#just something about himmmmmmm

[drrav3nb]

Whose else could tame the sun other than the boy of gold -Nikita Gill

[lesbiandarvey]

HAAARRRVVVEEEYYY 1,2,8,22 and any more you want to answer!

YESSSSSS OK OKAY.

1) why do i like him ?? well

I MEAN. ITS A MYSTERY

also hes so funny . like surprisingly smart and funny.

2) ohhhh favorite canon thing about him? thats a tough one. i think my favorite thing so far has been his whole “just like his mother fr” thing when he was talking about sleeping with amy acker with his therapist and lying about it and she was like hm sounds familiar.. and he was like well im not goddamn her! probably one of my favorite harvey scenes ever

8) “something the fandom does to the character you despise” SCREAM ohmygod youre gonna get me in trouuuubllee! um i dont see him as a dom . like im sorry like i dont actually care but when people are like “THIS IS DOMSUB THIS IS DOM HARVEY” and the scene is like him standing. and waving a little bit im like .. is it though

like i dont really care i just dont see it. plus that line where scottie’s like “[harvey] only responds to strength” ive always thought was about sex like oh does he now.

22) something i like about him as a fic reader….. ohh interesting okay .. i think my favorite thing to read harvey rn is like unrequited.. like hes been in love with mike from the beginning and mikes with rachel and mikes gonna stay with rachel i love reading harvey having to sit on the sidelines and watch that . and not be able to do anything<3

something i dont like i fics as a reader… i definitely think harvey is hard to pin down.. like hes prickly but also the most sentimental man in the world like its hard to find the right balance so i don’t like it when hes too soft and syrupy but i also dont like it when hes too much of an asshole. i also dont like it when people give him too much credit or let him be too healthy like no, he’s supposed to be a toxic manipulator lmao

thank youuuuuuuu i love himmmmmmm

[insufferableprotagonistpoll]

Propaganda why Light Yagami is insufferable:

Had a great chance to actually solve the problems of the world but he decided to go after petty criminals instead of actual bad guys shaking my head. He thought he was so smart but got caught being suspected to be Kira before he even had his next birthday. How do you fuck up that badly? It’s a book you write peoples names in…Nice move, FedEx

Also his personality is awful

HE DIDNT DESERVE TO PULL A GOTH GIRL

Idk if he counts because he's SUPPOSED to be insufferable. But I don't care because I want to punch him in the face anyway. Oh and before the Light stans come at me let me say: thanks but I don't want your 5 paragraphs explaining why he's so complex and was corrupted and rationalized murder as a defense mechanism to avoid confronting the possibility that he might have done something that would make him irredeemable and evil and how in the manga he lost weight due to the psychological strain because I know. I think he's fascinating too but good God. He's so annoying.

he's like if a cop was a bitchy teenager about it

Propaganda why Anakin Skywalker is insufferable:

the guy has zero critical thinking skills, he whines about everything all the time. I love him, but he’s awful to listen to.

Yes he was probably directed to act that way but the way his lines were written did not help

THIS BITCH. I HATE HIM. NO CRITICAL THINKING. NO SELF AWARENESS. WHINY MURDEROUS ASSHOLE. LIKE SERIOUSLY. He's a JEDI. LIKE. THEY HAVE HISTORY CLASSES!!!! He should have KNOWNNNNNN that when he had prophetic dreams they're not necessarily true!!!!! Also like. In the Star Wars universe, do Jedi just not have imaginations that can create NORMAL dreams when they sleep??? Do Jedi just not usually dream??? If he hadn't gotten paranoid from the dreams of Padme dying in childbirth BILLIONS OF LIVES WOULD HAVE BEEN SAVED. FOR THAT MATTER, if you're gonna have A SUPER ILLEGAL SUPER SECRET MARRIAGE, wouldn't you, I don't know, USE PROTECTION SO THAT YOUR WIFE WHO IS SECRETLY AND ILLEGALLY MARRIED DOESN'T GET PREGANANANT????? LIKE LOOK I LOVE LUKE AND LEIA MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF BUT THEIR PARENTS WERE SO FUCKING STUPID. ANAKIN SKYWALKER HATES CONDOMS BECAUSE THEY DONT FEEL AS GOOD I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. Man is an IDIOT. How can you have had a role model and father figure like Obi-Wan for most of your fucking life and grow up to do the shitty, STUPID things Anakin did. Ok this is way too long I'm sorry but I love Obi-Wan so much and Anakin ruined his fucking life and hes just such a little DICK. MURDERED A WHOLE VILLAGE OF SAND PEOPLE. AND DOZENS IF NOT HUNDREDS OF CHILDRENNNNNNNN. ANGSTY WHINY TEENAGER. FUCK HIMMMMMMM

[writing-with-moss]

WRITE SOME CAM FLUFF I BEG OF YOU IM SICK AND IN NEED OF BEING BABIED BY FICTIONAL MEN.

here's a list of prompts:

C U D D L E S!!

He trys cooking

we try cooking-(imma burn the whole house dOOOOWWWWN-)

(my fav-) WE BABY HIMMMMMMM

ofc girlie! Anytime! (I’ve been so sick and needed this)

Cuddling with Cameron/babying him-

you sat up in bed, fingers dancing across the pages of one of the many books that lined the shelves in your room. The warm fireplace flickering and crackling, bathing the dark blue and grey room in shadowy light.

the bedroom door softly creaks open, Cameron standing in the doorway as he rubs his eyes. The weight of the day was apparent in his tense shoulders, barely out of his day clothes. Jeans low enough to see the band of his boxers.

“you okay baby?” You murmur, staring to get up but he waves his hands, walking towards the fireplace.

“his stressed is all. Frustrated. But not at you. I’ll be alright.” His voice was quiet, calm, albeit a little exhausted. He was always soft-spoken when he was angry around you, he didn’t like scaring people.

“what happened? Stressful day?” You shift in the end, reaching for the beside table. He doesn’t notice your movements, too caught up looking at the fire and leaning against the wall.

“you could say that. Werewolf pack drama, nothing you need to be concerned about.” You slip out of the bed and be glances back, your hand sliding over his massive bicep. He weakly chuckles and brushes his lips against your nose.

“c’mon, let me take care of you.” He sighs, shrugging and letting you lead him to the bed. His hand quickly sliding his belt off and kicking off his pants.

He collapses on the bed, and you reach for the warm massaging oil in the nightstand. Splashing it onto his tense broad back, palms working it into dark skin.

he bites back a moan, eyes shut tight as he mumbles. “That feels good baby…”

“I know…god you’re tense.” You press your lips to the back of his head, his dark curls brushing against your cheek as you take in the smell of coconut shampoo.

You stay there for a bit, until he finally moves, grabbing your thigh and pulling you off. You always forget how easily he can throw you around, his warm calloused hands rubbing your thighs. Lips brushing against your jaw as he settles onto you. Face slotted into your breasts as he slowly starts to dose off.

Cooking with Cam!-

You were rummaging through the fridge, pulling open drawers in the hopes to find something to quell that craving. Being pregnant meant a lot of things, but cravings was probably the worst symptom you had. And currently your mother in law- Nichole- had introduced you to the world of apple cider cinnamon bread. Which became your baby’s new favorite.

You feel eyes on you and you glance back, Cameron’s brow raised was raised. A playful smile dancing across his plump lips. “Hungry swee’heart?”

You weakly chuckle. “A little. But you can’t make fun of me, I’m carrying your stupidly big baby.”

he shrugs at that, pulling you to your feet. “I’ll cook y’a something. What you want.” He pulls your hair back as he presses a firm kiss to your cheek. His hands slipping down to cup your bump.

“…your moms…autumn bread.” You mumble, and he mulls over that.

“I can do that.” His hands suddenly grab the back of your thighs, scooping you up and sitting you down with a kiss to your chin. “Just sit there and look pretty for me k?”

Watching Cameron bake was like watching him do anything. Steady. Focused. Brows furrowed gently when he focuses, licking his thumb when he wants to taste something. Handing you the spoons to lick. It was always a wonder to see such a big man work with such care, so similar in the way he handled you.

You really did love this man.

(And the bread was delicious, just like everything his family made)

[stylesloveclub]

something i loveeee about your writing is when you put the little parts in parenthesis like of what the character is thinking, almost like breaking the 4th wall idk!!! like the part about her sending her sex tape even though she doesn’t have a sex tape!!! idk it’s always so funny and it’s just fun to read!!!!! also already in love w tarry ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

HEHEHEH THOSE ARE LITTLE SECRET NOTES FROM ME TO U I HOPE THEY MAKE U GIGGLE:) GLAD U LOVE HIMMMMMMM

[soobnny]

idk if its just coincidence but why do i keep seeing people first having one bias in skz just to end up with more than one and most of the time one of those is minho ?? lmaooo

is this men the ultime bias wreaker??

IT’S HARD TO PICK JUST ONE BIAS WHEN U GET TO KNOW ALL OF THEM I SWEAR 😭😭😭 .. this is a real struggle with skz !!!! it’s impossible to have just One bias esp when getting to know each of their personalities

as for minho …… BYE 😹😹😹😹 i’m sorry we’re all down bad like i’m Convinced he IS the ultimate bias wrecker like something about himmmmmmm im crazy !!!! minho is just something else 😋☝️ no one can escape him ever

[assim-eu-sou]

S2 Recap

Favorite Extended Sequences (in chronological order):

Sleepover/Fake Diego Call

Angie's Farewell

Madrid Podemos

Gregorio's speech to Diego

Soy Mi Mejor Momento (finale)

Favorite Songs (in no particular order)

Soy Mi Mejor Momento

Algo Se Enciende

Si Es Por Amor

Alcancemos Las Estrellas

Peligrosamente Bellas

(But tbh, the whole Hoy Somos Más album is sooooo good).

Character Thoughts:

Violetta: You will always be my baby. This girl has been through the wringer, with the Esmeralda deceit, Jeremías, and Diego. Then add to that losing her voice, losing Angie, and then losing her passion for a time. I just want to give her a big hug. And she honestly handles it with more grace than most people ever could. She deserves every good thing that comes her way.

León: A male protagonist that deserves rights. I appreciate his Entre Dos Mundos arc as someone pursuing a double major, although the motorcross seemed to come out of nowhere. I'm mad that he was mad about the non-consensual kiss and he certainly had his moments that frustrated me but like. He cares about Vilu so much.

Ludmila: She's so stupid... I love her. It's hard to remember what about her is real and what I made up because I think about her so much, so I won't say too much. Her fake friend era was such a time. It was hard to watch her cause Vilu pain, but what can I say except I know where she's coming from. Seeing her finally realize that hurting Vilu wasn't going to solve her problems was such a moment.

Naty: babeygirl. period. poor thing goes through it with Ludmila and I'm glad she ended the season happy. and yet, in the end, she will always choose Ludmi. she is unconditional. there's not much more that needs to be said here.

Francesca: Ah, Fran. She's always looking out for Vilu and that is something that I treasure. Her going-to-Italy arc was so.... yeah. As someone who knew they were leaving their hometown for college and also someone who knows they have to leave their college town whenever classes aren't in session, I get it. It's a lot. She had a really hard time letting her heart say yes to Marco, which could be frustrating, but I don't blame her. Commitment is hard, especially when you wonder how permanent things can be.

Camila: Ooooooh she's so funny. So many lines here and there that cracked me up. Her boy scrapbook was funny to me because like. That's such a normal thing to do. Not. But similar energy to something I'd do at the same time.

Diego: I hate this show for making me feel sorry for him by the end of it. He's almost even likable now. Dang it. I despised this man at the start of the season... creepy stalker. But in the end... idk. Something happened. All of the dynamics that he's a part of just make it.

Andrés/Broduey/Marco/Maxi: They exist. I don't think enough thoughts about them to say more than that.

Germán: I HATE HIMMMMMMM. Stupid Jeremías and stupid helicoptering send him STRAIGHT to prison. He did not deserve applause for Soy Mi Mejor Momento. That belonged to Vilu and the kids. As the child of overprotective parents, I have a lot of thoughts about Germán and how the show Violetta itself could be a metaphor for other things, but that should be its own post, so I won't expand for now.

Lara: she's so cool! Funky lil mechanic! Never did anything wrong tbh. I hope she ends up happy wherever she is.

Gregorio: this man is unhinged. But his development with Diego destroyed me. Like. I felt it in my soul. He truly has the range.

Angie: Her scenes with Vilu are always so special. But poor woman, she definitely needed to go to France. And her send-off... affected me. One of the deserves better girls for sure.

Jade: Please free her from the shackles of Germán and Mati. Enough said. Also her opera scene was ICONIC.

Esmeralda: It would be nice if she got a redemption arc in S3 but that won't be happening so... oh well. I also like how she brought Ámbar with her. Seeing Vilu being an older sister was cute.

Pablo: what was WRONG with this man for the majority of the season? Bring S1 Pablo back!

Olga/Ramallo: They exist. They care about Vilu. They put up with Germán. I couldn't do their job.

Pairings (Platonic and romantic)

Leonetta: A main ship I can support. Madrid!Podemos was so much. And all Leonetta hugs... so true. There's just a lot of care there.

León and Fran: such a fun dynamic, especially in Madrid. Best detectives. They just want to protect their girl Vilu.

Fran and Cami: these two fight like a married couple but in the end they have each others' best interests at heart. They often give each other advice that they need to take themselves lol.

Ludmila and Vilu: Vilu puts up with so much, bless her. The way she kept trying to let Ludmi in to her circle at the beginning of the season? The way she just moves on so quickly at the end? And the way Ludmi finally comes to her senses and wants to help her get her sparkle back? Yeah... s3 sisters will kill me.

Ludmila and Diego: Oh... so much. They're just so much. I want to study them under a microscope. Just a shocking and entertaining dynamic all around. The way they both despise and care about each other.

Diego and Vilu: Their start and end was not good. They had some cute moments, unfortunately. In another life, maybe. I can tell that in the end, he really did care about her, and was caught in a very rough spot. He wasn't in the right but I get it. I will be interested to see where their interactions go from here.

Fedemila: I mean I had fun. I like seeing Ludmila enamored. I like seeing her try. And they're both just so much, so diva.

Naxi: Maxi just. doesn't trust Naty. So while she ended the season happy, she deserves better, I think.

Brodemila: They are what they are. They're always gonna be in conflict. But their cute scenes are cute.

Marcesca: It would never work out in the end, but it was nice for what it was. Like him learning Italian? So good. His Madrid gestures may have been a bit toooo grand lol. Still. after S1, Fran deserved someone at least as decent as Marco.

Caxi: not the worst tbh. I don't have strong feelings either way.

Natila, Cadmila: Some enjoyable moments for both of these pairings. Tension between Cami and Ludmi. Naty and Cami making the music video. Their trio dynamic. So much fun!

Franletta: the softe girls!!!!!!! They fight so hard for each other. Fran pulling the fire alarm? Vilu convincing Fran's dad to let her stay? That whole arc was so much. All their hugs and just being attached at the hip... yes. Sweeties.

Luty: I don't even need to say anything. We know what they did to me. Just. Yeah. There are so many moments that aren't even subtext, just straight (not) text. Like yeah. Solo te quería desear suerte. And fin.

[moonjxsung]

Hiiii starrrr!!!!! I don’t know if this is a serious problem but I literally fell for a boy just through eye contact. I’ve never ever spoken to him, we’re not even in the same class, but whenever we pass by each other we make eye contact. This has been going on…………….since a year…….My friends find him to be so ugly but he really has the cutest smile I’ve ever seen. His teeth are a little crooked but that adds to the cuteness sort of. Man I wish I had the guts to just say hi. I can’t even get myself to wave at him and even his friends know about this “thing” that’s going on and they smile at me when we see each other (not in a mocking way though) school’s gonna end soon and I’m going to regret that I didn’t do anything.

HIIII POOOKIEEEEE this is so cute????::?:!.. if school’s going to end I say do something!!!!!!! Maybe just ask him his name or be like “I feel like we’ve talked before or something, what was your name again??” And see how it goes! School’s going to end so even if things go terribly at least you won’t have to see him again and you can just brush it off 😭 but like maybe he’s thinking the same thing about you! Boys r STUPID they usually wait around for someone else to make a move. This is so Minho coded aka being too shy and waiting for the other person to do something about it. GO GET HIMMMMMMM ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[todayisafridaynight]

FIRST EP OF TSUMA CLEARED... GODDDDDDDDDDDDD WHY IS KEISUKE SO CUTE HE'S GOT ME SQUEALING THROWING A FIT KICKING MY FEET CLAWING AT MY FACE TEARING MY HAIR OUT RIPPING MY SHIRT OFF [<- CUTENESS AGGRESSION] [NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING I DID ALL THAT] [ALSO REGULAR AGGRESSION. CAN YOU STOP SAYING INSANE SHIT IN PUBLIC]

The music is so lovely too... and the direction and set dressing and Overall Production... chef's kiss... ALSO THE LITTLE GIRL WHO PLAYS SHIRAISHI IS SO TALENTED WHAT THE HELL WAS ANY OF THAT... Tsutsumi is amazing though for real, he makes Keisuke seem so much older post-timeskip and it's wonderful to see his old self starting to show again EVEN IF HE IS. BEING A DUMBASS. Huge fan of Tsutsumi playing depressed motherfuckers... I LOVE Takae though... I understand why he was so obsessed with her I get it...

See this is why I can't be too hard on Akira I'm a grown man acting the same way about Tsutsumi😭😭😭I'M GLAD YOU LIKED FIRST EP... THIS IS A RELIEF... Yoshizawa is a nice young man don't worry about him <3

ALSO THRILLED TO HEAR YOU SEEMED TO ENJOY THE MOVIES TOOOOOO ACAB except the team and Ogata nobody does terror|sm like you king... I wish more Tsutsumis could escape prison and/or death But Fair Enough... Oh and this is what Ogata's letter says if you were curious, it's manga only:

Inoue, You weren't crazy at all, in my eyes. You'll make a fine SP. An SP is a police officer in the Metropolitan Police Department Public Security Bureau assigned as a full-time bodyguard to people who don't deserve protection. That job description assumes they are, without exception, willing to throw their life away in a crisis if it means acting as a shield for those people. That's what it means to guard another's life.

ALSO at one point Tsutsumi was at a panel for something else and a couple members of the audience were being unruly and trying to get on-stage to get to his female co-star, but he and another co-star held them off... I think he actually fell off the stage in doing so but he was fine and he joked that SP would start filming that day... I love himmmmmmm

NO THAT'S WHAT I MEAAAAAN HE'S SOOOOOO CUTE IT DROVE ME INSANE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) 'tsuma' was the first tsutsumi show i watched and the impact it left on my brain was monumental... i loooove keisuke so much i cant stress that... SO IM GLAD YOU WATCHED THE FIRST EP IM GLAD YOU GET TO SEE WHAT I MEAN !!!!!!!! CUTEST OLD MAN EVER I PROMISE !!!!!!!

nono maida is SO good considering her age, i was so impressed with her performance throughout the show... AND YEAH TAKAE IS AMAZING she really is an epic woman, no wonder keisuke and mai cant let her go (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) unfortunately 👁️👁️;;

OH BUT YEAH THE SHOW'S SO CUTE SO FAR I JUST FINISHED THE SECOND EPISODE !!!! tachibana looking right RIDICULOUS but its cute (❁´◡`❁)

AND THANK YOU FOR SHARING THE LETTER MAN so real.... i love that..... chaotic good kind of behavior i fucks with him.... he's valid in my opinion for his methods.... nishijima was lame anyway...

poor tsutsumi at that panel tho im glad he protected his co-star and im glad he was able to make light of the situation- im mortified for him but id also be totally mortified if i was one of those rowdy people like please be civil hes a guy just like any other guy (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

[superbattrash]

Vegeta provoking Krillin is just 💖💋✨

“That’s- more like it” impressed even when you’re dying. God, half-dead is such a good look on you, my love. Those thick black lines around your eyes ~ 🥰✨

Oh Dende 🥺😭

Goku’s impatient thinking is just… so good. He’s so desperate to get out but he knows he won’t stand a chance if he doesn’t get all the extra time ;w;

THERE’S THAT MUSIC AGAIN OH MY GOD, I seriously didn’t notice any of it when I was a kid???

Fangs <333

VEGETA WARNING THEM 😭😭😭 YOU DO CARE BABY!!!! ..about yourself mostly, but I’ll take it. I know what you’ll do later in life ~

AAAAAAA I FORGOT!!! HE SAVES GOHAN, HE AAVES HIIIIMMMMMM 😭 MY BOY MY BOY MY BOOOOY

“But how?” Because he’s Vegeta, DUH 🙄

Mmmm, the iris-less eyes 🥰 true power reveal ~ too bad it’s not gonna do much, but I appreciate the effort, boo, good for you <3

Oh my babyyyy 😭 don’t cry!!! You’ll get your revenge one day, I promise!!! God, no no no, I hate this part, nooooo DON’T TOUCH HIMMMMMMM!!!!!

WAAAAAA VEGETAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭

God…. The torture this is…. The guy who killed his family, his entire race… and he can’t do anything, he’s just. Getting toyed with and broken, over and over 😭 MY BABYYYYYYYY

FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!!! HE SAVES ALL YOUR ASSES!!! AT LEAST T R Y!!!!!!!!! COME ON!!!!!! 😭

FUCKING FINALLY, NOW GO SAVE YOUR HUSBAND!!!!! GO GO GO!!!!!! GOKUUUUUUUUUUUU 😫

There has got to be so many PTSD Vegeta fics out there right??? Do I have to write them myself??? This is just. So much trauma for my boy

FASTER GOKU!!!!

…god you are looking. So fine rn 🥵 he looks so 🫦 now go use that new hotness to save your husband >:(

“So if you want him, wait your turn” MWAHAHAHA, RIVALS MY BARE ASS

Oh, bardock flashback!! WOOOOO \o/

God, he’s. He’s so. Mmmmmmmm. So confident. Angry eyes ~ overpowered main character, my beloved 🥰✨

Oh no. Not this. I can’t watch 😩 VEGETAAAAA 😭😭

LISTEN TO HIM GOKU!!!! Oh god he’s crying, my poor baby, my boy, my beloved 😭😭😭 “I’m begging you” NOOOOOOOOOOOO

The first time he holds him properly and it’s to bury him 🥺 my babies

This fight is the entire reason I wanted to watch this show - it better be worth it e_e

Ohh underwater thinking 👀 When Goku uses his brain >>>>>>>

Oh that animation looked so good!!! YEAHHHH

Aaaand you’re back to being so sweet and fun and. Oh goku 🥲

“Fine. You wanna play rough?” I, for one, do, holy shit. Hello there goku-sama 😩✨

God, the “smack talk” in this. It’s seriously like they’re flirting. I am HERE FOR IT

I mean I already know what’s gonna happen but it’s still been a while since I watched the Frieza saga, I usually go straight for the Majin, Cell and Buu parts of z 🤷🏻 anyway

KILL HIM FOR VEGETA, GOKU 👊🏼

[sejanusbaby]

Edward Nashton NSFW Alphabet

A/N: I AM ALSO THIRSTY FOR HIMMMMMMM

Warnings: Sexual content (18+, minors dni)

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

little baby is new to this kind of stuff, so he’s not totally sure about aftercare yet. however, he will at least help clean you up and hold you, until he gets into the groove of things.

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he doesn’t really have a favorite part of himself. he struggles a lot with his self image. when you come along, though, he’ll definitely start to feel more confident.

his favorite part of your body is probably your boobs. let’s be honest, he’s definitely a titty man. whether it’s holding them, sucking on them, or watching them move each time he fucks you. he loves them.

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

edward is definitely open to the idea of a child eventually, but not anytime soon. he has far too much work to do. gotham needs fixing before he could think about bringing a baby into it. he’ll most likely only ever feel comfortable cumming in you if he has a condom on/you’re on birth control. otherwise, like i said, he’s a titty man. he’ll definitely just paint your chest with his cum.

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he very low-key wants to live stream you while he fucks you.

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

edward is totally a virgin. as a kid, he was constantly teased and now as an adult, he never actively seemed out anyone. when he found you, you gave him his first experience in everything.

he’s definitely a little clumsy with all of it at first, but he’s a quick learner. ;)

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

he loves it when you ride him. he can grab your hips and your breasts, and look up at you. you’d look so pretty riding him like that.

he also loves doggy, probably in front of a mirror. he likes to see your face while he ruins you.

“look at yourself, baby. you’re falling apart for me.”

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he’s definitely a serious guy. he wants to make sure every single time is perfect for you. i don’t see him as being very goofy. when he doesn’t want to just fuck the shit out of you, he likes to take his time with it, and be gentle with you.

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

edward definitely does not really care about what goes on down there. he’ll definitely trim it up for you, so it’s neat, but he doesn’t have the time or energy to want to shave it all off.

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he’s very emotional, i’d say. he likes to hold you close while he makes love to you. his face buried in your neck, while he thrust into you, whining, telling you how good you make him feel.

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

all. the. time. sometimes, you get busy doing your own work. so, when edward is home alone, horny, and you won’t be home for a few hours? you can guarantee he’ll touch himself.

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

this goes without saying, but he likes to fuck you dressed completely as riddler. having you all vulnerable underneath him, while he’s inside of you. it’s his favorite thing.

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

definitely in the comfort of your own apartment, or his. though the idea of being caught is appealing to him, you’re only his and he wants that moment for the two of you.

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

call him “sir” or “riddler” and he’ll come apart for you.

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

though i 100% believe this man probably has a pain kink, he wouldn’t do anything to you that would cause significant harm.

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he’s a little greedy, so he prefers receiving. he can’t help it that you’re just so good at it.

as far as giving, he’ll do it for you any time you want. he’s pretty good at it too, for never having done it before.

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he’s definitely a fast and rough kind of guy, i think. though he loves taking his time with you, as soon as he’s inside of you, he pretty much loses control of himself.

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

expect a lot of quickies, especially given both of your busy schedules. as a full time student in gotham, most days and nights are spent working on homework and studying. edward is definitely a busy man, himself. sometimes, you have to fit it in when you can. ;)

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he would love to experiment with duct tape and some rope. to see you all pretty and tied up, begging for him to do something.

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he can go for one round at a time, maybe two depending on the way. each round probably being around 30 minutes or so.

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

edward definitely invests in a vibrator for you, and he used the fuck out of it.

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

like i’ve said, because he’s new at this, i don’t know how familiar he’d be with teasing. he definitely likes to work you up sometimes, but 9 times out of 10, it’s you doing the teasing.

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he is louuuuuud. lots of whimpers, whines, and begging. when he’s in charge though, expect a lot of dirty talk and praising. he loves you more anything, so expect him to tell you how good you are for him.

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he definitely uses your panties when he touches himself.

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he’s more on the average side, about 6 inches and a little girthy. it’s more than enough to satisfy you, though. ;)

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

his sex drive is pretty high, i’d say. he’s gone years without anyone paying attention to him. so, when he finally has this beautiful woman in front of him, he doesn’t know how to act.

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he falls asleep very quickly afterwards. all he needs is to pull you close, feel your warmth, and he’s clocked out for the night.

[abugwritesstuff]

Prince and Consort Dad/Family Headcanons Pt 3

here it is: the valets version of this post! i've got jasper (bleh), knight, tino, grayson, and thoma! thoma doesn't have a route atm but fingers crossed for someday 🤞🏻 anyways, please enjoy this final installment lol

jasper 

no

get this man away from children 

maybe he has an illegitimate kid somewhere in the world idk

ugh but anyway-

he might be surprised? but mostly i feel like he’d be somewhat smug about the news that she’s pregnant. 

i feel like he’d almost gloat about it to guy, specifically. like oh she’s yours? yeah i don’t think so lmao 

he’d probably be fairly confident and practical about things. i don’t think he’d  be one to be nervous or freak out really. 

he may have knocked her up on purpose. like, without her being aware. i’m sorry but that just feels like a jasper thing to do, given his whole route being… how it is. 

ugh god

i don’t like himmmmmmm

would he be a good dad? hm

not really

i mean he could be worse i guess 

but i feel like while he’d be incredibly competent at caring for them when he did, he would also be kind of hands off a lot of the time. like. i feel like jasper is sexist and so to him, taking care of children is a job for MC. 

he’d have really high expectations for his kids and would be a bit scary when they failed at things.

idk man 

i don’t like the idea of jasper procreating

one jasper is enough (perhaps too many, even)

starting a get-jasper-a-vasectomy petition rn 

knight 

omg

similar to dia, had no real image of himself doing this and is thus ?????? the entire time 

hears that mc’s pregnant and PANICS 

he doesn’t even remember having a dad, let alone seeing anybody else have a decent dad. the only dad he can think of is king gilbert which uhhhhhhhh. no. 

toa gives him books and tells him to take a class probably 

(toa: you're upset? this seems like a time for homework)

knight is just so high strung the entire time (but he does read the books) 

hovers over mc the entire time, trying to keep her comfortable and fed and rested and whatnot 

faints at the birth but comes to before the kid’s out 

basically holds his kid like she’s made of glass for the first several months and then he starts to kind of get it

from then he’s mr. proud dad, shows off his kid like yeah, look what we did 😎 

i think they’d have like three girls, one single and a set of twins, and a while later, one boy

this puts knight even more out of his element because not only was marriage and fatherhood outside of his expectations but little girls are something he especially has no experience with 

but he’s very good with them

indulges them HEAVILY because this bitch cannot say no to any of these little blue eyed babies 

lots of letting his girls dress him up at tea parties and the like 

coming to work with stray glitter and stickers on his outfits on occasion 

falls asleep with them in their room while tucking them in, mc comes in and he’s sprawled out asleep with the kids laying on him��

their boy is a surprise addition but knight is fucking THRILLED 

the girls have gotten older and independent and he’s fucking pumped to have another little buddy around 

he enjoys being a dad, having a family- he hasn’t always had one so he doesn’t take it for granted and tries to be the kind of parent he’d liked to have had 

i luv him

tino

oh you thought you’d seen tino panic before? no. this bitch goes genuinely out of his mind.

he’s very happy but practically vibrating with anxiety. hardly sleeps after hearing the news, stays up all night trying to plan for the baby like he’s cramming for an exam 

hovers over mc to an unreasonable degree

“b-but what if while you’re in town you get distracted and you trip on a loose cobblestone and you injure yourself and…” 

“tino…. i love you but please.”

takes a bit of persuading before he learns to calm down (kinda)

when the mc goes into labor he somehow manages to rally that anxiety into action and is fairly helpful, though he’s obviously in a puddle of guilt and worry the entire time 

tino cries when all his children are born. cries a lot. thanks mc profusely, apologizes for the pain, etc 

having been mr. mom for lynt helps him with baby and kid stuff obviously 

he’s probably the most actively involved, to such an extent that the mc is like, “damn let me take care of our child too tf 😒”

tino can’t breastfeed (obviously) and he apologizes for this inadequacy because he would help if he could 😩

tino, like dia, runs around with a baby strapped to him pretty often

running around to find young master with a baby in the carrier

i think tino has three sons 

marriage and fatherhood helps tino grow more of a backbone- like he’s been protecting people before but the experience makes him more proactive about things

like given his experiences with daan he’s very careful to ensure that his children know how to treat others and how they should be treated

as for that whole head-valet thing with his family, when tino is in charge the expectations are very different. much less pressure, more emphasis on playing to people’s strengths rather than grooming an heir into the position. he encourages his boys to pursue their passions 

tino as a dad cries at literally all of their major milestones. first steps, first haircut, first day of school, first time riding a bike, etc etc. this embarrasses them a bit but hey. that’s just tino. 

all of tino’s sons somehow end up even taller than him. simply gigantic boys. they make him look short. 

akedians all just have the cutest goddamn families i swear 

AHHHHH

grayson 

okay so similarly to hawke: if the baby’s unplanned and before getting married, he’s proposing immediately

i think he’d be even more upset with himself because like- 

grayson is fairly traditional in my mind. like he’d feel like he committed some kind of grave sin against mc if she’s pregnant before they’re married

i think it’d take some convincing from mc for him to stop beating himself up about it. like no forreal i’m happy grayson pls 🥲

i think they’d have a wedding real fast at that church on the hill, yknow the one 

i remember that grayson lost his dad as a kid and his uncle stepped in until he died (?), so grayson has some idea of what to do- but i think he’d be feeling that lack of role model and would probably, despite his professionalism, be visibly stressed 

i can see roy and sherry organizing to help him, cheer him up, encourage him a little

sherry bakes him some horrifying scones to make him feel better and the gesture works even if the baked goods... don’t 

i can see roy’s dad (forgetting his name lol) giving him some advice about raising kids. very cute 10/10

grayson, like dia, would be very protective and would probably have his hand on the bump as often as possible 

i think as time went on he’d get very emotionally invested, very attached 

trying to talk through her stomach to the baby at night 

cute cute cute 

rubs mc’s back and feet, runs her baths- basically becomes her valet as well 

he’s a good one 

anyways i think it’d be a girl, that first one 

he is absolutely wrapped around her finger forever. he is a giant softie and at time a little bit of a pushover with all his kids tbh 

i can see them maybe having three or four? i think the rest would be boys 

he would be very happy as a dad, i think. i think he’d absolutely love it. he’d adore his family like nothing else

i can see that firstborn of his being tenacious and wild when little, i think he’d earn a couple gray hairs with her 

i don’t have much else to say other than that i think he’s made for this shit, forreal. gold star dad-ing outta this one 

thoma

i wish i knew more about him but alas

i think he’d also be one of the most actively involved of the dads

his and rio’s kids growing up like cousins just running rampant all over the place

i think maybe he’d have two or three kids biologically, but from what i remember he was an orphan so it really wouldn’t shock me if they end up taking in a lot of children from the orphanage

when he hears mc’s pregnant, no matter if they planned it or if it was a surprise, he’d be massively excited and pumped but secretly pretty terrified 

very helpful the whole time and does not let that anxiety show to anyone, except maybe he would confide in teto? i feel like teto would give good advice. my assumption is that the voleri family has just a shit ton of children in it so teto would know about babies and could give well informed reassurances. rio probably couldn’t lol

i feel like he'd be a very encouraging partner and parent. like he'd cheer his kids on so much, just 110% in their corner and wanting them to thrive and succeed no matter what they do

he's a cutie for sure

[ghostbeam]

KATSUKI LATSULI KATDKI KATSUKI KAYSKI

TIP I AM NEVER NOT THINKING ABOUT HIM!!!!!

Katsuki is actually pretty quiet when it’s just the two of you. Like I think his voice soften significantly when he talks to you. I mean he’s still vulgar, but he’s definitely more calm. I can see there being a lot of moments where the both of u are just enjoying each other’s company in silence.

He remembers every song you play for him. Every single one. Even if he doesn’t remember the artist or the name, he’ll tell u to play it based on a lyric he remembers or if he remembers what the song is about. When you first start dating and you send him songs, he listens immediately. He’s not the type of person to say he will and never do it.

Obviously he can cook, but I think he’s so shit at baking. Avoids it at all costs. Every time he tries, he ends up fucking something up, it’s burnt, or it didn’t rise properly, or it just doesn’t taste good. It’s just not something he’s very good at.

He’s SO GOOD with kids. I feel like kids always gravitate towards the one person who just doesn’t seem to like them (even though he does like kids he’s just not very approachable), so kids loooove Katsuki. He talks to them like they’re adults and treats them like they know how to handle themselves, and the kids really like that about him. I always picture him visiting a school with like deku and shoto and both of them being surprised at how much they like him.

Loves trash tv even though he pretends like he doesn’t. Will bitch and moan when you want to watch some reality show, but is always invested in it by the time you put it on. I think he’d be into love island and rupaul’s drag race, just cause he likes to judge people for their decisions ajshdjdjd

I don’t think he drinks that often, but he is a very clingy drunk. He always ends up wrapped around u by the end of the night. If he goes out without you and gets drunk, he’s texting u all night. I miss you. You’re so pretty, baby. We should get married tomorrow. I wanna go home. Wanna see u. Just endless texts about how much he loves and misses you.

Alternatively, I think he’s really good at taking care of you when you’re drunk. I don’t think he’s super overbearing or anything, like he knows you like to have fun and he has no problem watching you from the sidelines. But at the end of the night, he always has a glass of water for you, always takes your heels off and your clothes, changes you into your pjs for you. He’ll wipe your makeup off with a makeup wipe, and he’ll tuck you into bed. You’ll always wake up with painkillers by your bed and the smell of your favorite hangover food in the kitchen.

I have this really soft hc that he loves holding hands. Like for almost his whole life he’s had to learn to be very careful with his hands cause that’s where his explosions come from. And like in the beginning of your relationship he’s SO nervous about even touching you, but eventually you get him to feel more comfortable about it. But once he is, I think he’s always holding your hand. He’s not one for pda, but he always holds your hand. He plays with your fingers while you watch tv, he traces your palms while you cuddle. Honestly I have so many thoughts on his hands it’s insane. I could probably fill up a bunch of bullet points about them I can’t lie.

I just think he likes to baby you honestly. I think he likes taking care of you, you know? Tying your shoelaces, pulling your hair up in a ponytail for you, untangling your necklaces, wiping away smudged lipstick or eyeliner. He holds his arm out in front of u in the car if he stops too hard. He doesn’t let you walk on the side near the street on the sidewalk. Like I just think he pays a lot of attention to you. He’s always looking out for u<3

Ummmm yeah<3 these became more about like your relationship with him than stuff JUST about him but like I got carried away. I’m always thinking about himmmmmmm!!!!!

[a-slut-for-smut]

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you:

Nanami Kento and Sakuna

hiiiiiiii firstly i am sorry for the delay but the second i saw these asks i went:

so its not my fault!!! my brainrot makes it very hard to function/be coherent so i needed time to recover lmaoooo

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you:

How I feel about this character:

Nanami: Honestly, the way this man is so casually and effortlessly sexy is criminal I CANNOT HANDLE IT AND I LOSE MY MIND EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT HIMMMMMMM

I do love my stoic/rational characters and how they are perfect foils to the unhinged/borderline insane characters- its just a recipe for pure comedy and a potential for a great bond and im just a whore for that dynamic in general, romantic or not

Sukuna: This dude screams sexual deviant/very into power dynamics and its hella sexy. so weak for homicidally deranged men (and women!)

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character:

Nanami: Alas, i now know the pain/woes of rare pair shippers because I only ship him with Mei Mei because hot damn do they look GOOD together. I need no canon basis, i ship purely with my ovaries thank you very much- i have written smut and plan to write more in the future for them before my severe brainrot ends up killing me

Sukuna: While the Gojo rivalry intrigues me, something holds me back from actively shipping him with anyone, with the whole possessing the body of a kid thing. I know he has a history with Uraume but need to see more of it i guess. Altho within his domain expansion where it's the embodiment of his own consciousness, sky's the f*ckin limit XD

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character:

Nanami: I do love the Gojo relationship as i reference above, but more as a friendship. I love the idea of Nanami being someone Gojo can always count on and vice versa.

Also frickin love his mentorship/bond with Yuji, seriously nanami peak DILF material

Sukuna: Again, love me a good rivalry (Gojo) and wanna see how they can best each other, if ever.

My unpopular opinion about this character:

Nanami: um, i don't know...maybe who i ship him with given the toxicity of the fandom lol

Sukuna: i feel like everyone (and rightly so) have wild af opinions about him so who knows

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

Nanami: LOL my brain refuses to acknowledge the exist of the shibuya arc i am livin full time in my crazy lalala headcanon/fanon land

Sukuna: more backstory pls/Sukuna vs Gojo round 2 when

Favorite friendship for this character:

Nanami: Gojo (see above)

Sukuna: as awesome as it would be for Sukuna to eventually/gradually respect Yuji and for their bond to turn into a reluctant friendship because i really am a whore for that dynamic, im not sure if it will ever happen. But a gal can hope, eh?

My crossover ship:

For both: ME!!!! just kidding this is a tough one! I can't say honestly

Thanks all for the asks!!! xoxoxo

[arsonistsam]

Anyway I came on this website rn to say that I looked at that picture of Dean lying on his side and reading the Supernatural books in 4x18, y’know the “dude I’m full frontal in here” one and I just wanted to say that I love himmmmmmm so much I want to chew him like a piece of paper and spit him out all wet and wrinkled. I have desires to do awful things to that man and all because he worse some jeans and a gently and did a gay little sit on a bed. If I ever see you again in pinning your ass to that bed and idk braiding your hair or something. These fantasies are PURE. I want to dunk him in cold water fully clothed so he stands there shivering. My phone is about to die. What else do I want to do to that man? IF I saw season 2 Dean in the drivers seat of his car I would pull him out and give him a cheek kiss and then leave him on the side of the road. Okay I’m done. Hopefully I’ll find and delete this later it’s embarrassing.

[slashingdisneypasta]

So it’s a fact TDI Chris hates teens. As a short baby-faced person I think he’d be a bully by default on the first meeting before realising he’s dealing with another adult. I also like the concept of interacting with him in a way where there’s not such a great power imbalance like between show host and contestant.

Like imagine you’re like a seasoned production manager or something and actually so good at your job that the network decides you working on TDI would improve the show. Not your first pick but work is work and the show‘s popular so it’ll look good on your resume. So you arrive on the island and meet up with your coworkers of the film crew (idk if this makes it an AU but imagine there’s like a decent sized group working behind the scenes besides Chris and chef.) and it’s all cool friendly, some people recognise you from other shows you’ve worked on and even look up to you. And then Chris arrives after everybody else and sees you for the first time, looking young, hopeful and not miserable, and he needs to ruin that immediately. So he comes right up to your little group, eyes glinting with malice, and your coworkers hurry off quickly to not be on the receiving end of his bullying.

Of course you know who he is, who doesn’t? So you extend your hand for a handshake which he fully ignores, hands on his hips and smirking meanly down at you.

„What Highschool did you come from? Be a sweetheart and tell me who okayed your internship so I can kick them off my show.“

Wow. What a prick. You lower your hand an get right in his face, making sure he knows not to mess with you while keeping a professional air around you.

„Nice to meet you too. Actually I’m the new production manager sent by our employer to save „your show“ from being cancelled. I’m 28 by the way.“

And that’s your rocky start to becoming frenemies. You’re not 100% sure how to feel about Chris. He’s obviously a sadistic narcissist and while you know he’s fake most of the time he occasionally, very rarely does have his charming moments. Like how his eyes crinkle when he smiles a genuine smile and it makes him look a younger. Working with him is still a major pain but nothing you can’t handle.

Chris hates you at first because you’re messing with his show and somehow his whole team likes you more than him already and you look so youthful like working film industry isn’t stressing you out at all! At first he really did think you were an intern trying to prank him but after he sees you take your job seriously and the ratings improving as a result he knows that’s not it. Despite the passion filmmaking you exude and how the way your face becomes firm and your eyes shine when you’re focused he still dislikes you.

It’s not until he sees you casually hanging out with the film crew one evening by a campfire that he subconsciously registers and tries to suppress his jealousy of you. You’ve barely been here a week and you’ve made more friends than Chris has in all the seasons he’s hosted. There’s loud laughter coming from your group. What could possibly be so funny, he thinks. He grumpily walks by and sees you relaxed and laughing with the audio technician‘s arm around your shoulder. Chris registers a pang of an unpleasant emotion he doesn’t recognise. It annoys him.

Lmao I intended for this to go in more of a romantic direction but idk where to go from here. Like what would it take for Chris to catch feelings if you’re not his clone? 🤷‍♀️

Omg, I know right? XDD Haha.

This is amazing though, thank you so much for sending this in!!! We need soooooooooooooooo much Chris content. Also I just lvoe how you wrote himmmmmmm it was absolute on point oh my god. That 'What Highschool did you come from? Be a sweetheart and tell me who okayed your internship so I can kick them off my show.' made my heart drop. Really, I cant get over it. I'm fixated on that one line now. *Chef's kiss* MUAH! Perfect.