#jojo headcannons

[luxwritings]

Heyy, I hope you’re doing well!

I really liked your “monster trio reacting to making you cry” and I would like to request a similar scenario with the bucci gang. (If that’s too many people then just Abbacchio, narancia, Bruno and mista) thankss 🥰

I gotchu eventhough this reply is a year and a half late

Abbacchio, Narancia, Bruno, and Mista reaction to making you cry

Reader: g/n

Abbacchio

One of those guys that really wouldn’t mean to make it on purpose, but because of his semi-harsh tone theres one time where it does it hard enough for it to make you cry. His voice is deep and rough, and paired with his little attitude he can give sometimes, shit can hurt.

So when you and the rest of the bucci gang are sitting together, and you ask a question where.. the answer mightve been obvious.. Abbacchio’s tone and voice made him come off as rude and annoyed as he answered your question in front of everyone else. Thankfully, no one really batted an eye since they’re used to him being that way sometimes, but as his significant other you are used to getting a soft treatment.

You began to overthink this, and you excuse yourself from where him and the rest of the bucci gang is sitting to be alone for a while. Abbacchio however, can read you like an open book, and knows right away something is wrong. The second you stand up to leave, he is right behind you.

“Why do you want to be alone, mi amore? Whos bothering you? Mista?” he asks, while you two reach privacy

You smile a bit, “You are”

He gives you a confused look, and silently waits for you to continue

“I dont know..” Your voice begins to crack as you try to communicate the pain, “Maybe I misread your tone, but earlier, when I asked kinda a dumb question, you responded a bit rudely”

As he listens, your tears flow and you cant help but to feel a bit pathetic.

But, you feel that familiar hand on your head that stops you in your tracks of crying for a second. You look up, and Abbacchio is lightly petting your hair. He opens his mouth to speak and says, “Don’t cry. I know I can be an asshole sometimes, I’ll be more careful, okay? I’m sorry I didn’t realize…”

You smile in response, and he continues in his serious voice, “No more tears, I’ll make it all better, I promise.”

“Yes,” you pout jokingly, “Make it all better.. pat my head more.”

He chuckles in response, “No but seriously, I’m sorry mi amore”

Narancia

I would just have to say that Narancia making you cry must be done physically because lord I can barely imagine him saying something hurtful to his s/o even on accident

Its a normal afternoon, and you and Narancia are doing you and Narancia things, also known as being overly energetic at random times in the day. What does today bring? Wrestling match.

Its usually very playful with him, and many of the rest of the bucci gang is around doing their own thing as Narancia is struggling to pin you on the floor and count to three. However, you dont go down without a fight, so there is a LOT of resistance on your end. This definitely causes issues.

In the mess of limbs and fighting noises, Narancia’s fist clashes with your lip in attempt to move his hand to pin your wrist. Your hand flies to your mouth and you back out a bit, stunned. The tears in your eyes begin to brood, but you tried to keep it in.

“Owww Narancia!!” But, your voice cracks, and somehow some tears escape your eyes. The embarrassment pushed you to the edge to let the crying release, especially since you and Narancia weren’t alone.

“What happened??” Mista shouts from the other room from all the commotion.

“N-Nothing!” and Narancia begins to slightly freak out, and his eyes automatically turn back to you in panic. “Y/n! I’m sorry!! Don’t cry!!”

But your hand is still over your lip, and youre sure theres blood thats began to come out. Narancia reaches over and gently removes your hand, wishing to look at where he hit you.

And surely, there is a bit of blood he sees. He gasps at the sight, “Does it hurt?!”

You cock your head a bit, “Yeah, a little.”, ending with a sniffle from your continued crying-runny-nose.

Though, he continues to look extremely concerned, and its quite cute, but you dont want him to overly worry. “That means you got a foul and you lose, though”, you grin widely

If theres one thing about Narancia, its that your smile is absolutely contagious to him, just as much as his is to you. So as you can imagine, he grins, really big, “Well, thats okay, you can punch me and we’ll be even.” he says, gloatingly.

You shake your head, reaching to wrap your arms around him, as he reciprocates. You tumble over holding each other laying down, room filled with laughter.

Bruno

It genuinely feels impossible to think of a scenario where Bruno could make you cry

But the thing about Bruno is like, he can get pretty invested in his gang, rightfully so. I mean, he is a father of 5.

Bruno really doesn’t like to get you included in all of the gangs details, like as in violence, missions, etc. His main priority is protecting you from harmful things, and he believes that having you included in his work is one of them. That also means that.. theres days with no message from Bruno. Theres nights on end where you are lonely because he isn’t there, hes working.

On one certain night, you decide to dial his cell and call him from home. Your hands shook, pressing each number, as you were already crying at the sight of your empty living space you came home to once again.

The phone rings, and stops. “Bruno.”

“Yes?”

“You are never here, and you’re always vague about whats going on and what you’re doing.”

He’s silent, so you continue. “I feel neglected.” you sniffle, “For the last few days, I’ve been falling asleep alone and I don’t even get informed on why you’re even gone because of your gang.”

You hear a small sigh on the phone, “I know. I need 20 minutes, I must finish something and I’ll be home. I’m sorry.”

“Okay.” you say in response, quite sadly still.

“Y/N. I know you are crying. I don’t want you to cry, but I understand why you are.”

“I get your work, it’s just, I miss you. I’m not mad or anything.”

Another moment of silence passes, where Bruno momentarily thinks for the best solution to keep you satisfied. “How about I shift all of my responsibilities on Giorno for the next few weeks and we can spend time together, okay?

“Okay!” you say, more excitedly this time. Its obvious your mood has lifted up, extremely thankful for Bruno. “Oh.. and.. when you come home, can we watch TV?”

“Of course my darling”

Overall pretty easy to be soothed by Bruno, especially since his demeanor is just calming and he never tries to have malicious intentions with you, so theres a lot of trust there.

Mista

I feel like he’d probably say some stupid shit during an argument that would push you to the edge of making you cry. I’m not tryna be angsty here but… that just makes sense to me. So I’ll twist my idea a bit (if yall are interested in a separate more angsty piece that regards mista and y/n arguing however ..)

You and Mista do bicker a lot, and its usually very jokingly in a way that you guys just like to fake argue and be silly. However, on moody days, things can get out of hand, and out of hand fast.

Mista didnt realize that you werent up to any sort of jokes like that today, so when he makes a comment on something you were insecure about today through a punchline, it does not tickle your funny bone. (had to slide in a white phrase)

Mista overall is quite sensitive in the sense that hes very aware of things that can hurt you. But man, the moment you gave him that death stare in response to his joke, he knows he fucked up… But, before he can open his mouth to speak, the waterworks begin. You did have a moody day, after all.

“H-hey…”, He approaches you closer, taken aback by a reaction he certainly did not expect. “I didn’t really mean it, okay?! I was just joking.”

“But you know I’m not feeling well!”

“I didn’t know! I’m sorry for making you cry babe..”

Your voice softens as you whine his name, and his tone reflects yours, “Dont cry.. okay?”

You slightly nod, looking up at him. As your eyes meet, he suddenly pulls you into a bone-crushing hug, rocking your bodies together back and forth.

[deux-shipping]

I headcannon these two cute tramps kissing and screwing each other before they met dio and nobody can stop me

[minyicho]

lmaoooo need this

[lijojo]

yandere! telepathic classmate headcannons

yandere! telepathic! classmate x telepathic! reader

premise: whenever someone falls into a pit of obsession with you, they open their mind and heart, therefore somehow giving you the ability to read your thoughts. having endured this for a long time, you’ve managed to avoid meeting disastrous ends with these admirers. that is, until you meet your new classmate (who claims it’s the first time you’ve met) who is somehow always able to see through your tricks. 

warnings: stalking, manipulation, unhealthy relationships

- thinking about yandere classmate! who, despite your claims, says it’s his first time meeting you. 

- yandere classmate! who has somehow stolen the hearts of your teachers and classmates alike with that dashing smile of his and amicable personality.

- yandere classmate! who you’ve sworn up and down that you’ve seen before. he looks so familiar, you can’t put a finger on it. 

- yandere classmate! who ignores all of your attempts to brush him off and always seems to be where you are. 

- yandere classmate! who greets you twice: once when he’s introducing himself to the class, and once in your head, in your thoughts. 

- hello, pretty thing. 

- yandere classmate! who’s thoughts are so...structured. who’s thoughts sound so scripted and unnatural yet you can’t call him out for it. as if he’s deliberately hiding from you. as if he knows. 

- yandere classmate! who you know has some sort of obsession with you but you just can’t read him. 

- yandere classmate! who somehow knows how to make you say yes to him, no matter how much you don’t want to.

- oh? you don’t want to help him bring the lab equipment back to the science classroom? well, you can’t, not when he’s asked you in front of everyone (including a very pushy, very expecting homeroom teacher). 

- you don’t want to study with him? well, you’re going to have to if you don’t want to fail calculus. he’s the top student in the grade, and everyone else seems busy. 

- you’re hiding in the corner during lunch to avoid seeing him? all of a sudden, he wants to eat in this specific spot in the corner of the school where no one goes to as well, conveniently right after you decided you wanted to eat there. 

- you want to go to your favorite bakery to relieve stress and forget about him? he’s sitting in that exact spot, your spot, the one you always go to to people-watch. and he’s sitting there with your usual order and an inviting smile. it unnerves you so much. 

- you don’t want to date him? you already are. he’s already told everyone through subtle social cues. by the end of the week, everyone thinks your dating, but doesn’t really let you know they know, convinced you like your privacy. 

- it isn’t until your friends ask you, offended that you kept something so important from them, that you realize what’s going on. 

- yandere classmate! who doesn’t accept your rejection, who just puts his hand on your shoulder and nuzzles into the crook of your neck. 

- yandere classmate! who interrupts every conversation you have with another guy. who wraps a possessive arm around your waist and presses a pretty little chaste kiss on your neck. 

- who thinks your mine, mine, mine, mine, whenever he sees you with someone else. 

- yandere classmate! who is somehow your partner in every group project, yet you somehow can’t get a read on how he accomplished such thing. 

- yandere classmate! who always knows what you have on your wishlist for every holiday and brings them to you wrapped in your favorite color. 

- yandere classmate! who one day slips up when he’s laughing with your friends that he’s somehow charmed without you knowing. 

- those same friends, who congratulated you on a happy relationship, happy you’ve managed to open up to other people. who you can’t bear to disappoint after years of being so-closed off and being a downer. 

- yandere classmate! who thinks you think reading my thoughts will change things? when will you give in and accept it? 

- yandere classmate! who pretends nothing is wrong when you freeze, baffled. instead, he kisses you on the cheek and your friends coo. 

- yandere classmate! after months of constantly making you say yes to his ‘requests’ finally lets you in on his secret. 

- yandere classmate! who now openly engages in telepathic conversations with you when employing his tricks. who smirks whenever you try to push him away. who enjoys the chase. 

- your thoughts are so pretty. won’t you decorate them with more thoughts of me?

[josukebrainrot]

4&13 not sfw prompts for our baby josuke?? i honestly relate with you, josuke is just miam we love him <33 ty !!

a/n: yall really like to kill me, also this was very fem at first but it turned gendered netural so all my homies can enjoy this. also I wrote this in a normal writing format no hc/bullet point format so, tell me how I did.

warnings: not sfw, hinted at sex, hand over mouth, foreplay, hinted at voyeurism/forced masturbastion

prompt(s): 4) “You’d better be quiet if you don’t want to get caught.” + 13) “Touch yourself for me.”

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

nothing can explain how this started. one second you and josuke were playing playing video games. the next you two were mouths on mouths, hands on skin. nimble fingers tugging, pulling, sliding oh so down

it took until you started tugging at his jacket for josuke to pull away from you whining.

“what? you’re no fun” his lip pouting.

at this point you were in his lap, hands wrapped about your waist “josuke, please. too many layers”

he laughs before he started pulling off his jacket and white shirt leaving himself in his yellow undershirt

“seee there” he teases before pulling you over and tugged on your clothes. “now, it’s your turn”

he tugged you in to kiss you. his hands went to your shirt and pulled it off then they went down to your waistband. your hand stopped him.

“hey,” he soothes, his hand shooting up to cup your cheek. “I’m sorry did I take to far?”

“no you just shocked me” his eyes looked for anything in yours. he saw nothing out of the ordinary.

“Are you sure?"

“yes, josuke”

That’s when he put a hand behind your head, the other on the small of your back, and turned you over and on to the ground. “good”

kissing your neck as he shimmied whatever you were wearing down your legs. he smiled against your neck hearing you mewl.

his hand palmed your most sensitive area making a moan rip through you. “hey, hey”

he putting his hand over your mouth. “You’d better be quiet if you don’t want to get caught.”

right his mom was in one of the next rooms. she could all the expletives her son and his partner were doing at this very moment if she was close by. you nod as he moves his hand away from your mouth.

his hand currently on your underwear moved to removed them as he gawked in the most lowkey way possible.

“wow,” he breathed as he flicked his eyes to yours from above. “it’s like the first time all over again”

he chuckled seeing you try to curl up into yourself and to cover your face. his hands going to stop you. “hey, why are you embarrassed?”

you didn’t answer, he knew why. he liked seeing the effect he has on you by the saying things like that. things that will have you bothered in more ways than one.

“you’re embarrassing. you know that”

“oh, so I’m embarrassing” his hand started gripping one of yours that was going to cover your face, then he started dragging it down. way down. “okay then, touch yourself for me.”

[jojostylesposts]

Yoshikage Kira hcs ≽^•༚• ྀི≼

- well obvious hand obsession?!

- Manicures are a 100% on him. He will treat you like a princess to mantain those gorgeous hands of yours fresh and soft 24/7

- From expensive creams to spas

- Rings rings rings

- Expect lots of rings as gifts

- Expensive rings and expesive bracelets but those wont be the only things wrapped around your tiny little hands…just saying

- Would deff choose your nail color since he likes basic pearly glazed nails… his personal preference

- He imagines those hands of yours, soft long silky fingers wrapped around his…

- You would be in his head while he’s at work…naughty thoughts for sure

- Daily hand massages just for you

- Would do daily house tasks just so you don’t damage your precious hands

- Mans a man of routine and private by nature

- He’s quite secretive about his true identity and activities but won’t hurt you…unless you fuck up?? He’s still a villan..just saying

- Thinks about you all the time…in a more obssessive way I would say

- Kira’s quite straight foward and can sound bit harsh sometimes

- Mostly vanilla in bed since he prioritizes organization and presicion, but it can vary if you act like a brat enough and challenge him just to push him out of his comfort zone

- Very controlling for sure since he’s so obssessed with presicion

- Lunch dates together after work is part of the routine

- His kisses are soft, reserved and calculated

- Would suck and lick your fingers during sexy time for sureeee

- Oh, and add a littleslap too that will drive him crazy

- Again, please push him out of his comfort zone if you’re risky enough (who knows how he will act)

- Pull him by the tie and see what happens… spice it up

- Challenging him and pushing him may lead to a rougher side of him

- Definetly loves when you tie his tie just to observe how your fingers twist and fold the fabric

- Quite a narcissist. He may prioritize himself in bed and his desires mostly

- Overall, he would be very attentative towards you, since you are his new obsession, definetly an experience

[miikaluv]

ੈ✩ bruno thoughts that nobody asked for ¡! ❞

gender neutral, these are just hcs that have def been put out there before but i just have some things to say

suggestive! not smut but proceed w caution??

a/n: when im writing this its legit 5am and the birds are chirping but my bucciarati thoughts wait for no man

maybe this goes without saying but in comparison to the rest of the bucci gang i just knooow hes such a romantic lover (caesar style)

this man is HANDSY. hands are always on you when you’re around each other, not even necessarily sexual, he just loves to feel the warmth of your skin under his palms!

and even when it is sexual, his hands are never leaving you- i’m imagining like running all over your torso type situation like they are always moving (god i love him)

he just wants to feel you close!! understandable

idk if this is a popular opinion in the jojos fandom but i feel like he would be possessive too like not in a toxic way just

like he is prooooud of his s/o and he wants the whole fucking world to know it but if ANYONE tries ANYTHING my man yelling sticky fingers he don’t play

(my man like 😭😭💕)

he looooves when you run your fingers through his hair

that man has a well maintained haircut (ik y’all seeing the fuck ass bob) and so naturally he loves getting it done- even just dragging your fingers through the strands of his hair likeee ik hes eating that up

he def does not mind you taking the lead, and i just know he’s into ts

i feel like hes super into a dominant s/o like this man just wants you to feel good, but when you take control, even in everyday life i just know he loves it

even if a more shy s/o occasionally showed a bit of sass likeeeee

i feel like he’s totally down for polyamory likeeee idk

i reckon he’d be fine with just one s/o, but he’d also def be down for polyamory, or even just a non-monogamous sexual relationship & he has def experimented with it in the past

hes def bringing a certain long-haired someone in (if you’re comfortable w that ofc)

this my man just has so much love to give!

definitely big on eye contact

idgaf he’s flirty as FUCK like the eye contact goes crazy w him, and he’s gonna be noticing every little detail of the way your eyes flick over his face when he’s close to you

loves to see you shy away and blush but will also find it sooo attractive when you hold your ground and stare right back

a/n: for some reason this post keeps glitching so if u see any duplicate paragraphs ignore it 😭😭🙏

[vixensmart]

La Squadra x Reader Scenarios: Trip to Halloween Horror Nights

A/N: This is my first time writing an "x reader" or scenarios/headcanons so pls bear with me...

Warnings: Language.

Risotto

Risotto was curious about the event. People just get scared for fun? It sounded like an intriguing concept to him. So, when you expressed that you would like to go with him, he agreed. He wanted to see what the big deal was about. It was also mostly his interest in the elaborate theming and decoration of the park and its mazes.

Risotto doesn't really get scared by things popping out at him, so the scare zones and the actors don't really get to him. He does get a little kick out of 'protecting' you from the actors and things. He'll keep you close to his side. If something jumps at you, he just pulls you in and continues walking as if nothing happened. He knows you're not in danger, so he's not overly concerned.

Risotto's not too interested in the food and drinks, but he'll share them with you if you get some. He likes the spicier snacks and foods that the stalls might be selling. Candy and sweets aren't really his preference, but if you get one of those gimmicky little snacks they sell (a 'severed hand' rice krispie treat, for example), he can't help but be amused enough to try it.

When you go into the houses/mazes, he's not even phased. What did you expect? He walks through the whole haunt and barely flinches when the scare actors jump at him. He's really good at spotting the little nooks and crannies that the actors can hide in, so he can predict where and when they'll pop out. If you'd like, he'll teach you how to spot them, too, so that you'll get less scared. Though he does like being your 'protector', he's not too fond of you being freaked out.

He's not too worried about you, because he's aware you're having a blast, and that you're not actually in any danger. Though he's not too phased by all the loud noises and people in masks, he's enjoying himself. Really, he's just happy that you're having so much fun.

Prosciutto

Let's be honest, he probably wasn't game from the beginning. He doesn't find being scared 'fun'. If anything, he probably ended up deciding to go because you really wanted to go, and he couldn't say no to you.

The scare actors piss him off, especially the ones with the fake chainsaws. He's the type to get angry when he's startled, but he'll compose himself and just shoot a glare at the actors who jump out at you. He'll try to keep you away from them and take the brunt of the scares himself, but he's not exactly thrilled about it.

He'll sample some of the food and drinks. He'll try a drink if you get it, but he'll be more interested in the wine they have. He won't really eat much, because he knows if you're walking around all night and constantly moving, having a full stomach won't be too fun to deal with. He'll be making sure that you drink plenty of water, though, in between mazes and shows. He won't have you being scared and dehydrated.

In the mazes, Prosciutto has his guard up. He goes first, unless you express that you want to. If he's first, he's basically standing as a human shield. If someone pops out, he jumps a bit, but continues walking. He wants your hands on his shoulders or around his waist so that he knows you're still behind him. If you go first, he's holding onto your waist, or something like your backpack or sleeve. He's not too concerned that he'll lose you in the maze, but he still keeps a hand on you to make sure you stay in front of him.

After the event is over, and you've returned home, Proscuitto will fall asleep shortly after he's showered and gotten ready for bed. Though the night did take a lot out of him and he's not too thrilled about all the scares, he's glad he spent it with you.

Ghiaccio

Does not want to be here. Why did he ever agree to this? Why is he here? (The answer is that Melone and Formaggio called him chicken and he couldn't just ignore them)

Ghiaccio, like Proscuitto, is the type to get angry when he's startled. Except while Proscuitto can compose himself quickly and just keep walking, Ghiaccio cannot. This menace will curse at the actors who dared to jump out at him and even threaten to fight them. You'll have to drag him away. Maybe picking a different path away from the scare zones would be more enjoyable.

Ghiaccio will try the drinks, but he won't finish them. He doesn't want to get too tipsy, lest he let his guard down and embarrass himself in front of you. He'll have some snacks here and there to keep his energy up, and he'll share them with you so that he knows you both are adequately energized

Ghiaccio finds that he'd rather be watching the shows they have throughout the night. The music and the elaborate choreography and effects are something he enjoys, and they help him relax from being chased around. You'll definitely do more show-watching than maze-crawling, and Ghiaccio is perfectly fine with that.

You're going first into any mazes that you managed to drag him into. He may love you, but he's not willing to take the full force of the scares. He also wants you to go first because he will be cowering behind you. He'll have his head pressed into your back, and his hands gripping your shoulders harshly so that he doesn't lose you in the house. While you're going through, expect to hear his curses and his shrieks over the soundtrack of the maze.

At the end of the night, Ghiaccio is more than a little on edge. Though he didn't have much fun being dragged into his own personal horror movie, he can't really deny that spending the night running around with you wasn't the worst thing ever.

He's going to deny that he ever was even scared at all during the event. Please don't argue with him, he's already embarassed.

Illuso

Primarily, Illuso agreed to go with you because he thought it would be a great way to get some dirt on you to tease you with later. He was under the impression that you'd be cowering behind him and shrieking at every turn, and he believed he could use that against you at some point.

Of course, Illuso knew that the actors wouldn't just be focused on scaring you. He does jump a bit when he gets startled, but he's not too bothered by it. He thinks your reaction to the scares is more amusing. If someone jumps out at him, he immediately pushes you in front of him, so that you get scared instead of him. He's totally not doing it because he doesn't want you to see him get scared.

In the mazes, Illuso likes to 'volunteer' himself to go first. Then, at some point, he drags you in front of him so that you're the one getting jumped at. He'll also grab you or mess with you during the maze to freak you out a little more. All the while, you can hear him cackling behind you like a maniac, because he's having the time of his life. You're getting the living shit scared out of you, and he barely has to lift a finger? It's a win in his book.

Illuso will buy you drinks to try and get you drunk before going into another maze. He wants to see if you being drunk makes you any more susceptible to being scared. He also totally wants you to be hungover in the morning because he enjoys the suffering of others. Be wary of him trying to buy you any alcohol during the event. If you get any food, you're sharing it with him.

Even if he may have been a dick the entire night, he knows that you had fun. He knows you're not actually pissed at him for making you take all the scares. At the end of the night, Illuso has had his fun, and you've had yours, and you're both pretty satisfied with the way things ended.

Pesci

May God have mercy on your soul - Proscuitto

Pesci initially didn't want to go with you. But, you seemed so excited and happy about going, he couldn't not go with you. It's a scenario of 'I'll do this for my partner, even if it makes me uncomfortable'.

At first, Pesci is regretting his decision immensely. When the actors jump out at him and make loud noises, he gets frightened badly. You'd better hope those guys with the chainsaws aren't there, because he'll really be shaken up if they run at him and rev the engine. Of course, you're there to reassure him that they don't actually mean him any harm.

In the first maze, Pesci is a bit put off by how cramped it is and how loud the actors are being. You offered to go first and allowed him to hold your hand so that he wouldn't lose you. He jumps and shrieks, and he is clearly frightened. After you exit and the adrenaline wears off, Pesci comes to the realization that he's not dead or hurt, and he actually had a bit of fun.

Once Pesci realizes he's not in any immediate or grave danger, he loosens up a great deal. You'll be able to see by the second maze you go into that after he gets scared, he laughs. By the third maze, he's volunteering to go first into the chaos. This is the most fun he's had in a while. Before you know it, you've gone through all the mazes in the park, and Pesci is a little shocked, albeit impressed. He did all of that?

You spend the rest of the night trying the food and the drinks, and you both bring home matching T-Shirts with all the houses on them. It's kind of like a flex of his metal to Pesci; he went through all those houses, and he got to go through them with you.

Proscuitto is still mad at you, but he's a little less mad that Pesci wasn't a wreck the whole night.

Formaggio

This man was so astronomically down for going with you. He'd been wanting to go himself, but none of the other guys wanted to go with him, and he didn't think he'd have too much fun alone. So, when you expressed that you wanted to go, he jumped.

You did not anticipate Formaggio to be a runner, but when that scare actor with a chainsaw came at him, he bolted. He's a runner, he's a track star, everybody. Formaggio runs, or at least takes a good few steps away, when something jumps out at him. It's your job to keep him in place next to you so that you don't lose him in the crowd. When he's finished running, or attempting to run, he laughs. It's obvious that he knows he's not in any actual danger, and he's having fun with it.

In the mazes, Formaggio offers to go first. Though you protest on account of his bolting, he insists. He'll say, "I've got this babe, I'll protect you" and walk right in holding your hand.

In the confined spaces of the maze, however, is where Formaggio realizes that he can't run, and he starts to panic a little bit. But, he can't let you see that he's panicking. So, to offset the fear, he begins to joke with the actors and the props in the house. He'll playfully curse at the actors and threaten them, but he means no actual harm by it. He's just trying to calm himself down a bit. He makes jokes about the characters in the house if it's based on a movie he's seen. He's laughing, you're laughing, and you can tell some of the actors are about to break with the shenanigans your boyfriend is committing.

Formaggio is all for trying all the food he can, as well as getting a bit boozy and seeing what all they've got to drink. He'll share whatever he gets with you, so you can see if you like it, too. You're both a little tipsy as you finish out the night with your last few mazes and a show to wind down.

Once you leave, you both are more than satisfied with all the fun you've had. The both of you pick up the year's signature T-Shirts to show off and decide to put your souvenir cups on a shelf. You and Formaggio decide to attend next year's festivities and build your collection through the years.

Melone

Melone had heard about the event and he had been interested in going. He thought he might go on his own, but when you asked him to go with you, he decided the night might be better spent with some company.

While walking through scare zones, Melone is unusually relaxed. Though he does get startled and jumps, he's not too on edge about being jumped at. He finds it amusing when something manages to scare you, and you grab him for help. He's confident that there's no real danger, and you're there to have fun.

The both of you alternate between who goes into the mazes first. When Melone goes in first, he's not very phased by all the actors and props. If anything, he jumps a few times and laughs. He prefers you have your hands on his upper back, or his shoulders. It's not really a matter of losing him, he just enjoys physical touch. If you go first, he'll poke you or grab you a few times during the maze to mess with you, but for the most part, he has his hands around your waist.

Melone is down for trying the food and drinks, though he finds everything just a bit too extravagant for the event. The drinks are strong, and it only takes a few sips of one before he's a little tipsy. He prefers that you find some nice place away from the chaos to eat and chat, just to take a break and focus on each other for a moment.

By the end of the night, you both have had your fun, and you head home with more than your fair share of souvenirs from your favorite mazes. Melone will fall asleep as soon as he hits the pillow, so he'll quickly get himself ready so you both can get to bed and relax after your night of frights and fun.

[dead-lausen-journeys]

Hi I like to request for yandere speedwagon please and thank you ❤❤

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Thanks for my first request! Due to nothing being specified I will write general head cannons for Yan Phantom Blood Speedwagon! Automatically gender neutral as well. I mean it's kinda one-shotish? Also, fun fact, I'm literally haunted by Speedwagon srs.

Warnings!!: Murder is mentioned, mentions of self sacrifice/starving oneself. As well as minor mentions of coercion.

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Yandere Speedwagon Head cannons;

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We should start where it began, right? It's most likely that you were also some orphaned kid kicked out on the curb of Ogre street. Another poor soul similar to himself, possibly getting wrapped up in the same street gang he had also joined. Or maybe working freelance for any sort of income, but with how horrendous children are treated out there it's most likely not even worth trying. That's exactly why Speedwagon had even started to rely on criminal means to get by.

No matter how the two of you meet, either with normal or criminal means. It's a good thing to have people to rely on, and that's exactly what you were to the young man. Someone he could rely on when all else failed.

During the start of your formative years with the young blond boy, Speedwagon had a nack for getting himself into potentially life threatening situations. Either mugging the wrong gentleman on the streets, or getting caught stealing. Whatever it may be, you would either be right there to get him out of the fray, even heal and tend to his easily avoidable wounds... It makes a certain kind of trust to form between you two. Even if he's not entirely trustful of you at first, but as soon as you'd show him that you genuinely care, unlike those gangsters within Ogre street, he loosens up quickly. Much like how he saw Johnathans gold heart, he saw yours.

And as the two of you aged, growing up together like the family neither of you had, he'd soon grow more and more protective of you. Speedwagon values the genuinely good hearted people, it's an ideology you can't remove from him even with his sprees of theft and even murder. Being constantly exposed to such disturbing and horrifying things does something to people. He doesn't want to see the same thing happen with you. Not you, so, soon enough he asks you to stay behind. Not exactly restricting if you could go out or not. He knows you're capable, he's only paranoid that he would either find you dead or in an even worse state.

Especially when the two of you enter into adulthood, Speedwagon's paranoia about your safety reaches its absolute peak. Which would push his mental state further. Requesting that you just stay inside. Stay in the abandoned building the two of you called home until he gets back. He couldn't bear to see you hurt, especially when he could so easily prevent it.

To also say that over your years spent together in hell on earth made him catch some feelings for you, ones that aren't all that platonic. You've been his backbone since childhood, it was only natural that those feelings had realized themselves into this feeling of devotion. Especially with how brutal it is to live in such a place where food is considered a luxury. And Robert is a rather lucid man, he knows that a place like Ogre street isn't somewhere to fall in love- per say. Yet— he can't help this giddy feeling the blond gets around you even if he'd t.

You're a small dash of color in a land full of blacks and grey's. It only makes his heart swoon in joy once he's able to return to the place the two of you call home. Sometimes the man fantasizes about the both of you being married when this happens. That he's just your loving husband returning home, yet he knows that's not a reality. Yet, at least.

Over time he'd have a habit of trying to show off. Either from his bizarre fighting style to his almost frightening awareness and ability to narrate his surroundings to a T. Robert finds joy in this, seeing the way you either comment on his ability or subtly laugh at his goofy nature. It makes his days just a little bit brighter. It only fed this growing feeling in his heart that the two of you were meant to be.

But don't be fooled by his silliness, he can be quite serious when need be. As Robert himself has killed before, and will not hesitate to do so again when there's no other option left. It's most likely that he has killed someone for you're sake- either it be a dedicated creep or some London lowlife, he does feel guilty, but he'd rather protect those he loves rather than people he doesn't even know...

His street personality is strikingly different from his almost golden retriever-like attitude he carries around you at all times. Isn't he just the cutest, most charming man you've seen? Even if his antics are perceived as rather rude or extrinsic, Robert doesn't care. He'd light himself on fire to have those eyes on him for even a second longer...

These feelings he holds for you are rather charming. It runs deep within, more so than anyone could expect. As the eccentric man couldn't see himself where he is right now without you. You've played such a big role in why he's still breathing that he genuinely believes that he couldn't have survived up until now without your guidance and hospitality. His heart yearns to spew out his woes, to embrace you and never let go. He'd be the happiest man on earth if you even grazed his calloused and dirtied hands even accidentally. Practically making his stress melt away in record time and with flawless efficiency. There's nothing you could do now that would change Robert's view of you, he's practically like a trailing puppy at this point. Wherever you go, good ol' Robert E.O Speedwagon is not far behind!

He would give up anything to keep you well and happy, especially during those cold winters where he'd lend you anything warm he had- even if the two of you had the luxury of a fireplace in this old and rotten home. Robert would happily freeze, bleed and even starve if it meant that you were safe and sound.

The man is dedicated enough to bring around with him over a dozen momento's of you. From a torn and dirty piece of fabric that once belonged to your old clothes, maybe some locks of hair— if he's lucky enough he'd find some sort of locket to store these items of love— kissing it for good luck whenever he has the chance too. Robert is a hopeless romantic, after all. Keeping such things with him reminds him of why he's still fighting, to get back to you each time.

Oh, and about his prior fantasies of getting married— Robert would be overjoyed if you were to accept his proposal, even if it did take a bit of coercion. Robert is still over the moon with joy. With or without a ring, it doesn't matter to him. Especially after the events of Phantom Blood, Robert is just relieved that he's able to live the rest of his life with you without the threat of the supernatural or vampires... Or anyone else to disturb the two of you anymore...

[fangirls-other-art]

Even more >:D

[bambinaamor]

La squadra (technical) cannon ages (based on the jojo cards) + the ages I thought they were

It states on this card that the ice boi ghiaccio is 20 years old. tbh the age I had set for him was around 25 to 26 years old, but upon further analysis I have to agree he does indeed act like a 20 year old

This indeed shocked me, melone being 23 I could have sworn him, and ghiaccio would at least be the same age if not melone would be a year older

(Sorry for the blur) illuso is more reasonable he's definitely 25

Tbh, I never would have guessed that formaggio would be 30. I thought at the most 27, but you know what, this guy screams dad jokes, so might as well age him like one

This is the whole on what planet is pecsi 24 I thought at the least he'd be 19 years old I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw his age this shocked me more than formaggios age

These had to be together, risotto and prosciutto both aged 28 my age for prosciutto was at most 35 but I guess 28 almost 30 is fine too

Last but not least, these two Gelato and Sorbet I'd say these two are in their mid to late 30s basing on their faces and design Gelato being 35 and Sorbet being 38 respectively

[littlebjorn786]

Stardust Crusaders but not quite 🕺

(aka jjba but what if araki let me do my own take on it and and i had unlimited budget, time, resources etc 😗)

Taking a peek at characters, what would I change and why 🤔

Holly Kujo!

A decidedly underutilized gal- if I was going to do my own take on jjba, I would take a more refined approach while still keeping that wonderful camp sensibility and larger-than-life philosophy. Not taking itself too seriously but never undermining emotional impact, ya know? Back to Holly, let's try to make the audience and our main characters have a stronger attachment to her! When I think of Holly, two questions come to mind: why is her newly manifested stand killing her slowly, and how is this tied to Dio? The answers given in the text feel so left field, especially as stand lore is fleshed out later on.

Holly is the catalyst for this bizarre adventure! The story would have higher stakes by answering these questions in a satisfying way that makes stand lore more consistent:

Maybe she just learned that Saodo was cheating on her, or wants a divorce, maybe she has a strained relationship to her son who is like a stranger to her now, maybe she gave up a career, traveled to the other side of the world, had to learn a whole new language from scratch and raise a kid all on her own because her husband never pulled his weight. Maybe she feels lonely, isolated, and stuck. And now her baby has landed himself in jail. On top of all of this, she learns that the arch nemesis of her ancestor from centuries ago has sworn to track down all descendents of Jonathan and kill them. Maybe she just can't take it anymore. Maybe she feels like her life has fallen apart and won't ever repair. Icing on the cake, let's have Holly and Jotato fight the night before Holly's stand manifests. The reason for Holly's stand to be life draining will be more clear now: she doesn't want to live. Just as Star Plat tries to protect Jotaro when he's in danger, either as an act of loyalty or as an act of self preservation, maybe Holly's stand is sacrificing its own existence so that she may be at peace? Or maybe it is a malicious stand born from self loathing? This will cause Jotaro to feel a sense of guilt and reflect on how he took his anger out on his mum now that she's on the brink of death. This will help propell him to defeat Dio. Maybe once dio is gone, mum will forgive me? Will she still want to be my mum? Maybe then she will be able to feel like she has a future, that this isn't a lost cause, that she can start again- find herself again.

Pls note!! I'm probably far from the first person to think of these things 👈👈

Most of this is already in the original text anyway, but isn't refined enough to click in a satisfying way imo. No shade to araki ofc, serialized manga is brutal! But when I re-watch jojo I think, this feels very first draft, what if it got a second draft? Just as an alternate way to experience the story, not as a replacement. (a la the ovas!)

[kyloherrera]

—CHAPTER TWO: FIRST GAME

content warning: fem!reader. denigration, pet and master, breeding, creampie, physicall restrain, edging.

wordcount. 2732

annotation. hello omg part two, thank you for making through here, this is porn with plot. Also keep in mind that english is no my main language so if I have grammar mistakes, please tell me, hope you enjoy. Remember to reblog, like and comment if you like it really makes the difference &lt;3

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"Uh, what was your answer? Could you repeat it? Sorry, I couldn't hear you." Risotto said while continuing to lick the neck of his new pet. This made you moan.

Risotto's big body made your body look small. Risotto loved this, seeing his partner's small body, which was now his and could be torn apart at any moment.

"I want to be your toy… Ahh." A moan escaped your interruption and it was Risotto who had bitten your neck. Not hard enough to draw any blood, but hard enough to leave a mark on that little neck of yours.

"I couldn't hear you. Could you say that again?" He snorted. A smile was on his face.

"I want to be yours. I want to be your toy, your property." You said, while a reddish color painted your face. Risotto just whispered close to his ear.

"Good girl, now show me."

He said, caressing your lips and tracing a line on them, then placing a pair of fingers in your mouth. You simply began to lick them delicately, moving your tongue up and down. Risotto just smiled, contented.

Your body could not help but shiver at the warm touch of your new master as Risotto's other hand moved from your collarbone to your hips, caressing your entire abdomen with a soft but firm touch. Risotto continued down until he reached your shorts. He unbuttoned them and pulled them down. The white-haired man felt his member tingle as he watched those beautiful curves. The white-haired man felt his member tingle as he watched those fine curves.

The capo then decided to take his fingers out of your mouth and then slowly and delicately lower them down to your almost naked waist, then take your ass in his hands and squeeze it, while resting his face on your shoulder, so that you could feel Risotto's warm breath on your neck, like a tickle, making you arch your back a little.

Risotto began to play with your ass, as if it were a massage, squeezing it and moving his hands around it, as if he was molding it, and then delivering a slap or two. Risotto's touch was almost magical. It made your body squirm a little from the pleasure, and it made you lose your mind little by little.

Risotto then decided to stop playing with your ass, licking his lips still with a sadistic and lustful smile, and started bending down, depositing kisses all over your body, passing by your neck, your back, stopping on your ass, or rather on the underwear that was already wet.

Risotto then placed her hands on your ass to open your legs a little and spread them apart, giving him a better view of your panties. They were of a dark color that matched the rest of your outfit and made you look even more sensual. She then brought her face close to the wet fabric. She said a few words.

"What a slut, I haven't even started playing with you and your body is so wet, it's like it's asking me to fuck you." He said with a serious tone. Then he gave you another spanking, making your head tilt back a little from the pleasure.

Together with Risotto's warm breath on your underwear, the pleasurable sting that the spanking had given you. It was enough to make your legs tremble a little while you felt yourself losing more and more of your mind due to the pleasure Risotto was giving you. He definitely knew what he was doing.

Risotto then smiled mischievously at you, only to use his position to give you a piercing on his tongue. A nice piercing that he would use to torture you.

It was then that your body was arched by Risotto's sudden touch, he had begun to brush his tongue over your underwear, licking slowly and delicately but with strength and precision, moving his tongue from side to side and in circles while his hands squeezed and played with your ass, the coldness and warmth of Risotto's tongue made an almost perfect combination and that cold metal object on his tongue made him lose more of your mind.

This action could make you feel closer and closer to your limit. Your head was thrown back while your mouth was flooded with moans. Risotto then continued this action, adding more rudeness and speed with each lick, your legs trembling while your mind allowed you to think of nothing but this moment, your back arched and you could feel that you were about to reach your climax and Risotto had noticed it.

When you were about to come, Risotto stopped and quickly left the place without saying anything. There was a silence for a few seconds, interrupted only by your heavy breathing.

It was then that Risotto took your chin roughly and forced you to look into his eyes. Risotto couldn't help but feel his member tingle as he saw the beautiful expression on his pet's face.

Your breathing was heavy. A few small tears welled up from the pleasure and a huge blush appeared on your face. All broken up, just the way he wanted it to be. Risotto just smiled at you and then planted a quick kiss on your lips. He broke the kiss and looked at you with a dominating, cold stare as he said a few words.

"You want to come, don't you? Why don't you show your master why he should let you come, slut?"

You just nodded, and then Risotto just let a small smile slip out of his lips, followed by a "good girl," which caused you to get on your knees in front of him. He looked at you with those crimson and dark eyes that managed to make your whole body tingle. But before you started, Risotto had given you a present in your mouth with the help of his stand and that was a piercing.

After this you started your work, taking the other member in your mouth, you had to admit that it was quite difficult to do this with his hands chained, but you would do it anyway and try to get a little revenge with it.

You decided to take one of the other's members in your mouth. Then you slowly and delicately moved your tongue up and down the length of the member. This caused a few sighs from Risotto's lips, and then he moved upward.

You move it up to the head of the large member and begin to use your tongue like a baby sucking on candy. You make circles with your tongue around the head of the penis. Risotto was surprised to see how good you were at this, especially with your hands tied, but he knew it was because of the piercing he had given you.

You just kept at it, never failing to make eye contact with Risotto's cool gaze. Your lips were warm, like a warm embrace of his member, and Risotto loved it, loved to see you take him with such passion and devotion. But you still wanted your revenge. And so it was.

You quickly bit into your master's member, mercilessly and cruelly. Risotto let out a loud moan as he frowned.

"You bitch!" He was furious. Then he grabbed your hair tightly, bending your head down to insert his member into your mouth, cutting off your breath. Then Risotto started to fuck your mouth, making rough and fast movements, making you cough a little due to the size of his member, this rhythm was no longer comfortable for you and only brought pleasure to Risotto, this didn't bother him and in fact another idea came to his mind as he smiled mischievously while small tears escaped from you due to the lack of air and the choking sensation.

Risotto put his free hand on your neck and squeezed it tightly, smiling as he felt his member in your throat. You felt the air leaving your body and tried to breathe through your nose, but it was impossible. Risotto continued to fuck your mouth as he applied more pressure to your neck. You just begged for some air, but that was ignored by Risotto until he came in your mouth and face, making you swallow the white liquid. Risotto just got down on his knees to face you.

You were a rough woman and therefore not sunk in tears, but some tears had come out of your eyes due to the choking sensation. Risotto noticed this and decided to give you a caress. He ran one of his fingers over your lips and then he placed a couple of kisses on your forehead and your eyes.

He licked the remains of semen that had fallen on your face, with delicacy at the same time that he mentioned a few words while he put a finger on your chin and looked you in the eyes.

"C'mon, it's normal for a master to punish his pet if he misbehaves, just like it's normal to give him treats if he behaves well." He then said and smiled at you then stroked your hair.

You ignore his words and just decided to throw it making it fall backwards on the floor, while you climbed on the floor, leaning your knees on the floor, to then bring your face close to Risotto's face, while you looked at him with a dominant and threatening tone.

"Ahh yes, and because you think you can tame me, do you think I'll just let myself win and not put up a fight, Noo, the one who will end up begging here will be you. The one who will end up being each other's pet around here will be you." You said as you returned the look and smile that used to haunt Risotto's face.

Risotto admitted it, that stubborn attitude made you even more attractive and sexy, but he never let himself be tamed, he had to show you who was your master.

Nero in one swift movement climbed on top of you placing one of his knees on your groin and smiled at you, he would have fun with his new game.

Risotto released his erection from his pants, pulling it out into the air and then began to rub it against the wet fabric already on your legs, you simply let moans escape from your mouth as you arched your back, your whole body was already sensitive from the foreplay. Nero started biting and kissing your neck, and then began to remove your shirt, revealing your breasts.

The white haired man began to move his member in circular movements and to rub it more and more rudely, he wanted to hear that word leave your lips, he needed to know how much you needed it.

"I won't tell you what your heart's desire is." You said, but Risotto knew that wasn't true. He continued to move his lips down your body, going over your neck, your collarbone, your breasts and then your stomach, being more passionate about the last part, leaving kisses and bites.

You felt your body begging for attention. But you would not give Risotto what he wanted to hear. Nero, seeing this, simply took his large member and placed it on your belly. Then he smiled at you and said:

"Just say the word and you'll have all of this inside of you."

You just let a sigh escape your lips as you threw your head back, you needed it but you didn't want to admit it and you didn't want to, so while Risotto was doing this you just wrapped your arms around his neck and used your strength to pull his face close to you.

"Come on, you need it more than I do, just do it," you smiled.

Risotto simply broke free of this grip, to then spread your legs apart, giving him a better view of your entrance, as he used his stand once more to summon a pair of handcuffs, and to bind your feet.

"Wow, you really like being chained up like a pet, I think the next time we meet I'll bring you a present." He smiled at you

Nero knew full well that the way things were going you wouldn't say the words he wanted to hear so he decided to insert his member one at a time as he stopped, he wouldn't move until you said what he wanted to hear, you just let out a loud moan as you felt Risotto enter you.

"Ha, you were the one who was in need of me the most." You let out a snort.

"Oh yeah, well I'm not going to move until you ask me to."

Your brow furrowed. Honestly, you needed him already, but you don't know if you'd let him win either.

"Oh, is that so? Well, then you can be on hold forever."

"Really?" Risotto said. He bent his body and looked at you with that wicked look and smile on his face. Then their mouths met in a passionate kiss. Both mouths played for control of the other and their tongues fought for territory. Risotto simply lowered his hands to your breasts and began to play with them, leaving a trail of wet kisses from your lips to one of your nipples. The cold metal and Risotto's skillful fingers were enough to bring you to your limit.

Risotto smiled. The warm spice enveloped his member. And your walls tightened around his member. You arched your back. Seeing this, Risotto simply decided to continue the caresses. He wanted to see how long it would take you to say those words. And so it was. After you came again, you said the words Risotto wanted to hear so much.

"Fuck, fuck me, I can't stand it anymore." Risotto just smiled. He looked into your eyes and answered.

"I will. If you say it in a more polite way." He said. He moved his hips a little to motivate you.

"Please master, play with me. Tear me apart." You said a little frustrated. He would definitely pay you back.

And so it was. Risotto began to move his hips with a little roughness and intensity, increasing his speed with each thrust so he could get used to the size of your member.

This caused several moans and sobs from your mouth, you were getting closer and closer to your limit, Risotto simply decided to put your legs over his shoulders, making his thrusts deeper and deeper. This caused you to come for the third time, squeezing him even more, making Risotto bite his lip and also let out a few grunts. Risotto continued like this for a few minutes until he reached his limit, as did you. Finally, he came inside you.

Risotto remained inside you for a few minutes, enjoying the warm sensation that this place gave him, while you felt how this warm liquid caressed your walls, a sensation that undoubtedly made you come 5 times, overstimulated and lost in pleasure, completely shattered while you tried to catch your breath, just as Risotto wanted.

He finally decided to come out of you and then watched as the sperm slowly left his entrance, a very sensual sight that made him feel tingling in his lower part. As he removed the stand and the handcuffs, he gave you a few caresses.

You just laughed a little as you felt the warm and delicate touch, while you said: "Fuck you", between gasps, trying to catch your breath with your body full of sweat.

Then Risotto decided to help you get up and give you a warm shower full of caresses and cuddles. After all, you had to give affection to the pets and bathe them after playing with them.

But after all these caresses, Risotto had tied you to the chair again. You were now his toy, but that did not guarantee that you would not betray him and run away.

And so it was, you were now the toy of one of the most dangerous members of Passione, but you were also a prisoner from whom they had to get all the information. Well, it was the same for the other members, because Risotto had not told them that you were now his toy.

[itsdeathofabachelor]

Remember the post I made about Jotaro being the same level of fucked up as Kakyoin but in different ways? I think I need to give examples because I have a very distinct thing in my brain I need all of you people to grasp to some extent here.

Jotaro is fucking huge. Ginormous for no reason considering he very likely hadn’t had the time to work out in between beating the shit out of local gang members, dashing and dining, and being a bitch to his mother. But because he hasn’t really been in a setting with a bunch of people with similar physiques as him, he has no idea how to act outside of being ‘cool’. Like, he sees no point in flaunting how he looks so he doesn’t, unlike with someone who, say, worked at their body image for months.

So I am being dead serious when I say Holly didn’t make him a school lunch one time (she had such a bad flu bug she couldn’t get out of bed) Jotaro skips all of his classes, entire day ruined. He goes out to the convenience store, red faced, puffy eyed, and shoves a packet of donuts down his shirt. No one even fucking notices. He eats all of them and cries, it’s so fucking funny.

I should probably mention, Kakyoin is one hundred percent the only one who Jotaro could give less of a shit seeing him do this. So he’s there, gingerly explaining the breeding cycles of salmon and trout in hopes of engaging Jotaro’s autism enough so he doesn’t choke and fucking die around the three donuts he shoved in his mouth.

So, six foot five, bulging muscles, could pop a can of tomatoes open if he put it in between his thighs and squeezed slightly, having a breakdown under a tree somewhere in a national park, defeated. A red haired, twitchy twunk drawing with a stick in the ground saying some shit like, ‘you can tell it’s a type of mammal because of its fin bones, even if it’s exclusively in the water now— please slow down Jojo I really don’t want you to throw up again’.

No, like, he’s a mess all the time but would rather die than be around literally anyone when he has that ‘calm before the storm’ meltdown feeling. So he just sort of shows up at Kakyoin’s doorstep like a stray and lays on his bedroom floor for three hours. Sometimes he falls asleep and Kakyoin uses him as a backrest because he always chooses to be face first directly in front of his Atari and Kakyoin wants to play his games.

Kakyoin’s mother one hundred percent thinks Jotaro is some dangerous delinquent who is going to put her son into a grave, life or death peer pressure situation until she sees Jotaro being dragged out of the house by his ankles with an out of breath Kakyoin carting both their bags under one arm, Jotaro’s coat over one shoulder, and Jotaro’s foot in both his hands. Like, ‘We have a math test. I need good grades. I am not explaining to Miss Holly why you have to retake highschool’.

And Jotaro’s completely limp, like three hundred fucking pounds of pure muscle, wearing a tank top, face down with his hat brim dragging on the floor. He looks fucking dead. He looks like a dead fucking rat. And Kakyoin’s mother no longer has nearly as many worries about Jotaro but also is forever cursed with the knowledge that, even if she were to gossip to her book club about it, they would never believe her.

Also, she’s seen Jotaro cry three separate times on the kitchen floor as Kakyoin makes his grilled cheese in the shapes of dolphins because his favourite cereal changed their packaging or Sadao calls and he’s just losing it in a puddle of tears. He never mentions it again and literally goes back to normal like nothing had happened.

He could beat the shit out of a whole biker gang, spear and set their leader on fire, all stoic and angry and totally badass. Everything falls into place with perfectly timed catchphrases and comebacks, but he’ll still be at Kakyoin’s house, twenty minutes later, face down infront of his Atari. And Kakyoin will use him as a back rest to play his games.

[junosartsthetic]

Can I request Polnareff, jotaro, Kakyoin with an s/o that love's to eat sweet foods💕💕💕 thanks💕💕💕

These are short but sweet (heh. Pun.)

Jean Pierre Polnareff

One of his love languages is gift-giving, so when he finds out that you’ve got a sweet-tooth, it’s like you never run out of your favorite treats

You can’t even finish your sentence about craving a snack and he’s there, a perfectly hand-made sweet at the ready

You had no idea he could bake

But he makes some of the best food you’ve ever had

Most of the time

Sometimes he lights the kitchen on fire

On accident

Then tries to put it out by swinging Silver Chariot’s rapier like a propellor to blow it out

It makes it worse

You have to call the fire department

Not a great day

But he’s learned from his mistakes

Hopefully

Just

Keep that house insurance on standby when you see him putting his apron on

But also keep your stomach ready to eat some of the best food of your life

Jotaro Kujo

Will complain about it

Likes to make fun of you

“That crap’ll rot your teeth out”

Will occasionally buy you sweets despite his supposed loathing of your habit

Will also hog most of it

He likes to say the classic dad-line

“What? I had to make sure it wasn’t poisoned.”

“Jotaro, I baked the cake myself. Why in the world would I poison it?”

“Whatever. There’s still some left”

“Where? The entire plate is empty”

“That sounds like a you problem. Just go bake another.”

“You’re lucky I love you. Else I’d smack you silly.”

“You’d never get the chance.”

“Cocky bastard”

“Irritating bitch”

“Normal couples just say I love you, I love you, too.”

“I love you. Bitch.”

“Shut up.”

Noriaki Kakyoin

He could never turn down something sweet, and so often accompanies you on your adventures through town to find the best shops

He’ll be honest

He mainly tags along to see the smile on your face when you finally find a food you can’t wait to have

Loves taking pictures of everything before it’s eaten

Will print them out to remind himself of what your favorite treats are

And tries his best to supply you with them

Whether it’s baking (asking Polnareff to help him)

Or purchasing

[lumibuns-blog]

Could I get some father-figure Avdol and Polnareff headcannons? Im a sucker for Avpol and I wish they were my dads 😔

Omg yes they a boyfriends it's cannon!!

Avpol as your dads

Pol is totally a chill dad omg, avdol has to try and reign in his spending habits

"Hey is that shirt of theirs new" -avdol

"Uhhhh no😶" -polnareff

"What have I said about buying stuff" -avdol

"But they wanted it!" -polnareff

Everyone loves staying over at your house because your dads always buy the best snacks and rent the best movies

Well avdol gets good flicks, polnareff tried to convince you to watch a shitty French film

Avdol comforted him when you said no

On the subject of food you always have the BEST lunches

Pol cuts it into cute shapes and avdol cooks it to perfection

Avdol picks you up with a "hey how was your day?"

Polnareff picks you up by blasting super loud music so you can hear him from a mile away

They both love you so so much and you are their world

I think avdol is dad and polnareff wants to go by pops

I literally loved making this so if I think of more I will post them<3