#joke…

[radioroxx]

ignore the other ask i answered. this is the real way wish babies are made

[girlscoutbrownies]

happy birthday kel from omori i am so sorry i forgot his birthday ill make it up to him

…maybe… next year…

[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[deathtokillian]

10/10 dad joke

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[vampiricbisexuality]

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

[lovelesswav]

[insomniac-arrest]

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

[blondebrainpowered]

Mouse Armor by Jeff de Boer

Etsy Mouse armor necklace and earrings available as well as other work by Jeff de Boor.

[werewolfetone]

[wizardnuke]

"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

[vimbry-moved]

[itsdappleagain]

jesus no

[beauty-funny-trippy]