#kimi/sebastian

[f1-disaster-bi]

²⁸⁾ “i can’t walk in there dressed like this- in your clothes!”

Red Bull Seb wearing Lotus Kimi's team gear?

"My top is ruined!" Sebastian sounded panicked as he held the top in question in his hands. He was still shirtless, eyebrows drawn together in frustration but Kimi couldn't help but grin a little. Sebastian just looked extremly pretty post-sex. His hair was still a mess. His cheeks flushed, and eyes sparkling a little as he looked at the marks on his navy Red Bull issued team shirt. Kimi probably could have been a little more careful when he'd been getting Sebastian off, but he was a little busy trying to quiten Sebastian's moans. The walls of his drivers room were thin, and he didn't need anyone overhearing them. "How am I meant to go back out there?", Sebastian continued, pouting a little despite the glare he gave Kimi, "I have a strat meeting in ten" Kimi just shrugged for a moment. As Sebastian grumbled, Kimi got up. He rummaged around in his bag for a few minutes before pulling out a random top and throwing at the other. "Here" Kimi replied before he pressed a kiss to Sebastian's still pink cheek, "Wear that" Sebastian smiled for a second before he unfolded the t-shirt and then started to frown. "I can't walk out of here in this!", Sebastian spluttered, cheeks going a little more red now, "This is your shirt!" Kimi just smirked, hands going to Sebastian's hips to pull him close. "Yeah, and you should wear it for me"

[sambirb]

17. “My love, you look pale. Come sit down, I’ll take your blood pressure and listen to your heart.” – Simi because this is one of my favorites and I think it fits them. ❤

Okay! Here we go <3 some little fun mentions in this.

Kimi was a godsend. An absolute fucking godsend. Sebastian wanted to marry him and have him around forever.

Kimi was the best. Ever.

Sebastian had thought he'd never find anyone who would understand his heartbeat kink. He had thought he would have to keep it hidden forever. Keep silent. Keep sush. No one would ever understand it. Would they?

And then along came Kimi Raikkonen.

Kimi who had found out about Sebastian's kink and had been absolutely supportive of it.

Kimi who had bought him a top of the range stethoscope and blood pressure cuff when he had retired from Formula One.

Yeah. He was gonna marry Kimi.

The man in question had told him to wait in their bedroom. It was date night and instead of going out to dinner, Kimi had requested they stay at home instead. Kimi had cooked a rather delicious steak dinner and they had shared a rather nice bottle of wine. It had been rather lovely and Sebastian had found he didn't miss going out. This was just as good.

And now Kimi had asked him to wait in the bedroom, requesting him to have his shirt off and to only wear his boxers. He didn't know what the Finn was up to, but he had the feeling he would enjoy it.

When Kimi finally appears, Sebastian's breath catches in his throat.

Kimi is in scrubs. SCRUBS. Sebastian's favourite Littmann stethoscope was around his neck and a white lab coat completed the look. Sebastian has to hide his laughter that on the front of the lab coat were the words 'Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital'

(Kimi knew Sebastian loved Grey's Anatomy. He just hadn't expected Kimi to use it for THIS.)

"Ah, there you are my love. You look pale. Make yourself comfortable, I'll take your blood pressure and listen to your heart." Kimi tells him, showing him the blood pressure device in his hands.

Sebastian swallows thickly and lays back on the bed. "I do feel rather shaky." The words come out in a whisper and Kimi sends him a wonderful crooked grin.

"I can see. I'll just get settled and we'll start, hm?" Kimi asks as he sets the blood pressure monitor on the bedside table. "Give me your arm?"

Sebastian does so and Kimi places the cuff on his arm and presses the button on the monitor. The cuff starts to tighten and Sebastian keeps still so Kimi can get a good reading.

When the cuff goes down Kimi reads the result and then hums. "Blood pressure looks good. Let's take a listen to your heart."

Kimi gets out the stethoscope and puts the ear pieces in his ears. He gently places the diaphragm on Sebastian's chest and hums softly. "Your heart is racing."

"How fast?" Sebastian whispers, licking his lips.

Kimi lifts his arm to look at his watch and he silently starts counting the beats. It makes Sebastian feel a wave of affectionate love for his boyfriend.

"106." Kimi hums and then he smirks. "You want my prognosis?"

Sebastian nods softly, breathing heavily.

"I think we can make your heart go much much quicker. What do you say?" Kimi asks in a low tone, moving until he's straddling him with the chest piece of the stethoscope hovering over his chest where his heart is already beating faster.

"Yes, Doctor." Sebastian breathes out and Kimi claims his lips in a deep kiss.

Oh he's so gonna fucking marry this guy.

[sambirb]

I'm doing my part. Vote Simi!

Group A: Semifinal

[formulaheart]

something about george russell being hyperaware and vocal about track safety for himself and other drivers even if it slows him down, something about fernando giving franco colapinto advice his first week in, the mclaren boys continuing to be happy with each other even when the team screws them over, hamilton reminding motorsports spectators and competitors alike that kimi antonelli is still just a kid after all and has a long way to go, max and charles congratulating each other after almost every race even when one of them gets a win and the other gets something like their worst drive of the season, alex and oscar defending logan sargeant as having so much untapped potential even if hes no longer racing, pierre and seb going out of their way every year to honor drivers who have passed, esteban ocon going out of his way to welcome new drivers to the grid, kmag fighting tooth and nail to get nico hulkenberg one point, nico rosberg shredding team principals with poor team treatment on live television

f1 is gonna be okay

[annewithaneofthegreengable]

Kinktober masterlist

welcome to my very first kinktober! buckle up and enjoy the ride!

THE FIRST ONE IS OUT NOW!!! CHECK MY BLOG FOR IT!!!

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1st — phone sex, Lando Norris

2nd — choking, Lewis Hamilton

3rd — quickie, Toto Wolff

4th — cockwarming, Max Verstappen

5th — virginity loss, Charles Leclerc

6th — love bite/ marking/ vampire!AU, Oscar Piastri

7th — face fucking, Carlos Sainz

8th — almost getting caught/ public sex, Sebastian Vettel

9th — size difference, George Russell

10th — breeding kink, Mark Webber

11th — mutual masturbation, Jenson Button

12th — face sitting, Lewis Hamilton

13th — mommy kink, Max Verstappen

14th — wax play, Toto Wolff

15th — keeping quiet, Peter Bonnington

16th — toys, Lando Norris

17th — lingerie, Fernando Alonso

18th — role play, Sebastian Vettel

19th — 69ing, Oscar Piastri

20th — cock worship, Jenson Button

21st — stripper, Toto Wolff

22nd — hate fucking, Max Verstappen

23rd — double penetration, Lewis - Charles

24th — thigh riding, Kimi Räikkönen

25th — humiliation, Mark Webber

26th — food play, Carlos Sainz

27th — your choice, 

28th — heels, Lando Norris

29th — praise kink, Charles Leclerc

30th — blindfold, Nico Rosberg

31st — nipple play/ lactation kink, Max Verstappen

[thorsonoflesbians]

for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end

[racingghost]

"Him and I were meant to be, Michael!"

Naive and extroverted RBR Seb and infamously anti-social, giver-of-no-shits except that one time with Pelé Kimi. Somehow they made it work.

🚩+🐂 = ❤️

[pitstoplexi]

Remembering these gems/also fuck the new fia rules

[astonmartinii]

other side of the moon masterlist

pairing: fem retired formula one driver reader x ??? fem retired formula one driver reader x platonic!kimi antonelli

y/n y/ln once broke boundaries in formula 1, becoming the first female driver to win a race, but after a career ending injury, the sport she gave everything to turned it’s back on her. with a stacked rookie class for 2025 and an offer to get back into the sport she once loved, will she leave for good or give it one more chance?

chapter one: an offer you can refuse

years of solitude has led y/n y/ln down a dark path following her career-ending injury in 2022 but one rookie seems dead set on bringing her back into the fray

chapter two: a dutchman and an italian in london

y/n still has a decision to make, maybe a little visit can sway her vote

chapter three: home away from home

back in monaco for the first time after the crash, y/n reckons with ghosts from the past and the uncertain future.

interlude: a tango in barcelona

dancing around her teammate on and off track, y/n looks to boogie her troubles away.

chapter four: matchstick men

the cocktail party is fun while it lasts, late guests throw y/n’s decision into question but also show her just who she’s a mentor to.

chapter five: enter stage left

one big car launch with every driver in attendance - what can go wrong?

chapter six: fireproof

loading...

[disneyprincemuke]

the math homework problem * fem!driver

the rookie needs help with some math homework to stay in the scene and there is only one person around here who could help him

pairings: sebastian vettel x fem!driver, logan sargeant x fem!driver, george russell x fem!driver, kimi antonelli x fem!driver, max verstappen x fem!driver

notes: whoa noelle actually remembered rocky's existence? that's crazy

(series masterlist) | (📂 2025: fall from grace)

“math homework?” george raises an eyebrow as he looks down at his rookie. “you’re still in school?”

kimi presses his lips together, nodding. he drops his head and avoids the older driver’s judgemental gaze. “yeah. do you think you can help me later on?” he asks softly. he scratches the back of his neck and looks up. “come on. please?”

george blinks. “mate.”

the back of the truck is starting to get crowded, drivers like max and oscar hopping on as they engage in conversation. kimi notices this and takes a step closer to george, clearly embarrassed at his predicament.

he’d been so caught up with his first race weekend that he’d completely forgotten about his math homework.

“i’m serious,” kimi frowns. “it’s the only condition i had to fulfil to be able to drive in f1 this year.”

george is barely a graduate himself — why is his rookie asking for his help, exactly? george appreciates that his rookie thinks so highly of him. however, it’s just the wrong person to depend on academically. “finish your homework every weekend?”

“yeah, and keep my grades decent,” kimi admits through gritted teeth, “and i can’t do that if i’m barely keeping up with my math homework.”

george purses his lips. surely, there’s someone here that could help with said math homework. but who, exactly? he lifts his head and scans the back of the bus, thinking… and thinking…

“max!” george calls out, before he quickly beckons the dutch over to where he is. “i’ve got a question.”

max exchanges a worried stare with oscar as they cut their conversation short, before he walks over to george. “i swear if you called me over to show your rookie a fight-”

“kimi needs help with his math homework.”

kimi sighs, dropping his head low in embarrassment. sure, he is the youngest on the grid. but not more people need to know about his struggles with math.

“ah, mate,” max hisses as he shakes his head. “i’m not your guy for that.”

he turns around and beckons oscar over to where they stand. “oscar, we need your help.”

oscar hums curiously as he sips on his water bottle. “sure, what is it?”

“math homework,” george simply says as he points at the younger driver now pulling his jacket up to cover his flushed cheeks.

the smile on oscar’s face drops. “you’re still in school?”

“yes, i am. thank you for pointing that out,” kimi grimaces. “seriously? surrounded by 3 men who can’t help me with math homework?”

the longer they surround him, the harder he finds it to believe that not one person amongst them can offer him any aid. it’s just high school math. it might even be easier if they gave him a simple ‘no’.

“i used to get suspended for skipping homework for races,” oscar frowns. “i’m sorry, i’m not your guy for said math homework.”

“math homework?” logan pops up behind oscar, tilting his head. “that’s easy-”

“he will bring your average down,” oscar mutters.

logan rolls his eyes. “not me,” logan grins. he puffs his chest. “i know just the person who can help you with that.”

“sure, let’s let more people know that i’m bad at math!” kimi feigns a cheer, pumping his fists into the air. “should we get the media involved so they can tell the whole world too?”

“no,” logan scoffs, waving off the younger driver’s concerns. “trust me.”

oscar purses his lips and tilts his head. “i doubt you should trust-”

logan puts a hand up to silence oscar. he grins at kimi. “seriously. trust me.”

“oh, come on,” max calls out as he throws his hands in the air. “you can’t say no to this, can you?”

she folds her arms over her chest and nods, a wide smile on her face. “yes, i can.” she turns on her heel and starts to walk away. “watch as i do exactly that.”

kimi starts to get worried. he turns to logan, standing next to him, with a frown.

he is so going to get suspended for a weekend for not doing his homework. and god, it was the only condition for him to start racing so early, too.

he couldn’t even comply with that?

logan pats his back as he rushes forward, blocking off the young girl from straying too far from them. “he’ll buy you ice cream.”

“what?” kimi cried incredulously, arms in the air in despair. “i-”

max shakes his head, cutting kimi off. “do you want your math help or not?” kimi nods. “then be quiet.”

she raises an eyebrow as she keeps her sceptical stare on logan. “udders?”

“he’s a rookie, mate,” oscar finally steps forward, joining logan at his position. “he can’t afford to import ice cream just for you.”

she shrugs. “that’s too bad.”

she starts to walk off again. frankly, she would have helped for free. but with the past couple of weeks she’s been having, she is simply not in the mood to interact with anyone. much less relive the traumas of math homework as a full-grown adult.

it’s just not in the list of things that she wants to do this year.

“you don’t wanna see a good driver benched over homework, do you?” max tries to chase for her, grabbing her arm to gently yank her back. “come on.”

she looks over her shoulder and glances at the teen, awkwardly standing with his hands by his side. “maybe i do.”

“i did not think that would backfire at all,” max mutters under his breath. he takes a step back and sighs.

george nods, “completely understandable. have a good day, mate.”

oscar drops his head and hands in disbelief. has his best friend grown to be so cold over the winter break they spent apart?

“he’ll get you pepsi,” max calls out in a desperate attempt to get the rookie his much-needed help. the girl turns around and presses her lips together. “any soda you want.”

kimi nods frantically, a small smile spreading his lips. “any drink you want.”

she lets a moment pass. she turns around and faces kimi, chewing on the inside of her cheek. “fine. meet me at my garage later with a can of ice-cold pepsi.” she narrows her eyes and turns to start walking off once again. “i will turn you away if it’s not ice-cold.”

kimi turns to the group of older drivers. “where the hell am i going to get that?”

“i’ve got you, mate.”

— bonus

sebastian sighs, walking into the garage. he lifts his gaze from the ground and tilts his head at the sight: his driver is rocking back and forth on her seat, looking intensely at a piece of paper with a pen between her teeth.

he glances at the matt, sitting next to her, who shrugs in return.

“what are you doing, rocky?” sebastian calls out as he approaches her, eyes squinting as he tries to decipher what she’s doing. “is that-”

“kimi’s homework,” she mutters as she promptly writes something down on the paper.

sebastian gasps and opens his mouth to scold her. she waves her hand in the air to dismiss his concerns. “i’m helping solve it so i can teach him later. i’m not doing it for him.”

he audibly sighs. “okay. remember you’re paid to be a driver, not a tutor.”

“it could start to be my side hustle. you know,” she grimaces, "if the driving thing doesn't work out this year."

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[f1-disaster-bi]

I know you said the “not used to being loved” prompts scream Lando but I had an idea so sorry 😅 but could I pretty please ask for “I’m gonna hurt you. I hurt everyone. That’s what they told me” for Simi? 🥺💕

Kimi didn't understand why Sebastian was here. It was baffling to him that despite everything he had probably heard , that Sebastian had not run from him. He was used to being alone. No one ever stuck around once they heard the rumours about him. It didn't matter that they were false because everyone ust took one look at Kimi and decided that they knew him. Sebastian had been different from the moment Kimi had met him but he didn't expect this. He never expected Sebastian to stick around and become a good friend of his. It had been a pleasant change of pace but now, now Kimi knew the younger man had to be fucking with him because how could he want this? Want Kimi after everything he had heard? "You don't want this", Kimi rapsed, shaking his head as he stood up, "You should leave" Sebastian looked upset, and that was how Kimi knew everyone was right about him. He only ever hurt people. He was doing it right now. It was what he always did. "Kimi, I love you", Sebastian stated as if simply telling Kimi the sky was blue. He said it like it was a fact to be believed, "I want this. I want an us if you will have me because there is no one else in this world that makes me feel the way you do" Kimi just shook his head again and moved away from Sebastian. "No", Kimi desperately wanted to say yes but he didn't, "You don't" Sebastian stood up in frustration, arms crossed across his chest as he stared at the other. "And why not?" Kimi just looked at him and tried not to feel the way his chest was aching with the urge to just admit he wanted Sebastian too. "Because I'm gonna hurt you" Kimi admitted, "I hurt everyone. That's what they all say. I know you know it too, so stop this. Just leave, Sebastian" Sebastian didn't leave. He was a stubborn fool who pressed forward, and cupped Kimi's facce with a look of fierce determination on his own face. "I don't care what they say. I care about you and who you are", Sebastian argued, "Because that man is one I love and I know he loves me but is scared and that's okay. I am not going anywhere. I am here" With how Sebastian was staring at him, Kimi felt hope taking root in his chest because maybe he could have this. Maybe it would be okay. "I love you too"

[sambirb]

"I have 3 pups in my belly, excuse me for not being fast!" + simi (pls this is so funny to me 😭)

Have something a little comic and silly.

"Kimi slow the fuck down!"

Sebastian's irate voice makes Kimi turn round, seeing his Omega trying to dodge other shoppers in the supermarket, his rather large belly getting in the way.

Kimi waits for him with the shopping trolley, amusement in his eyes as Sebastian tries to navigate his messed up center of gravity thanks to the three pups he was carrying.

Three. Kimi swears he almost fainted when he heard the news.

Sebastian finally reaches his side, breathing hard and looking tired. "You need to slow down! I can't keep up!"

"Sebby, I wasn't even going that fast." Kimi points out. Looking so amused.

"You don't even know how lucky you are." Sebastian mutters, glaring at Kimi. "Being able to see your feet. Being able to actually move more then 1 mile an hour. This is fucking horrible."

"You wanted to be pregnant. And it worked. Times three. Not my fault." Kimi replies, trying not to laugh.

"It was your fault! You and your big-"

"Excuse me? You're in the way." A woman moves into their line of vision, wanting to get past.

"I have three pups in my belly! Excuse me for not being fast!" Sebastian snaps at the woman, causing her to sniff and barge past them both with her trolley.

Kimi growls warningly and moves after her but Sebastian puts a hand on his shoulder. "Not worth it. Let's just get what we need and go."

Kimi thinks that's rather an excellent idea.

[qerieq]

F1 10s drivers college AU

[souvenir116]

So, someone tweeted this on f1twt:

And quotes made me lose it:

🥺🥺

[stop-that-train]

It's gonna happen this week trust (delusional)

If you too need to cope with the mess that is 2025 Ferrari please do so with more of these here!

[casey-f1]

Been a while since I done one of these