - She's in a coma.

- She was trying to wake up after Lilla told her about Tino - said Bello - She now asks where he is.

- Let's go there immediately - said Luphie - I need to see this up close

- This way Luphie - said Bello leading her to Lina's room

Lina's Room - Hae-Won Palace

Luphie and Bello reached Lina's room, Lilla was on her side talking to her as she called out to Tino

- This is Luphie - said Bello showing the situation to the guardian doctor

- Tino! Tino! - Lina said - where are you my Super Wing?

- That's great, Lina knowing that her Super Wing is alive wants to protect him - said Luphie - Now what we need is Tino himself here to wake her up.

- We will notify Empress Lilith about this as soon as possible. - said Luphie - She will certainly advise Sky to ask Jett to bring Tino here.

- I agree with you Luphie - Lilla said.

After a few minutes Tino and Jett were already at the entrance door of the Hae-Won palace when they were greeted by Lilla

- Jett, I'm glad you came - said Lilla - This is Tino isn't it? Nice to meet you

- Lilla I'm glad I got there on time - Jett said - I heard what happened and brought Tino

- Hi Lilla - said Tino - Nice to meet you, Where is my current guardian?

- Here - said Lilla pointing to Lina - This is Lina Hae-Won, eldest daughter of her late guardian Lillian Hae-Won and my twin sister.

- Ok Lilla - Tino said - Let me talk to her.

- OK - They all said Moving away from the bed leaving only Tino next to Lina

Tino held his Guardian's hand and started talking to her when she asked

- Tino! My Super Wing! - said Lina - Where are you?

- Lina my dear - said Tino - I'm here now, Come on, wake up my Guardian!

Hearing this, Lina woke up revealing her green eyes, a result of the Wingenergy that chose her as Tino's next guardian. When Lina saw her Super Wing, she opened a shy smile and said

- Tino I'm glad you're alive - said Lina - thanks to all of you for helping me come back after so long in a coma

- It was a pleasure to help - said Jett

- Super Wings and Guardians SW - they all said - We Deliver!

The end....

[pkmnomegaverse]

🍩💐📣🪤💗 for Eilian?

🍩 DONUT - favorite sweet treat?

It’s probably telling this question is as tricky to answer as it is. Honestly I’ve always seen Eilian as not having a particular food he likes? Is a go with the flow, practical kind of guy. However, if there’s a specified sweet treat one of his parents makes, that would he his fav. It’s the nostalgia and familiarity that speaks to him. So while no ideas exist in my brain at the moment, that’s his fav sweet treat. My gut says it’s somehow Goh makes.

💐 BOUQUET - create a bouquet for them! what do those flowers mean? are any of the flowers their particular favorite??

Girl, why you asking me to hunt down flower meaning charts 🥹. Like it’s a cool concept in theory, but I’ve yet to find a good, easy to use site that seems legit. But here’s a thrown together bouquet with hopefully accurate meanings.

Iris (your friendship means so much to me, faith hope) - this is just the vibe he gives off

Red carnation (my heart aches for you, admiration) - his feelings for Jett

Holly (defense, domestic happiness) - combo of protective nature and has a very happy home life

Fern (Magic, fascination, confidence and shelter) - another “this is his vibe” plant

Fir (Time) - self explanatory with the time-travel thing he has going.

Sweetpea (goodbye, departure, blissful pleasure, thank you for a lovely time) - related to time travel stuff. Def has to leave some people behind once he figures out stable time loop isn’t letting him change things, but it’s not all bad

As for a favorite flower, while Eilian def has an affinity for plants, being a grass-type specialist, much like the sweet question, I don’t see him as having a favorite? Perhaps down the line I’ll decide he does but for now, I feel he’s more fond of all types vs one being his favorite.

📣 MEGAPHONE - how loud are they? what do they speak like? got a voice claim?

No voice claim cause the concept doesn’t appeal to me, but I tend to picture Eilian being more on the soft spoken side. Or at least soft spoken when compared to the rest of his family who are all loud and boisterous (with Horace as the only other one who is in the “normal volume” range with him).

Eilian likes to think he’s well spoken and thoughtful in what he says, and he is that a fair amount of the time, but he’s prone to getting a bit overly talkative when there’s a subject he’s passionate about. He’s very open with his thoughts as well so he tends to speak his mind on topics. Being raised in a family where everyone spoke their mind influenced this. Like I don’t see him as the brutal honesty type per se, but…leans more towards that in that in that’s he’s very open and straightforward.

🪤 MOUSE TRAP - what will always lure them into certain danger? a loved one in danger? a promise of something they are always searching for?

He's got that “hero gene” in him which leads to him acting the hero in situations where others are in danger. Even people he’s not particularly close to. He sees a person or Pokemon in danger, he wants to help, which someone cunning could easily twist that against him.

Eilian has a subtle arc to his character of wanting to help people and getting increasingly involved in time travel exploits to accomplish this, without realizing it’s at his own detriment. He thinks he is good at analyzing the potential consequences, but he’s not actually as good at it as he thinks. He’s short-sighted, which is why he would actually do well with someone more cyclical who can give him a reality check (I dig the idea of him and Jett being close friends/eventual lovers as Jett can be this person). Like I think Eilian is a self sacrificing person in a foolish sort of way. He’s a hero type. But he’s not the “Main Character.” So he doesn’t have that immunity to death that main characters have. So when the Celebi duo coerce him into traveling through time with them to fix problems, it causes more drama than intended (also I run with the idea of stable time loops so Eilian can’t actually change stuff in his own universe. Any real change is affecting an “AU.”)

The TLDR version of all of this is while Eilian doesn’t see himself as a hero type per se, it’s there. And when combined with his tinkering with Celebi and messing with time travel, someone savvy could fuck this boy over. Boys is about that “do what is right and be a hero”, life, which could he used against him.

💗 GROWING HEART - if they have a crush, is it noticeable? what changes when they're in love?

When Eilian has a crush, he tries to act casual about it in hopes the other won’t notice. But he’s bad at acting casual. I always see his crush on Jett as him acting really flustered once feelings set in, and Jett would def pick up on this. But since they’re friends, ain’t gonna take advantage, even if he’s chill with sleeping with a homie. Eilian would have to be the one to make the first move for Jett to peruse (still gonna flirt here and there tho, likes seeing Eilian gets flustered).

As far as what changes, I don’t think that someone being a “love interest” for Eilian fundamentally changes how he acts around them. Other than the part about him not being able to hide it very well. With Jett, Eilian very much tries to repress and not have feelings, but that’s more to do with him seeing his crush on Jett being hopeless. Were he to have feelings for someone else, he’d likely be more open to embracing those feelings. Still gonna be kinda obvious about it before he confesses, but is gonna repress less.

[mcmorare]

@pan3m (jett) sent: there's no promise sweeter than a blood pact.

“Is that what you’re calling this?”  The question comes without so much as a look up from the bandage she’s currently wrapping. Blood pact seems like a bit much. For one thing, there’s no goal or secret or promise they’re making the pact over - not a spoken one at least, not one they would admit. There is blood. Both hers and his. She can remember the taste of it. That doesn’t make it any easier to say what exactly they’re doing here. Sweet feels like too tame a word for whatever it is they have. Sweet doesn’t fully cover the bruise and ache and crush and burn that they invoke. Something burning very brightly, full speed towards something she can’t see, so shaky and reckless it feels like they might get knocked out of orbit before they can reach it. Part of her hopes they don’t. She wants to see what it is they’re hurtling toward. Sweet or not. Either way, she has a feeling there will be blood.

[someonewhos-world]

Jett munches on the uncooked noodles of ramen. Jack looks at him like hes the reason why Chris accepted their auditions.

Jack has a glass eye. It's fake. His left eye,where the scarring is, is so fake. Tyler's walked in on his cleaning it in the confessional because yk, that's kind of also the bathroom. They both screamed.

Jett forgets hes the only one who has like. Prosthetics. On the plane. So when he pops his legs off very casually or when someone kicks him in the leg, he doesnt entirely react.

Both twins have tried to sabotage challenges during their time on team Victory. Again, as I mentioned in an earlier headcanon post, they didnt exactly have to because the team was losing anyway but they did sabotage it a little. Just a teensy bit.

Jett has caused at least one (1) uproar with uno. He even got Chris in on it. Someone got hit with something.

Genderbent??? Who said they arent feral when genderbent.

Jess almost shoved Simon to a feral Elizabeth. Almost. Never quite did it though. She did, however, lock him in the confessional and had to hold the door shut while Jace ushered Noelle and Jody to a picnic date on the place in the cargo hold.

Like, she had one foot planted on the wall,the other bracing on the ground while pulling on the door while Simon is banging on the door.

Genderbent or not, these two screamed when the scarabs were released and jumped into the other's arms.

Jack broke a nail once. Once. And didnt fucking notice because he was running on adrenaline during the Amazon episode, realized it and cried because a. His FINGERNAIL IS MISSING AND ITS SCARY AND HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO and b. THEY WERE ATTACKED BY GIANT CATERPILLARS AND HES ALL ITCHY AND EVERYTHING HURTS.

Jett literally would fight Sierra if he had a given chance. Maybe. But he knows for a fact that when a girl fights,She fights to kill,maim and rip you apart. Jett likes living. Jett likes having (most) of his limbs intact. Hes swell, hes good. Have a nice day ma'am.

Jack wont hesitate. He hesitates with children, gives them a very testy look that's like "try my patience, I dare you" and they back down. As for people older or around his age, square the fuvk up. Square up.

Jack keeps mostly to himself and just smiles when someone looks at him. He does this to mostly get people off his back because people will find it weird when you smile at them intentionally with no motive.

Jett just keeps his headphones on and mostly ignores people. He doesn't speak unless spoken to and even then sometimes he doesnt answer.

Jack cried when Jett was left behind in New York. He had to be held back by Owen so he didnt go after Jett who was sitting on the ground stunned.

Jett, on the other hand, was fuming and very worried for Jack. I'll write a short fic about them I promise

Jack almost lashed out at Chris for this and Alejandro convinced him not to, just to win for Jett and Jack just kind of was like ">:("

It's ok because they reunite and never leave each other's sides.

Jack rides with Noah!! In the ambulance and visits him. He might've had flashbacks of the accident but didnt really say anything. But that plane ride to Hawaii is lonely.

He wonders if Noah likes caramels.

Jack left Jett alone for like one night to go to work and he comes back and Jett goes "it's so funny, I like started choking on a gummy worm and vomited with how hard I was coughing" and Jack just screams "YOU WHAT ARE YOU OKAY????"

They're so chaotic I love them.

Jess doesnt mind doing her own makeup but Jace insists on matching eyeliners. So someone has pink eyeliner while the other has blue

Jess snaps her compact mirrors close so hard that both mirrors break. Jace has snapped her nail file at least twice.

Jack has nails. He scratches himself and others on accident. Jett trims them. They both have small hands.

SANITY WHAT SANITY I HAVE NONE