#kill santa

[yejehehe4746]

killing santa

ok so I got

(guns, stabbing, flamethrower, anvil, super dangerous slide, and fall damage)

writing down! YIPPE :]

@littleladylav @xxmoonduskxx @artsy-anonymous

[shallowseeker]

Jack holiday fic with Santa and/or Krampus

Sam thinks it’s super cute that Jack writes a letter to Santa...

Dean mails it off because he’s cheeky and the lady at the post office (MARTA/DARLENE from Lebanon episode) had a Santa letter program.

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It turns out to be a VERY BAD thing because Jack's letter has his signature, which is infused with a power that Christmas demons can use to TRACK him.

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Cas finds out + instantly sees the problem; He realizes that Santa-adjacent figure must be on the way to kill or kidnap Jack. ("What the fuck, Cas? You want us to kill Santa?")

So TFW 2.0 is staying up late on Christmas Eve with the FULL intention of killing whatever tries to get past the bunker warding.

Visually, you get TFW trying to murder Santa.

Some fun notes: Krampus carries chains, thought to symbolize the binding of the Devil by the Christian Church. He thrashes the chains for dramatic effect. The chains are sometimes accompanied with bells of various sizes.

Of more pagan origins is the Rute, a bundle of birch branches that Krampus carries and with which he occasionally swats children.The Rute may have had significance in pre-Christian pagan initiation rites. The birch branches are replaced with a whip in some representations. Sometimes Krampus appears with a sack or a basket strapped to his back; this is to cart off evil children for drowning, eating, or transport to Hell. Some of the older versions make mention of naughty children being put in the bag and taken away.

[thischristianguy]

Final got back to that cabin on Mount Premise.

[thundergrace]

I'm honestly surprised there's never been a Netflix-specific strike. But I do think there's was a lawsuit that was settled or won, so there's that.

[iamindifferenttolamp]

[ruubesz-draws]

Looks like Minus One is finally meeting Santa Claus!

It's the Choo-Choo or the extinction of humanity. Choose wisely...

Kong did the right thing by giving him the Choo-Choo

All Godzillas love Choo-Choos!!!

Merry Christmas guys!🎄

[begaycommittreason]

bart: okay guys rock paper scissors

kon: no we’re not doing that again

tim: what why it’s so easy

cassie: because somehow tim wins every time and we all know he’s cheating

tim: how can you cheat at—

cassie: doesn’t matter we need a new contest

kon: what about who can throw bart the farthest

tim: no

bart: i’m down

tim: i’ll just do it, it’s fine

cassie: wait no it’s not because you give beings like darkseid and klarion coal when no one asked you to and end up causing way bigger problems for us later.

cassie: plus you keep trying to upgrade all of santa’s tech with untested bat stuff. you almost blew up a house last time

kon: well i did it last year so i’m out

bart: last year you insisted on sliding down chimneys for authenticity and got stuck in at least 30 of them

tim: yeah and you purposely scared the shit all the kids who saw you

kon: they looked at me weird first! besides bart just started throwing presents through windows!

cassie: good lord we shouldn’t be in charge of this

bart: well maybe if santa was still here

tim: im not doing this again i swear, we’re all bad at this why don’t we just go together

cassie: remember how that turned out in ‘94? i’m pretty sure we traumatized a whole generation into thinking santa was gonna eat their souls

tim: fair point, what if we—

dick, looking at the santa suit and fake beard lying out, along with suspiciously hoof shaped prints on the carpet: uhhh what’s up kids

cassie: how long have you been standing there

dick: …longer than i think is safe for me

tim: we’re fighting over who gets to go to santacon

bart, unhelpfully: we totally didn’t kill santa

dick:

tim: it’s a super dedicated cosplay?

dick: wait SANTA’S REAL??

tim: …well i mean not anymore

[shutupcrime]

Honestly at this point when Netflix cancels a show it’s an assurance of quality

[brogurt]

cooking up something gtav related... stay tuned.

[sunglassesmish]

what perfect ornaments. and the tree topper 😭

[qcoded]

Redrew a panel of Makima and Denji w/ these two :P aghhh the blood on their clothes looks a bit weird 😭

[keeperofdarkness22]

Silent Night, Deadly Night | 1984

[enigma-the-mysterious]

"Kill yourself" is basic. "May your favourite show be cancelled by Netflix before it has had the chance to tell its full story." It's smart. It's possible. It's terrifying

[profffessionally-trained-ducky]

Top ten scorned women of all time; NUMBER 1

[bikinikillarchives]

bikini kill playing in a backyard in Santa Rose, CA, 1993. this was a benefit for Food Not Bombs and was $5 to get into, with local Cali band Raooul opening for them. by Gabe Meline.