john: you have the cold, calculated demeanor of someone not to fuck with
also john: have you ever actually like...thrown a punch before noodle arms
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might make more stupid short comics in the future, but im not continuing this one,
what happens after is that cross tries to take the bowl back and they drop it breaking it, nightmare comes in all pissed at the noise, and gives them a spanking(he doesnt spank them he just tells them to stop being dumbasses).
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so. never consumed any mcu content whatsoever. however i have recently stumbled upon peter parker/harley keener fanfics, went down a rabbit hole, and am now obsessed with their dynamic and i realized i have just fallen into the trap of another blond + southerner + sarcastic + calls-his-boyfriend-darlin’ + infinitely supportive + big fucking nerd x incredibly traumatized + sarcastic + italian + orphan + definitely-started-saving-the-world-too-young + big fucking nerd ship. i am nothing if not predictable
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I can't think of a funny caption for this one, uh-
Sorry if it's kinda messy. I had a rough day today, so I tried to draw this to cheer up a little but it's not my most polished!
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