#kimi/sebastian

[f1-disaster-bi]

²⁸⁾ “i can’t walk in there dressed like this- in your clothes!”

Red Bull Seb wearing Lotus Kimi's team gear?

"My top is ruined!" Sebastian sounded panicked as he held the top in question in his hands. He was still shirtless, eyebrows drawn together in frustration but Kimi couldn't help but grin a little. Sebastian just looked extremly pretty post-sex. His hair was still a mess. His cheeks flushed, and eyes sparkling a little as he looked at the marks on his navy Red Bull issued team shirt. Kimi probably could have been a little more careful when he'd been getting Sebastian off, but he was a little busy trying to quiten Sebastian's moans. The walls of his drivers room were thin, and he didn't need anyone overhearing them. "How am I meant to go back out there?", Sebastian continued, pouting a little despite the glare he gave Kimi, "I have a strat meeting in ten" Kimi just shrugged for a moment. As Sebastian grumbled, Kimi got up. He rummaged around in his bag for a few minutes before pulling out a random top and throwing at the other. "Here" Kimi replied before he pressed a kiss to Sebastian's still pink cheek, "Wear that" Sebastian smiled for a second before he unfolded the t-shirt and then started to frown. "I can't walk out of here in this!", Sebastian spluttered, cheeks going a little more red now, "This is your shirt!" Kimi just smirked, hands going to Sebastian's hips to pull him close. "Yeah, and you should wear it for me"

[wolfsbanesbite]

17. “My love, you look pale. Come sit down, I’ll take your blood pressure and listen to your heart.” – Simi because this is one of my favorites and I think it fits them. ❤

Okay! Here we go <3 some little fun mentions in this.

Kimi was a godsend. An absolute fucking godsend. Sebastian wanted to marry him and have him around forever.

Kimi was the best. Ever.

Sebastian had thought he'd never find anyone who would understand his heartbeat kink. He had thought he would have to keep it hidden forever. Keep silent. Keep sush. No one would ever understand it. Would they?

And then along came Kimi Raikkonen.

Kimi who had found out about Sebastian's kink and had been absolutely supportive of it.

Kimi who had bought him a top of the range stethoscope and blood pressure cuff when he had retired from Formula One.

Yeah. He was gonna marry Kimi.

The man in question had told him to wait in their bedroom. It was date night and instead of going out to dinner, Kimi had requested they stay at home instead. Kimi had cooked a rather delicious steak dinner and they had shared a rather nice bottle of wine. It had been rather lovely and Sebastian had found he didn't miss going out. This was just as good.

And now Kimi had asked him to wait in the bedroom, requesting him to have his shirt off and to only wear his boxers. He didn't know what the Finn was up to, but he had the feeling he would enjoy it.

When Kimi finally appears, Sebastian's breath catches in his throat.

Kimi is in scrubs. SCRUBS. Sebastian's favourite Littmann stethoscope was around his neck and a white lab coat completed the look. Sebastian has to hide his laughter that on the front of the lab coat were the words 'Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital'

(Kimi knew Sebastian loved Grey's Anatomy. He just hadn't expected Kimi to use it for THIS.)

"Ah, there you are my love. You look pale. Make yourself comfortable, I'll take your blood pressure and listen to your heart." Kimi tells him, showing him the blood pressure device in his hands.

Sebastian swallows thickly and lays back on the bed. "I do feel rather shaky." The words come out in a whisper and Kimi sends him a wonderful crooked grin.

"I can see. I'll just get settled and we'll start, hm?" Kimi asks as he sets the blood pressure monitor on the bedside table. "Give me your arm?"

Sebastian does so and Kimi places the cuff on his arm and presses the button on the monitor. The cuff starts to tighten and Sebastian keeps still so Kimi can get a good reading.

When the cuff goes down Kimi reads the result and then hums. "Blood pressure looks good. Let's take a listen to your heart."

Kimi gets out the stethoscope and puts the ear pieces in his ears. He gently places the diaphragm on Sebastian's chest and hums softly. "Your heart is racing."

"How fast?" Sebastian whispers, licking his lips.

Kimi lifts his arm to look at his watch and he silently starts counting the beats. It makes Sebastian feel a wave of affectionate love for his boyfriend.

"106." Kimi hums and then he smirks. "You want my prognosis?"

Sebastian nods softly, breathing heavily.

"I think we can make your heart go much much quicker. What do you say?" Kimi asks in a low tone, moving until he's straddling him with the chest piece of the stethoscope hovering over his chest where his heart is already beating faster.

"Yes, Doctor." Sebastian breathes out and Kimi claims his lips in a deep kiss.

Oh he's so gonna fucking marry this guy.

[formulaheart]

something about george russell being hyperaware and vocal about track safety for himself and other drivers even if it slows him down, something about fernando giving franco colapinto advice his first week in, the mclaren boys continuing to be happy with each other even when the team screws them over, hamilton reminding motorsports spectators and competitors alike that kimi antonelli is still just a kid after all and has a long way to go, max and charles congratulating each other after almost every race even when one of them gets a win and the other gets something like their worst drive of the season, alex and oscar defending logan sargeant as having so much untapped potential even if hes no longer racing, pierre and seb going out of their way every year to honor drivers who have passed, esteban ocon going out of his way to welcome new drivers to the grid, kmag fighting tooth and nail to get nico hulkenberg one point, nico rosberg shredding team principals with poor team treatment on live television

f1 is gonna be okay

[souvenir116]

So, someone tweeted this on f1twt:

And quotes made me lose it:

🥺🥺

[logansargey]

Y'all ain't ready for this convos yet tho

[thorsonoflesbians]

for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end

[f1shipbracket]

Group A: Semifinal

[dreamysletters]

F1 drivers as text messages pt.3

[f1-disaster-bi]

I know you said the “not used to being loved” prompts scream Lando but I had an idea so sorry 😅 but could I pretty please ask for “I’m gonna hurt you. I hurt everyone. That’s what they told me” for Simi? 🥺💕

Kimi didn't understand why Sebastian was here. It was baffling to him that despite everything he had probably heard , that Sebastian had not run from him. He was used to being alone. No one ever stuck around once they heard the rumours about him. It didn't matter that they were false because everyone ust took one look at Kimi and decided that they knew him. Sebastian had been different from the moment Kimi had met him but he didn't expect this. He never expected Sebastian to stick around and become a good friend of his. It had been a pleasant change of pace but now, now Kimi knew the younger man had to be fucking with him because how could he want this? Want Kimi after everything he had heard? "You don't want this", Kimi rapsed, shaking his head as he stood up, "You should leave" Sebastian looked upset, and that was how Kimi knew everyone was right about him. He only ever hurt people. He was doing it right now. It was what he always did. "Kimi, I love you", Sebastian stated as if simply telling Kimi the sky was blue. He said it like it was a fact to be believed, "I want this. I want an us if you will have me because there is no one else in this world that makes me feel the way you do" Kimi just shook his head again and moved away from Sebastian. "No", Kimi desperately wanted to say yes but he didn't, "You don't" Sebastian stood up in frustration, arms crossed across his chest as he stared at the other. "And why not?" Kimi just looked at him and tried not to feel the way his chest was aching with the urge to just admit he wanted Sebastian too. "Because I'm gonna hurt you" Kimi admitted, "I hurt everyone. That's what they all say. I know you know it too, so stop this. Just leave, Sebastian" Sebastian didn't leave. He was a stubborn fool who pressed forward, and cupped Kimi's facce with a look of fierce determination on his own face. "I don't care what they say. I care about you and who you are", Sebastian argued, "Because that man is one I love and I know he loves me but is scared and that's okay. I am not going anywhere. I am here" With how Sebastian was staring at him, Kimi felt hope taking root in his chest because maybe he could have this. Maybe it would be okay. "I love you too"

[wolfsbanesbite]

"I have 3 pups in my belly, excuse me for not being fast!" + simi (pls this is so funny to me 😭)

Have something a little comic and silly.

"Kimi slow the fuck down!"

Sebastian's irate voice makes Kimi turn round, seeing his Omega trying to dodge other shoppers in the supermarket, his rather large belly getting in the way.

Kimi waits for him with the shopping trolley, amusement in his eyes as Sebastian tries to navigate his messed up center of gravity thanks to the three pups he was carrying.

Three. Kimi swears he almost fainted when he heard the news.

Sebastian finally reaches his side, breathing hard and looking tired. "You need to slow down! I can't keep up!"

"Sebby, I wasn't even going that fast." Kimi points out. Looking so amused.

"You don't even know how lucky you are." Sebastian mutters, glaring at Kimi. "Being able to see your feet. Being able to actually move more then 1 mile an hour. This is fucking horrible."

"You wanted to be pregnant. And it worked. Times three. Not my fault." Kimi replies, trying not to laugh.

"It was your fault! You and your big-"

"Excuse me? You're in the way." A woman moves into their line of vision, wanting to get past.

"I have three pups in my belly! Excuse me for not being fast!" Sebastian snaps at the woman, causing her to sniff and barge past them both with her trolley.

Kimi growls warningly and moves after her but Sebastian puts a hand on his shoulder. "Not worth it. Let's just get what we need and go."

Kimi thinks that's rather an excellent idea.

[oconswrld]

Stressed because of You. - F1 Retirees x Rookie!Reader

summary: 4 horny retirees and their favorite rookie.

Scene 1: You sent the wrong picture.

Scene 2: The reactions to your race.

Scene 3: They scare off a boy trying to talk to you.

notes; IM SO OUT OF IDEAS BYE.. and im ovulating

[yourstrqly]

✰ POSITIONS, F1 DILFS

[ starring ] sebastian vettel, kimi räikkönen, fernando alonso, jenson button, lewis hamilton, kevinmagnussen

[ tw ] fem!reader, smut (+18), dom!drivers, mention of sex toys and tapes, dirty talking, fem and male oral receiving (+ choking on dick)

. minors do not read .

sebastian enjoys sitting back to watch you play with yourself, be it your dainty fingers buried deep inside your pussy and coated in your juices, or the dildo, the copy of his cock, he had gifted you months ago when he was away; the sight of the grip your greedy pussy has on the plastic phallus and your body writhing in the sheets, whorish moaning his name to pled for relief, thighten his trousers but rather than bouncing you, feeling your tight little satch, he leans forward, breath fawning onto your wet tights, resulting in goosebumps.

you'd cry out silently, legs shaking as you ram the toy faster into your warmth. "what did you say, liebe? (love) care to repeat?", the man would ask, his rough hands grabbing your thick tights. "want my big dick inside you? fuck you till you can't remember your name and see stars no more, huh?", he'd taunt you with a massive smirk on his pinkish lips. "that what you would like, don't you, my dirty girl?"

kimi prefers on being hands on, having you knee in front of him to suck him off. tears have already escaped your eye and stained your hallowed cheeks, while his right hand sits at the back of your head, hair kept in a ponytail to manage the speed and the desired depth. your glossy eyes holding contact with his lustfilled gaze and the choking sounds as well as the moans that send off vibrations around his dick, makes him pull your face against his pelvic bone to deep throat him. the tightness of your wet mouth let's his cock throb slightly, the taste of salty pre cum hits your tongue once again.

slowly, kimi would face fuck you, forcing your lips to touch his pelvic whenever he pulls your head towards him, forcing your jaw to go slack and take his long cock all the way as saliva runs out of the corners of your stretched mouth, trailing down your tits and eventually hitting the carpet. "you love being my good girl, eh? then choke on it."

nando loves to grab your plump ass whilst hugging you whenever it is in public or in the privacy of a room — if his action is made in the later situation, the innocence of his touch quickly turns into nibbling playfully on your ear and neck, leaving small marks to show his claim of you. his finger would dip inside your clothing to touch your already wet pussy, gently brushing past the outer lips to rub your clit, which will transform you into mush against his body. wanting to eat you out, nando would lay you down on the bed if there is one, probing pillows under your hips to get an easy access to your wetness. he's godsend, festing on your pussy as it would be his last time, resulting in leaving you a breathless moaning puddle of a mess. "please don't stop, papi."

jenson would be the guy who'd twirl, pull and nib on your stiff nibbles as you stroke his growing dick whilst watching a sex tape of yourselves to get in the right zone. in his opinion its one of the easiest ways to set the mood; watching a homemade video of him plowing inside you from behind against a hotel wall or having you cuffed on the bedframe, fucking your little hole hard as you cum over and over again — he'll feel your breath stock whenever his recorded self hits your g-spot or lands a spank on your brightly coloured ass, and the slick of your snatch drips on his leg, that's between yours, rubbing over your cunt.

"in another life, you'd be a pornstar, darling", jense would whisper in your ear as he moves above you, running the fat leaking head of his cock against your awaiting pussy.

lewis would have you in sixty-nine, tongue tracing the rim of your snatched hole as you kitten-lick off the precum of his massive dick and nibble softly on a bold vein, chasing a groan out of the fit male. as soon as you reach past the half, he'll push his cock upwards, causing you to choke on his dick — his less dominating hand keeps your head down as his other hand sinks two fingers at the same time inside you roughly, sending you over the edge, a process he continues over again till you tap his thight two times.

"fucked you good, huh?"

kevin likes nothing more than seeing you completely relaxed and giggling during a session of soft, romantic sex; it's his favourite way to return to a relaxed state of mind after a race and running behind his small children. he'll have you ride him though he'd control the pace while pressing your face against his neck to feel you sucking kisses against it. whenever kevin would push hard upwards inside you, he'd hear you purr like a catita or moan, rambling about how he should just throw you down and fuck you, but this will just result in his next pushes slower, teasing you to show you who's the "boss".

POLY/MULTI DRIVERS — SINGULAR DRIVERS

[hrhrg]

Im on break rn expect a bunch of these in the next 5 business days

[flyingcakeee]

"F1 is being ruined by weird people"

May I introduce you to, once again, the people who work(ed) in F1 and it's feeder series?

Weird camera angles, genuinely almost kissing, pictures with little to no context, Kimi's Lego car with oranges as wheels, questions all around, it all checks out.

[britney-rosberg06]

Completely random F1 Family Tree for u all

timeline? uh i made it the fuck up

Both Charles and Ollie were immaculately concepted yes

No Oscar and Max do NOT fuck with the idea that their dad is dating someone their age

Family Dinners must go so hard on the Merc side

Like on the Ferrari side it’s just pasta and catholic guilt

but Merc?? Oh blood is shedding

Roscoe is chilling with everyone so he wasn’t included

Is logan the product of an affair? is he secretly adopted? he and we will never know

based on this, who’s the paddock slut cuz i was gonna start by saying Nando-

[tonysbed]

Kinktober 2024

A/n: Hello my lovies! Here’s my kinktober 2024 masterlist! Hope you enjoy 😋

I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR MEDIA CONSUME.

MINORS DONT INTERACT

a/n: I do NOT have a taglist or tag people in the fics, i’m just to lazy for all that 🥲🎀 Also, there could be slight changes in the fics themselves

Day 1: Max Verstappen (Public vibrator)

Day 2: Oscar Piastri ( Overstimulation/ Femdom?)

Day 3: Nico Rosberg (Hate sex)

Day 4: Sebastian Vettel (Sub/dom)

Day 5: Alex Albon (High mile club)

Day 6: Yuki Tsunoda (Cockwarming)

Day 7: Liam Lawson (mirror sex)

Day 8: Charles Leclerc (virginity loss)

Day 9: Kimi Raikonen (Age Gap/ Dbf)

Day 10: Sergio Perez (Secret Relationship/ Almost caught)

Day 11: Lewis Hamilton (Denial)

Day 12: Carlos Sainz (Blowjob)

Day 13: Fernando Alonso (Breeding)

Day 14: Pierre Gasly (Mutual Masturbation)

Day 15: Max Verstappen (Dry humping)

Day 16: Landoscar (Threesome, ..?)

Day 17: Jenson Button (Another Dbf I fear)

Day 18: Fraco or mick, i haven’t decided

Day 19: Liam Lawson (Drunk admission- Sex)

Day 20: Charpierre (Double penetration)

Day 21: Oscar Piastri (Fingering)

Day 22: Sergio Perez (Public/Club sex) Inspo that one clip with lewis

Day 23: Sebastian Vettel (Breeding)

Day 24: Kimi Raikonnen (Overstimulation)

Day 25: Logan Sargent (Pegging)

Day 26: Seb/Lewis (Threesome, celebrating wdc)

Day 27: Charles Leclerc (Brothers best friend/teammate)

Day 28:Max Verstappen (Size Kink)

Day 29: Alex Albon (Cockwarming)

Day 30: Susie Wolff/ Horners Wife (Cheating, wlw)

Day 31: Request ideas? Not sure yet

This is my first time actually entering Kinktober and I pray to the fanfic gods that they’re not gonna take my motivation away cause smut is the hardest thing to write 🥲🧚🏻‍♂️

enjoy and send in ideas 🫶🏻