#just work in canada!!!!!

[wntw-virtuemoir-edition]

Apparently Jackie works in Michigan now. Do you think it’s shift work where she stays out of town for a stretch of days or does she drive to and from Michigan every shift?

i hope she commutes daily.

[shiverandqueeef]

the thing about canadian nationalism is that it exists in a perpetual state of relativity to our perception of american jingoism. their patriotism is loud, aggressive, vulgar. our patriotism is quiet and polite. which of course provides the exact conditions needed for our own brand of chauvinism to fester under the glossy, collective self-delusion so many canadians whole-heartedly and uncritically embrace; that we are the "good ones"

so we mock patriotic americans for their devotion to/celebration of the great myth of the american dream, and all the while we fail to address the lies we tell ourselves about who we are as a country. we have medical care! marriage equality, abortion rights, social support networks, our police don't shoot unarmed people of colour in the streets. a socialist utopia. no don't think about it too hard. don't look into any of the above statements or address any of the structural inequalities we refuse to admit exist. residential schools? a tragedy, of course, but an anomaly. disabled people lose all financial support if they get married? well surely that's for their own good. we once denied entry to autistic immigrants? well that's all in the past, we take them now! and look at all the ukranians we welcomed so lovingly! the syrians? oh well that was a different situation you know, not so cut and dry you see. turn your attention (again. and again) to the amazing work we did in rwanda. I'm so sorry, what's that you're saying? somalia? never heard of it!

it's okay. it's all okay. we're still not as bad as america

[sentientstump]

two cakes from sickland! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 happy bdays

[nekochan08]

I LOVE when England’s brothers get incorporated into the FACE family dynamics as Al and Matt’s uncles but, I think people forget that France has a sister so...

Here are some ✨Auntie Monaco✨ head canons~

-LOVES her nephews to death

-rich wine aunt

-showers Alfred and Matthew with cash every time she visits

-buys the boys designer clothes/accessories for their birthday, Christmas, or just because. Even when they were little, she’d get them those little designer suits for toddlers.

-Al and Matt always begging to go to Auntie’s house either for the summer or for a weekend.

-she babysat them once at her house and they ended up drawing on her expensive couches and she nearly had a heart attack. She couldn’t stay mad at them though and still brings it up now that they’re grown just to hear them groan in embarrassment.

-Arthur and Francis tell her not to spoil the boys but she NEVER listens and gives them everything lol

-once gave them too much sugar before bed and she couldn’t get them to sleep (especially Alfred) and she called Arthur and Francis because she just didn’t have the energy and was out of ideas to calm them down.

-Matt is always told how he resembles his aunt.

-if we make this a FACES situation then I can see her finding the cutest designer dresses for Seychelles and gifting her bows for her hair so she can be just like auntie.

[hellonerf]

i kept thinking about a visibly sad canachan dancing like paper puppet style and i was just gonna do her but then i felt bad for her existence so i added her shit gay family

[rathockey]

Nobody really cared, so it never really mattered It never really mattered, so it never really happened What's the point in fighting for a happy ever after?

- identity // grandson

[crepegosette]

okay okay, but listen me out, NedCan selkie/fisherman au. Matt’s a selkie that gets injured after swimming away from hunters, and Jan’s a fisherman who finds him and treats him, and Matt gets feels for him, know what i’m sayin

[purpleguysimp]

Random alex drawing maul them

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Singapore Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso

[muppetjohntavares]

The usual Tavarisms™ (😐 face, lip lick, eyebrow wiggle and nose sniffles), now with twice the fidgeting (it's the european air)

(Postgame interview, CAN v AUT, IIHF Ice Hockey World Championship, 14.05.2024)

[goldenstarprincesses]

At the UN, there are multiple nations who have signs like this taped to their office door.

[ladyinfierno-art]

My piece for the @hwsnabroszine, had a lot of fun with this one ✨

[tuna-cake]

some chibis i did

[disgruntled-lifeform]

People who sell handspun yarn, how do you manage it when the profit margins are so razor thin?

I'm unable to work and money is tight so I've been considering how I can contribute financially and attempt to save up for the future but boy, things look lean.

If you sell your handspun, I'd love to hear from you either in my DMs or the replies/reblogs/tags because I have to make this work somehow...

[gayvecchio]

Frannie, you are in over your head. Meaning? Meaning, guys like him don't marry girls like you. That's fairy tale. And girls like you get hurt, and guys like him don't even know it, and that's life.

[morbific-or-felicific]

Marine bio major Childe, who has gone abroad for school and is getting it completely paid for by the Russian military because he’s their most promising young recruit.

Marine bio major Childe, who was deployed when he was sixteen and has only been back for a few months.

Marine bio major Childe, who doesn’t care much for being in the classroom and focuses more on partying than studying.

Marine bio major Childe, who only ever attends class if he thinks it’s going to be interesting.

Marine bio major Childe, who went into class on the wrong day and got forced to do a group project with you.

Marine bio major Childe, who finally drags his hungover self to your dorm room to help you with the project, but only because you finally got a hold of him several days after it was assigned.

Marine bio major Childe, who does his best to help you with the project despite his pounding head and indifference towards his own grades (He really only needs to keep a C average, afterall).

Marine bio major Childe, who keeps getting so freaked out by the constant loud noises outside your dorm room that he keeps breaking pens and having anxiety attacks.

Marine bio major Childe, who keeps thanking you for deciding to move the two of your work sessions to the library, despite it being out of both of your ways.

Marine bio major Childe, who starts going to class just so he can sit by you because he finds your presence calming.

Marine bio major Childe, who decides to celebrate the two of you finishing your project by dragging you to a party with him, because god, is it easier to have fun with you around.

Marine bio major Childe, who calls you one night after he wakes up from a nightmare because your voice makes him feel safe and grounded.

Marine bio major Childe, who tells you that he chose to go into marine biology because he has always had an intense fascination with whales.

Marine bio major Childe, who decides that you are his favorite part about going to school here and tries to ignore the fact that one day he will have to leave again.

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