#just kidding!

[guttercoop]

Draw me and my wife getting married 🤖💍🤵‍♀️

No

[holdfastperseus]

The last episode of What If..? Season 2 is What If Strange Supreme Intervened and Make Lokius Canon btw

[astronnova]

my wilt and scatter predictions for @unofficialadamtaurus s fic

[the-genius-az]

I've thought about it... And I think Azula just needed a good joint to help soothe her chakras...

Just look at her, she really needed it!

She was begging to have one, look at her nervous smile for not wanting to admit it!

His face says "who me? A joint? No, never!", don't you see it? Someone call José, this is urgent!

[monsterfloofs]

Smish!

[apt502-if]

What are the ROs hobbies outside of work?

low to middle class people in their mid twenties living in one of the most expensive cities in the world? They don’t have hobbies

[theindescribable1]

GUYS DO YOU THINK I'M CRAZY?! A-AM I INSANE!? TELL ME. TELL ME THE TRUTH!!! HAVE I GONE INSANE!?

HEheHahaAAa

[petitelepus]

For your Humans are Cute AU, what are the TFA Autobots reaction to their human S/O or friend who had sat on the floor and trying to get up only for them to yelp and walk weirdly?

"Sorry my foot fell asleep" they say😅

"How does one's leg fall asleep!?" Bumblebee asked, shocked by this weird saying and taking it far too seriously.

"I-!" You were about to explain that it was only a saying, but before you could speak, the yellow Autobot kneeled next to you and grabbed your paralyzed leg.

"Hey!" Bumblebee shouted as he poked your leg, "Wake up!"

"I think it might need to be dunked in water?" Bulkhead asked and you slapped a hand over your eyes.

You lived with idiots, but at least they were cute about it.

[moominofthevalley]

can you imagine if choices wrote a cosmic/lovecraftian horror book? id read the fuck out of that

[sihtricfedaraaahvicius]

uhhhh

I closed my fic requests again because I already have 8 requests now. I... am shocked but really excited to write all the stories that have been requested so far!! as per usual; give me time and I hope to not disappoint! in the meantime, here's a little crumb from the next modern fic I will be posting tonight - or tomorrow ;)

And for the first time in years, Sihtric logged into his instagram account that night, announcing the engagement with a few pictures. He had asked you to take the first photo shown. Which was a shot that showed half of his naked, muscular torso and his slightly tilted head, clearly still high from the sex you just had. His half open, duo coloured, love and lust intoxicated eyes were looking up at you, behind the camera, as he bit down on his lip with a mischievous smile and light rosy cheeks, while your hand pushed back a part of his damp, long, messy hair. Showing off the light coloured ring as you did, which made for a pleasant contrast between his dark, wavy locks.

[pipermintz]

*uses 🥺 manipulatively*

[saeransangel]

Idk what I would do in an apocalypse. You guys think Ellie could scavenge me a vape?😭😭

[cloudninetonine]

please make guide do a lil boogie!☺️

THERE THEY ARE!!! AFTER SUFFERING TO HELL AND BACK!!!

AND THERE'S MUCH TO COME >:D

[right-where-you-left-me-ts]

I was working on the Thomastairs Spider-Man AU today before class and I figured I should start cataloging it. First, here is a rundown of the characters and their roles(tw: Ch*rles):

Thomas is Spider-Man, cause he fits the qualifications for the Peter Parker variant

Christopher is “the guy in the chair”, basically the science side of Spider-Man

James is MJ, obviously he’s not in love with Thomas but he’s a mixture of the drama of the in the Tobey Maguire movies and the personality of MJ from the MCU

Matthew is Harry Osborn but much less tragic and he will not have a villain arc

Alastair is Gwen Stacy

Cordelia and Lucie run an investigative blog on Spider-Man

Ch*rles is the Green Goblin

Elias is a cop

Barbara is Uncle Ben

[roselyn-writing]

Whooaa!! This is friday the 13th!!! 😳😳😳😰. Everyone please be safe! *Hides under the bed*