Avengers 4 Title Predictions (In Order of Likelihood.)
1. Avengers: The Snappening
2. Avengers: After the Snappening
3. Avengers: Damn You Star-Munch!
4. Avengers: Star-Munch is Definitely Getting Star-Punched
5. Avengers: The Time Star-Munch Got Star-Punched
6 Avengers: Ashes to Ashes
7. Avengers: Dust to Dust
8. Avengers: Age of Thanos
9. Avengers: Damn You Marvel!
10. Avengers: Damn You Russos!
11. Avengers: Damn You Kevin Feige!
12. Avengers: Why You Kill Our Favorites?
13. Avengers: Time Machine
14. Avengers: Sacrifice
15. Avengers: Thanos Discovers Farmville
16. Avengers: Farmville Level: Thanos
17. Avengers: Thanos Obtains the Farmville High Score
18 Avengers: That is, Until Groot Beats His High Score
19. Avengers: The Departed
20. Avengers: Motherfu-!
21. Avengers: Soul World
22. Avengers: Emotional Trauma
23. Avengers: The End
24. Avengers: All Our Friends Are Dead!
25. Avengers: The Cleanup
26. Avengers: Rest in Peace
27. Avengers: Rocket Gets Bucky’s Arm
28. Avengers: Why, Marvel, Why?
29. Avengers: Marvel, Unfuck This Mess!
30. Avengers: Tony Stark and the No Good, VERY BAD Day
31. Avengers: The Rise of Loki’s Army
32. Avengers: The Fandom Will Have Their Revenge!
33. Avengers: Wakanda Forever!
34. Avengers: The Return of Hawkeye
35. Avengers: The Dusting
36. Avengers: Why Did You Kill Galaga Guy?
37. Avengers: Now Groot Will Have to Obtain Galaga Guy’s High Score
38. Avengers: Oh, Wait...
39. Avengers: You Killed Groot Too...
40. Avengers: Damn You James Gunn!
41. Avengers: Why Did You Let Groot Die a SECOND TIME?!?!
42. Avengers: His Last Word Was “Dad”
43. Avengers: And Rocket Had to Watch Groot Die in Front of Him AGAIN!
44. Avengers: Why Can’t Rocket be Happy?
45. Avengers: First Groot, Then Yon- I Mean Mary Poppins, Now Groot AGAIN?!?!
46. Avengers: Marvel Better Pay For All of Our Therapy
47. Avengers: Goodbye Everyone, I’ll Remember You All in Therapy!
48. Avengers: The Russos Are Evil, Evil I Say!
49. Avengers: Why????
50. Avengers: Thanos Takes Manhattan
51. Avengers: Hot Tub Time Machine
52. Avengers: No Happy Ending
53. Avengers: I Don’t Wanna Go...
54. Avengers: Another One Bites the Dust
55. Avengers: And Another One Gone, Another One Gone...
56. Avengers: The Return of the Invisible Man
57. Avengers: What the ACTUAL FUCK, Marvel?
58. Avengers: The Trip to Ben & Jerry’s
59. Avengers: The Adventures of the Pirate Angel Baby and Sweet Rabbit
60. Avengers: HULK SMASH!
61. Avengers: Thanos Obtains the Kidney Stone
62. Avengers: Mah Heart, Marvel! MAH HEART!
63. Avengers: I Don’t Feel So Good, Mr. Stark
64. Avengers: Well, We Won’t Have to Worry About Tom Spoiling Avengers 4...
65. Avengers: That’s Because You Killed Him, Marvel!
66. Avengers: But Then There’s Mark Ruffalo...
67. Avengers: Star-Munch Should’ve Let Rocket Build Another Death Button.
68. Avengers: 12% of a Plan
69. Avengers: Electric Boogaloo
70. Avengers: Shawarma Paradise
71. Avengers: The Sun Will Shine on Us Again
72. Avengers: Part of a Plan
73. Avengers: Sweet Rabbit
74. Avengers: Where is Gamora?
75. Avengers: Who is Gamora?
76. Avengers: Why is Gamora?
77. Avengers: Thanos Blows Some Bubbles
78. Avengers: Everyone Dies
79. Avengers: Even the Audience
80. Avengers: Especially the Audience
81. Avengers: Russo Bros. Got Some Splainin’ To Do...
82. Avengers: Deadpool Might Show Up!
83. Avengers: Joss Whedon Will Save Us!
84. Avengers: If Not Joss Whedon, Fanfic Writers!
85. Avengers: Nah, Dawg, Stan Lee Will Save Us!
86. Avengers: Star Munch Gets a Geography Lesson About Earth.
87. Avengers: Tony and Steve Kiss and Make Up.
88. Avengers: People That You Forgot About Survived and Are Relevant Again!
89. Avengers: Marvel Owns Your Soul!
90. Avengers: Thanos Demands Your Silence.
91. Avengers: Thanos Can Kiss My Ass!
92. Avengers: The Revolution Has Begun!
93. Avengers: Everything.
94. Avengers: Kick Names, Take Ass.
95. Avengers: It Was the Only Way.
96. Avengers: Tyrion’s Revenge
97. Avengers: A Story of Existential Crisises.
98. Avengers: End Game.
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