Keeper of the Lost Cities summed up in one meme
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Keefe : Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…
Sophie: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Keefe : Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…
Fitz: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
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Alden: you can not deny there is physical proof of the black swan! *Hold up Sophie*
Alvar: you can not deny DEEZ NU- do I smell smoke?
Meanwhile Sophie: imma do something illegal again.
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If I get this post to 2.3k notes before February CHRISTMAS (maybe extended) I’ll reveal a secret identity
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ok. Because I too, am unoriginal, I challenge thee to a challenge.
If this post gets...5k notes by the ides of March (Mar 15) I'll write a Frankenstein KOTLC Au, where
Sophie is Frankenstein's monster
Sophie is morally grey
They're nonbinary
And they kill Wylie's father (Kinda sorta on accident)
I won't start writing it until after I finish my current fic, but once I do I'll post it on AO3 and Wattpad.
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Again with the 'Elf Social Media' ideas because those are never ending:
"We're foxfire kids! Of course I had my hand melted off once"
"We're foxfire kids! Of course we dance in animal costumes every year"
"We're foxfire kids! Of course we had to do all the work in a project because our partner went into a coma"
"We're foxfire kids! We have 1 6 week break, but also a bunch of free weeks due to threats to our world peace"
OR, ALTERNATIVELY
"I'm a telepath, of course I get compared to Fitz Vacker and Sophie Foster. All. The. Time"
"I'm an empath, of course my mentor is trying to make me feel emotions with zero contact. Thanks a lot Keefe Sencen."
"I'm a technopath, of course my parents wish I was Dex Dizznee"
"I'm a vanisher. Of course I get a lot of 'I haven't seen you around' jokes. THEY'RE NO FUNNY ANYMORE"
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Mr. Forkle: enters Sophie’s mind without permission
Sophie’s thoughts: hippity hoppity, get off my property
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Fitz: Gatekeep, Girlboss, and what’s the other one again?
Sophie: There isn’t another one, your just crazy
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Sophie: you son of a bitch
Keefe: do not talk about forkle like that
Sophie: I meant your biological parents
Keefe: oh okay, go on
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keefe: *says with a smile* am i depressed? yes. do i want to die? sort of. but screw that, cuz i have mallowmelt, a girlfriend, and e.l. fudges!
sophie: but you're still depre-
keefe: I HAVE MALLOWMELT, A GIRLFRIEND, AND E.L. FUDGES! *grits teeth*
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