#killer klowns theory

[kaspie-going-krazy]

The killer klowns are bees.

killer klown theory below

Bees have a queen So do klowns.

Bees have worker bees So do klowns.

Some bees are only kept around for reproduction (the men) Klowns also do that (except with women).

We see no female klowns in the parade scene. When the female klowns are faced with intruders they don't attack. In fact, the only scene they are in is one where they try to breed with the Terenzi brothers. You might say “But bee queens don't defend the hive! The klowns would've swarmed the truck instead of Jojo smashing it if they were like bees!” and to that I say, no, they wouldn't. The klowns listened to the clown truck because they saw it as another queen and when another queen enters the hive it's not the workers who drive it away, It's the queen.

He sees the rival.

And he takes it out. Just like a queen should.

The klowns defend the hive as guard bees do, you can see this from them swarming the main trio.

this also explains why theres one big klown amongst all of the rest

in conclusion, I believe this is how the Klown hierarchy works.

[futa69]

You're already a fan of the ancient astronaut theory.

Here's a list of books, movies, TV shows, and video games featuring ancient astronauts. (revised)

▪︎Edison's Conquest of Mars (1898)

▪︎The Call of Cthulhu (1926)

▪︎Analog Science Fiction and Fact (1930)

▪︎At the Mountains of Madness (1931)

▪︎Childhood's End (1953)

▪︎Forbidden Planet (1956)

▪︎Quartermass and the Pit (1958)

▪︎The Twilight Zone (1959)

▪︎The Sirens of Titan (1959)

▪︎The Flintstones (1960)

▪︎Doctor Who (1963)

▪︎Hercules Against the Moon Men (1964)

▪︎Known Space (1964)

▪︎Star Trek (1966)

▪︎2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

▪︎Chariots of the Gods (1968)

▪︎The Bible & Flying Saucers (1968)

▪︎Horror Express (1972)

▪︎Rendezvous with Rama (1973)

▪︎Land of the Lost (1974)

▪︎The Spaceships of Ezekiel (1974)

▪︎The Outer Space Connection (1975)

▪︎Space: 1999 (1975)

▪︎The Sirius Mystery (1976)

▪︎The Earth Chronicles (1976)

▪︎Star Wars (1977)

▪︎Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

▪︎The Manna Machine (1978)

▪︎Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

▪︎Battlestar Galactica (1978)

▪︎Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1978)

▪︎Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979)

▪︎Alien (1979)

▪︎Hangar 18 (1980)

▪︎Valis (1981)

▪︎The Thing (1982)

▪︎Xevious (1982)

▪︎Super Dimension Fortress Macross (1982)

▪︎The Transformers (1984)

▪︎Cocoon (1985)

▪︎Bio Booster Armor Guyver (1985)

▪︎The Legend of Zelda (1986)

▪︎Predator (1987)

▪︎Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

▪︎Red Dwarf (1988)

▪︎The Gods of Eden (1989)

▪︎Moontrap (1989)

▪︎Spriggan (1989)

▪︎Total Recall (1990)

▪︎Babylon 5 (1993)

▪︎The X-Files (1993)

▪︎Stargate (1994)

▪︎Neon Genesis Evangelion (1994)

▪︎Fingerprints of the Gods (1995)

▪︎Encounter with Tiber (1996)

▪︎Final Fantasy (1997)

▪︎Earth: Final Conflict (1997)

▪︎The Fifth Element (1997)

▪︎Space Island One (1998)

▪︎Naked Pictures of Famous People (1998)

▪︎Dilbert (1999)

▪︎Futurama (1999)

▪︎Star Ancestors (2000)

▪︎Mission to Mars (2000)

▪︎Halo (2001)

▪︎Ice Age (2002)

▪︎Alien vs. Predator (2004)

▪︎The Orion Zone (2007)

▪︎Mass Effect (2007)

▪︎Assassin's Creed (2007)

▪︎Outlander (2008)

▪︎Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

▪︎Marvel Cinematic Universe (2008)

▪︎Spore (2008)

▪︎Knowing (2009)

▪︎The Fourth Kind (2009)

▪︎Ancient Aliens (2009)

▪︎Borderlands (2009)

▪︎The Great Airship of 1897 (2010)

▪︎Dark Void (2010)

▪︎The Ancient Alien Question (2011)

▪︎Cowboys and Aliens (2011)

▪︎Battle: Los Angeles (2011)

▪︎Paul (2011)

▪︎John Carter (2012)

▪︎Prometheus (2012)

▪︎Iron Sky (2012)

▪︎Man of Steel (2013)

▪︎Beyond the Sky (2018)

▪︎Resident Alien (2021)

▪︎Moonfall (2022)

▪︎Prey (2022)

▪︎65 (2023)

[tawneybel]

There’s a bunch of people theorizing the lady Klowns are mutated aliens they snagged, i.e. human women- so just imagine how it would go becoming a Klownette(some people call them that) and some of the Killer Klowns just having all sorts of fun-

Before there were Juggalettes, there were… Klownettes. 

Yeah, I’ve seen that theory. Personally, my transformation k!nk does not involve me undergoing clownification (or Klownification); I’m just trying to get cream-pied by a Klown or two or three. Or a whole troupe. 

(Actually, it might be kind of cool to change cup size at will…)

[misanthropicvampire]

1, 4, 11, 19, 23, 28, 30

1. on a scale of 1-10, how spooky am I?

I broke the meter

4. favourite spooky movie?

I'm taking 'spooky' as meaning not really horror but has the vibe? for that category I'll always go with the craft, witches of eastwick, elvira: mistress of the dark, little shop of horros, and killer klowns from outer space

11. favourite halloween candy?

I honestly have never liked candy, the flavours are too chemical for me, feels like my teeth are rotting down. the only candy that I've liked the flavour of has been rhubarb custards. as for chocolate bars, I was the only person on the planet that enjoyed bounties apparently. I can't fucking stand anything caramel, toffee or fudge

19. what's the soundtrack for my fall?

please, enjoy

23. have I ever smashed pumpkins?

if this means pumpkin bowling then yes, and it was a disaster. it must have taken weeks to get the flesh out of the patio

28. do I believe in ghosts?

yes, though not in the traditional or scientific theory way. I think that if you believe in souls, which I do, ghosts are a logical step. like background radiation once the house has burned down

30. diy costumes or store bought?

I only properly dressed up for halloween before highschool and so used it as an excuse to dress as goth as possible...by a ten year old's standards. so they were diy, but less a particular monster and more me making tears in jumpsuits and putting on morticia wigs

[clown-yeen]

Heyo

I’m coming from what I am predicting to be a mass Twitter exodus, Female Presenting Nipple Boogalo. Still don’t fully know how Tumblr works, but I’m sure here anyway. I don’t know how this site properly works or what to properly do, but I’m gonna info dump about who I am and what I like and you’re coming along for the ride nerd: Nicknames: Clown, Yeen, Clown Yeen, Yeen Clown, Clowny Yeen, Splat, Splatty, and Spicy Splattarino

Gender: MtF Trans Woman

Pronouns: She/her honk/honk

Age: 20

What am I: A dumb clown who can’t get her fill of Clown Antics

What I like in this god forsaken world (Also known as my hyperfixation dump):

Clowns Furries Clown Furries Furry Clowns Pie Pie Pie Did I say Pie? Pie now in someone’s face Splatting Toons with Pie Slapstick Cartoons Classic Cartoons Toony Toons The Disney Afternoon Block is my dorky religion DuckTales Darkwing Duck Looney Tunes The Beagle Boys The Beagle Boys again this time for 2017 The Tumblebums being a matchmade in Heaven of Clowns and Beagle Boys Collecting Plushies and dropping my life savings just to get cute ones BEING THE PLUSHIE Star Fox Hanna-Barbera Pokémon Digimon Magical Girl Shows because I’ve dreamt I was a magical girl since I was 14 and I won’t let the flame die Sonic in theory, but failing in concept Animal Crossing

And now some dumb peering into personality fun facts:

Favorite Movie: Who Framed Roger Rabbit Favorite TV Show: DuckTales (2017) If you forced me away from animation what would I watch: Cheesy or bad sitcoms and campy horror flicks Favorite Horror Movie: Killer Klowns From Outer Space Favorite Colors: Cotton candy blue and cotton candy pink Favorite Song: atm my main Spotify Playlist has 5,888 songs on it so likely one of them take a guess Favorite Pokémon: Popplio Favorite Digimon: The entirety of Terriermon’s and Lopmon’s main lines Favorite Villager: I would for Pietro Animal Crossing First Crush: The first time my gray aromantic ass felt romance was because of Bugs Bunny and he’s still a crush since it’s rare as hell for my doofy self to do that Favorite Pokémon Type: Fairy Favorite Food: Pie, as long as it’s to be thrown and if not Sushi

And this concludes my info dump feel free to interact or message me if you share any of my interest or just want to listen to the village idiot ranting about cartoons n clowns :o3

[anissapierce]

In my rewatch of killer klowns i realized tht my memory inflated one theory above all else even though it's literally a one second line amongst other theories. In fact i remembered there being more so i guess i imagined up more. Anyway i do believe that the klowns were on earth in the past And clowns were based on them mostly bc this town has three circus/clown themed businesses which yes is there for visual cohesion but its fun to think abt

[shadowmaat]

Killer Klowns

Every time the clowns climb out of the sewer to honk about the evils of AO3, folks patiently explain back the facts of reality and point out that public libraries have a lot of "objectionable" material, too, and no one's bothering them.

Except they are. Libraries are being attacked and their "objectionable" material removed with (il)legal threats being pushed at them. Coincidence? Probably, but it's an ominous one.

Sure, libraries have always faced threats for stuff like this (the Banned Books campaign exists for a reason, after all), but now lawmakers are ignoring both their constituents and the actual laws in order to carry out their agendas. I can't help wondering if the anti-AO3 clowns realize that they're in the same warship as the racist, sexist, queerphobic old men (and women) attempting to destroy some of our freedoms and dehumanize certain groups of people. Hell, some of them even wear the same greasepaint.

"Oh, I'm not against queer content," the clowns assure us, "just the immoral and illegal stuff!"

Except it's a very short step from objecting to things like rape and pedophilia to objecting to queer identities and critical race theory. Hell, they're even using the same language. It's all about "think of the children!" and implications that the people writing this "immoral" content are a bunch of pedophiles looking to groom children into their wicked, wicked ways.

It's the same rotten cream pie, and they're splattering everyone with it without caring about accuracy. Someone needs to let the tigers out of their cages to deal with this problem before it's too late.

[skanque-bombyx]

For the ask game: april / apples / daffodil / favorites / picnic / striking / zoo! Answer as many as you'd like :o) !!

I'll answer aLL of them, including the duplicates because I always forget to say somthing lmao

Here we fukkin gO~

April - what’s your favorite time of the year?

Autumn by leaps and bounds! I'm a basic bitch, I like chilly weather, warm socks and halloween in the air! (I miss seeing TREES Texas sucks so much ass)

Apples - favorite fruit?

Grapes, tangerines and cherries! And you can't go wrong with green apples .3.

Daffodil -  do you like to garden?

In theory, yes, in practice I don't have the time, space or talent xD

Did u know "daffodil" is one of Bender's top words of all time? Makes sense when you take his personality into account (wOOOAAAAH)

I'm determined to at least try this spring ;.; Maybe some shady plants since my place is dark and... shady.

Favorites - what’s your favorite show, movie, and book?

In no particular order:

Shows - Futurama, Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall

Movies - Jurassic Park, Gremlins, Return of the Living Dead, An American Werewolf in London, Evil Dead 2, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, The Crow, Bambi (also Fantasia but certain deleted scenes kind ooooof booted it off the top list :' ] ) , Encanto

Book - Pet Sematary, Rose Madder, The Black Gryphon, Honestly I haven't sat down and read an actual novel in a long time because my attention span dIED somewhere between high school and now 8(

Gotta pick up more audio books

Picnic - describe your ideal spring afternoon.

I like going to the emptiest park and just sitting on the swing for like, two hours. Oo, also, the zoo and amusement park start opening up in spring so that too!

Striking - what’s your favorite color?

My top three will always be Mardi Gras/ Disney Villain green, dark dark purple and soft rose quartz pink!

Gonna go back to having that shade of pink in my hair because it's rlly a nice color for me ;.;

Zoo - what’s your favorite animal?

Ooo ooo it's impossible to say, I really just go through phases? When I was a kid it was bats, then tigers, foxes, then spiders, now it's deer and crows!

the love never goes away, I still really like all of these animals ;.; there are too many cool ones!

I want to pet a squid.

[americanphysco]

top 5 creatures. interpret that as you wish

5. ghosts. I love ghosts in theory but most paranormal movies fall flat for me :( there's a few exceptions of course but still.

4. aliens. love when movies are like here's our spooky creature from space, especially when the movies are old and low budget. killer klowns from outerspace this ones for you babygirl.

3. witches. the craft my beloved. but no like witchcraft is so important to me I love witch movies I love seeing witches in movies i love when witches are not the villain but a hero or a morally gray antagonist or especially just a kid!! god!!

2. vampires. I'm not immune to the charm of a good vampire movie.

1. werewolves. there's so much you can do w the concept of lycanthropy and its use as a vehicle for a greater theme/message but I feel like there's so few good pieces of werewolf media. idk man I have a lot of thoughts on werewolves. theyre so fascinating to me. watch ginger snaps. read the jughead the hunger novelization. it's about having a monster as a true form...

[poppythewitcher]

SPN hell binge Episode 1

Yippe kayay Mother Fuckers, Let’s do this! (edited in the morning or grammar)

Should I watch the recap?

Is that cheating?

I mean It’ll set up the season?

But it it cheating?

Like I’m supposed to get context like when you start a comic half way through

I’m gonna watch the recap just cause I know I won’t even understand that

Aw the cw logo, lets you know you’re getting into some shit

oooo decapitations

what how many of them are there

their voices don’t sound like I imagined

Fuck i kinda forgot Jeffery Dean Morgan was in this

You expect me to take these fuckers seriously where their father, the root of their daddy issues, is Denny fucking Duquette

I’m still confused who the fuck is Jack

I think he’s the antichrist

Listen the practical FXs tho

why is half the recap just a zombie fight

is this the beginning of the this episode or like the end of the last?

oh wait it was the last

listen I get continuity but the fucking font the credits are in makes me want to die

Gay angel can commune with the dead that’s nice

Why did they think that flimsy ass thing will hold the door

“He said welcome to the end what does that mean” the network is finally pulling the plug on this shit show

i love the casual discussion of smiting

I relate to dean in that I too have daddy issues and hate sky-daddy

Is Sam the only function one on this show?

Nope he let the zombies into the crypt

oooops the antichrist is awake

oh its a demon not the antichrist

demon with fashion sense

a demon talking about being a demon the way I talk about working at Starbucks

I like how Sam’s like yeah Cas, give your blood to the minimum wage demon who just met that is currently inhabiting the body of some kid we all really cared about

Nothing could go wrong with that

wait what that fucking worked

how did the minimum wage demon fix God’s mess

okay random teens because horror tropes of violence against young “stupid” women who are just enjoying their lives because it’s easier to enjoy the thing when the male gaze and patriarchal culture not only fetishizes violence against women but it makes the horror easier to watch because it’s not as scary when the victim is a vapid and brainless teenage girl, thus making the male viewer feel secure because his ego tells him that he is stronger and smarter than these weak female and therefore would not fall victim to the monster even though that makes no sense in this context when their main demographic is gen-z girls,gay and theys.

also who gave the camera to the guy with hand tremor what was that shaking

When you have to kill a character but the actor still needs to pay the bills

are they literally just gonna spend the whole season tracking down runaway ghosts this is gonna be worse than I thought

Like is that really Jensen Ackles’s voice is doesn’t sound real

ooo spooky car crash

Wait woman in white wasn’t that the fucking pilot i watched that

oh god really all the fucking monsters of the week are back fuck me what have I gotten myself into

Why is this show trying to be a fucking 80s horror movie now we have a poor housewife and her daughter being haunted by ghosts really

and its not just that its the cinematography and the lighting like the whole fucking mise en scen

its a fun aesthteic but goddamn did they really milk 15 season out of this shit? did anyone actually watch after season 12?

motherfucker a killer clown wow

Like I feel like they’re making they’re voices deeper on purpose

I’m sorry what in the living fuck is this dumb ass FBI shirt that Sam is wearing that does not look real you are not fooling anyone honey has this really been your shtick for 15 fucking years and you look like THAT holy fucking hell it genuinely looks like the costume department is barely trying

Mr. Trench coat honestly looks more believable

wait is minimum wage demon a neanderthal

And he;s hitting on one half or the queer baiting wonder twins great

Minimum wage demon: “who was he”

me: “wouldn’t we all like to know”

I mean me. I would like to know thank you minimum wage demon for getting me this info

So he’s they’re kid that’s nice

Wait

So the queer baiting wonder twins had a FUCKING CHILD TOGETHER

holy fuck they weren’t kidding this really is hell

the blood stains are really good like a little bright for being old dried blood but still the practical FX slaps and I’m already starting to think that’s the show’s one redeeming quality

That child is defffffff possessed

This thing is giving me flashbacks to early quarantine when my ex made me watch killer klowns for outer space on Netflix party would not reccomend

I mean I wouldn’t reccomend this either but

Who’s Rowena

Why is the angle that low and harsh on the minimum wage demon being a fan boy like really why

Why is it a dutch too

I just want to talk to the cinematographer and see if he’s okay

Like It went to a stand eye level over the shoulder and then nack to the super harsh low dutch what’s going on

Also Who’s Micheal

Like Micheal the angel?

Is Micheal an angel? idk

why does Cas readily hand out the info that he’s an angel

Sam shot god and honestly fucking mood

is it just Sam or does every one get fucked up if they try to hurt sky-daddy cause that’s kind of a dick move

I feel like I’m supposed to recognize the MILF in white but I haven’t seen the show so IDK

What’s with the whole human sacrifice heart thing like is that standard here

I thought they were going door to door they literally only went to the one house

the killer klown from outer space is back and he has friends

I love how Cas is just like offend and exasperated over being shot

and then just fucking La Llorona makes an appearance

are the spell in fucking Latin on this show

this is why I’m a Witcher stan like at least Sapkowski’s creative an used a different dying language

why does Sam have to stay be hind like in theory they could just sprint

and he picked up the kid he’s like the one functional one here

Sam just told the killer klown from outer space to shut up and honestly same

I have 5 minutes left and it feel like it’s been an eternity

how many times have they been uncomfortably thanked by a little girl on this show cause I feel like the answer is too many

Why is the pie man such a bitch to his husband like way to press against the whole queer baiting wonder twins thing we get it you’re uncomfortable with your character’s repressed bisexuality please maybe chill you made the gay angel sad

even the minimum wage demon gets it

that looks infected

oh yeah dean’s oldest daughter syndrome is back that’s nice

I feel like I see the appeal of this show and how it could be good but then it went to hell

Wait are they actually god now what the fuck

like is this whole season just some Nietzsche bullshit okay

why does dean say just you and me? You also have a gay angel and a minimum wage demon

Final thoughts: I’m going to bed. I’ll do more tomorrow. This really is a dumpster fire. What have I gotten myself into

[kryptoniteheadcanons]

Thoughts on Killer Klown’s From Outer Space

- The music in this movie slaps. 

- The two main characters (can’t recall their names) are pretty forgettable here, they’re kind of an after thought. 

- I like the design of the clowns,  they’re not exactly scary i’d say, but they are nice

- That being said, how is it that the clown’s managed to get all of those people without one of them hitting them in the nose? 

- oh, the dramatic irony of the line “you’re not gonna make a dummy out of me’ 

- the fact that the Terenzi Brother’s actually survive is absolutely stupid and ridiculous

- I know that the sequel’s been shelved and unshelved, and just generally in development hell for like 20 years now but I really hope some day it gets a sequel. Hopefully a good one. 

- I would like to see theories on how the Clown’s reproduce. They might have females, but they also were capturing human women in balloons....

- If I was that store clerk, I probably would have called the police after like, the 3rd or 4th time I told the weird thing to stop and it didn’t. 

Sorry it’s kind of short this time. 

[kaspie-going-krazy]

By the way chubby checks if the cocoon is ripe we can tell what the ripening process generally is. He sniffs the cocoon indicating a change in smell, he squeezes it and knocks on it indicating that the cacoon changes in density or texture. When he knocks on it it sounds hard. I think the cacoons harden as time goes on. From soft cotton candy to a pop rock type texture on the interior with cotton candy remaining on the outside.

[futa69]

You're already a fan of the ancient astronaut theory.

Here's a list of books, movies, TV shows, and video games featuring ancient astronauts. (revised)

▪︎Edison's Conquest of Mars (1898)

▪︎The Call of Cthulhu (1926)

▪︎Analog Science Fiction and Fact (1930)

▪︎At the Mountains of Madness (1931)

▪︎Childhood's End (1953)

▪︎Forbidden Planet (1956)

▪︎Quartermass and the Pit (1958)

▪︎The Twilight Zone (1959)

▪︎The Sirens of Titan (1959)

▪︎The Flintstones (1960)

▪︎Doctor Who (1963)

▪︎Hercules Against the Moon Men (1964)

▪︎Known Space (1964)

▪︎Star Trek (1966)

▪︎2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

▪︎Chariots of the Gods (1968)

▪︎The Bible & Flying Saucers (1968)

▪︎Horror Express (1972)

▪︎Rendezvous with Rama (1973)

▪︎Land of the Lost (1974)

▪︎The Spaceships of Ezekiel (1974)

▪︎The Outer Space Connection (1975)

▪︎Space: 1999 (1975)

▪︎The Sirius Mystery (1976)

▪︎The Earth Chronicles (1976)

▪︎Star Wars (1977)

▪︎Mysteries of the Gods (1977)

▪︎Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

▪︎The Manna Machine (1978)

▪︎Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

▪︎Battlestar Galactica (1978)

▪︎Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1978)

▪︎Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979)

▪︎Alien (1979)

▪︎Hangar 18 (1980)

▪︎Valis (1981)

▪︎The Thing (1982)

▪︎Xevious (1982)

▪︎Super Dimension Fortress Macross (1982)

▪︎The Transformers (1984)

▪︎Cocoon (1985)

▪︎Bio Booster Armor Guyver (1985)

▪︎The Legend of Zelda (1986)

▪︎Predator (1987)

▪︎Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

▪︎Red Dwarf (1988)

▪︎The Gods of Eden (1989)

▪︎Moontrap (1989)

▪︎Spriggan (1989)

▪︎Total Recall (1990)

▪︎Babylon 5 (1993)

▪︎The X-Files (1993)

▪︎Stargate (1994)

▪︎Neon Genesis Evangelion (1994)

▪︎Fingerprints of the Gods (1995)

▪︎Encounter with Tiber (1996)

▪︎Final Fantasy (1997)

▪︎Earth: Final Conflict (1997)

▪︎The Fifth Element (1997)

▪︎Space Island One (1998)

▪︎Naked Pictures of Famous People (1998)

▪︎Dilbert (1999)

▪︎Futurama (1999)

▪︎Star Ancestors (2000)

▪︎Mission to Mars (2000)

▪︎Halo (2001)

▪︎Ice Age (2002)

▪︎Alien vs. Predator (2004)

▪︎The Orion Zone (2007)

▪︎Mass Effect (2007)

▪︎Assassin's Creed (2007)

▪︎Outlander (2008)

▪︎Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

▪︎Marvel Cinematic Universe (2008)

▪︎Spore (2008)

▪︎Knowing (2009)

▪︎The Fourth Kind (2009)

▪︎Ancient Aliens (2009)

▪︎Borderlands (2009)

▪︎The Great Airship of 1897 (2010)

▪︎Dark Void (2010)

▪︎The Ancient Alien Question (2011)

▪︎Cowboys and Aliens (2011)

▪︎Battle: Los Angeles (2011)

▪︎Paul (2011)

▪︎John Carter (2012)

▪︎Prometheus (2012)

▪︎Iron Sky (2012)

▪︎DC Extended Universe (2013)

▪︎Jupiter Ascending (2015)

▪︎The Great Wall (2016)

▪︎Life (2017)

▪︎Beyond the Sky (2018)

▪︎Resident Alien (2021)

▪︎Moonfall (2022)

▪︎Prey (2022)

▪︎65 (2023)

[killmrdarcy]

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Halloween Horror Nights 28 chat| Jack theory | Speculation map | Killer Klowns & Chucky!

[moviesandgroovies-blog]

New Year’s Resolutions and Old Tumblr Renovations...

So I just saw that I had this old blog thing from quite a while ago. A lot has passed since then and I thought I’d be able to review movies more often back then than I really was capable of. However, with the advent of MoviePass ($9.99 a month for one free movie a day, where the average movie ticket is close to $15? Sign my ass up!), I’ve suddenly been reinvigorated with the love of the cinema, and hot off the heels of Star Wars: The Last Jedi, finally caving and buying the blu-ray box set, and rewatching The Phantom Menace in beautiful- but in no way improving the quality of the film- HD video, I’ve decided to revisit this old blog, laden in MS Paint art, and try to talk as best as I can about one of my favorite hobbies, movie-going.

Now in bringing this blog back, it’d probably be best to fill it with something. Something worth talking about? Meh. Probably not. But what’s worth talking about anymore? Politics? F&$k that! Let’s talk about movies and stuff! More specifically, horror movies. Horror movies and I have a love/hate relationship. On one hand, some of my favorite movies of all time are horror movies. Alien is a sci-fi classic, starring a strong female lead, which paved the way for powerful, action-oriented ladies in film. The Thing is a slow-burn, paranoia-filled roller coaster of long, character building, trust-challenging scenes followed immediately by these insane, gory segments that are so visually... gross? But like cool-gross. Those along with classics such as The Ring, Antichrist, and Cat In The Hat make for a frightening night for any movie fan. However, I find that beside the few amazing horror movies I enjoy, most of the one’s I’ve seen I enjoy for the schlock value.

For those who are unaware what “schlock” is, schlock is a term used for cheesy or corny elements in movies. One great example of schlocky horror is the cult-classic Killer Klowns From Outer Space. That movie oozes schlock with its goofy clown costumes, silly effects, and deaths that you have to ask whether or not they were played for laughs. Now, because I have seen so many schlocky horror movies- the most recent one that comes to mind is last year’s Don’t Breathe- I decided to broaden my horizons and seek out some of the best of the best in the horror genre.

And so that brings us to the point of this post. I came across a list of the so-called 50 best horror movies of all time, thanks to Esquire, which I’ve linked at the bottom of this essay. Some of the movies I’ve seen before, and agree are among the best such as the aforementioned Alien as well as Scream and the wonderful foreign film Audition. Some I have seen before and completely disagree. Strangers comes to mind as a film that had a lot of potential in theory, however completely falls apart in execution due to it’s reliance on cat-scares and an overall Idiot Plot. Among these films however are some I have not seen and some that I have not even heard of. So in the following weeks of 2018 I shall embark on a journey, going down the list of the 50 Best Horror Movies Of All Time, according to Esquire, and maybe, just maybe maybe I’ll find a new favorite horror movie, or even a favorite movie in general. Or maybe I should have saved this idea for halloween...

Esquire’s 50 Best Horror Movies of All Time: http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/g3383/best-horror-movies-of-all-time/

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long paranormal stuff under the cut

there’s a theory that men in black, black eyed kids, scary clowns and phantom social workers could all be the same thing, a kind shape-changing emotional parasite (scep) that changes its form depends on the fears of a place and time, and they feed on the fear of the people they scare.

i mean, you never actually hear of people actually being hurt by any of those encounters, do you? obviously, there are cases where it’s a person dressed up, like that idiot clown in doncaster who i actually know, or john wayne gacy, who was a murderer who happened to be a clown by trade. but that’s not evidence against the existence of specs, of course.

we know that some crop circles are made by humans, for various reasons. but that isn’t proof that there aren’t crop circles caused by an unknown source, but actually the opposite! human-made crop circles are made using a simple device made of a wooden board and some rope, and the crops are squashed down. however! there are also many cases of crop circles with no known perpetrator, where the stalks of the crops have been bent in an unnatrual manner, as if the stalks had been made soft, before being bent and re-hardened.

by the same note, we can contrast cases like john wayne gacy and “the donny klown” as being evidence in favour of sceps, by the ways in which they differ from other cases: jwg killed lots of people, and just happened to earn a living as a clown. the donny klown is a former drug dealer, wannabe local politician, and general all-round weirdo, who got caught and had his identity revealed (and was banned from wearing a mask in public). “killer clown” cases, however have no murders or even actual assaults linked to them, nor do mibs, black eyed kids or phantom social workers. people encounter them, get scared (sometimes even traumatised) and then either a victim will suffer a few more attacks, or nver hear from them again. either way, at some point, the spec will disappear without a trace, with no known motive or identity.